/pol/ - Porn vs wife - Politically Incorrect

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Porn vs wife 04/30/26(Thu)13:24:52 No.534183423

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Porn vs wife Anonymous (ID: Z16tZvKB) 04/30/26(Thu)13:24:52 No.534183423 Archived

There's literally no difference between having a wife and watching porn

>sex with wife sex with hand
>wife cooks you meal, porn also has food delivery service
>loneliness is actually good so not being lonely with a wife doesn't matter
>wife gives massage, porn site has massage machine for sale
>wife can pick you up from work and drive you home or pick you up from hospital after surgery, porn has cheap taxi service (not fake taxi)
>oxytocin is not real

Porn and wife is same thing sir.

Anonymous (ID: 2UJz/lBr)
04/30/26(Thu)13:26:21 No.534183514

Anonymous (ID: 2UJz/lBr) 04/30/26(Thu)13:26:21 No.534183514

>>534183423
Porn can't divorce you retard.

Anonymous (ID: 8GZOXjYD)
04/30/26(Thu)13:26:54 No.534183545

Anonymous (ID: 8GZOXjYD) 04/30/26(Thu)13:26:54 No.534183545

>>534183423
>porn food delivery service
What? Last thing I want is Uber jeets showing up kek

Anonymous (ID: Z16tZvKB)
04/30/26(Thu)13:27:08 No.534183562

Anonymous (ID: Z16tZvKB) 04/30/26(Thu)13:27:08 No.534183562

>>534183514
I say wife not whore who pretend to be wife sir.

Anonymous (ID: 2UJz/lBr)
04/30/26(Thu)13:29:17 No.534183673

Anonymous (ID: 2UJz/lBr) 04/30/26(Thu)13:29:17 No.534183673

>>534183562
All women are whores.
Don't ask your dad about your mom.

Anonymous (ID: x8fESuIC)
04/30/26(Thu)13:29:29 No.534183689

Anonymous (ID: x8fESuIC) 04/30/26(Thu)13:29:29 No.534183689

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Porn is jewish, coom in the plastic womb instead.

Anonymous (ID: EXSxb6/E)
04/30/26(Thu)13:29:47 No.534183703

Anonymous (ID: EXSxb6/E) 04/30/26(Thu)13:29:47 No.534183703

>>534183423
The last 1000 days of judaism are upon us

Anonymous (ID: MLLbf+MA)
04/30/26(Thu)13:30:12 No.534183728

Anonymous (ID: MLLbf+MA) 04/30/26(Thu)13:30:12 No.534183728

>>534183545
>uber jeets
Keked

Anonymous (ID: kIM0g5sv)
04/30/26(Thu)13:30:21 No.534183735

Anonymous (ID: kIM0g5sv) 04/30/26(Thu)13:30:21 No.534183735

>>534183423
And you have children, how?

Anonymous (ID: w7cXV/m8)
04/30/26(Thu)13:31:16 No.534183772

Anonymous (ID: w7cXV/m8) 04/30/26(Thu)13:31:16 No.534183772

>>534183423
and your wife can do an onlyfans whilst you play the playstation
then afterwards you#ll have to talk to her otherwise it's no sex. and you'll have to hit the porn sites every other day to order a takeout. and for some reason your wife is driving your car now.

if only she'd shut the hell up

Anonymous (ID: EDvCg1fh)
04/30/26(Thu)13:31:38 No.534183787

Anonymous (ID: EDvCg1fh) 04/30/26(Thu)13:31:38 No.534183787

>>534183423
True.

Anonymous (ID: BRLPr4rs)
04/30/26(Thu)13:33:57 No.534183906

Anonymous (ID: BRLPr4rs) 04/30/26(Thu)13:33:57 No.534183906

porn can give you children? oh wait no it can't, guess you're wrong. damn.

Anonymous (ID: mr6sVZdb)
04/30/26(Thu)13:35:55 No.534184012

Anonymous (ID: mr6sVZdb) 04/30/26(Thu)13:35:55 No.534184012

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>wife can pick you up from work

Anonymous (ID: JJMOu2Ct)
04/30/26(Thu)13:42:35 No.534184389

Anonymous (ID: JJMOu2Ct) 04/30/26(Thu)13:42:35 No.534184389

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>>534183423
I fucked my wife twice yesterday. Fiest time just a quickie in bed until I filled her pussy.
Second time I pulled her pajama pants down and put her on our kitchen table and fucked her for about 15 minute in different positions (mostly her sitting on the edge being railed or lying on her back). Then we moved to the couch and I fucked her doggy until she had enough and I said let's get your toy so we got the clit sucking vibrator and I fucked her missionary until she came 4 times using her toy then we went back to doggy until I came inside her.
Gonna fuck her hard tonight again.
And yea we have 4 kids and she's thinner than when I met her and has E cup tits.

Anonymous (ID: ejxP1r98)
04/30/26(Thu)13:51:55 No.534184888

Anonymous (ID: ejxP1r98) 04/30/26(Thu)13:51:55 No.534184888

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>>534183423
SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM WIFE SAAAR!