Thinking about buying an electric scooter. They've got some on Ali that can go 90 km/h (60 mph). I assume you should wear a helmet at those speeds when when driving in the bicycle lane.But politics wise, Malmö city banned parking these at bike parkings. Now you need to park them in designated spots. That makes them more annoying to use. Perhaps it's different where you live. You save a ton of money in gas and parking fees though compared to driving a car. Also, regular bicycles aren't good for your pelvic floor, prostate and erections. Standing up is a great way to travel.
>>534145885I’m not 12 years old anymoreMy job also isn’t going to be as close as the middle school you go to currently
>>534145885You need to save money to support the 38% of your country that's niggers
>>534145940Lots of old people drive these. I'm almost 40 myself.
>>534145885Post made by a childless single inceloid
>>534146038>>534146095Why do you guys have to be so mean
>>534146159What government agency taught you the truth was mean?
This Chad boomer replaced his car with a scooter.
>>534146253Jk. But 38% of Sweden aren't niggers. They might be immigrants but many of them are from Finland and Denmark. There's probably only 3-4% that are actual African niggers.
>>534146376i love the scooter idea but 20kmph is still a bit fast for me
>>534145885I'm not a car, but I'd give her a ride. Get it? Ahahahahahaha...
>>534146273>Lives in Phoenix>Doesn’t take the free wayShiggyDiggy
>>534145885If you fall off one of these, you’ll be in worse shape than you would from a bike crash.
>>534145885>WhyThink of that tiny front wheel getting caught in a pothole and the damn thing catapulting you over the top.ANY sort of bicycle, moped, or small motorcycle is going to be safer and more useful
>>534145885>I assume you should wear a helmet at those speeds when when driving in the bicycle lane.Why? If you have an accident over 15 kph on that thing you're fucking dead anyway
Those scooters last like 1 year of regular usage before the battery goes to shit and the battery costs like half the price of a new scooter
>>534146801>>534146857A study was conducted and apparently scooters are eight times safer than electric bicycles.https://www.chalmers.se/en/current/news/m2-rented-e-bicycles-more-dangerous-than-e-scooters-in-cities/
>>534145885Why can't we have bikes and electric vehicles smaller than a Vespa use the damn sidewalks instead of leaving them empty for walkers? Or put the poors in a walking lane merely a paint stripe's distance from fast moving steel tonnage? Makes no sense.
>>534147060Those don’t go 60mph
>>534145885Look at that whores legs bros. God damn. Gets the lizard brain to rush blood right into the ole' cock, if you catch me drift
>>534146857correct, this was settled with insurance company statistics and dental fractures.people colliding with these "elsparkcyklar" // E-scooter? had their teeth crushed almost every time.the feminist political partys invested insane amounts of money on these in stockholm and göteborg.its a trap if you wish to invest in them if you own a company or something.
>>534147105In red states you can do exactly that. I know there's less gibs generally but I was amazed at how much better it was being poor in a red state than a blue state, just for little things like this. Cops would wave and nod when I rode by poorbike or my shitty kit converted e-bike on sidewalks. I'd share the sidewalk with other bikers and walkers without issue, everyone even had good manners. >>534146857Probably why China made them illegal recently. Then faggot good goyim will rationalize it. E-bikes are a blessing in the right hands and in the right places.
>>534145885does weather not exist in your country? Im supposed to show up to work sweaty from the heat? Or drenched from rain?
>>534145885>They've got some on Ali that can go 90 km/h (60 mph)Enjoy burning to death while plugging in to charge it at night. never buy an ebike or e-scooter unless it has a samsung or other high quality battery pack. Even those little novelty hoverboards that were a fad for a little while obliterated hudnreds of homes and apartments. Water doesnt put out the fire and you will succumb to poison fumes before you even wake up. Even a Chinese portable phone charge powerpack is too large a lithium battery to safely keep in a home. They really need to ban these worldwide and have strict import licenses for anything with a lithium battery,
>>534145885Although you can ride a woman, you can't ride her to work
OP, that's a great idea but in places like Texas and Arizona, where it is hot as fuck and the roads are comically long on purpose, this wouldn't work. You need to realize the carnigger sprawl design was made on purpose, so big oil and car industry jews could thrive and control you.
