Why leftists/redditors/Europeans hate American trucks so much?
Europeans don't like them because they are impractical for their tiny streets and small parking areas. They don't have the vast open expanses that we do outside of cities. Furthermore, unlike many Americans who own properties which are multiple acres of land, and essentially require a truck if you are going to ever attempt to work on anything yourself, clear debris, etc. Europeans are almost entirely confined to tiny properties jammed in close with others, and truck ownership is quite impractical for them. Even their tradesmen like construction workers and landscapers don't utilize pickup trucks. They use sprinter van sized vehicles with small underpowered engines because they certainly won't be towing or hauling anything heavy. If the situation arises for a heavier duty vehicle they often have some oddly shaped tall, narrow cab-over mini dump truck sized vehicle which barely fits on their small and narrow streets. The better question is why certain so-called Americans hate pickup trucks, and that's a completely different answer entirely.
>>534248199They are serf coded and hate individuality. Also smoll expensive countries
>>534248199I like them. They can pull alot. I like the older 90s trucks more though
>>534248199>don't export your problemsMeanwhile, the entire planet has been dumping their mentally ill into the USA for 7 decades.
>>534248199Horsepower and capability intimidates the docile eurotrash betafag.
>>534248199Big trucks compensate for micro dicks. This is a fact.
>>534248942Show tits
Because you fucking retards buy a HUGE fucking truck that probably chucks 15L/100km but you only use to driving to walmart and back.
I only hate those turbo lifted double wide F150s that shine like it never even saw a dirt road, much less did any hauling or whatnot. 90s-00s pickup trucks are what I usually see the hicks drive and it gets the job done real well without puffing your chest out. Trucks are useful when not driven by pavement princesses.
Karen's Law:>the longer a pickup truck is visible, the higher the chance someone nearby will start thinking about penises
WE'RE NOT BUILT FORD TOUGH IN GERMANY
>>534248199because America was built with the premise that they have too much space and Europe was built under the premise we don't have enough spaceAmericans are wasteful with distance and size and space
>>534248199>3 years ago
>>534248199I'm an American and I also hate them. Bloated luxury posers that traded their useful simple utilitarianism with cringe try hard styling and comfort that put pic related in massive debt.
>>534248590I can walk ten minutes down the street to the 24/7. You need to prepare for a road trip that may end up in a shootout.
>>534248199Ford raptors and whatnot are getting pretty popular here. Personally I like them but they are very large for our narrow country roads sometimes but I'm used to meeting tractors on the road so whatever
>>534249095why do they all look like that? i am not familiar with this archetype
>>534249017The reason people buy big cars isn't for utility it's to increase your odds of survival when you are inevitably crashed into by an Indian or drunk Mexican
>>534248199Why do Europeans buy them in the first place?
>>534248199Dear Europeans: shut the fuck up
>>534249106There's a Circle K like 200 yards from my house.You have a circle jerk in your house.
>>534248199I want to get a right hand drive ford raptor and drive it around Australia. Unfortunately the cucks at (((ford))) don’t make a right hand drive version. Why is the rest of the world such pussies? Bigger trucks = better trucks
>>534249156These guys are fucking everywhere. It's a dress code, almost a cult like appearance at this point. If their sunglasses aren't on their face they're sitting on top of their hats. When you see one of these cookie cutter npc's you know there's nothing interesting about them.
>>534248199man europeans deserve zero sympathy for anything, evermy faggot in piss, a european bought that car! and another european let him buy it!
>>534248199Do euros even have the same size regulations that led to big trucks in the US?
>>534249156Migapedes.Trump voters, Evangelical Christians (whatever that means), pro 2nd amendment, pro decency whatever that means, pro capitalism, pro il(legal) immigrants
>>534248779My parents still have a 1990 (or 1991?) F-250. That thing will run forever. Easy to repair. Real American steel instead of that Chinesium crap in vehicles today.
>>534248199They are poorly made, expensive and generally useless. If you actually need a truck there are several European and Asian models available that were designed for work.It is not surprising, though. Burgers can't build shit since decades.
