IRAN IS FUCKED!!! IF YOU STOP PUMPING THESE FRAGILE WELLS, SALTWATER RUSHES IN TO DROWN THE REMAINING OIL AND PERMANENTLY TRAPS THE NATION'S WEALTH UNDERGROUND. IT IS LIKE ACCIDENTALLY GLUING THE STRAW SHUT; ONCE THE FLOW STOPS, THE GEOLOGY IS RUINED AND THE OIL CAN NEVER BE RECOVERED. THIS IS WHATS HAPPENING CURRENTLY THERE - IT IS OVER. STUBBORNESS KILLED THE CAT. WHY DID YOU NOT SEE THIS SCENARIO /POL/?
Iran made no money from their oil because Trump sanctioned them eight years ago. Iran can continue striking Gulf oil facilities regardless, which have the same problem. Iran can shut down about 30% of global oil production in the next six months if they feel like it.Trump has no cards.
>>534154951Can someone who knows oil wells confirm that?
>>534155052Can they pay the army for 6 months if their oil is malfunctioning
oil sucks. time to move on.
>>534155144It's a true statement. It's how Saudi and UAE wells work too. It is also why they are very desperate for a fast resolution, because they cannot afford to idle their wells and they cannot afford Iran blowing any more of them up. Iran's wells have not been hit yet, whereas UAE's has, and this is creating a major problem where they do not have enough money to bring western contractors in to fix them. This is because no western insurance company will underwrite the engineering job due to the war, and Trump will not guarantee their security. Iran doesn't care and even if Iran needed to care, Russian oil is very cheap.In other terms it's an accufession by Trump/Gulf arabs. Re-drilling the UAE's oil wells is possible but can only be done if there is peace. It will also cost a lot of money. UAE and Saudi Arabia are rapidly running out of it as the war progresses. The good times are over.
>>534154951>MUH OIL FIELD DAMAGEeventual revenues from the strait toll will be huge stinky trump lost
>>534154951OIL FLOATS ON WATER YOU RETARD.
>>534155199Nobody has to pay their armies. It's all conscription. It's conscription in your country too. The only country that must pay their soldiers is America, which is why Trump is pissing himself because the war has ended his domestic agenda.What really matters if if they can afford to rebuild after the strikes. Iran can. Even if OP gets his way and Iranian oil production is permanently fucked, they can use Russian oil. And, even if Iranian oil production is permanently fucked they still have their enriched uranium, nuclear weapons factory, and missiles to launch them. Trump has no strategy to actually resolve this as Iran gets closer to having a bomb. Most liberal estimates give them until August or September, in time for the 9/11 memorial.
>>534154951Do you think iran might have some caves they could flood with oil for storage like we do in the US?
>>534155052LMAO fuck the gulf, the US has all the energy it needs
>>534155293>OIL FLOATS ON WATER YOU RETARD.EVEN THOUGH OIL IS LIGHTER, THE SUCTION OF THE WELL PULLS THE HEAVY WATER UP LIKE A STRAW, AND THE CAPILLARY FORCES IN THE ROCK ACT LIKE SUPERGLUE TO TRAP THE OIL DROPLETS SO THEY CAN NEVER FLOAT TO THE SURFACE.
>>534155246> It's how Saudi and UAE wells work too. It is also why they are very desperate for a fast resolution,THE PLAN:- Wreck the ME oil- prolong the war for months on end - Collapse Arab states- Israel takes over ME- America dies; Israel branch swings
>>534155144i'm an oil man, it's absolutely true
>>534155199LOOK !! ITS A FILTHY JEW ASSUMING THE MUSLIMS WORSHIP MONEY LIKE THEY DO !!!I HOPE THEY NUKE YOU. YOU AND THE MUSLIMS ARE ALL SANDNIGGERS FIGHTING FOR DESERT SOIL. THE GOY ARE WAKING UP, THIS IS YOUR LAST WAR USING AMERICAN ZOGBOTS, AND YOU ARE LOSING.
>>534154951retard
>>534155199>jew pretending to not understand the concept of loansCome the fuck on, Moshe. So low effort these days.
>>534155336AN INSIDER HERE. THAT'S THE ACTUAL HAPPENING PLAN OF TRUMP. TO FLOOD THE CAVES THEY BUILD FOR STORING MISSILES AND WEAPONS WITH OIL AND MAKE ALL THOSE WEAPONS UNUSABLE. IRAN IS FUCKED EITHER WAY, JUST WAIT
>>534155144Op is a giant fucking faggot, full of shit with zero relevance to the geography of the region and frankly as a memeflaggot I think he is one of your gay bunker buddies. Go check your basement and smack him.
