>be corporate nigger>record video of yourself nodding and tilting your head every few seconds>loop it in every company meeting and then walk away and do other shit>attend 1600 Zoom meetings in a year>5-6 meetings every day>nobody ever talks to you>they just see you nodding>after 13 months someone finally asks you a question and the whole thing falls aparthttps://x.com/polo_man404/status/2049977987781824666How fucking BULLSHIT is this entire country that someone's job is sitting in 6 meetings every fucking day and no one even talks to her for a year?
>>534213681i went to the liquor store the other day and there was a guy just walking around with his phone on speaker, clearly in the middle of a zoom meeting for work.
>>534213681Imagine how stupid and useless those zoom meetings must have been that a nigger could loop a clip of themselves sitting in on them and nobody noticed until a year later.
>>534213681>Mugshot for her getting fired>Image says May 14 2024I hope you are the one trying to bait here OP and aren't just a complete retard
>>534213847thats what managers are forI'd have promoted her for resourcefulness and him/her/it for uselessness.
>>534213847Jew daycare
>>534213681>https://x.com/polo_man404/status/2049977987781824666nice source you fucking retard
>>534213681They're saying filter but the article says she recorded herself and looped it. If all is true she's got some brains
>>534213681This literally summarizes women in the work force.
>>534213681Based nigger
>>534213681>The didn't need my voice - they needed my vibe.OH GOD I'M FUCKING DYING HERE
>>534213681based?
>>534213681>1080x5292>5292 pixels longNigger I'm not reading that shit. What is this a Trump Truth Social post?
Why can't White people be as based as nigresses?
>>534213957This a real thing. Our economy doesn't exist lol. 90% of jobs could be gone tomorrow with zero impact and that is without AI
LOL now that's a smart bitch, they should have promoted her
>>534214578She's extremely based. I applaud her hustle and her assessment of the work place. I wonder what question they asked her after 13 months of eye brows and pursed lips.
Large companies have diversity quotas. Meetings are filled with black women who aren't expected to do anything. I am an engineer. One half of our staff are black women. They do nothing. We ask nothing of them. We expect nothing of them. Literally nothing. They are there so we can report good DEI metrics to our parent company.
>>534213681Not even mad, that's the most industrious negress I've ever seen
>>534213681I've watched my wife in zoom meetings for work.She doesn't say a word but looks engaged the whole time. It really is like that.
Sounds like the company deserved it
>>534214751idk but Whites generally just say they're just not going to the meetings and management says okay because Whitey is the only one doing useful work.
>>534213681>they needed my vibeI fucking hate niggers so much bros.
>>534214781"How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?"
They all do some variation of this and just bounce to new jobs right before being caught generally
>>534214190>>534213681How did the sheboon do it? Do you download some third party software that takes over zoom?
>>5342136811600 meetings. Assuming the meetings were an average of 30 minutes and assuming she only got paid $15 an hour she made over $12,000 doing literally nothing
>>534215010>Deep nod
>>534213681I was expecting a 300 lb Shaniqua not a 5'2" BWC kween. Nice.
>>534213681Something tells me a white person wouldn't get promoted by sitting there and nodding for a year.
I’m going to tell you all a huge secret to getting a job, and I mean a desk job with air conditioning and weekends off.Tell them you’re married with kids.Employers, especially the women doing the hiring, will see you as attractive. They will see you as a man with plans. You will get benefits such as a higher pay. You will get priority vacation days. You won’t be bothered on your days off. You will get to leave early because they think you’re helping your kids. You will get holidays off for your kids that don’t even exist.>You’re young and single! You can’t complain! You can cover for Stacy! You don’t have a family to take care of!You do now if you pretend.>Job interview>”Tell us a little about yourself”>Well, I’m a husband with a great wife and a father of two kids…>”What kind of kids?”>Oh, I have two beautiful little daughters. One is nine, and the other just turned three…>“That’s so precious, Anon! :)”>Get hired.But, let’s say you get caught lying about being married and they try to terminate you for it. You can sue in certain states for discrimination because they hired you based on marital status in the first place. Now you have proof especially if you get it in writing, recording, or text.Screencap this.Yes I am copying and pasting this a lot, especially in threads about jobs. I just want this to be screenshotted, reposted, and then made viral until middle managers panic.
>>534213681Love how she pilpulled it in her low IQ head to justify her behavior. Typical darkie bullshit.
>>534214954she knew they only hired her to be a black woman and took advantage.
>>534213681>5-6 meetings every day>nobody ever talks to youThe point is, these are not real jobs anyway. The fact that this would actually work for more than 5 minutes, let alone 13 months, is all the evidence you need of this.
>>534214781You must be a Heeb.Parasites love other parasites.
made up ai slop
>>534213681I support this, but only for white men. 99% of meetings are an absolute waste of everyone's time and the entire modern economy is a scam.
