Ill start:>get off work>wife says "anon im going out to get a few groceries">stay home and hear the saga unfold>"anon i couldnt stop thinking of you the entire time this was unfolding, you wouldve laughed hysterically">wife goes to pay for groceries >total is 125>sheboon teller is scrolling phone mindlessly purchasing ghettowear tshirts not paying attention>"AY YO TOTUL IZ 125.00> wife gives her 100 dollar bill, then asks to pay the rest on card>nigger hands back change for 75 dollars> " uhmm this isnt right. i gave you a hundred dollar bill and want to pay 25 on my card">"nah uh you gave me 200 dollar bill"> " that doesnt exist"> " HOL UP"> gets out calculator> proceeds to call team lead > team lead and her cant figure it out> both are on phone calculator> calls for floor manager> cant figure it out> calls for asset protection lady> now there are 4 of them with their phone calculators trying to solve this mystery, plus two over the phone> team lead calls for help over intercom > "customer service need help, come get yo reshops, SHEEEEEIT, everybody come get yo reshops"> assistant manager finally comes down > it still takes 20 more minutes for void the transaction and start the transaction over again> employees still cannot comprehend what happened> "im so glad you didnt come honey, you wouldve been racist and laughed hysterically"
>>534148081Wife's nipples are pink or dark?
>>534148081should have just left, she paid for it after all, it's their fault for giving her an 80% discount
>>534148081>2019. 29 years old>at my friend's house. socal>neighborhood has a back gate to a costco>nearby creek is local druggie area>hear grumbling by my truck>go to see. drugged out nigger>grrr grgrrrgrgrgrgrgrgrrrrr>back the fuck away>suddenly street lights go out>30 fucking cops guns dogs yelling everything>they separate us from the nigger (we're white)>shout to get down>grgrgrgrgrrgrrrrr>*ten pepper spray balls*>some got on my truck bumper btw>grrrgrgrgrgrgrgrrgrgrr>*taser*>grrrgrgrrgrgrgrgrgrrrr>*good boi off the leash*>nigger goes down>six cops jump himone of the neighbors apparently called them. later we had to give statements and one of the cops and i talked about how we hate niggers while he rinsed off my bumper
>>534148185pink
>>534148698based
>be me >living in the ghetto part of my mostly harmless city >nice 2br low rent >lovely older black lady owns the building>new Tennant moves in>obviously crackhead american >several future doctors under her care >one day get knock >its the future of America saying theyre scared cause alone >ask if they can hang out at my place>no but ill leave the door open and keep an eye on you little cherub>"gee your place is nice">just a couch and tv>look across the hall >not even a spool coffee table>poor shits were fucked from the start >fuck me I hate crackheads >week later OD >gone next day >landlord "anon no more section 8, its too much">get a discount for the next month >its tragic but not unexpected
>>534148081>Be 15>White but have black friends who I grew up with at school>Think racists are retarded because my black friends are normal>Family goes to Florida for vacation>Dad is going through his Harley Davidson midlife crisis phase so we have to check out a dealership while there>They have a free hotdog stand out front to attract customers>Go get a hotdog, parents are inside the dealership>Suddenly the fattest black woman I have ever seen comes out from around the corner>"Ay is dis all free?">The young woman handling the stand nods and says yes>"AY KIDS AY KIDS GET DIS FREE FOOD! DEY GIBBIN OUT FREE FOOD!">Half a dozen fat black kids pop out and start ransaking the hotdog stand while the mom is yelling out orders>"GET DEM TOPPINS! FILL DEM PLATES UP I BETTA NOT BE HEARIN ANY OF YALL COMPLAIN YALLS HUNGER LATE-A YA HEAR!?!">The kids start yelling too>"WHERE DEM DRINKS? I WANNA PEPSI!">The young woman meekly tells them they don't have free drinks but they have a stocked fridge inside>"OH DIS HOW THEY GET YA! NUH UH I AINT FALLIN FO DAT!">Mom and her kids waddles off leaving the stand completely empty of hotdogs>Completely understand racists after that
>be me>see black man walking in my direction >cross street and keep walkingYou can never be too safe
Stoes be raysisms yo!
>wife karens out at the supermarket and causes a sceneThis would have been over in two seconds if it was. White Aryan Male instead of a doofus housewife
>>534148081I don't really have any "stories" per say but I do have a couple examples of extreme niggerdom I've witnessed.>Approaching a traffic light in town, have to avoid some fat sheboon driving up the slip lane, babbling on her phone and scarfing down some unknown substance>Taking a greyhound with a friend one time, leaving the bus stop in Memphis and see a passed out nigger with an empty 40 and pissed filled pants, witness a lady scream at a nigger at the bus stop shouting "keep you're nigger hands off my fucking bag" at the same placeMy buddy lives in Chicago and gets a new nigger story like every fucking day. They make riding the bus a literal nightmare, always starting problems, and they're liable to make a mess with piss or something because they're fucking mentally ill and unfit for society. He tells me about a shooting he heard or witnessed like every week or so too.At this point the only people who aren't racist are literal NPC's.