Kys kike
>>534155144My dad is an oil well and says this is bs
>>534154951How retarded are you?
>>534155369No we don't. Not under $10/gallon. It is a world market and American gas prices are not regulated. Americans will pay.>>534155376It's part of Trump's plan to use Russian oil substitutes instead of American jobs. Texas can't ramp up production fast enough, because Texas doesn't have the right refining capacity to turn their oil into sellable gasoline. Trump has probably killed the American car industry, China's electric car gamble won big because they already have the mass production. America is far behind industrially. Iran and their allies Russia and China know it when they screw us.
>>534155376Exactly. The rebuilding will be conditioned and basically all their wealth will go to Israel after they contract a gigantic loan and sell everything they own.
>>534155468>>534155407COLUMBIA'S MODELS ARE THEORETICAL MAPS, BUT THE IRANIAN OIL FIELDS ARE DYING PATIENTS. A MAP SAYS YOU CAN DRIVE FROM A TO B, BUT IF THE ROAD (THE FRACTURES) IS UNDERWATER AND THE CAR (THE WELL) IS CLOGGED WITH GREASE, THE MAP IS USELESS.
>>534155052Shoulda invested more in green energy.
Just dump the excess in the Persian gulf and blame the jews
>>534155517>It is a world marketLMAO not if we say it isn't, faggot
>>534154951Iran can make up for their oil (they couldn't sell it anyway due to sanctions) from the Hormuzzy toll. Those gulf shia golems? Yeah they're absolutely fucked beyond redemption, they'll abandon the US and join Iran before the summer ends, for survival
>>534155570>>534155570>memeflagI'll go with the top uni research conclusions rather than a kike on the chan thanks
>>534156317Rest of the gulf aren't shia though. They have a significant minority of Shia but they're pretty much second-class citizens.
>>534155293>>534155395assume the position.>3.>2.>1.>BEGIN!!!
>>534155769>we're going to ban oil exports to keep domestic gas prices low making our pedophile oligarcs lose billions by doing so!Hahahahahahahaha look at this coping lil miggy oh no no no
>>534155769>LMAO not if we say it isn't, faggotRussia, China and Iran don't care what Trump says, because Trump can't hurt them. If Trump says Americans can't get gas, Americans don't go to work. Russians, Chinese and Iranians all go to work on electric trains and cars now.
>>534156417>>534156335ITS OVER ALI. I KNOW ITS HARD TO ADMIT AND ALLAH CAN'T SAVE YOU BUT IT IS TRULY OVER THIS TIME
Day in, day out, some kikes are trying to sell the news as a win. And Americans are paying for it.
>>534154951Or they can just dump the oil and keep pumping. Doesn't matter if you light it on fire, better than losing the well.
>>534154951>you cant turn the well offi keep hearing dumbfucks say this. first off salt water is not ruahing down the hole, its already down there with the oil. if a well loads up on water then you just rod them up with artificial lift and pump the water off the well and flump the fuck out of it. it will make more oil than before but you have to pay for the cost of the pumpt. oil and gas chad>>534155144see above
>>534155407i wish america had politicians who know a damn thing about the economy, but theyre all let the goyim deal with the real world
>>534154951>>534155427What a retarded thread
>>534156688g'mornin' chink!
>>534155199Can you eat food without oil, nigger?
>>534156729I'm Australian. You know those guys who carried you in WW2.
>>534154951Neat. I hope Iran targets all oil infrastructure in the region as MAD. I also hope they destroy Isreals desalination infrastructure.
>>534154951>>534155144They cut 80% of their production in 2011 and managed to restore their previous output levels. It just takes a decade or so, but the oil isnt gone.>>534155246Every accusation is a confession. The gulf monarchies are doomed unless the strait reopens.
>>534154951Iran would rather flood the gulf with oil than letting them go sticky. They would not care. You're jewish and a retard. Suck gasoline through my dick
>>534157414IN 2011 THE WELLS WERE YOUNGER AND THE EXPORTS NEVER HIT ZERO, BUT IN 2026 THE FIELDS ARE DEPLETED AND THE STORAGE IS FULL, MEANING A SHUTDOWN NOW WILL DROWN THE WELLS IN SALTWATER AND PERMANENTLY KILL THE NATION'S WEALTH.