>>534215122I heard this before but I just assumed employers would prefer not to hire married men with families since they’ll probably ask for and take more time off and what not for family/children events or unforeseen disasters with their families, etc.But a roastie HR foid probably doesn’t think or care about that sort of thing haha.But what do you do if they ask you about your wife after you get the job
>>534215190She is right. They wanted her for her "vibe". She was literally employed to be a black face on zoom. She did exactly what she was expected to do and it worked flawlessly for over a year. I applaud her for exploiting such a ridiculous system. I wish all diversity hires would mercilessly scam their employers, they deserve it.
>>534215428At some point just say that things aren't going so well in the marriage and divorce might be on the horizon.The bigger concern is that they always want to see photos of your family, so you will have to AI generate a foid and kids.
>>534213681Will they reflect on whether all these meetings held any value? I doubt it.
>>534213681Only a retard would hate her for this. This is clearly somebody who is intelligent, ambitious, and driven. Obviously you gave to fire her but she's right that they only needed her vibe, not her presence. Absolute hustler.
>>534213681Jewish daycare for women. Meanwhile the men were doing work.
>>534215702None of the people in these meetings do any work. The people who do work aren't expected to attend such nonsense.
>source: twitter nigger
>>534214781Kick me, kike me
>>534214578based nog spitting facts, the mangers loved it!
Stop posting AI slop or die
>>534213681weekly meetings are bullshit
>>534213681Baes nigress dabbing on jewish higher ups. Aint nobody got time for zoom corpo speak humiliation rituals
>>534213681Bullshit story. Obvious AI picture. She was arrested? Ok
>>534213681Smartest person at that company tb honest, entire HR department dumber than a single nigger with a video file.
>>534215961Click the link, read community notes. It's fiction
>>534213681This site is fool of boomers fooled by obvious AI pictures
>>534213681this is fake as fuck. why would someone be arrested and get a mugshot over that?
>>534213681anyone going to question why someone would go to prison for this? or are we just pretending this is real for the fun of it?
>>534213681Anyone mad at the negress is a sour grapes fagtard. It’s the corporate culture that is shit. She just beat their game. For that I salute her. Just proves 90% of all white collar positions are an unnecessary circle jerk. Ultimately this lady is going to end up costing thousands of people their jobs. Again, I salute her.
>>534214869We could all learn a thing or two from the negroes. They manage to take full advantage of the jewish slave system we find ourselves in. It's time for us to start doing the same.
>>534213681>“I optimized my presence,” Ellis told reporters. >“They didn’t need my voice — they needed my vibe.”This was an objectively true statement. Clearly, the company WAS only interested in her "vibe" or perceived presence. If her work had been subpar, it would have been noticed long before a year had passed. People simply cannot handle the reality that like 90% of work is fake. This kind of thing is PROOF that UBI isn't just a good idea, it's already a reality. Except that instead of being unconditional, it has a "fake work" requirement attached. Just lift the fake work requirement and we already have UBI.>A deeper investigation revealed Ellis had been simultaneously freelancing, running an online boutique, and completing certification courses — all while “attending” meetings.It's amazing what people can accomplish on their own when they aren't forced to do fake work for a paycheck they might as well get for free.
>>534216084Excellent points. I’m becoming a UBI fan the more and more every day.
>>534215628A company actually trying to accomplish something would conclude that the meetings worthless (since that was objectively demonstrated to be true) and promote this obviously motivated and technically astute woman to a position where she could help cut more bullshit. Instead they fired her to protect the meetings.
>>534215186how do these companies still exist though?its not profitable to have someone do nothing but still pay them.
>>534213681Unbelievably based fuck corporate meetings they exist only so that the top level managers can feel important.
>nigger idiot links to the twitter fagpost he's already screenshot, so there's no source>>534216084>nigger idiot falls for it
>>534216249This is the real reason ESG exists. The fact that firms like BlackRock went to criteria besides "maximizing shareholder value" should have set off alarm bells, but it did not. The whole point of ESG is to prop up fake work, because that keeps the population occupied. It's just a pretext to pump "investment capital" into companies to create fake jobs. Spreading cultural Marxism is just a bonus. A mass realization that people could just be getting the money for free is a worst case scenario for the ruling class. They NEED to keep the illusion that current amounts of labor are necessary or it all falls apart.
>>534216084>“I optimized my presence,” Ellis told reporters. >“They didn’t need my voice — they needed my vibe.”B A S E D
>>534213681i cannot tell you how much i love this story.this made my day. we need more heroes like her.
>>534216375Meh, might as well be real. This kind of shit happens every day.
>>534213681So it also looked like she wore the same clothes in every meeting for a year ??? LOL
>>534213681
>>534213681I have one client who uses AI to "improve" every email so questions that would be answered with 4 human words are replied to with 200 fluff words and no clear answer. It's a bubble
>>534213847Furthermore, imagine how fucking stupid all the boomer-tier managers who didn’t it notice for a year…
>>534213681And she got promoted. This is what it's like to have black privilege in Weimerica.
