Just because I called her a useless spaghetti maker
I cooked my wife salmon today C:
>>534146772I ate your wife's salmon today
>>534147132how did you break into my house?
>>534147132Wtf my wife unironically made salmon today
>>534147163fellow salmonbro... are you black pepper-pilled?steamed broccoli-pilled as well?
>>534146721Make them yourself. It's easy. Just throw the chicken with the skin (with some seasonings) in an air fryer and boil some potatoes in slightly salty water. If a woman can do it, then it is a breeze for a man
>>534146721>COOK ME CHICKEN WITH POTATOESthe fuq?
>>534147285Oh damn that's nasty
>>534146772What did Tyrone think about this?
>>534147336what about this? it's a different technique.
>>534147235It was teriyaki
>>534147343other way around, I fucked tyrone's mom by cooking her pasta. tyrone isn't married so there's no wife to bang so I settled for his bbw diabetic mom
>>534147406damn, I must learn better technique
>>534147387The man's a culinary genius.
>>534146721>call her a spaghetti-maker>want her to make something other than spaghettiGood job retard bro
>>534146721Well this one is defective anon. Return her before the warranty expires.
>>534146772I cooked my wife chili. I asked her to let me cook next time she changes shifts because she gets too tired and I've wanted to make it again.It's a really fucking good chili bros, best one I ever made. Used salt to bring out the different flavors.I also made creme brulee.I got my dick sucked, and the best part is I really wanted to make chili and creme brulee for myself anyways.
>>534147269https://www.walmart.com/ip/Coghlan-s-Toaster-Forks-4-Pack-20-Length-for-Toasting-Campfire-Camping-Tool/19704985?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=1615&gclsrc=aw.ds&adid=2222222227719704985_117755028669_12420145346&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=501107745824&wl4=pla-394283752452&wl5=1014141&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=19704985&veh=sem_LIA&gclsrc=aw.ds&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=12420145346&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIibydwr6UlAMVKxitBh21-BSnEAQYASABEgJdLvD_BwEcut and bend these into S-hooks and pierce the chicken parts and hang in oven over plate or pan.Put the sliced potatoes in the pan so the fat drips on them. Hanging the chicken in mid air means they cook all over without any part laying in grease.
>>534147658based.
>>534147658I made my mom really good homemade chili and cornbread from scratch multiple times and she never sucked my dick. Fuck you!
>>534148018The real secret is you got to tell her something funny. I told my wife the crust on the brulee is just my cum that I light with a blowtorch. And then I told her the creme is also my cum. That last part got a laugh and I got sucked off. You have to make them laugh.Good luck getting your mom to suck you off.
>>534146721She must be stripped until naked and barefoot before being banished to the kitchen for punishment.
>>534146721Maybe you should ask her to make you useless spaghetti