>>534249260I want to roadtrip across the world in my truck. I think it would be fun to explore the northern route
americans and their shitty cars are a menace to humankind
>>534249213>There's a gas station right next to my house You think that's a good thing?
>>534249012>15L/100kmUS trucks run on gallons, you faggot commy.
>>534249163>The reason people buy big cars isn't for utilityYou're right about that. It's to look like a big, intimidating man. Until you need a step stool to get in/out of it.
>>534248199its not even that big
>>534249327Their streets are smaller from retarded city planning hundreds to thousands of years ago. Dumb fucks can’t get up with the times.
>>534249106I have a 5 acre small homestead. I have 8 chickens that produced over 2,000 eggs last year, four apple trees that netted me over 20 bushels of apples, mature cherry trees, two variants of tomatoes and several strawberry plants in my greenhouse, potatoes, carrots, cucumbers, and this year were going to do a watermelon and pumpkin patch. My neighbor is a dairy farmer on one side of my property, the other raises a variety of livestock. What the fuck do I need to walk to a corner store for???
>>534249438>It's to look like a big, intimidating man. Maybe for some for most it's just about survival
>>534248622>I express my individuality by picking what I consume!lmao do americans really
>>534249379Stay away from Africa. There are feral niggers there.
>>534249012>truck >15L/100kmshows you don't drive and have no idea about cars
>>534248199the joke is that we only have the small onesEuros don't really know of the fucking horrors prowling American roads
why do OPs always imply leftists and reddit dont like [thing]?
>>534249507>just about survivalYeah man, totally. Not just a fashion statement and you need a contrived excuse to brush it off.
Pickup are useless LMAO
americans are massive hypocrites. we already know this. rules for thee but not for me i guess
>>534249535That’s why I said northern. Across to Alaska, boat to Japan, across to Russia, Western Europe maybe Nordic, over to UK, then boat back home. Maybe pick up odd jobs on the way to help with fuel.
>>534248590>They don't have the vast open expansesdo you think places like france are just one giant city?
>>534249486Being forced into subsistence farming because the only food available at retail in our shit hole country is goyslop isn't a flex
>>534248199Europe is tiny like Japan, makes sense. They cannot have large vehicles. Have you ever seen for yourself? America is vast compared to these tiny nations.
We need more utilitarian smaller sized trucks like the ford maverick instead of these overpriced large pavement princess trucks.
>>534249156It's just the standard midlife crisis package.
>>534249486Sounds cozy, I'm considering planting a fruit tree but haven't decided on which now. My pepper plants are going crazy right now though
>>534249163>Buy big vehicle>Other person buys bigger vehicle>Yet another person sees that other person and buys something even larger>Now to return to the safety point you were at before with your big vehicle you have to get a new vehicle whose size surpasses the other dudesThis seems like a poorly executed arms race.
>>534249611Based. I’ll join if you want a co-pilot
>>534249588I wish I had one I have to risk my life every time I leave the house
>>534249510Eurocuck expressing their individuality: whining about America all day
>>534249341Those are cool. 90s was peak for cars
Our police drive in vans, not pick up trucks
>>534249420Your units are gay.>>534249574I think I'm pretty spot-on but that's just a hunch. 10L/100km for smaller trucks. Some heavy fucks probably 20L/100km. Gasoline I mean.
>>534249156echoes of once great american dream. plenty of people who miss certain era and act/dress like it was once. cant blame them, they just didnt catch up with time
>>534249686Unfortunately yes. It's going to take years before everyone is driving a 2027 with the AI kill switches. Maybe then I can finally drive a 2 door sadan in peace
>>534248199A pickup is awesome for hauling shit. My dream is the Ford Maverick. For daily driving they are shit though, you can't go wrong with small european sportscars.