>>534213681Who the fuck posts a picture like this
>>534213681Sounds completely fake but based if true
>>534213681Go to b stuff that's not nat soc fascism
>>534213681> edits professional grade video to replace her at pointless meetings> uses freed up time for actual work> runs a side business> studies and gets certifications> freelancingShe deserves to be the fucking CEO.She was probably the only competent individual at that shitty company.
what’s a THHDHNG face filter
>The two emails a day virgin vs the one question a year ChadShe had the ultimate lazygirl job.
She should get promoted and all the people in charge who didn't notice for 13 my months should lose their job and be banned from ever having authority in any way ever again.
>>534215190middle management drone spotted
>>534216587I work remote. I always wear the same shirt on camera. Take it off between meetings. Wash it once a week.
"She was quiet, but deeply present. Her camera on meant productivity." Mariah Ellis supervisor said responding to a question about why she never noticed Ellis was not actually doing any work for 13 months.
I participated in a video conference where I received an award for superior work. I used the pic instead of live vid
>>534213681Why is she in jail? Did she chimp out?
>>534213826You should have followed him and waited for him to unmute to speak and start screaming nigger to get him fired.
>>534215521a direct solutionto unjustifiableracist (elitist-tier) double standards
>>534213681God this economoy and country are so fucking fake and bullshit
>>534218289It's considered theft if they find out you haven't been working, and they can go after you for paid wages.High enough, and it's well into grand theft levels, although I think they call it something different when its a person vs a corporation.
>>534213681Am I supposed to be mad at her?
Replacing your countries men with other countries men will do that
>>534213681>ellis>substitutes herself with an imageNo one will get this.
>>534213681>how would you feel if you didnt attend the zoom meeting this morning>we wuz in duh zoom meetin>thats a cyclical loop of you nodding>I SAID WE WUZ INNITgrimFact is, this lady is more brilliant in her deception and wouldve carried on as if nothing happened if not for the oversightAnd compounded by everyone too fucking stupid to realize is just the absolute state of it allSmart enough to push the pencilsStupid enough to think theyre smarter than othersAnd sonehow theyre enlightened
>>534213681this is gay fake social media repost bait and you're all gay & retarded for falling for it
>>534213681Based. Someone give her a watermelon.
>>534216219>they fired her to protect the meetings.2 hour daily Zoom meetings are a form of hell
Fucking based as hell. She's a go getter. What is the mugshot even for? What crime did she commit? Its the companies fault for having useless do nothing positions for women and minorities.
>>534213945>quiet but deeply presentAdd it to the list.
>>534216016Low IQ sociopaths stick together reflexively, you are terrified of being found out so you just scattershot gaslight everyone in reach.We should screen for these traits and abort cretins like you.
>>534213681BASED BEYOND BELIEF. Someone get that negress her designated white bf.>>534215044>dumber than a sheboon>can't be assed to find out how to do such a simple trick himselfThere's a reason we promoted her over you Timmy.
>>534214406It makes me wonder what her actual output expectations from her job were?
It's this kind of clown shit that makes me want to keep on living.
>>534213681HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534215122
>>534218367That's civil. It's like someone who didn't payback your personal loan. Everything's fake and boring.
>>534213681The real problem is that HR saw her and were like "yes she's a great worker" for 13 months, and the corporation DIDN'T fire every last retarded HR cunt in the department.
>>534215428Married men are providers and thus less likely to quit without having first lined up a replacement job. That gives the company stability vs a single man that can just fuck off into the ether whenever
>>534213681The fact that the company isn’t deeply ashamed to publicly admit this.>>534215162This. She knew she was a DEI hire and her real job was to be a black face in the meeting.
the pic at the bottom is clearly AI
>>534213681I can't knock the hustle
>>534218367>>534218725the term is criminal embezzlement
>>534214578>They didn't need my voice - they needed my vibe.that's a chat GPT statement.
>>534218640She met the expectations of being the diversity hire that she was.
>>534213681this is on them, i'm with her anyone leading meetings where a recurring attendee doesn't speak for over a year should be fired
>all these posts ignoring it being noteddo you just react to shit without clicking through?
>>534213681Imagine being the type of retarded gorilla nigger that believes fake stories like this.
>>534213681>I wasn't distracted, I was consistently reflectiveHOLY BASED SLAY QUEEN
>>534213681fucking hell men are literally wage slaving actually doing work in this world to earn a few shekels, while women, including nog women do basically NOTHING at "work", and earn 100k+ in a comfy 9-5 corporate position.
>>534213681what's up with the police mugshot ?
>>534219070After more than a year, bogan
>>534215980>>534215995>>534215997Fake articles have become way too common on this board. I wonder who's behind all these?
>>534215010>>534215100
>Wait...she was contributing to our diversity quota despite being just a video?>Do we really need a paid employee for that if a video will do?
>>534213681This is clearly a fake story...?
>>534213681While it's a fake story, the fact that it's so believable really tells you something. You just know that stuff like this is happening, and what's worse is they haven't been removed, but been promoted if anything. We already know businesses are doing things like fake jobs for DEI so they get good ESG scores or other things. Truly twisted things that are going on. There's probably a sheboon right now in a meeting just nodding away and not even needing to do anything.