>>534154951IRAN HAS ALREADY SAID THEY WILL DESTROY THE GULF STATES OIL WELLS IF THIS HAPPENS AS THEY WILL SEE IT AS THE US BOMBING THEIR OIL WELLS. SO IT DOES NOT CHANGE THE SITUATION AT ALL, THE US IS IN THE SAME PREDICAMENT AS WHEN THEY WERE CONSIDERING BOMBING IRAN'S OIL WELLS YOU USELESS KIKE
>>534157531Again, they capped most their wells for years and restored full production in less than a decade. They oil doesnt just disappear if its not pumped. Further Iran continues to export a TON of oil. See tge 57 ship fleet they ran the blockade with
>>534155052>>534155246hahahhahahaa muzzrat cope. Pool's closed FAGGOT .... hahahahhaaaayou're winning!!!!!! hahahhahahaaa
>>534154951oil floats on top of water, retard
>>534157659Oil well structure, geology and performance varies a lot. Some can be shut and then restarted with no problem. Some even flow faster. Others get blocked and may be permanently damaged or have to be redrilled. Iranian wells are more at risk than most others in the region.
>>534157688The funny thing is that you will have to conceed victory to the sandniggers, jews will have to pay for a humiliating truce
>>534157567awesome. that means the USA is gonna be the one holding the worlds oil. YAYYY!!!
> US Sanctions prevent foreign nations using their own currencies, or swaps of goods, to acquire oil from IranAnon, you’re retarded thinking our adversaries aren’t working through alternatives to SWIFT, the IMF, and the Petrodollar dominance for oil sales
>>534154951you lost tranny!
This whole narrative is completely retarded.In the worst case, Iran can continue pumping and simply dump the oil in some cave or valley, or which they have many.
>>534155224I've had fusion working in my garage for 2 years now. I keep running out of deuterium, but my electric bill is like $300 lower each month.Considering it's a revolutionary scientific breakthrough, $300 in savings feels like a bit of a letdown.
>>534155144>>534155246Thats not how oil wells work.We went through this already in Desert Storm when Iraq blew up all the wellheads in Kuwait.
>>534156527Cope harder rabbi
>>534157761>and have to be redrilledPrecisely. Worst case they redrill the well and restore production over a few years. With oil prices 2x even half the products nets them the same income.
>>534157659I know. Its embarassing how badly the US is losing this war. All those American cities that have been bombed, and all those US navy ships that have been sunk. How will the US ever recover?The US dollar is in a total freefall, while inflation is spiking at over 1000%. US banks are now limiting Americans from withdrawing more then ten dollars from thier bank accounts. They cant even withdraw enough money to buy a fuckin cup of coffee! FFS. Iran is winning. Its crazy how big they are winning. I've never seen anyone win this big before. Just when I thought no one could top the Talibans wins in afghanistan or saddams wins in Iraq. Well now its Irans turn to win BIG.
>>534157844>In the worst case, Iran can continue pumping and simply dump the oil in some cave or valley, or which they have many.Crude oil is highly mobile. If dumped into a natural valley or unlined cave, it will immediately seep into the aquifers
>>534157766With an iq of 90 I see how you would see it that way but the economy doesn't work that way, the US lacks the refineries etc which would take years build up whereas severe fuel shortage wrecking the US economy is at best months away. China would see it as a major aggression against them and restrict a fuck ton of resources the US economy and defense needs. Not to mention mass starvation etcEveryone knows that.this war is because of the jews, the hatred against them would be so immense it would very likely turn to general violence against them
>>534155407Oh, the claim literally comes from Trump?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534154951REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEgod iam happy iam to dump to solve this capture
>>534154951>water and oil mix/pol/ gets more and more retarded by the day.
>>534155246>why they are very desperate for a fast resolutionWhat's the basis for this? This simply sounds like the latest cope. >they ran out of water they will collapse any minute now! >we blew up their schools it's over for Iran!
>>534157764I KNOW DUDE. Ive been sayin this for months ... IRAN IS WINNING. They are going to win even bigger then the taliban or Saddam. I bet Trump really regrets fuckin with Iran now. Iran has got him by the throat and is kicking him in the balls. Those poor americans are huddling in bomb shelters, afraid to use a cell phone FFS. Iran is TOTALLY WINNING !!!!! In fact, they have already won. Its OVER! The Americans are completely defeated.
>>534157890It's hilarious how hard you jews are coping about this, you know that you will either have concede victory to the sandniggers or have the oil supply of the middle east destroyed, plunging the economy into a depression. And you would need 100k+ American ground troops for regime change. And all of this when every single comments field on the internet is about how much people hate you. Do you really think you've reached peak antisemitism yet?
