The next president is currently an unknown who will be revealed when primary season starts heating up. He will be a young, hip, cool, ethnically ambiguous but sort of white (like an argentinian or something) with a gimmick of “both sides are le bad”. He will speak all the cool youth lingo and ride onto the debate stage and press appearances on a skateboard, shit like that. He will basically be Poochie. Screencap this.
>>534174744He died on his way back to his home planet though.
