Now the economy of developed countries are sinking la hell. Time to move out to the most developing countries. To gain back humanity.
>>534187941Stay in your "civilization" haughty parasite nobody wants you here, and you ain't bulit for these streets anyway, you will be become some Boko haram warlord's sex slave before you regain your humanity or whatever .
>>534187941Nepal for the mountains, or Mozambique for the LM prawns, rum and beaches.
>>534187941Benin
Lao and nepal no where else
>>534187941One of the three SEAznations, duh.
>>534187941Nepal seems the most okay. Dzog Chen, monks, spiritual shit. Mountain hikes.
>>534187941Niger, so I can constantly mispronounce the name.
>>534187941nepal or afghanistan
>>534187941Rwanda is fairly competent. China has a strong presence there.
>>534189098i like you
>>534187941I've been to Africa and it's quite comfy desu especially the countries that are more to the south like namibia
>>534189377you want to go live with de cockroaches?
>>534187941I pick the Great Lakes. I'm a furry so I'd prefer to be an otter but if I end up being a fish or duck or something it's still a lot better than being a a human in any of the other blue places.
>>534188869
Lao is the best one
>>534187941probably the great lakes because the retard who made this put them as blue, therefore making them a viable option. check, mate
>>534189962wouldnt mind living in luanbrabang for a bit. pretty relaxed town
>>534187941Tuvalu because it's the furthest from niggers.
Cambodia.SEA but slightly worse.
>>534187941Haiti is the obvious play. You can quickly jump the fence and get a job in the above average Dominican Republic, probably something in the hotel industry. Then land a relationship with one of those lonely retirees that go and live in all included resorts for the rest of their lives.
>>534187941>provides a list of 44 shitholes>conspicuous absence of pakistanYou're not fooling anyone abdoolah >>534188542>>534188869>>534189098>>534189266
>>534187941Ethiopia, and it isn't even close.
>>534187941afghanistan EZ , i get access to hebe's
>>534187941Madagaskar, remove nogs and make myself a militaristic empire
>>534187941>cambodiais fine if you bring lots of $$$
>>534187941Laos probably. Poor vassal of China >>> niggerhell or pajeetland
>>534191759okay Rajesh, OP should have included India
>>534190183okay Rajesh, OP should have included India
>>534189700Literally my first thought was I pick the shithole next to Michigan.
>>534187941Nepal
Comoros i suppose
>>534195209>>534195097>Posting it twiceCalm down abdoolah al-goatfuckeri, were you this excited to masturbate to your pedophile prophet last Friday in the mosque?
>>534187941Cambodia, Lao obvNepal for mountain treksMaybe Kiribati or Tuvalu, they must have nice beaches and cheap cost of life hopefullyMaybe Madagascar, I hear the biodiversity there is astounding so I could maybe become a biologist or a forest ranger or something like that
>>534187941>Israel isn't an option
>>534187941The one most Catholic
>>534187941cambodia
>>534187941I suppose the Solomon Islands. It is a shithole in the sense that it has no architecture, but it is very free and relatively easy to move. Also, beaches.
>>534187941Aren't the "citizens" of Tuvalu granted the passport of New Zealand? If so, I'll pick Tuvalu and fuck off back to Evropa
>>534189098:DDDD
>>534199842>>534198802Tuvalu and the Solomon Islands are the ez choice. OP fucked up.
>>534197971>cambodiaSame
>>534198802Two Words>Nigger Cannibals Have fun getting ate. Ill be hanging out in Afghanistan with my moral and upstanding Talib brothers, mashallah and prophets blessing upon you.
Laos seems cool
>>534187941Cambodia because it's as far away from Africa as possible
>>534187941I already live In a shit hole, I think Ethiopia will be actually an improvement.>Strong orthodox Christianity >Rich history with archers n' shiet >Pure breed black booty, not mulato or mutt
>>534187941Timor-leste
>>534187941Laos.
>>534197667Benin is apparently 25% Catholicand 27% Muslim
>>534187941You know whatTake me to Afghanistan
>>534187941Jungle fever anon on /trv/ tells me Rwanda is quite comfy in 2026Otherwise in Cambodia trying to avoid the pedos
>>534187941Tuvalu.They have been conquered once.We can do it again!
>>534187941I actually like Cambodia. I’ve never lived there but stayed a couple times for almost a week in Angkor Watt, it was nice. The food good, culture rich and the people descent. I’ve heard that Phnon Penh is a shithole and to avoid. Other than there NOPE to the rest of your map.
>>534187941Tuvalu because they have ton of money and the island is nice.
>>534189700i live there and im looking for an otter
>>534201792Highest upside potential if you think about it
>>534187941Nepal is a nice country, it doesn't deserve to be classified along with failed states like Somalia/Haiti or literal warzones like Myanmar or Sudan.
>>534187941Tuvalu for sure. All of their residents are paid NZ welfare and sit around on beaches drinking coconuts and fishing all day. What a fucking life.
>>534187941I'd go to Timor-Leste.As a former colony I'd be welcomed with open arms.
Niger so I can tell people I'm a dumb Niger.
>>534190021But then you can't ever step on land again, you'll become aquaman and have to be gay with the fishes.
>>534187941Lesotho would probably be one of my first choices. Largely rural, conservative, monarchy. It’s in the far South of Africa, so there’s not too much sun, and it’s not hot and humid. Even better, it’s high elevation so it’s even more European in geography and climate than low-elevation areas of South Africa. Very comfy country. They all live in huts, but like, classier traditional rustic stone huts similar to Hobbits or Irish.
>>534187941Cambodia is a sleeper hit. Too many people learned that Malaysia is good.
>>534187941Laos. Only choice that makes sense.
>>534187941Nigerbecause i get to say Niger every dayTND
>>534190099Fuck Haiti.I just learned those niggers burned down the Oloffson. That was on my bucket list.Somalia is a naturally beautiful location as well, but, same shit in the color of incurable nigger.
>>534206512link if anyone wants. Voodoo Nigger cuntz.https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/haiti-gangs-hotel-oloffson-destroyed-1235383790/
>>534202506>>534200695there was an ancient /pol/ meme where anons were joking about taking over Tuvalu, because they seem poor and struggle with floods
>>534187941Nepal or laos for sure.