>>534157890Hmmmm? None of that is true. Its VERY sad that you have to invent claims to argue against because you have no arguments about what is going on. Itan busted the blockade (which was a couple measly destroyers btw) by just stampeding it and taking the acceptable losses as a price of doing business.
>>534158024Gulf Arabs need the oil to flow. That's their business. No oil tankers moving through means they run out of money quickly. They have no domestic means to build anything, unlike Iran.
>>534158088Even with 500k troops the USA cannot win. Because without safe shipping to ports, there simply doesn't exist the infrastructure needed to keep that army resupplied in theatre.
>>534158060How dissapointed will you be when Trump signs a pathetic deal worse than the obama deal where the iranians continue controlling the strait of hormuz and use the money to double their missile capability so they can shut down the red sea as well the next time you try
>>534158145They have alternatives to transport the oil, the arabs were also pushing Trump to continue the war.
>>534157890based iran standing up to bullies
>>534158088I know dude. You are SOOOO right. The whole world will be plunged into darkness. What will they do? There simply is no other oil in the world. Who's got oil besides the ME .... America has no oil, Canada has no oil, Venezuala has no oil, Russia has no oil. Where could we possibly find oil? Not in the north sea, or the atlantic, or in Finland, or in Africa. Indonesia doesnt have any oil. We are totally fucked. The whole world will collapse. THE SKY IS FALLING!!!!! What will we do????
>>534155052Trump doesn't give a shit, because USA is the biggest producer on the planet. China is the one that gets most of that oil. If Iran blows the region, USA becomes much more powerful and China gets fucked in the ass.
>>534158193It will be funny to see the jews have to cuck on this war that's for sure and that's with netanyahu having pined for this war for 50 years
>>534155246trump starts a war that detroys middle east oil production, forcing the world to buy russia's oil, thus funding their genocide of UkraineDONALD TRUMP IS A TRAITOR AND SHOULD BE PUBLICLY EXECUTED ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
>>534158268IRAN IS WINNING!!!!! You got it all wrong. Trump is an idiot. The US Navy is WEAK. They are driving around on jet skis with bullhorns screamin at tankers. In fact Iran has already won, the Americans are just too stupid to realize it.
>>534158252Timescale is a bitch, if only you had the time to reconfigure the world economy without destroying supply lines... but hey I would honestly like to see you bomb the oil supply of the ME and deploy your tranny mutts to get obliterated by the sandniggers. It will be fun to see how people feel about you then
>>534158337THIS WAS ALL PUTINS PLAN!!!!
>>534155321>Nobody has to pay their armiesKEK, good one. The Iranian revolutionary army high ranking officials are all professional and paid soldiers. No money, no army leadership. Conscripts fill only the junior ranks and the grunts.Israel also has a professional army of 140,000 men that is all paid. Then they fill their ranks up to 600,000 men with conscripts, but the core is all paid.
>>534158415I KNOW! IVE BEEN SAYING IT ALL ALONG.Iran has already won. The worlds economy will totally collapse .... in two more weeks. Thats all we got left, two fuckin weeks, and its all over ... MAD MAX WORLD COMING.
>>534157766Anti gravity as a consumer product, is within our lifetimes.Do ya think that tech runs on oil?
>>534158252>>534158382>>534158467>>534158581If you were confident in what you're saying you wouldn't need the hysterical spam.
No. That description is exaggerated and technically incorrect.Oil reservoirs are not “fragile straws” that permanently fail the moment production pauses. They are porous rock formations containing fluids (oil, gas, water) under pressure. What you’re referring to is **water encroachment** or **water coning**, which can happen in some reservoirs when pressure drops or wells are mismanaged. However:* Water moving into a reservoir does **not permanently “trap” all oil**. It reduces how easily oil flows and can lower recovery efficiency, but significant amounts can still be extracted.* Modern fields routinely deal with this using pressure management (e.g., water or gas injection), well design, and production control.* Even if a reservoir becomes heavily water-flooded, it is not “ruined forever.” Enhanced oil recovery methods (chemical injection, CO2 injection, horizontal drilling, etc.) can still access remaining oil.Regarding Iran specifically:* Iran’s oil sector does face **real issues**—aging fields, sanctions limiting technology access, and underinvestment.* Some reservoirs may be experiencing declining pressure or increased water cut (more water produced with oil), which is normal in mature fields.* But there is **no credible evidence** that the country’s oil resources are suddenly “permanently lost” due to a single systemic failure like the one described.The claim you saw is a dramatic oversimplification mixed with real petroleum engineering concepts, but taken to an unrealistic extreme.
