what circumcision does to mfs
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>>534156868I really don't understand American Christians and their love of Broadway Circus shows at ChurchI guess its no different than our ancestors doing shit loads of drugs and acting out the role of a God or Goddess, like a Priestess of Luxor becoming Hathor and doing a ritual to absurd performance perfection.For some reason I just see the logic in the Roman Arena, much more entertaining.
>>534157021Probably for the money
>>534157021Modern Christians are very similar to Hindus. Their worship is all about spectacle and entertainment
they do this WITHOUT DRUGS???https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic&ra=m
>>534157021It's really just the new wave american prots that do this. Mainly baptists and evangelicals. I grew up Catholic and I can imagine it's the same mass as anywhere else. Sit, sing, stand, kneel, pray, eucharist, handshakes, maybe donuts after.
>worship serviceI hate this globohomo speakIt all started when that Catholic Church got glassed in Sri Lanka and the gay media were calling them "easter worshippers'
>>534156868may god cast their muttified souls into the depths of hell, for they shall eternaly repent in the cleansing fires of torment and anguish, amen.
>>534157123I distinctly remember dropping the kneeler on my foot once and being so bored as to start reading the hymnal too.A spectacle catholic mass is not.
>>534156868It's silly displays like this that really encapsulates and collectively puts into perspective how ridiculous religion truly is. Can you imagine witnessing Jesus' resurrection and floating around in an unnatural way? Dude would've looked like a total meme. I probably would have laughed my ass off watching some Jew float around and shit. What a stupid man made creation and the goy cattle eat it up.
>>534157053It could be worse to be completely fairYou could be a norse pagan in the 2020s and your entire life and existence revolves around jewish pop culture after you converted during lockdown after playing god of my wife's son and watching marvel's loki and ragnar viking tv shows now think youre ragnar in your suburban bedroom inbetween masturbating to porn and getting vaccine booster shotsBelieve it or not, being an urbanite consumer in your bedroom saving tattoo ideas on pinterest and etsy doesnt make you a pagan or viking, and the last place in all dimensions you are going is valhalla
>>534156868Those flying drummers look casual as fuck, they must be used to God's miracles
>>534157021>I really don't understand American Christians and their love of Broadway Circus shows at Churchdo you really thing every church does this shit? Why do you reddit trannies think every single christian is the same? The church I used to go that barely ever even had any singing, let alone some gay ass christmas pageant
circumcision is the reason why tranny culture originates from America, the fact that genital mutilation is already widely accepted in their culture means, that their boundaries are rather flexible when it comes to chopping off parts of your cock. the only difference is where the chopping begins.
>>534157246But you still worship jooz btw
>>534156868I am convinced that the whole point of the USA is tobmake its own citizens neurotic, miserable and mentally ill; then export that to the rest of the world.
>>534156868The flying mohel is a nice touch
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>>534157753It's why they are so docile. Catholicism mogs so hard and it's incompatible with Anglo-Saxons. The only thing they can do compete is making their believers completely insane.
Well at least they arent blowing people up with IEDs.
>>534156868Let them cook, the flying drummer is kind of based. I'm sure the rigging for those acrobatics costs 100s of thousands of dollars but if it inspires the congregation that's priceless.
>>534157953Catholics just use social tactics to extract money and bussy from the community. Very uninspiring especially when families aren't close enough and the shame tactics wear off
>>534156868thats called soul, huerangutuan, you wouldnt understand, you'd either get robbed and shot to death on the way or one of your own flying monkeys would Owen Hart right on top of you if your nation of apes attempted this.
>>534157965>inspires the congregation What do you mean by this
>>534158530>>534158065>the American goblins like that tacky shitNot surprising considering how they pose their shit watching the super bowl.
are those churches just asylums?
we need a new saint-barthelemy for protestant cucks
>>534157180>bringing up pagan larpers out of nowhere Ok
>>534156868>>534156916>>534156932Why are white people so funny
>>534156868You think they do metzitzah b'peh?
threadly reminder christianity is a jewish psyop
>>534156868>>534156916>>534156932At this point can they just stop mentioning God altogether and just admit they worship israel?
This is why the Catholic Church lynched and burned Protestant cuckolds
Circumcision is based, it's a holy agreement we mad with God. When you're touching your penis while burning in hell really ask if it's worth it. May Christ forgive you
>>534156868>”We stay ignorin’ Paul’s epistles”Do better, Texas.
>>534157123>Sit, sing, stand, kneel, pray, eucharist, handshakes, maybe donuts after.This is how church was when I was growing up.>>534156916This shit makes me wish we could have another inquisition. This isn't religious worship it's jigaboo dancing.
>>534162311Subhumans. What else can be said? They're subhuman. Stop treating them like they are people.
>>534157021Gotta spend all the unnecessary tithe somehow
>>534156868I thought christians were all about modesty?
>>534157180completely buck broken christanimal
>>534158564He means it convinces the congregation to give their money to Israel, and to vote for politicians who will give tax money to Israel.
>>534156868>>534156916>>534156932> Protestantism> not Judaism-in-denialWho in their right mind can claim to be Christian & be a Protestitute at the same time?
>>534156868>church is empty on ChristmasGuess Texas really is all jeets now
>>534157021these are only evangelical churches in the south filled with MAGAtards that got rich hiring mexicans to do construction for 2 dollars an hour
>>534156868I wonder what Luther would think about this…
