HAPPENING: CLAVICULAR ARRESTED IN AUSTRALIA
>>534195759Who?
Isnt this about the third time?He is too good looking to prosecute. He will be free on bail in a few hours.
>>534195759>>534195802Literally
>>534195759oh boy oh man please yes inject another 47 posts about Clavicular directly into my veins i absolutely cannot function unless i’ve scrolled past at least twelve grainy screenshots of his latest stream and three philosophical breakdowns of his jawline angles. every time someone says “thoughts on Clavicular?” my heart rate spikes to peak performance levels. i love seeing the same clip reposted with increasingly dramatic captions like we’re analyzing the zapruder film. please, tell me again how he mogged, was mogged, almost mogged, spiritually mogged, or meta-mogged. i crave discourse. i yearn for 600-comment threads where everyone pretends they’re conducting a doctoral thesis on internet masculinity while actually just arguing about lighting and posture.honestly if the front page doesn’t have at least five Clavicular threads at any given time i start to worry about society. what are we even doing as a civilization if we’re not dissecting every micro-expression and livestream tangent? more thinkpieces. more frame analysis. more screenshots with red circles. i am sustained entirely by recycled discourse. never stop posting.
WHAT IS THE CHARGE?
>>534195910being american
>>534195802>>534195905claniggular, he is a clone of peter thiel and peter drinks claniggulars blood while fucking him in the asshole
>>534196004I've seen Peter Thiel's face and it makes sense.
>>534195910The only actual question. Who cares but it's still the only question.
>>534195910Eating a succulent chinese meal
>>534195802Thiels ganymede
>>534195802A homosexual zoomer.Many such cases.
>Testicularnot again :(
>>534195909Rings true. I read to the end
>>534195910Being based.
>>534195802the guy that sucks dick on of
>>534195759This dude gets arrested every other week.
>>534198962Because he goes into bars/clubs and livestreams which attracts clout chasers which starts problems.His buddy also got "arrested" https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/looksmaxxer-androgenic-banned-from-brisbane-nightlife-areas-20260427-p5zre7.htmlAus has this cucked law that if you as a white man cause any incidents then you get banned from clubs and bars. It's a nothing burger I bet half of Aus has already been banned for a month in Brisbane
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>>534195802Your comment is cortisol spikemaxxing me right now
>>534195759Ofc the feminist shithole arrests Chad
>>534195759FUCK OFF EVERYONE KNOWS HES A CIA CUTOUT FOR FAGGOTS LL KIDDIES AND THEY JUST TRY TO BUILD HIM UP WITH BULLSHIT LIKE THIS JUST LIKE THEY DID FOR TATE. Grifters
>>534195759Bump. Our boy can't get a break
>>534195759considering its the Australian govt it was probably for "being Clavicular"
>>534198822Let's not get it twisted. We're talking about a nobody streaming whos famous for being Thiels chosen buttboy. Thiel specifically paid so that you'd be aware who his asshole belongs to.
>>534199292is that him? i don't get it? hes got Jew hair, black nose and lips, and coomers forearms?it that like the level of beauty in burgerland?
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN' CLAVICULARINO>NOT MY CHISELED JAWLINE BOY>NOT MY TWINK WHO SUCKED HALFNIGGER CHILD RAPIST ANDREW TATE'S COCK TO BREAK INTO FAME>NOT MY BRAINROT RIZZMASTER OF HIRED PROSTITUTES AND GRIFTER PROMOTING DEGENERACY AND THE SHLUBBY NIGGA GANGSTA LIFESTYLE>NOT BELOVED FRIEND OF ZIONIST SHILL HAI WAKNINE>THIS CANNOT BE
>>534195759Hahahaha you will have to let me go!!
>>534199654nothing to do with beauty its just people gathering to watch the self destructive trash fire
>>534199704You sound like a limp wristed skinny fat timmy bitch KEK
>>534199292frfr
>>534195910High rizz is illegal and looksmaxxing is seen as a scam by women who feel attracted to "fake" good looking men.
>>534195759He's been charged with indecent brutal mogging in public
>>534199654Like i just chceked to be sure just like.... google "1950s american teen male". every single man looks better than him. Is america really that bad now. I thought at heart it was all just hyperbolic... like "UK is full of muzzie rapists" when in fact that just like a few major cities that have fallen for obvious reasons and any town or village you go to is practically <2% non white
>>534199855ah. everybody loves a good sacrifice to the powers. aka bald Britney. thanks for clearing that up.
>>534199992We have ugly men.You have ugly women.Simple as.
>>534195759it's all fakethey just arrest him to give the media an excuse to report on him and shill even more for him>arrested every 5 minutes>never actually gets in trouble
>>534195802Some tranny. (Beta male to alpha male)
>>534195802Built for BGC
>>534200170It's easy enough to rack up 20 or 30 charges without going to jail if it's nothing too serious
GORBO JUST GOT BRUTALLY SKULL-MOGGED BY BABYCORN AT THE GOON JUNCTION!!!
>>534199871Us Millienialchads will breed the zoomettes while you sterilize and hit yourselves in the face with hammers XD
>>534195759He got turbo-nuked
>>534195910>>534196127Ironically he was arrested in fortitude valley, and the OP photo is taken only meters from where the succulent chinese meal video was taken
>>534199704Kek. The Clubocaust. Nigga, HEIL HITLER!
>>534201558Maybe the point is to get zoomers to reject that meme blaming jews for getting kicked out of everywhere>my son was kicked out of 109 schools>oh no he didnt do anything wrong he was just unfairly persecuted.Clav will be banned from 109 clubs.And it will be framed as unfair to deligitimise critisism of jews.