>>534156527What a logical argument you bring
>>534158088>every single comments field on the internet is about how much people hate you>muh twatter commentsthe internet really fucked normies into oblivion. you twats can't even distinguish the real world from zeros and ones lmao
>>534155468No one listens to the Iranians, only to the lying Americans.
Bump>>534157890>US banks are now limiting Americans from withdrawing more then ten dollars from thier bank accounts.Is this true? Can any fat burger confirm this?
>>534155144All wells in the region are connected...just an FYI. ALL OIL GETS "SICK"
>>534154951I like how everybody on this board never invested one dime into the oil industry and now are left holding the bag.Enjoy suckers, I got 20 years of investments into these fuckers and I'm hard as a diamond.
>>534154951> Iran just pours all the oil in excess into the Persian gulf/burns it into the airNow what, faggot?
Do you people even read what you write? How is the oil "permanently trapped" when it was in that condition before the well was built?
>>534155144It’s complete bullshit. The existing wells may be damaged but the oil is not “trapped underground and out of reach forever.” They can always drill new wells. I can’t even comprehend the level of retardation it takes to believe this shit.
>>534154951They could just release the oil in some nearby desert and create some big lakes of oil.
>>534154951They probably load it on trucks and get it shipped either through the Caspic ports and/or railway right now.Slower and costlier but it works.
>>534154951>Never be recovered Yeah whatever dude. Did the world forget how to drill new wells or something?
But I think you can close wells too.It's costly but it's possible.
>>534156527Hidden Imam will save them.Cope harder, Jew
>>534155371NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT
>>534154951It's amazing to me how many Indians and Jews are seethe-shilling these retarded assertions to try and somehow save their gay narrative.
>>534155144It's not "permanently damaged", but it becomes impaired for a long term (think years) while they recover the wells and drill new ones, and Iran's already strained economy would collapse before they manage that, without foreign assistance.But you don't need to stop pumping, you can store the oil for a while and fill up your storage or maybe send it to Russia across the Caspian, then you can just start dumping it in holes in the ground, where it gets lost/degraded. Regardless, no matter what you do you incur damage
>>534155321>because the war has ended his domestic agenda.the border is still closed
>>534155199Something tells me their soldiers will be willing to miss a few pay days to fight against the evil pedo satanists that are literally killing their children.
>>534170136chutzpah always worked to keep people passive
>>534155052Trump had never any cards against Iran Only Hegseth somehow forget to mentioned it to him!
>>534158204miggers are going to commit suicide
>>534155199Fuck off kike..god your people are so swarmy and parasitic
>>534155144My dad works at a Texaco station. it's literally over for us.
>>534154951>THE GEOLOGY IS RUINED AND THE OIL CAN NEVER BE RECOVEREDdoubt, also overdosed on Caps Lock
>>534155274>no oil>revenues from the strait toll
>>534155769You don't produce everything you need. You import. Now think about the prices. Congrats
>>534155517There isn't some magical surplus of electricity to power all these chink memecars. Even Tesla's are roughly 1% of the American car fleet. Without oil, billions starve. Perhaps that is the plan
>>534154951and if that were to happen, then the global energy supply would be fucked and we'd all pay $10/gallon. winning!
>>534155144It's called water breakthrough, it's always an issue, but it just has to be separated which isn't that difficult since oil & water don't mix.
>>534154951Is this shit with Iran going to drag on for a decade? Can't y'all mother fuckers just get along?
>>534154951not my problem
>>534154951all Drumpf needs to do is fuck off and everything goes back to normal
>>534155144can deboonk it through simple laws of physicseven salt water is denser than crude oil, the oil would just float to the top and be easier to pump out, not harderthey even intentionally pump water into functioning oil wells to make this happen
>>534156417Survival of their own monarch asses and not to be eaten by their own people make strange bedfellows
>>534154951>IRAN IS FUCKED!!!can't hear you over the sounds of the pool being closed
>>534173467They are pretty much independent electricity wise building out the Cole plants nuclear reactors for 20 years was a genius move like 20% comes from oil. You niggers need to study more if you actually want to understand shit
>>534154951So? Just pump the oil into the sea, where it belongs.
>>534155246>do not have enough money to bring western contractors in to fix them. This is because no western insurance company will underwrite the engineering job
>>534160428In the real world everyone except for jeets hate jews, there is no difference
>>534154951an oil well just flew over my house
>>534157877Desert storm was over in 42 days. This is now 60+
>>534158382 Basically, yeah