>>534151276*yourGod I fucking hate niggers. I hate them, and I hate how much I'm forced to be exposed to them at every turn. I hate how retarded low IQ whites end up adopting nigger culture and nigger mannerisms, listening to shitty nigger music. Talking like a nigger literally lowers your intelligence. Niggerdom is a fucking disease.
>>534148081some websites for you opchimpout dot comnaggers dot net
>>534149382>be me staying at cheap motel on business >be strapped >walk to convenience store 2 blocks away through pack of 15 niggers hanging out in front of boarded up building at 11:30 at night because i couldn't see them until i was right upon them >buy smokes and snacks >walk through same pack of niggers on the way back>nothing happens besides getting offer to buy drugs (wutchu need) from a nig and propositioned by nigress hooker (ah got wutchu need) on the way to the store. and on the way back.damn
>be me>in grade 6 or something >doing in-class scenes for drama or something>paired with literal south African nigger>he's a doctor, I'm the patient who gets a flu shot>racism programming already running in background because even then I knew a nigger wouldn't be a doctor but whatever>day of scene>nigger shows me lab coat he got from his mom a nurse at a hospital>then pulls out new syringes with needle guard >wut"Niglet you shouldn't have brought that to school. Needles can be dangerous even if clean and unused">bix nudes muthafucka "OK niglet just leave the cap on for the scene">nigger proceeds to do scene, pulls cap off syringe and sticks me in the arm>take bow and check arm to see luckily it didn't break the skin>teacher calls nigger over, demands to see needle >fast forward>nigger gets expelled and his sister tells me their mom lost her job
>>534148081wtf is a reshop
>>534153630Sending your white kids to public school with niggers is child abuse.
>>534154308I agree. But niglet and his sis were the only niggers in an upper middle class school of like 800 because their parents were really rich by south African standards. Like walled compound and maids rich so they were able to buy a house in a white town that for the time only had like 5% Asians.
>>534148081I was waiting at the DMV today, and I had to sit next to this stupid looking nigger, probably around 20-25 years old. I sit down, he's face timing someone. He says "what are these black superpowers you were talking about? How do I unlock them?". I grimaced and the incoming nigger tier stupidity that was headed my way. The dumb sheboon he was talking to said "uhhhh well they tried to wipe us out. Yo they tried to destroy all of us and completely wipe us out, so like, unlocking your black superpowers means just existing. I'm in a position of power right now. I get paid. That's what black superpowers is".I shuddered internally at the nigger tier logic.The skinny nigger next to me says " hell yeah stay woke nigga". She says "uhhh I'm not woke... I'M AWAKE".I got up and left immediately one he started talking about Palestinians and Haitians being the same people.
>>534153630That is some scary shit.
>>534154469Goes to show even the most affluent niggers are still fucking retarded niggers.
>>534154720>I got up and left immediately one he started talking about Palestinians and Haitians being the same people.This is only the surface of nigger retardation
>>534148081>Early 2000s>Friend and I are walking home from the video store at night>Two wild niggers draw near!>Look at friend>We both select the "fight" option>A new challenger has appeared!>Third nigger opens his eyes and smiles, breaking his invisibility spell>New nigger starts casting "gun">Friend casts "charm" to defuse the situation, it's a success!>Niggers change their action from "armed robbery with a side of murder" to just "robbery">Unfortunately for them, we spent our money renting vidya>Nigger check wallets, find only sadness>One nigger decides to take our vidya>Wizard nigga speaks up, saying "we can't do dat, it be messing with dey credit, yo.">The Lunchtime Rowdies have retreated!
>>534149361TIL niggers in America and pajeets in Canada act exactly the same.
I don't have any nigger stories because I live in Poland. Now I wish that meant there are no blacks here, but that's not the case. Keep in mind I live far from any cities and there still is a handful of them. Thankfully they're too few to nig out, in fact to a typical Pole they probably seem outgoing and sociable. I would often see them playing volleyball with locals at a beach. I hope their numbers don't increase so that they don't get overconfident and behave.
>>534155739put a mask on and enforce
> be 19> at college party in my house taking molly > see nigger stumbling around a bit when I walk into hall> ask him sincerely if he’s okay and wants some water> starts rambling aggressively up in my face about being the only “dark nigger” here > guess he thought I was disrespecting him> guess he didn’t know it was my house either lol> get the other lads in my house to kick the nigger out> he’s genuinely refusing and begging to stay, his friends are begging too> lads look at me for confirmation> we kick the nigger outThis was before I was racist
>>534155566>Wizard nigga speaks up, saying "we can't do dat, it be messing with dey credit, yo."Kek. Saved by the whims of the 8 INT Chaotic Neutral Negromancer.