>>534214913honestly this. company is retarded for having a camera on policy. i never turn mine on, fuck em.
>>534216016What is a Fiso? Chinese truck?
>>534213681this is hilariousbased negress
Everyone involved should be fired because obviously this company is just a scam that does fucking nothing run by sub 80 IQ retards.
>>534213847Imagine how worthless this nigger and her position was if she could be doing this for over a year before anyone ever asked her a direct question...
>>534213681The corporate version of this
>>534218519Kek but>quietNo one’s gonna believe it
>>534213681how the fuck did she manage to still fool them despite not knowing what was going on in any of the meetings and this went on for over a year kek
>>534213681Man, I would have double promoted her ass, holy fuck. I knew upper management was useless but 6 meetings a day? For what? Talking isn't working.
>>534218912>embazzlesWhat ams means embazzles
>>534217112THINKING
I have a job that's 50% work from home email-job. Just about every meeting I attend I'm half naked, hung over, and laying in bed.But the other 50% of my job I'm traveling around working 60 hours a week on site actually getting shit done that nobody else in the company is willing or able to do so I think I've earned it.
>>534213681Clown World never disappoints.
>>534213681>nigress scams kike rats and white cucks who lick their balllsnot my problem
>>534218396I know what the name Ellis means and the 10 commandments nigger
>>534213681BROWNS ALWAYS STEAL
>>534218519kek>>534220443KEK
>>534214753>zero impactapart from creating 100 million homeless retards with no skills and no money
>>534213681Based nigress bullshitting her bullshit job, may White God bless her
>>534218640grrrrr 4chan incels
>>534213681Good for her, only a cuck would work extra hard for their corporate overlords to get another multi-million dollar bonus while you get a gift card.
>>534213681She earned that.
>>534214578>ms willis, where did the cash come from that you used to pay for these lavish vacations>MUH BLUD, SWET N TEERSniggers know no shame
>>534213681pure goldany time i get shit from my boss from now on this is what I'll say
>>534213681ai bullshit. i could tell the image was AI without even making it large. the first line, the quote is ai. fuck off
>>534213681>attend 1600 Zoom meetings in a yearJesus Christ no wonder she did it.
>>534222818>ai bullshitby george i think he's figured out the entire point of the article
>>534219153(((Who))) indeed
>>534213681That photo is AI and story probably fakeSo you're looping fake stories feigning real content how meta
>>534216016Yep, Lait Ning Automotive
>>534213681How is this illegal? The company was too inept and just got taken advantage of.
>>534213681>5-6 meetings every dayThe job was fake anyway, the nigger's productivity would have been the same if she participated.
>>534213681this says more about the stupidity and incompetence of upper management than it does about the nigress.truly, upper management can and should be replaced by AI
>>534213681>creates a looped video of herself nodding while attending zoom meetingsOh boy, someone with AI capitalize on this. Just make the AI do thinking & talking for me.
>>534213681BASED
>>534222819yet white kikeslaves will shame her and brag about how they attend all of their 6 million daily zoom meetings mandated by their boss schlomo nosebergoldstein
>>534213681>Free lancing>Running an online boutique>Graduating multiple certificates>All while running an AI face filter to trick corporate leftists into paying her for being a black face in their group bullshit chit chat meetings about whipping goyimSo not only was she scamming Jews but also running a business, doing odd jobs, and pursuing multiple education certificates at once Say nigger all you want but first compare yourselfHow many certificates are you studying for right now? How many online business do you manage? What freelance work have you done?How many Jews or lefties have you scammed?She is better than me. I kneel.
>>534218309My nigga
>>534218478They probably wanted everyone "engaged and listening" no typing on keyboards or writing. Face toward camera nothing distracting you.
>>534218519>duo>Kids>Teens>Thugs>Youths>Sliders>Gamers>Joggers>Ruffians>Parolees>Juveniles>Hooligans>Hoodlums>Protesters>Bad actors>Pranksters>Youngsters>Ex-convicts>Flash mobs>Party goers>Delinquents>Bank juggers>Lurking brute>Church goers>Young fathers>Scooter riders>Ne'er-do-wells>Jobless losers>Gifted athletes>Gang members>Trouble makers>Traveling group>Bus passengers>Aspiring rappers>Uninvited guests>Subway dancers>Outside agitators>Repeat offenders>Lifelong criminals>Masked assailants>Shirtless strangers>Lunchtime rowdies>Persons of interest>Restaurant patrons>Former NFL players>Unhappy customers>Black Friday crowds>Troubled young men>Community activists>Spring break partiers>High school students>Neighborhood bullies>Scholarship recipients>Quiet but deeply present
>>534213681>HR thought it was elite lvl engagementLmao, retards.>she got promoted for it and got held up as an expampleAbsolute cretins. >git leadership award for nodding and eyebrow raisingThe niggress did nothing wrong. These people deserve to be scammed.>the company has since removed camera-on equals productivity>presence will no longer be mesaured by nodding frequency......yeah, I side with the nigga here.