>>534145885Get an EUCFaster, lighter, and easier to carry.
>>534147494Also an interesting update on these deathtraps:>With the vast majority of battery fires originating from poorly produced Chinese batteries designed for ultra-cheap e-bikes and e-scooters, it appears the Chinese government is attempting to address the issue head-on. The country just passed new technical standards for the production of lithium-ion batteries like those used in micromobility devices.>Known as the “Safety Technical Specification for Lithium-ion Batteries Used in Electric Bicycles,” the standards regulate the design, production, and sale of lithium-ion batteries for e-bikes. However:>Importantly, it appears that the regulations will only apply to China’s domestic market, not products intended for export. So they are trying to make these less deadly to own for their domestic market, but still are able to export their faulty and unsafe large e-vehicle battery packs to the rest of the world.
>>534145885If I lived in the city that's what I'd use. I very much like the mental image of driving one to work with my tie flying over my shoulder.
>>534145885i cant drug and rape the one on the right inside inside the one on he left retarda car solves this problem
>electric scootersShould be rammed on sight. If you ride that wobbly piece of crap with another person in the back, while carrying load and without protective gear then you deserve and want to die.
>>534147913Good way to kill yourself.
>>534147921Good.
>>534148207Yeah but in the funnest way possible.
>>534147314Just wear a motorcycle helmet? You should probably have one anyway.
>>534147060>>scooters are eight times safer>bicycles rented>scooters not identified as rentedSounds more like operator error.
>>534145885Scooters are less stable than bicycles. It's significantly more dangerous and if you hit a bump you're going to go flying into pavement at 60mph.
>>534147913Real, meaningful hoverboards would be safer while satisfying similar deathwish/adrenaline impulses.
>>534147913>>534148317The tires on these seem big enough to not be as pothole vulnerable and it would be much easier to lug into the office than a scooter.
>>534148567Hoverboards have a top speed of 9.9 MPH.Entry based EUC that you drive on bike lanes hit 50/60 mph easily.memes aside you really shouldn't take it on the highway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2se1a-qnyFk>>534148614Yeah, it's basically a mono motorcycle wheel.
>>534145885>Malmö city banned parking these at bike parkings. Now you need to park them in designated spots.Malmø has bigger problems than this.
>>534145885I fucked both of my elbows doing 20mph. When it goes to shit you fly off like superman. Still use it though.
>>534147913>Get an EUCAnother faddish deathtrapImagine hitting a bump and having a foot slip off.
>>534148317>Battery drops from 73 to 68% in 49 secondsI hope your destination is only 8 minutes away or you're walking home.
Sounds perfect, if you don’t die a gruesome horrible death smeared all over the road
>>534147060As someone who’s had electric scooters for years and done hundreds of miles on them THAT IS S BLACK MOUTHED LIE. Little trolly wheels + a crash sees you flying like you are topped off a step ladder at speed. Concrete hurts. Bad. Bikes are vastly safer in every way. Scooters are fun though, on little wheels ridding on the path/road is like off roading.But you likely will fall off and when you do you’ll get hurt bad.
>>534145885Can I shop for groceries with that? Nope. Not really.
>>534145885I use my scooter to drive to work, it's only 4km one way. I can recharge it at work for free. For everything else i use my car. I'm 39.
>>534147913Wil never get a license in Yourope.
>>534149149If you ride at top speed sure you lose a lot of batteryIf you're just cruising at normal speeds you can hit ~130kmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ODnrIVBS8chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTTQicemOoU>>534149093Skill issue
>>534147028I pay 30€ a year for insurance. When something is broken, including the battery, they repair/replace it.
Are scooters useful in all weather?
>>534149167>Sounds perfect, if you don’t die a gruesome horrible death smeared all over the roadHaven't seen any gore videos of these yet, patiently awaiting its enevitability being published on theync
>>534145885>60mph>scotter>AliCan I have your kidneys?
