2026 bare minimum requirements to have a gf list just dropped.Note, the obvious is of course not listed because it just goes without saying he must be attractive, tall, and make good money.How many of you pass and how many are going to remain lonely incels?
>>534158305This is just fat cunts on reddit sabotaging younger women, this is not official
TLDR
Mens list> Don’t be a bitch> Don’t be fat or ugly And they call men shallow
>>534158355Let me translate these requirements for you1. He buys me things2. He does whatever I say3. He does whatever I say4. He does whatever I say5. He buys me things6. He provides for me7. He does whatever I say8. He does whatever I say9. He does whatever I say10. He does whatever I say11. He provides for me12. He does whatever I say13. He does whatever I say14. He cares about me and only me15. He cares about me and only me16. He lets me do whatever I want17. He lets me do whatever I want18. He lets me fuck other men when I want
Tell you what Ill meet you half way. We start with you sucking my balls, and afterwards Ill read a few lines and consider them. Then in a day you suck my balls again, and Ill read like 5 more. Eventually we get to the bottom and Ill pick like half of them out. I mean if youre sucking my balls yea Ill buy you flowers sometimes.
What's good money? $55k?
>>534158470only about 15% of men make 100k or more in the US. that's probably what she wants.
>>534158305>we never should've allowed women to vote fuck we never should've allowed women to speak
>>534158470Enough to afford her going unemployed for long periods whenever she wants (see points 6 and 11). I would assume "bare minimum" is $120k to still provide an average household income by yourself when she doesn't want to work.
>>534158305>He's a beta-male feminist, social justice warrior I'm getting a picture of this bitches' future. It's becoming more clear. I see cats. Holy fuck, that's a lot of cats!
>>534158305>all that bullshit>when I can just crank a wank and go back to my dayahhhahahahahahahhahhaa fuck foids lmao
This foid deserves to be killed with a sledgehammer
>>534158470>What's good money? $55k?>$55kWhat, did you just fly in from 1993? At $55k/yr your income is irrelevant for modern women. You may as well be unemployed. You better hope you can give her tummy tingles some other way because $55k/yr doesn't even register to them.
>>534158850>>534158605>>534158470She's gonna have to suck off an angry fat boomer for that 100k lifestyle
>>534158305I'm a post modern man.My partner can have offspring with whomever she wants.So in a sense, I represent the perfect man
>>534158305Social media should require a biometric scanner, that would read ones BMI scale, and plaster it next to each and every comment of the user.The entity, that wrote the post in picrel is on equal power levels as Gorlock the Destroyer
>>534158305imagine if theyd just legalize prostitution lmao
>>534158935Honestly with inflation $100k isn't that hard to get nowadays. I'm making a little over $200k at age 33. I'm still going to remain an incel wizard though because I have nothing else going for me that women like.
If you do things like buying flowers too often it becomes expected and just an expense. You don't get a postive impact of a thoughtful gesture anymore but instead a negative impact from their absenceLol no. It's a two way street bitch. You can't always get what you wantIf i feel like it. She's a grown woman, she can feed herself sometimesTo a degree, it happens but can't let yourself be taken for granted and you've got needs too. Intimacy strengthens a realtionship and is neccesary for a healthy oneYeah, sometimes. Mostly let her waste their own money buying crap from amazon or whatever though.Lol no. I ain't your sugar daddy. Again, it's a two way street bitch. You wanted equality you got itNo. Not going out of my way for more than standard chores like dishes and laundry and it'd be a problem if it was just me. She can vacuum every day or scrub the shower if she wants that, I'll be there when something heavy needs to be moved.Bitch, you're an adult. No you're not getting a lunch box. Wtf. I buy you plenty enough chocolate and shitNo. We can hike and have our own equipment. We don't need a gym.Depends on the thing. Sure I'll buy dinner, no I'm not paying for vacation or something with both our names on the fucking title, that will be 50-50.Lol no. Lol fagsHahahahaha. I was tearing the shit out of the devil wears prada the other day and going on about what a selfish terrible person andy is and what a toxic message it sends while she was trying to watch itYeah. I love that bitch. Communication is important.Mostly. After years sometimes you tune out a bit but again communication is important and i do just kinda like hearing her talkNot too harshly for girly shows usally, but there are exceptions like the movie mentioned above Kind of? There's shit you are going to fight about. You learn to compromise and accept sometimes but don't be a fucking doormatJust a plain old red flag there. If she's dressing like a hoe and it's not for you, RUN
