>be me>29 year old NEET, basement dwelling history autist>spend every night chainsmoking and watching third reich movies until 6am>one night im deep into "The Goebbels Diaries" >fall asleep at my desk with the book open to a >page about propaganda techniques>wake up at 4am to the sound of a radio crackling>old 1930s german broadcast static>ohshit.png>check my PC, it's off>radio sound is coming from my headphones that are unplugged>suddenly the static clears and i hear a smooth, slightly raspy voice>"meine lieben volksgenossen...">it's him>Joseph fucking Goebbels>voice is crystal clear, like hes standing right behind me>start sweating>slam my headphones down and go back to bed>next morning my desktop background is changed>black and white photo of Goebbels giving a speech, eyes staring directly into my soul>i never set that>try to change it, keeps reverting>that night the voice comes back>this time through my phone, even on airplane mode>"anon... the aryan race need better propaganda. your memes are weak.">mfw he's criticizing my /pol/ posts>start seeing him in reflections>mirror in the bathroom? Goebbels adjusting his tie behind me>turn around, nothing>look back, he's giving me the disappointed stare>he starts leaving notes in perfect German on my desk>"fapping to anime isnt going to bring us total war anon.">"your race is dying and you rather coom all night than fight">one night i break>yell at the empty room "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME">dead silence for ten seconds>then the voice, calm and cold:>"i want you to stop being useless.">havent slept properly in weeks>every night he lectures me about willpower, the big lie, and how my generation is a disgrace to our aryan forefathers>last night he made me watch my own browsing history projected on the wall like a moviewhile he narrated it in real time>"look at this. hours of degeneracy. and for what?">im losing it bros
>>534146128he would never use a disgusting zoomer word like coom.
>>534146128Go outside nigga, you need some friends
>>534146128yoo dis nigga haunted by gerbils lmao
>>534146128Use it to imagine hot girls are you gay or some shit
Aww sweet. If you are being legitimate, fill in some more details before you take meds.
I needed this anon, I'm from the first meme war.
>>534146128Wtf did I just read, you okay anon?