>>534249156the sunglasses and beard are to look badassthe baseball cap is to cover the balding head simple as
>>534248199Because they are faggots and they are gay, and faggotedGive me a nice 6th gen or older Toyota Hilux and I will give you my soul
>>534249661Texas is litterally bigger than europe and japan combined
>>534249684im euro and i wish i had pride, money and freedom to just have big ass truck with v8 that has economy of: 0 fucks given/100km
>virgin pickup mogged by the chad van
>>534249686It is an arms race. It's gotten to the point where you can see a line of 25 crossovers, suvs, and trucks before you see a single car. Unfortunately even if you didn't want to get a bigger vehicle it's a wise decision purely for safety alone.
>>534249866Texas is bigger than Europe, Japan, Iran and the moon combined yes
literally all you will ever need to go shopping and causes 0 deaths unlike truckcels
>>534249635No, but their countryside is still mostly small narrow roads in tiny villages with most people not having much land. I've been to rural France, Germany, England, and Poland, this is the case for the majority of people there. >>534249647>forcedI said I didn't NEED to go walk to the corner store. I'd at least like to have the option to purely subsistence farm if I had to. All the other goy slaves have no choice, and are worse off so what's your point?
>>534249156The sane reason they all buy the new trucks:It's a matter of Keeping Up With the Joneses but in an artificial, masculine sense. Basically:>My dad, erm, truck is bigger than yours truck!These fags have libshit daughters and gay sons.
>>534249748sopa
>>534248199Its worth it to get a pickup truck just to make normies seethe
>>534248199Probably because Europeans have been cucked to the point of fading away
>>534248199>there is demand>there is supply>but didn't you forget to ask someone?The myth of consensual globalism.Someone who is less ESL than me could make a haiku out of the greentext
>>534248199It is annoying when your entire urban infrastructure is built for small cars, and then some giant fucking offroad vehicle takes up the entire parking space making the spaces either side of it functionally useless because you wouldn't be able to open your door if you parked there.To be fair though its usually some woman in a Range Rover and not some American car.
>>534249685Oh I forgot to mention my early season blueberry bushes, they're almost ready to pick. I'll have another round towards the end of June.
>>534248199Try to find a parking spot with a car like this in a European city.
>>53425002115 min cities are made for people and not cars. leave your car at home in the countryside
>>534249051american roads are also so wide because historically the american built cars wobble and cant drive in a straight line at speed.
>>534249686And a great example of where regulation is useful, since regulation enforces simultaneous and reciprocal de-escalation that otherwise could not be coordinated.
>>534249980The supply of cheap utilitarian trucks was pulled away because financially irresponsible morons set the precedent that bloated expensive trucks will still sell. They enabled it.
>>534248590I rented a mid-size sedan to drive around southern England and there were times when I had inches of clearance between the curb on either side of the road. The truck in OP's pic would be unable to navigate most of the towns there.I hate (most) pickup trucks, because their owners are attention-seeking sportsball worshipping latent homosexuals. >worse gas efficiency than most 7+ passenger automobiles>less cargo capacity than a minivan>high ride height but with exposed steering components, completely unsuitable for off-roading of any sort>same plastic interior as an economy hatchbackUnless you're going to install a bed liner and use it on a ranch or farm, or haul landscaping tools like some kind of Mexican, then buying a pickup is an IQ test for gullible morons looking to performatively signal to men like a woman on tiktok.
>>534249850Selling your soul rather cheap there, brother. I'd sell my sould for a faithful pretty wife that would birth healthy non-tarded children that are mine.But I'd unironically support Israel for a reliable, non-cucked car.
>>534249595Pickups have better pulling power. Vans are better if you're carrying a bunch of tools
>>534248199because they are scared to drive them and its an insecurity projection, with almost everything they bitch about
>>534249595>>534249889Work vans can be nice but work trucks have their place too. Work vans also end up top heavy so you can't drive as crazy
>>53424819999% sure that's in portugal. if i had the money i would buy one of those raptors in a heartbeat
>>534248199Niggers park on sidewalksTotal nigger death
>>534250383Euros are more drawn to vans due to very urbanized environments with smaller trades. They generally don’t need 4wd and clearance for their set of woodworking tools when other companies deliver construction materials on site before they get there.
