really grinds them mental gears eh?https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why/
>>534186470The cultists who believe in 159 genders are really low iq.
>>534186470women seem like the type to take an ego blow when a bird flies away and doesnt want to see themmen are used to it
>>534186470Literally almost everyone has IQ higher than your average /pol/ poster
>>534187706>/lit/>/mu/>tv/>/sp/>triple digit iqGood to see /lit/ still had a knack for trolling
>>534187706Makes sense considering /pol/ is majority brown and left leaning spamming miga every post
>>534187706I can't find /s4s/. But maybe it would skew the results. The weighted average would be 190 if you were to include /s4s/.
This is so easy to explain. Women own cats. Birds are prey of cats. Birds smell cat on the women. Men on the other hand smell like beer, liquid bread. Also most homeless people are men and they always seem to feed birds as a way to socialize with them considering other humans treat the homeless like shit.
>>534186470Men generally give off better waveforms than women. Women have unclean waveforms and animals can pick up on this. This is why you see so many men that can make bonds with creatures and women cannot. Bob Ross comes to mind. Also, StyroPyro and his animal friends. There's many many cases of this. Women are not natural. They are plastic constructs. They don't have nature. They are polluted. They are chaotic. They're bad weather. They're the smell of brimstone.
>>534186470looks like a great tit
>>534187706this is just bullshit lol. sci and lit are reddit boards
>>534186470The last 1000 days of judaism are upon us
>>534186470Afraid or avoidant?
>>534186470I have a male cat and a female dog. Both like me more than my wife even though she’s usually the one taking care of them.
>>534186470Birds can sense evil.
>>534186470Birds are actually some of the smartest creatures btw, they have a language, a social order, they use tools like sticks to fish for bugs or rocks to break nuts. The average dog is dumber than the average bird imo
>>534188353>t.
>>534188337Dude birds don't have a good sense of smell. They're not mammals. They depend on sight (they can see colour and even UV) and sound.
>>534187706Funny how accurate this still is, except I’d wager the score of every board has probably shifted down 5-10 points with the recent influx of thirdies to this site. Especially /vg/ and /pol/
>>534188687They can see things that we cannot because they can detect changes in light much faster than humans.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flicker_fusion_threshold#Non-human_species
>>534186470Birds arent real
>>534187706We get all the jeets which must drag the number down a fair bit.
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>>534187706It's all of the eglin/Israeli/Indian niggers dragging us down.
>>534187706How are /x/ and /b/ not even on the scale?
>>534188353You're not wrong, after all only man was created in the image and likeness of God.
>if she breathes, she's a thot>t. bird
>>534186470Birds see color better than humans so women in makeup probably look scary
Was funny watching redditors struggle to explain this with absolutely idiotic theories yesterday, a lot like this >>534188337Here is the closest thing to reality that I guarantee some of the scientists working on the study realized, but of course could not publish anything remotely hinting at it:Its because even though men are the larger and more physically imposing sex, women are far more prone to cruelty, sadism, and violence when they can get away with it.Which mean every animal small enough to be abused by a woman, has probably evolved over time through proximity to prefer avoiding them as a general rule.
>>534187706>>534188193>>534188827>>534189054>I’m so smart I believe a colorful chart because it claims “cross referenced tests”The ironing: it’s delicious
>>534186569Men don't give a fuck about birds and the birds noticed.
>>534189657on top of that, they probably also don't like the perfumes and shit they overwear, aerosol shit like thst really fucks birds breathing up.
>>534187706>man of inconsequential pattern recognition skills insists the larping retards didn't lie about their IQHow many tries did it take you to break 120 memefag?You DID break 120 with practice, right? Right?
>>534189977then how come i wakeup every morning to 20 of them eating the food i leave out
>>534189977at best we ignore them, sone of us think they're neat and watch them from a distance, and some of us hang out with them.
>>534190098because you keep attracting them with food retard.
>>534188708No, I think animals and insects are much more intelligent than "scientists" give them credit for. Even dogs have various barks and howls for different things. Is that not a form of language?
>>534190167What humans hear from animal calls are not what the animals intended for those calls hear. Their hearing is attenuated for their own languages.
>>534186470Can confirm. Ducks and geese around here would always chase my mom and sister. Made me frightened of them when I was youngerNowadays I can get geese to eat berries out of my hands. Totally chill birds around men
>>534190148which negates the point im replying to about men not caring about them, try to keep up
>>534186470I always lowkey knew i was retarfedCome post rerarded aragorn memes. Here?>>534183346
>>534189723Canadian has the best post in the thread, holy fuck.
>>534189977You fool, Corvids flock to me daily (I don't know why though)
>study repeated>this time with race
>>534191458They think your flag is Mexico's and then think you're lonely because no bird
>>534192367The flag of Kazakhstan has a bird on it too. Coincidence? I think not!
>>534189977i love birds, and hate fags like you
>>534189977This. Women probably pull out their phone and shit so they can post it on Instagram.
>>534193993birds are heckin' cute and valid
>>534194360Cockatoos sit on my roof and drop rocks onto my balcony to watch them shatter, much like this little sod with his croissant. Just in a claw. It's not to open nuts, I have a macadamia tree just near them that they never eat. They usually use beaks to access nuts anyway.They just like breaking rocks to watch them shatter. Hell, I only discovered it was them leaving broken rocks out there because one distracted me with a swoop long enough for its mates to bean me in the head. Malevolent little sods.
