/pol/ - Green or Purple? - Politically Incorrect

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Green or Purple? 04/30/26(Thu)18:09:22 No.534199057

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Green or Purple? Anonymous (ID: YKa72MfJ) 04/30/26(Thu)18:09:22 No.534199057 Archived

Red vs blue is too easy. It's time for a tough moral quandary.

There are two buttons, one green, one purple.

If more than 50% of people press green, everyone who didn't press green dies. If more than 50% of people press purple, everyone who didn't press purple dies.

https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV02WQn3

Anonymous (ID: MRtvHKXS)
04/30/26(Thu)18:12:14 No.534199241

Anonymous (ID: MRtvHKXS) 04/30/26(Thu)18:12:14 No.534199241

This is not actually more nuanced than the other problem and is completely symmetric.

Boring.

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM)
04/30/26(Thu)18:14:55 No.534199386

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM) 04/30/26(Thu)18:14:55 No.534199386

I don't usually give girls a 10/10 rating, but this chick definitely got it from me this time. If you don't find her attractive, just accept your new life as a faggot

Anonymous (ID: hS4McFc/)
04/30/26(Thu)18:15:02 No.534199393

Anonymous (ID: hS4McFc/) 04/30/26(Thu)18:15:02 No.534199393

>>534199241
Sounds like someone made the mistake of voting purple.

Anonymous (ID: IVLChAYZ)
04/30/26(Thu)18:16:02 No.534199444

Anonymous (ID: IVLChAYZ) 04/30/26(Thu)18:16:02 No.534199444

Thanks doc

chud (ID: pupkMlxY)
04/30/26(Thu)18:16:33 No.534199470

chud (ID: pupkMlxY) 04/30/26(Thu)18:16:33 No.534199470

>>534199057
I press both buttons.

Anonymous (ID: qMRU6Ezv)
04/30/26(Thu)18:16:41 No.534199479

Anonymous (ID: qMRU6Ezv) 04/30/26(Thu)18:16:41 No.534199479

>>534199057
thank you doctah

Anonymous (ID: smzas3oP)
04/30/26(Thu)18:16:42 No.534199481

Anonymous (ID: smzas3oP) 04/30/26(Thu)18:16:42 No.534199481

>>534199057
lol, and where's the dilemma idiot? This is just to know what's everyone favorite color and we all know it's green

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM)
04/30/26(Thu)18:16:51 No.534199492

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM) 04/30/26(Thu)18:16:51 No.534199492

>>534199057
>https://strawpoll.com/XOgOV02WQn3
Voted green. Anyone who votes purple is definitely purple drank nigger coded

Anonymous (ID: BfTBx+oK)
04/30/26(Thu)18:17:28 No.534199524

Anonymous (ID: BfTBx+oK) 04/30/26(Thu)18:17:28 No.534199524

>>534199057
Here, I'll one up you.
There is one button. If you press it, you will die. If you don't, you will die.
Is the button real?

Anonymous (ID: AGZYO5vr)
04/30/26(Thu)18:18:47 No.534199609

Anonymous (ID: AGZYO5vr) 04/30/26(Thu)18:18:47 No.534199609

>>534199386
relax your hormones its just another wallbound thot

Anonymous (ID: SzaGbKZF)
04/30/26(Thu)18:19:02 No.534199622

Anonymous (ID: SzaGbKZF) 04/30/26(Thu)18:19:02 No.534199622

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How about this
>green
If more than 50% press green they get to fuck all purples in the ass
>purple
If more than 50% press purple they get fucked in the ass

Anonymous (ID: Y9tKbdhU)
04/30/26(Thu)18:19:05 No.534199625

Anonymous (ID: Y9tKbdhU) 04/30/26(Thu)18:19:05 No.534199625

Fuck those dirty green snot stained cum sock FAGGITS PURPLE POWER PRPLE POWER PURPLE POWER 0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/0/

Anonymous (ID: 3MLRYQkr)
04/30/26(Thu)18:19:35 No.534199660

Anonymous (ID: 3MLRYQkr) 04/30/26(Thu)18:19:35 No.534199660

>>534199057
Gonna goon to her feet.

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM)
04/30/26(Thu)18:19:59 No.534199685

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM) 04/30/26(Thu)18:19:59 No.534199685

>>534199625
nigger detected
>muh purple drank cuh

Anonymous (ID: AGZYO5vr)
04/30/26(Thu)18:21:14 No.534199743

Anonymous (ID: AGZYO5vr) 04/30/26(Thu)18:21:14 No.534199743

my girlfriend is a prostitute...ask what you want

Anonymous (ID: n73exweF)
04/30/26(Thu)18:22:55 No.534199854

Anonymous (ID: n73exweF) 04/30/26(Thu)18:22:55 No.534199854

>>534199660
same.
also kys memeflaggot.

Anonymous (ID: 2OgZZGSd)
04/30/26(Thu)18:23:24 No.534199876

Anonymous (ID: 2OgZZGSd) 04/30/26(Thu)18:23:24 No.534199876

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>>534199386
>chink hot
you are clearly insane

Anonymous (ID: ZsHiaWxl)
04/30/26(Thu)18:24:20 No.534199918

Anonymous (ID: ZsHiaWxl) 04/30/26(Thu)18:24:20 No.534199918

>>534199057
Dear niggers and kikes, purple please?!

