*CHIRP*
>>534180392
I dont understand why American homes even have those shit. Mine doesnt and my country has the lowest per capita death from fire in the world. Is this some form of jew scam?
why are you spamming??
Ignore that, it will pass away, as all things do.
you guys hear something?
>>534180653
ayo what dis round thing making bird noises all about yo. This round shit thinks it can control me, dont nobody can control me.
>>534180603>Is this some form of jew scam?Yes. Most American homes are built out of cardboard and flammable glue.
They chirpin out
>>534180728DIS POST IT NOTE BE RAYCISSWE WUZ KANGZ
>>534180392*BUMP*
"I know why the ceiling bird sings"
>>534179929
You have to change the battery. You twist it open, you pull out the battery, you take it to the store and ask the person for a new one, and you buy it and put it back in. Shieeeet dog whitey be scammin me I bought this house now I'm gettin stabbed every year for mo money. The hallway birds will get tired after they realize they can't control me.
>>534180813Have you guys considered concrete with rebar in them?
>>53418039213 % of fire alarms cause 90 % of ceiling noises.
Cracka wants to me buy sumfin every year for some booo schitt. Whitey will figure out it eventually that dont nobody got time for dat.
>>534181094Of course. Contrary to popular belief and evidence, some of us are not retarded. Unfortunately, if you want a house that is built with concrete and steel you have to build it yourself. (95% of homes in America are cardboard crapshacks with enormous amounts of usury built into the price.)
>>534180392I don't know how they can stand it. I really don't. I keep multiple spare 9volts around because the second one starts to chirp I want to change the battery immediately so that I don't have to keep hearing it. Having that going off for months would be a nightmare
Don't understand how anyone can stand those more than 5 min. Had one go off at 3am and half asleep I was standing under each one to figure out which one it was to rip it out.
>>534180392Whenever I'm playing a game when I hear those chirp I say "NIGGER" over the comms in a strange way and then deny that I said or heard anything
>>534181356So basically niggers and imported Browns are retarded and illiterate
>>534181945Many (dare I say most?) White American adults are also retarded and illiterate.
>>534182193Man how does one fuck up so bad for so long
>>534182533With jews, you lose.
>>534182193How is this possible. How is it possible for a person to go through life, never getting curious enough about FUCKING ANYTHING, to not push your limits and get better at reading?
Any time I hear a fire alarm chirp I know I'm watching some good ghetto amateur interracial porn.
I'm so White my smoke detector started going bad and I replaced the whole thing, not just the batteries.
>>534180392Ive never had a fire detector in any of the homes ive ever lived in
>>534180392Tyrone I hear the bells of rapture but why am I never taken?
>>534182533Nobody "fucked up", that's just how dumb brown people are. First graders
>>534184028slav and slavjews like pic related are responsible for being 99% of the "white" women in interracial porn
>>534180392Not my problem. Legally janitor has to change batteries.
>>534180392>Can't hear smoke alarms>Can't swim
>>534184106I threw one in the woods once.
>>534184106they go bad after about 5-10 years regardless
