Nothing signals "I have never been loved in my life" more than owning a dog. It's literally self improvement advice for failed men and incels, masculinity influencers be like:>If you want love get a puppy bro, and avoid womenImagine being so love deprived and failed with women that you enslave another creature, castrate it and imprison it inside 4 walls, feeding it dogslop garbage and only letting it out for an hour a day. Then you call the Stockholm syndrome it has developed for you "love". LMAO YOUR DOG doesn't love you, you are a pathetic being. It just depends on you. If you don't feed that 4 legged shark of yours for a couple of days it will eat you alive
Doesn't like dogs = brownSimple as
Dogs are chick magnets. I’m just going to fuck bitches and play fetch