>>534213681based
>>534223285Sorry if I'm missing a few I've been away from 4chan a while
>>534213681Knew it was fake here, HR doesn't do that
You know what?Fucking based.The dumb fucks in the company are fucking malding because they realized what a bunch of useless retards most managers are, and this is undeniable proof.Hats off to the nigress.Fuck them.
>>534214869This, its so crazy that its impressive. Fire the boss instead
>>534216084>UBI isn't just a good idea, it's already a reality. Except that instead of being unconditional, it has a "fake work" requirement attachedTrue and it pisses me off, since I do actual work.
>>534213847God, I wish I knew what question they asked her.
>>534213681A company that makes its employees sit through 5-6 zoom meetings a day has more important problems than a few employees flaking out.
>>534223763Hi shaneequa do you want a promotion?
>>5342238111500 zoom meetings per year honestly sounds fake. I don't have a zoom-job so I don't know.
>>534213681>How fucking BULLSHIT is this entire country that someone's job is sitting in 6 meetings every fucking day and no one even talks to her for a year?Honestly its a damning indictment of the company and their meetings. She's not the only one who should be fired because of this.I suppose the fact that she was a token black that no one actually expected to do anything exacerbated the problem. I can't imagine a white guy who actually has to do work could get away with playing a looping gif.
>>534223426They probably do to justify promotions for certain people
>>534213681Based as fuck
>>534213681Seems completely made up and the negress looks AI in OP's pic.No idea how you niggers fall for shit like this.
>>534213681world's smartest nigger
>elite level engagementthe economy is a fucking meme lmao
lazy girl adult daycare jobsgood on her for blowing it offshe scammed a scam
>>534213681Fake ai slop
If it took them that long to figure it out she did nothing wrong.
>>534213681>image is an ai-generated mugshotThis poster is a jeet, sliding his brethren misdeeds
>>534213681>tl;dr The >1,600 meetings were useless fucking dogshit so she just looped herself paying attention and spent her free time doing actually useful, productive, shitRemind me again why working six hours four days a week isn't the standard.
>>534213681didnt cartman do the same?
>>534213681LMFAO!!!
>>534213681If anything she should get a Nobel prize in economics for showing how unnecessary and useless managers and their corpo-capitalist metrics are.>Woah she's nodding every 5 minutes!!!>Fire the White man over there who's looking weirdly at a sharp angle
>>534213681Based Shaniqua fucking over corporate drones and HR hags
>>534216805>Furthermore, imagine how fucking stupid all the boomer-tier managers who didn’t it notice for a year…Let's be realistic.It would have been noticed pretty much immediately.Resulting in the likely scenario that it would have been pointed out, but the boss didn't fire her because of the fear of being labelled racist.So they let her be absolutely shit at her job for a year. In the process getting enough evidence to fire her without being sued.
>>534214190She probably took a video of herself in a meeting where she got a great evaluation and just spliced it, since she hadn't spoken once
>>534227353>So they let her be absolutely shit at her job for a year. Yeah, nah. In reality this just implies all of those meetings were pointless garbage. If she could ignore all of them and it wouldn't show in her actual performance doing actual work at the company then she isn't being 'shit at her job'. They're just cranky she wasn't wasting her time listening to some boomer jew prattle on about fucking nonsense multiple times a day. The only fucking metric they had for her ignoring the meetings was asking one question in >1,600 meetings and not getting an answer from her. Not her fucking up at her job because she didn't hear something at the meeting.
a mugshot for getting fired from some middle management corpo job? really?
>>534213681This reads like AI slop.
>>534213681You faggots told me that niggers were stupid now what the fuck IS THIS?
>>534213847>loop a clip of themselves>*of herself
>>534213681You can get arrested for that??
Hey, chat, is this real?
This is why it's impossible for white men to get hired.
>>534213898What do you mean? Our job is our life here in the states. If you are fired chances are you are going to prison for a while.
>>534213847Most jobs are fake, it's just retarded boomers and jealous jews unable to be honest and let white young people get some welfare
>>534213681QUEEN OF NEETS
>>534214751because whites aren't hired to "be black" or allowed to exist in meetings without ever speaking or answering what the fuck they actually do there.
>>534213681>black people aren't intelli-
>>534213681Kek - based.
>>534215248>>534227840>>534215796>>534215961>>534215995>>534222818>>534222937>>534225871Not AI, the style of writing, tone and images AI are trained to emulate is "linked-in speak"Linked-in is a corpocuck social media site used for job hunting in the states.
>>534214751Whites are super controlled
>>534213681Based lil Atlanta cutie negress. She carried it on for over a year as well? I'd hire her
>>534213847She outsmarted all of them. What does that tell you?
>>534223285Remove it, fake article. There's no way a black woman would be quiet or deeply anything but retarded.
>>534213681She received a leadership award for “exceptional attentiveness.Never actually did any work for over 1 year. That's nuts.
