coinbros almost collapsed crypto for it, billions were lost.IT WAS A NUTTER SHOAH!
Someone post it.
>>534150511I’d shamelessly smash her and soft launch her on my FB
>>534150609This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.
>>534150511I get it. I've only ever fucked one girl with an actual tight pussy and it was like she was sucking me off with her south mouth. She might have been the least attractive girl I ever fucked and even then only once and I think about that shit all the time. I've banged solid tens but it's just not the same
When all you see is the back of their head, it's ok if they are a butterface.
>>534150511Peak sex kitten vibes
>>534150710Very true
>>534150511Women with the "obtainable" aura are always more attractive than women who are actually attractive.
>>534150511i love ugly-cute women
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>>534150783>Women with the "obtainable" aura are always more attractive than women who are actually attractive.Here you go bro.
>>534150511>No no, this is good>I think I can work with this
>>534150511She’s cute. Would invite for a good meal, maybe a pastrami and matzo at the deli?
>>534151139bruh, can of Alpo would do it. Or a doggo biscuit.
>>534150996There is obtainable, and then there is this.
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>>534150996i would rather die a virgin than get anywhere near a jeeta
>>534151357After the leaf uprising, I want to winter with a chug gf in a snowed in cabin.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/358250677/#358260884
>>534150511Honestly I would
>>534151615Imagine being an indian like thisWhole tribe completely conqueredGet breast implantsLet white men colonize your pussyMany such cases
>>534151774i checked the archive, those are not breast implants, they're definitely naturala lot of native women have fat tits
>>534151862Nice nips too. I kinda figured she would have pepperoni nipples. Impressive hooters for sure. A tiny chug would be cool too.
>>534150996>I mustache you a question
>>534150511just want to see her feet
>>534150660you have a point. that progeria pussy really was worth doing time in prison for. im not proud of it, but at the end of the day retard strength snizz is all a man needs to subsist, attached to a homely downie nonwithstanding. might as well jerk off with an onahole and pretend you're pounding sped
>>534150511>"boy I sure hope I can amass wealth and power and never get laid"- literally no man ever
If women are retarded, does that mean that a woman with mental retardation is double retarded and it cancels out?
>>534150644Checked. Thanks for posting it leaf lmao
>>534150511ngl, I wouldwhat i would NOT do is risk jail time or billions in earnings just to tap that, hell no
>>534150511I can only imagine the demonic chittering noises she made whenever she orgasmed.
>>534150511OhhThat South Of Damnation Absolute Suuuuuucks
>>534155841Actual witch looks like she consumes foreskin stew from a cauldron while reciting verses from the Talmud
>>534150996>>534151357I want her to tickle me with her mustache.