Birds are smart
New study just dropped!
>>534194360i would kill every leftist on earth if it meant saving a single bird's life.
the birds want to fuck the women and the sexless scientist think it fear or they dont like their voice those are my guesses
>>534194872lmao. i check on a webcam of a peregrine nest at charles sturt university almost every day, and the sulfur crested cockatoos bully them somewhat regularly.
>>534189723The real answer.
>>534186470they know
>>534195704>>534189723A dumb answer. It is probably just their voices. Birds use high pitches to signale anger.
>>534186470The study also said rats like women more than men
>>534186470Obviously this manager is a man.
>>534189723The actually answer but foids and simps won't like that truth being exposed and will probably try to blame it on voice pitches or something equally stupid.
>>534187706All these years later and this is still mostly correct.Especially /co/, good lord, that board is so fucking retarded it makes /pol/ look smart.
>>534189977When I walk in the streets I notice the pigeons walking on the floor and I try to not get too close to them as to not scare them.
>>534187706Meme flag = didn't read.
>>534187706then why is /lit/ so reddit and transparently not smart?
>>534189323This is over 10 years old, and at the time /lit/ & /sci/ fags thought ramblings of schizophrenics was low iq, while they are hight IQ because they read the works of suicidal 20th century philosophers as some midwit larp to come off as special and intelligent. While in reality /x/ has the highest pattern recognition of any board.
>>534186470Birds prefer people who are calm and composed when they are total strangers.
>>534196001But they use high pitched noises to signal everything. Parrots are more likely to learn to imitate human speech from listening to women (or children) than men.
>>534194981Birds are based.
>>534196939This is why cats also prefer men over women Despite all the feminist twattle about all men being oppressive rapey monsters, men are simply better at respecting boundaries, even of small animals
>>534198022I dunno I can't resist teasing anything small and cute.
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>>534198681based birb
>>534186470Women have annoying voices and birds hate it
>>534200184hell my dog hates it
>>534197834There are different frequencies. A Blackbird talks or sings with you differently. Just look at chivkens how they talk with humans.
>>534187706This infographic is at least 10 years old at this point, but it was always 100% bullshit.
>>534187706>memeflag: but, is coffee good for you?
birbs can spot trannies
Kekarino
>didn't control for women's hair, perfume, clothing >we can reject these variables but the cause of the variation is unknownman I could have done this study in a weekend
>>534186470>really grinds them mental gears eh?>https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why/that... sounds interesting to say the least?>City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men, and scientists have no idea why>“I fully believe our results, that urban birds react differently based on the sex of the person approaching them,”breh. i cant wait to see the first retarded troon/tranny to consider birds a hate symbol
>>534186470Birbs see certain hairstyles as an aggressive/threatening display. Bright and/or big hair, especially. Men aren't likely to have those.
>>534187706/x/ bros, theyve dun us dirty
>>534200603It was made and released back when the bad actors on here were still trying to stop /pol/ involvement, before they leaned hard on "make it less interesting for the users" instead.Birds are awesome and i feed my local wild bird population almost daily at work. They know me. They approach me (not to be friends. Greedy little fuckers just want french fries). The women at work think I'm some kind of animal guy, but i just like watching the grackles (bird-niggers) steal from each otherToday i saw one nigger protecting a tater tot. She wasnt letting anyone near it. While she chased away a smaller nigger (just took a second) a cardinal swooped in and took off with it Fucking hillarious, 10/10. Thats why i do this.
>>534201420b b based
>>534200966>i cant wait to see the first retarded troon/tranny to consider birds a hate symbolWhy? If we go by the discoveries of that study, birds would be the opposite of transphobic kek
>>534201234thats a good theorywomen are just more erratic in general
>>534190167(((scientists))) didn't think babies felt pain until the 1980's, so y'know, sometimes the "science" is bullshit
>>534187706Kill yourself memeflaggot kike
>>534188337You think no men own cats? This is much easier explained by menstruation. Prey animals fear blood, predators crave it.
>>534186470>https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/city-birds-appear-more-afraid-of-women-than-men-and-scientists-have-no-idea-why/absolutly splendid. finally we dumped some real money into some really important scientific "stuff"... an absolute breakthrough. incredible. finally i know that all the taxes they pressed out of me for years were worth it. please... please research the opinions of ticks on male sor females next. we need this. its of utmost importance. parliamant should raise some more billions to throw at some random "research huts"... society needs this.we should also do some research on the topic why selling and using toiletpaper is ultimatly racist against pisslam and other POCs.. theres a real need for it! especially in the wake of a hot WW3...lesgo!
>>534205082It's a pretty huge confirmation that women are the niggers of gender. Not breaking news, but good news and another feather in the cap of putting women back in the house where they belong.
>>534205181If women were the niggers of gender wouldn't putting them where they belong involve releasing them back into the wilds of Africa to fend for themselves scavenging purple drank from the purpledranktree fruit?
>>534206720Nah man, you put em up in chains and whip them and use them to keep the house clean, and feed them offal. Also, you can't rape a slave.
I'd like to point everyone's attention to this thread:>>534199748A woman smashed a bunch of goose eggs with a hammer.
>>534207431That circles back to what this anon >>534189723 said about women's wanton cruelty