The whole of the west's economy is centered around jew daycare and delivery drivers.
>>534213847Opened thread to ask the same question. Any job that requires these useless and constant zoom meetings while letting some nigress play a nod recording for 13 months and get away with it, needs to reevaluate how useless these meetings are and stop wasting peoples' time.
>>534228594And stealing money from any bank accounts if you question them.
>>534213681>They didn't need my voice, they needed my vibeI would do this if I thought I could get away with it
>>534228759You know dats right
>>534223285>Lunchtime rowdiesThis one always sticks out for meGod the UK is absolutely cucked in ways I could have never imagined if it wasn't already real
>>534213957The future will be automated and staffed by AI.Human actors are no longer necessary.Without a global slave class, jews have no place on Earth.
>>534228759Yhea I use to do the opposite and sleep in math class. The teacher whould call on me and id answer the question in the blink of an eye and she would let me go back to sleep for being board.
>>534213681This just shows that HR is retarded and most corponiggers deserve a frontal lobotomy
>>534213681>not picked up by any real news outlet>obviously fake>AI generated image>AI generated storyblue collar manual labor retards truly have no idea what an office job actually entails. kek.
>>534213681what law did she break?
>>53421384790% of such meetings are pointlessThere’s even someone whose job is to just say “hi everyone ok let’s get started today” and then mute for the next hour while everyone takes turns repeating each other and agreeing a plan must be made These people make six figures and that’s legitimately all they have to do All women of course
>>534229062They make 6 figures and all they do is suck your time with idol speech....
>>534213681More niggers should do this shit imho. If companies are desperate to hire blacks for no reason with no expectation they should just get paid without turning up.
>>534228985This but /pol/niggers
>>534229194Wow he shattered the zero base line and became relevancy of matter itself.
>>534213681If she was fired why is there a police mugshot?
>>534214691Certainly smarter than everyone else in her team
>>534229062>>534229118My work recently hired one of these talentless leaches (women as well of course) and the only role they have is to clean up the ticket boards... she said I had too many tickets and then seconds later she noticed she had fucking more. She's getting double my salary and spends all her time in the office walking around or in meetings. Fucking burn the world down already.
>>534213681This reminds me of when I got a corporate job as a video editor. After a year they moved me to a new building they intended to make into their video department. I was all alone in the new building when the boss's wife gave birth and the boss went on leave. They ended up forgetting I existed for like 8 months. I got no emails, nobody ever came to the building, the boss forgot he was even renting the building. I just watched movies and fucked my girlfriend. All corporations are useless.
>>534213681>the illusion held strong, promotions followedwhat? just virtue signaling is enough to get a pay raise? just acting as though you are attentive suffices to impress your boss so he will give you more money?
>>534213681Serves them right for hiring niggers and women
>>534214691Absolutely, corpos deserve this shit and the article explains exactly why. Her employer promoted her for a video that appeared to do nothing but brown nose and agree with everything. She was paid a ridiculous salary because she inflated csuite egos. People doing real work for that company were likely passed on for promotions, but a yesman is somehow priceless.
With all this fraud/cheating software I've always felt like it's just easier to do the work than figure out what tools are there to cheat, what systems they use to detect it and.what you'd need to do to protect yourself. I once got failed on an online exam for taking a jumper off so just tend to think it's not worth the hassle.
>>534229344Just admit Hitler was correct.Burn it all back to hell before you let subhumans who could never create it have it.
>>534213681Based nigger desu
>>534214772Apparently they promoted her multiple times.
>>534229250Retards are magical creatures
>>534229365>what? just virtue signaling is enough to get a pay raise?You thought we were kidding when we told you jobs were just jew daycare for dumb cunts ?
>>534229266Didn't you hear that being niggerskinned is now illegal?
Everything required of the perfect DEI.Yes its a piss take.The reason for dei bullshit, for nogs in every advert, for companies always pushing climate bullshit is FREE MONEY. Your company can use a broker to source massive payments of free money from the money printer central banks (they don’t tell you where its from) and all that you have to do to get it id be politically correct and answet creepy questions jumping through the hoops of coded speech. You are not allowed to ask what it even means but they throw words at you like sustainability and inclusiveness. The payments are truly huge, they are not loans it is all totally free money (hundreds of thousand to millions of pounds) everyone does it, everyone gets it and its creepy as fuck. They tell you straight now>business is no longer about profit and loss>its about social awarenesswhich is just fucking crazy. You ALWAYS sign NDA’s.This is the application of corrupt power.
meetings are bullshithours of inane rambling that could have been answer with a simple email.
>>534229421That was the real Holocaust Kikes moved in for plunder and Nazis burned everything to the ground before their retreat.
>>534215122I'm a shitty employee and I don't really do anything so I get fired every couple of years. That means I interview a lot. Getting new jobs did seem easier after I had kids. Btw being shitty and getting fired has meant I just get a higher paying job.
White planes New York Mark Zuckerberg has got those fucking Nazi bastards on the retreat.Oh God why is this happening?