>>534145885no heater or air conditioning, can't throw stuff in to haul
>>534149480Never say neverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynuQg-P9r_U
>>534145885Good point OP, especially with how tyrannical modern cars are becoming and also how portable tbe scooters are.
>>534149617I see some models with thick wheels.
>>534145885>hey babe, hop on my scooter and I’ll take you back to my place
>>534149542>Skill issueThere's no secure connection between riders' feet and the death wheel?Absolute suicide machines.
>>534147913FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS?!honestly might. Looks fun from pop, I bet he looks like a retard though.Stil, 500 bucks isn’t much.
My friend had a scooter that legit went 55mphIt had no clutch and you had to push start it, which was very difficult, but once you got it running it hauled ass.That dumb-ass traded it away for half a pound of shake and immediately regretted it.
>>534150070For this particular model it's 5kBut it's the fastest/top of the line model that only enthusiasts would go for anyway (top speed 93 mph)for $500 you can get away with a V8S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9CODg5a7BIon mutt roads:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aeWRTQPgQghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y257h4EQkQ >>534150057If you're just riding bike lanes with proper gear it wouldn't be worse than bike/scooter crash.
>>534145885Those are for black people and people with DUIs lol
>>534150569So is it really good at self balancing or is this one leg thing a super hard trick they learned.
That will be great when it is -20°F, there is ice packed roads, and there are 25mph cross winds.
>>534145885i have a 500w one as a toy, theyre fun. my dealer go hit by a car riding one of these and broke many bones
>>534145885The failure of cars, bicycles, and scooters sharing the road proves that diversity doesn't work. We need segregation. Separate roads for cars, bikes, scooters, and pedestrians. >>534145885
has really good times with these, bought my first one in jan 2021 and it's still kickin, but it only makes sense if you live in a small urban area, i've probably done 8000km on it now
>>534150667Once it gets going it's very stable, but you need to have great balance. sorta like a segway but without the handle. quite awkward at first cause you gotta position your whole body. def not for the clumsy.
>>534147314I rarely know people who get into accidents with things. But I know of this dude who indeed needed urgent medical care after dropping with an e scooter.But to be fair, the ones I see being made nowadays have far larger wheels and therefore would probably be much safer, especially if you wear a helmet. Which most people don't. They seem handy in cities.
>>534146078>MalmöYeah and also a nigger. Please do not wear a helmet and ride as fast it can go.
>>534149949You might want to check the replacement tire selection.Even if you don't plan on riding in winter it's good to have an extra tire on hand for when one gets fucked.
>>534145885Bicycle seats are great for the problem areas you listed, you just have to slather a little saddle cream on there and go all the way
>>534146857>Think of that tiny front wheel getting caught in a pothole and the damn thing catapulting you over the top.The best part is that when this happens, they really clamp down on the handlebars so they faceplant their teeth all over the sidewalk/road.Great stuff.
>>534151004I don’t think I’m clumsy but I would like basic functions on flat roads to be really easy to learn.How would you compare it to learning to ride a bike or skateboard?
>>534150802Accidents happen when various vehicles are all going very different speeds. The people were never even asked if they want all these micromobility e-bikes and scooters in their cities. They were basically just dumped onto us by chink companies.
>>534145885Hi Rabbi
>>534145885Too dangerous, even with a helmet.
>>534145885For me it’s the hot karl.
>>534151004never understood the ppl who ride this shit
>>534147913>>534148317>all these depressing commie blocksRussia was a mistakeno wonder they're depressed all the time>>534151293>How would you compare it to learning to ride a bike or skateboard?Way harder at first, cause the initial stance fella unnatural, but you get used to it. Most people start by leaning against a wall and going real slow until it "clicks".and only bike lanes till you're completely comfortable and even then wouldn't go on packed roads. See it there's group rides in your area it's easier to start with some guidance and people who can show you how to ride irl
>>534147913sonicriders.webm
>>534145885i have jeets on the wrong side of the road on these all day in my infested bay area hell holetime out corner, sven. no more threads tonight.
>>534152394kys cocksucker
Just get a motorcycle anon they are cheap and cool you will make friends.
>>534145885Just disable the GPS on a Lime Scooter and paint it black.