Anonymous (ID: 2A4i2z8L)
04/30/26(Thu)18:24:20 No.534199919

Anonymous (ID: 2A4i2z8L) 04/30/26(Thu)18:24:20 No.534199919

>>534199622
You retard, re read the question

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM)
04/30/26(Thu)18:25:50 No.534200001

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM) 04/30/26(Thu)18:25:50 No.534200001

>>534199876
>Jews are hot
oof

Anonymous (ID: ZsHiaWxl)
04/30/26(Thu)18:28:08 No.534200117

Anonymous (ID: ZsHiaWxl) 04/30/26(Thu)18:28:08 No.534200117

>>534200001
>>Jews are hot
That's not just a kike thats a tranny. Look at shoulders, look at movements, look at face

Anonymous (ID: 2DA/uYxO)
04/30/26(Thu)18:28:52 No.534200160

Anonymous (ID: 2DA/uYxO) 04/30/26(Thu)18:28:52 No.534200160

>>534199492
This

Anonymous (ID: 6zAkPadB)
04/30/26(Thu)18:30:39 No.534200253

Anonymous (ID: 6zAkPadB) 04/30/26(Thu)18:30:39 No.534200253

>>534199057
I don’t like her fucking face

Anonymous (ID: UIr9dGfg)
04/30/26(Thu)18:31:23 No.534200289

Anonymous (ID: UIr9dGfg) 04/30/26(Thu)18:31:23 No.534200289

>>534199057
You want a real quandary:

You have a yellow button and an orange button

If you press the yellow button all the curries die

If you press the...nobody is pressing orange

Anonymous (ID: djkskWgb)
04/30/26(Thu)18:32:32 No.534200355

Anonymous (ID: djkskWgb) 04/30/26(Thu)18:32:32 No.534200355

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>>534199057
Hapa women make me hard as diamonds.

Anonymous (ID: LOJLbr4c)
04/30/26(Thu)18:32:53 No.534200368

Anonymous (ID: LOJLbr4c) 04/30/26(Thu)18:32:53 No.534200368

>>534199057
Doc Johnson or bad dragon?

Anonymous (ID: q8qrjfjV)
04/30/26(Thu)18:34:18 No.534200433

Anonymous (ID: q8qrjfjV) 04/30/26(Thu)18:34:18 No.534200433

>>534199057
Still pressing blue.
I want nice things for you too.

Anonymous (ID: Cf/z4OX9)
04/30/26(Thu)18:35:34 No.534200509

Anonymous (ID: Cf/z4OX9) 04/30/26(Thu)18:35:34 No.534200509

>>534199057
>>534200289
The real quandary is you're all retarded for posting in this thread..

Anonymous (ID: Iyv3ne8F)
04/30/26(Thu)18:43:29 No.534200916

Anonymous (ID: Iyv3ne8F) 04/30/26(Thu)18:43:29 No.534200916

>>534199622
Thanks doc

Anonymous (ID: SzaGbKZF)
04/30/26(Thu)18:48:36 No.534201161

Anonymous (ID: SzaGbKZF) 04/30/26(Thu)18:48:36 No.534201161

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Greenchads won

Anonymous (ID: fNDFPtCC)
04/30/26(Thu)18:49:49 No.534201214

Anonymous (ID: fNDFPtCC) 04/30/26(Thu)18:49:49 No.534201214

>>534199057
Platinum tier happa

Anonymous (ID: b/bnsuzA)
04/30/26(Thu)18:51:46 No.534201339

Anonymous (ID: b/bnsuzA) 04/30/26(Thu)18:51:46 No.534201339

>>534199386
She is a beauty for sure. She looks Aryan

Anonymous (ID: tvxuExqV)
04/30/26(Thu)18:52:26 No.534201373

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>>534199057
Green AND Purple

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM)
04/30/26(Thu)18:53:04 No.534201398

Anonymous (ID: ta15Y0DM) 04/30/26(Thu)18:53:04 No.534201398

>>534201161
>Purple almost wins
There's more niggers on /pol/ than we thought

Anonymous (ID: CQ4dO75r)
04/30/26(Thu)18:53:46 No.534201428

Anonymous (ID: CQ4dO75r) 04/30/26(Thu)18:53:46 No.534201428

>>534199057
Damn id fucking bite her clit off amd eat it beans
Hot momma wowie zowie

Anonymous (ID: tvxuExqV)
04/30/26(Thu)18:53:55 No.534201429

Anonymous (ID: tvxuExqV) 04/30/26(Thu)18:53:55 No.534201429

>>534199919
t. Bejita bro

Anonymous (ID: djpbUBBL)
04/30/26(Thu)18:55:03 No.534201487

Anonymous (ID: djpbUBBL) 04/30/26(Thu)18:55:03 No.534201487

>>534199386
Definitely not ugly but also far from a 10/10 you are just a simp