>>534213681Is the mugshot style photo there to intimidate anyone else from discrediting Jewish Daycare or did she get charged with something?
9 11?
>>534213681I loke how it shows a mughot but says she was fired not arrested. I dont believe she didnt commited a crime.
>>534223299>......yeah, I side with the nigga here.I support this message
>>534213681This is how little everyone expects of niggers, especially nigger women, at these make believe jobs.
>>534213681so she was arrested too? kek the absolute state of American work culture
>>534213681What faggot company was it so i can boycott their asses
>>534229919Yhea get a grip and milk the system for all its worth.
Show me the incentive, I'll show you the result.
>>534222819>365/(5x52)=6.15Six fucking meetings a day where you are expected to never talk. Shits fucking horrid.
>>534223763I'm imagining the smartest negress in the world being foiled by a breakfast related question during the small-talk segment of a meeting.
>>534222819Maybe she was hired as a listener.
>>534213681>1600 meetings without speaking onceHonestly, that level of success demands respect.
>>534214406
>>534230065I (h)Ate dog shit on the carpet but who fault is that?How would you feel if you did not eat breakfast?
He said I ate dog shit on the carpet.You did why did you do that?
>>534213681The fact that most of you believe this is real is proof of how brown pol is now
>>534213681>Woman>NiggerWhen the bar is set so low it's subterranean, what do people expect will happen?
So your idea of a perfect world is everyone trying to live in complete and total Male-love-nce (malevolence) with each other.Yes.I am speaking with a idiot can I get a transcript of this conversation?
>>534213681why is there a mugshot of her lol?
>>534213681Corporate daycare that solely exists as pretext to print worthless magic paper and distribute it via vapid whores. You habe to understand: this woman has put more effort into playing the system, than all her peers have combined into actually "working". The economy is fake, gay and retarded, selling longterm problems to rent out shortterm solutions, creating dependencies to maximize debt and interest. Meanwhile "printing" is an euphemism, for that worthless magic paper is neither printed, created digitially nor even tabulated anymore, it's not a currency but avacuous commodity: assumed to exist in the past (debt), the present (credit) and the future (interest) in whatever volumes are necessary to control you and finance botched eugenics, parasocial misengineering and turbofaggotry.
>>534213681Yes most think being in a meeting is working.
>>534214691Sustained
>>534214698Worth every pixel
Fuck it let's all spread some malevolence.TKD
>>534213681>ancient, ai written article>twitter post>nothing valuable or interesting>op drops it and then immediately leaves
>>534230510Because she's a nigger?
>>534213681There are shill son here pretending that the US isn't fucked, that it wasn't fucked beyond recovery years ago yet a gif of a nigger gets promoted while every day another thousand white people move into their carLMAO
Your using big words again that's not fair.
>>534213681this whole article is as bullshit as the meetings it describesAI has become self-referencing
You said I (h)ate dog shit on the carpet.You did? why did you do that?
>>534228375That business boomers are fucking retarded and the entire economy is fake.
>>534219153Fake stories brings out true comments. I like reading the posts about corporate life for anons.
>>534213681Should have fired everyone else too for the severe lack of pattern recognition.
Go touch gr_ass
why is there a mugshot tho
That was not fair Mr. Reid.Reid grass reed paper.
>>534213847People would rather cut their tongue than accuse a nigger of being lazy.
>>534223137She wasn't doing any of that you fucking faggot she was faking it all and she could do so as she is a nigger and everyone is scared to challenge her. Her certs will be AI, her boutique is drop shipping and her freelancing is more of the same
*Reed grass reid paper.You don't know how to read. https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=YFl-SFqJT9_ZQQko
>>534213681She deserves a Nobel Price.
>>534213681Give me this black kween right fucking now
The words that best describes you and I quote bitch, dumpster, bitch.
If you can pull one over on your employer, more power to ya.
>>534231136
>>534230789its jews newsits an entirely self operating slave system
>>534230298>We've successfully lobbied the Ohio State school districts to enact glyphosate fortification requirements that are met only by our lowest grade of ZOGslop. Our next move is to encourage them to pursue government subsidies for school breakfast.>Our marketing team has come up with the "how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast" media campaign to further this initiative.>Charniqua; tell me; how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?>*nod>*nod>*raises eyebrow>I'm glad you understand. So, what types of breakfast foods do you think would most appeal to an urban demographic?>*nod>*nod>*raises eyebrow
>>534231303Stupid goyim animal outsmarts pointless time sucking bullshit with a stawman and collects pay.This was a dollarcost of da joos!
>>534231330
>>534215186Yes it is. The companies they sell to are asking about black to white ratios and male to female ratios before they will place orders.They aren't doing it to avoid those places like they should. They are doing it because their jewish finance departments are making them.
Clownworld is where you as a man have normalfag gestapo coworkers constantly probing you about personal life while you work like a slave on a plantation but a woman can spend a year in silence doing nothing and still getting paid
>>534214781Jackson almost looks normal next to that disgusting cancerous ballsack.
