Why is he so smug?

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>>534156940

biggest nothingburger of all time.
>labor market stable, jobs looking good; extraordinary hiring in march, probably in april too
>fed realizes this, keeps rates steady because there is no inflation
>consumers spending big time, projected to spend even more in the summer
>all MAG 7 companies beat earnings
>stock market at ATH
>economy at ATH
>oil cheaper than expected despite hormuz "crisis"
>Iran in fucking shambles as it turns out NOBODY NEEDS HORMUZ
>OPEC gets BTFO'd by lord Trump
scam strait

>>534156959
He knows he's 'bout to get renamed to STRAIT OF TRUMP

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>>534156940

>>534156964
They're propping up the markets and oil shocks are weeks out still. Months out for price changes and shortages to start affecting downstream industries. A year our to when your food prices have doubled or tripled.

>>534156940
>"straight"
>has a big-ass curve in it
what did they mean by this?