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>be me
>29 year old NEET, basement dwelling history autist
>spend every night chainsmoking and watching third reich movies until 6am
>one night im deep into "The Goebbels Diaries"
>fall asleep at my desk with the book open to a >page about propaganda techniques
>wake up at 4am to the sound of a radio crackling
>old 1930s german broadcast static
>ohshit.png
>check my PC, it's off
>radio sound is coming from my headphones that are unplugged
>suddenly the static clears and i hear a smooth, slightly raspy voice
>"meine lieben volksgenossen..."
>it's him
>Joseph fucking Goebbels
>voice is crystal clear, like hes standing right behind me
>start sweating
>slam my headphones down and go back to bed
>next morning my desktop background is changed
>black and white photo of Goebbels giving a speech, eyes staring directly into my soul
>i never set that
>try to change it, keeps reverting
>that night the voice comes back
>this time through my phone, even on airplane mode
>"anon... the aryan race need better propaganda. your memes are weak."
>mfw he's criticizing my /pol/ posts
>start seeing him in reflections
>mirror in the bathroom? Goebbels adjusting his tie behind me
>turn around, nothing
>look back, he's giving me the disappointed stare
>he starts leaving notes in perfect German on my desk
>"fapping to anime isnt going to bring us total war anon."
>"your race is dying and you rather coom all night than fight"
>one night i break
>yell at the empty room "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME"
>dead silence for ten seconds
>then the voice, calm and cold:
>"i want you to stop being useless."
>havent slept properly in weeks
>every night he lectures me about willpower, the big lie, and how my generation is a disgrace to our aryan forefathers
>last night he made me watch my own browsing history projected on the wall like a movie
while he narrated it in real time
>"look at this. hours of degeneracy. and for what?"
>im losing it bros
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>>534146128
he would never use a disgusting zoomer word like coom.
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>>534146128
Go outside nigga, you need some friends
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>>534146128
yoo dis nigga haunted by gerbils lmao
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>>534146128
Use it to imagine hot girls are you gay or some shit
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Aww sweet.

If you are being legitimate, fill in some more details before you take meds.
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I needed this anon, I'm from the first meme war.
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>>534146128
Wtf did I just read, you okay anon?



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