>>534231582Clown world is no being a confirmed jew in jew places.
>have some retirement money or some shit from an old job that needs to be moved before i lose it>basically the process was 'contact your bank and have them do a transfer'>do so and eventually get some fucking ramadamadingdong sandperson named lady emailing me saying i just have to come sign the transfer form>do so>3 months later the same woman is asking for another signature because something had to be re-sent, but has me do an online virtual signature this time for convenience>5 more months pass and this time the employer with the retirement shit i'm moving is saying "get your money or it's gone">call the bank and then get an email from the brown woman with a bunch of fucking excuses that make no sense>another 3 months later a white supervisor/manager woman calls me and says we have to redo the whole process because that brown woman has worked there for over a year and essentially did nothing but pretend to do shit while nobody kept an eye on her>wasn't until a handful of people lost money that she was properly reported>i lay into this woman telling her that's absolutely absurd and that i'll be looking into switching banks>transfer fails because the money is gone, took too long>bank reimburses me, +20%
>>534213681system is a rigged rusethere are good people in itbut the system is fundamentally broken on so many levelsmakes it so you cant take the society seriouslyit is like a giant farcesome people just sit in apartments and get paid to existsome people have fake bullshit jobsor jobs where they do vurtually nothingmeanwhile, people are out here identifying as their khakisand their bank accounttyler durden shakes his head in disappointmenr
>A black woman kept her mouth shutI'd have caught on in the first ten minutes.
>>534231692Broken implies the system ever worked....
>>534216249tax dollars coming from somewhere. capitalism died a long time ago
>>534231380oh no, the nigress doesnt exist. thats the jews news element. but it sounds believable doesnt it? because it happens every day. swap the negress for a jew who pockets all the money. its a sort of projection. jews dont have alot of original ideas.
>>534231792Yup it's clearly just exploitation of people whos work actually produces a end value.
No I kill you and throw you in the basement when you come to collect your pay. The jews will not be dollarcosted again. You don't understand how jew economics works.
Fucking antisemight goyims exist at the benefit of the jews.How does paying you a fair wage benefit me?
>>534231762yeah good pointits amusing our opponent have to cheat to “win”
But eventually in the end ultimately you expect a Jew to be dollarcosted for your slave labor you don't see a contradiction with that?
>>534231781The system worked better when it was simple.Now, you have to deal with this: >>534231674
>>534232419Their system never worked it's a parasitic vampire they instituted on something that did work.
Then if you try to eliminate them from the equation they Bann you from all of the Banking systems or worse if they can get a upper hand on you.
Some people realize COVID was a scam to destroy any small business under 14 employees that don't have to have proactive hire regulations.
>>534213681im sure white male employees noticed but were too afraid to call it out
Basically paying for nigger stank as if it was a wanted commodity.
And the troon battle axe wound stank is even worse.
>>534214751https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2023-black-lives-matter-equal-opportunity-corporate-diversity/?sref=U3dOGIDFThey don't hire White people for these jew daycare jobs.
>>534214772She received a leadership award for exceptional attentiveness.
Oh but it footnotes the Rabbi baby cock sucker breath. Oh joy.
>>534214698>Reading is hard.
>>534215010
>>534233002To be fair it was a work smater not harder move.
>>534215109A white person wouldn't even get hired for this bullshit job.
>>534229646>Failing upwards.Population collapse can't come soon enough.
>>534229773I was wondering the same thing. Was she arrested? If so, why?
>>534233131Full mask off white straight males should not be allowed to profit from their work.Funny how there public and private policies collide with each other.
>>534233214She got one over on noseBerg.
>>534232845why are negroes afraid of water? dont they have plenty of bodies of water in africa?
>>534213681Reminds me of this company I worked for. I was a manager over a small department of 15 people. My boss, the director, couldn't perform a single task that I, or the other departments under her, did. Not a single one. Every day we had to do her reports. She would sit in meetings, nod, then go shopping for hours and hours. Every. Fucking. Day.
This economy is bullshit because of bullshit jobs like these. This post is probably bullshit too but more ridiculous stunts are being pulled off in real life. Yeah no shit people getting paid 90k a year to fake work is gonna bring purchasing power to shit
>>534233363If it was actual bullshit from a bulls asshole it would be worth more money. It's completely lacks any substance.
Framers have to make the dollar where ever possible. Just saying.
>>534215122>>534215122Im doing this irl.Im at the point I need a wife and kids for carter advancement. Also it makes boomers seethe to tell them your dropping out of the work force to find a wife, and that theres no point working until all the boomers die out.
I watch a video where a white guy is running a multimillion dollar company to just to brake even and the only profit margin is from scrap production waste.We are so fucking going in this direction.
>>534213681>Elite level engagementADD IT TO THE LIST!
>>534214830paying taxes to give premium welfare to niggas instead of having white supermacist children and fucking the kikes in the mouthkeklmao
>>534230510Ai generated image?
Success excess the truth is inconvenient.