I have another one> be 28> living in London> go to grab the tube> whole train is stopped > nigger is standing there on outside with his backpack barely inside the closed door of the train> clearly swung his bag into the closing door at the last second to stop it > holding the entire train up because he won’t just pull his bag out because he wants the train to open so he can get on> acting as if it’s stuck when a light tug would free it and everyone could go about their day> acting indignant as they usually do in these situations> watch as he stands shamelessly holding up everyone refusing to back down> eventually someone has to come down and open all the doors for the train> nigger gets on carefreeI hate niggers. I didn’t used to but I hate them so much after actually being exposed to their bullshit
>be 15 years ago >be support act for major label band performing in our city >fellow support act has some black guys in it >finish set go out back for a cigarette >big black guy drinking from a bottle of jack daniels approaches >he is very very drunk and probably high on marijuana >safe senpai, sick set u played yeah >y-you too, m-mate>Nah, not gone on yet >o-oh lol s-sorry >you're my nigga doh, u get me!??>...>nah senpai, u can say it back u kno >...>nah senpai, just say it innit >...>sksksksk SENPAI. COME. ON. >...>oh mai daizzzzzz, look, I'm giving u the N-Word Pass, nigga He wanted me to remix one of his tracks but I never emailed him. He would eventually go on to play the main stage at Glastonbury a number of years later. That's... Pic related.
>>534156435Trains in London and elsewhere in Europe come every 60 seconds. I don’t understand why people run and chimp and scream to catch themt. Australian with a train that arrives once a week if lucky
>>534148081>be me>don't live around blacks>fin.
>>534157716jeets aren't much better
>>534157779They don't assault, rob, or kill anyone. They are too meek. But yea, enjoy being killed by blacks weirdo.
>>534148081Your 'wife' is undoubtedly a flabby, trashy hag. Of this, I am certain. Your time is at an end.
>>534158016Triggered street shitter?What I said is right, they aren't much better than niggers. They don't do violent crime but they DO scam and stink up anywhere they exist.>>534158113Nigger cope
>>534158162>but they scam!Only retards get scammed by beets>they stink!Why are you around their vicinity? Meanwhile you're equating violent crime and killing white people to scamming and nasal warfare. Thanks for proving that Americans worship blacks.
>>534148081Niggers are subhumans, and the whole world needs to stop pretending they arent.
>>534158324>Only retards get scammed by beetsJeet mindset lol. Can't even say jeet ffs, my god you really are one aren't you?>equatingnope try again.
>>534148081I have never ever seen a nigger outside a tv or internet in my whole life.
>>534148081Which zombie/horror movie that screenshot came from?
>on my way to store>black guy asks me for a ciggy>I say "Sorry, I don't smoke">"ok man, thanks anyway and sorry for bothering you, have a nice day" he replies>day ruined because of forced social interaction
>>534148081Lmao this is so fake.
>>534160051>Which zombie/horror movie that screenshot came from?A regular American Tuesday.
>>534148081>Share your nigger stories>be me some years ago>own a BMW E36 3 series with the mightly ancemic 1.8 litre 4 cylinder engine>wish I never bought it, total lemon, but it has a good chassis and handles well>driving back from a girl's place at night, maybe early morning>see a pack of niggers lingering around a bus stop, breaking shit, looking disgusting, just being typical non-white filth>decide to use my Germanic BMW for what it's good for>load up some special music for the niggers, a compliation of the best ape sounds turned into a song of sorts>drive up to these niggers and let it blast at full volume>oooh oooh oooh ahhh ahhh ahhh>they understood the sounds, they knew what was up, they didn't like it >"muh fuckin white boy we gonna kill you etc etc" screeched the niggers>do some laps as they chase me in my BMW>niggers throw bottles at my German automobile>didn't really care, knew it was coming, but I used it as an excuse to stop the car>get out and pull my fully loaded Austrian made Glock on these niggers>fire off some rounds into of them, they start screaming just like the apes in the song, forming an orchestra of nigger noise>the pack of nogs disperses, some of them limping, others holding their mid-sections since the bullets ripped though their nigger guts>get back in my BMW and drive away>expecting media attention and a knock on the door before getting arrested, prison time, life over >nothing>wait a few more weeks, getting my life in order before the expected arrerst>nothing>eh>keep seeing that girl for a while longer and enjoy driving past the same bus stop late at night without any niggers aroundYou cunts probably think I made this up, but I didn't.
>>534162550If everybody did this to nigger packs the world would be a better place.I ought to be able to earn money by collecting nigger ears and turning them into the police.
I'm from Baltimore and have lots but i'm too tired to type out long stories.
>>534163609give a couple short ones
>had to go to nigger-infested public schools>parents wonder why I don't want anything to do with them
>>534161670niggers are fake people (a.k.a. not human)
>>534162550>t. In minecraft
>>534158324Jesus sorry you got called out on how much you love jeets stinking up your curry. Didn't have to hear about your love affair with them.