>>534250139I know a Camino / Ranchero / Ute would be much more reasonable than the modern pickup truck, I'm responding to the OP image blaming America for pickups existing in Europe.Demand, there is.Supply, there is also.Yet someone was not asked.It is... stat rape of the roads!>she was only 5 meters and 30 centimeters wide, you sick fuck
>>534249144I've been around lots of Europe and I can't imagine why, you guys have so many roads that would considered ally-ways in the US. Driving anything larger than like a ford focus would be painful
>1pbtID>america obsessedkike, jeet, or bot
>>534250138It would be nice but I honestly don't see it happening. The monetary loss from people refusing to buy the smaller 'less safe' vehicles would outpace the cost of US corporations just buying politicians to block the legislation, or turning the focus to non-solutions like how the solution to the 10,000 lumen LED headlights is apparently just angling them better despite their mounting height getting higher and higher and the big assumption everyone lives in a completely flat country with absolutely no bumps on the road whatsoever.
>>534250386you will literally never see smart people driving these. ask yourself why>>534250512are you saying blue collar workers have to use monster trucks to drive 10km down the road to a job? lmfao
>>534250175>jap mini trucks enter the roombig tire lifted is a safety feature for these things since they are cab overs so a collision will hit your front bumper instead of crushing you.
>>534249106>I can walk ten minutes down the street to the 24/7. You need to prepare for a road trip that may end up in a shootout.
>>534250538They like to and are able to walk places.
They act like faggots and drive like assholes. There's a make-believe alpha act going on where they make aggressive asshole moves on the road that nearly get people killed to prove something to someone. Then they step out of the car and they're an old/fat physical invalid like pic in >>534249095. At the end of the day, I don't give two shits what you consume to feel any kind of way you want. This group has a disproportionate amount of members that have to do retard shit to annoy and threaten other people with their trucks to demand their attention and recognition so their gay little cope/compensation act can not be ignored. We're at the point now like we were with Karens some 15 years ago where there isn't a defined term to refer to them by, so well over half of our pitifully dull population can't conceptualize, understand, or identify the problem when they see it. Nonetheless it should be legal to beat these faggots to death when they pull their shit.
>>534250708why did you post your hands?
>>534250750that's cool, i didn't mention anything about walking or the difference between US/EU in that respect you brain dead faggot
>>534249866Everything is bigger in Texas, even faggotry all texans suffer from.
there is literally ZERO reason as a contractor to own anything bigger than this
>>534250688They can yes, not really any more efficient than a van I guess but that’s the beauty of a truck is the modularity.
>>534249420how big is your engine? 5.0 liter or 7.7 liters?
>>534250843The alleyways are used by people who walk. You cant walk in america, everything is either too far away unless you live in a urban area, and if you live in a urban area you cant walk because you will be attacked by niggers.
>>534249012There are no Impalas left in the PNW because those a-holes bought them up and crashed them all :(
It's not just reddit cringe. Europe is incredibly cramped. Everything is smaller, roads, streets, parking spots. A truck might be completely useless in a European city and you create problems for other drivers.
>>534249038Kek
>>534250914292 Yblock, 64 Ford F100. I don't have a 305 or 470.
>>534248199I'm getting sick of Europe.Why can't we just cut all ties with them off ?
>>534250834>NO UAfter decades of working part time and mooching off of America, the europoor has become incapable of original thought
>>534251046>you create problems for other driversNot. My. Fucking. Problem.
>>534250791>We're at the point now like we were with Karens some 15 years ago where there isn't a defined term to refer to them by, so well over half of our pitifully dull population can't conceptualize, understand, or identify the problem when they see it.Well said. But once you do see it, you can't unsee it. I see these guys everywhere, it's like being able to spot skinwalkers or some shit lol. I want to see a wojak of this archetype, but it needs to have a good name to go with it.
>>534248199Big American Trucks colonizing tiny european streets
>>534251208I fucking wish, europe is nothing but part time workers, full time moochers and overtime shit talkers. They don't deserve a cent or a soldier
>>534251017impalas suck, spic mobiles, chevelles are where it's at.
>>534251222urinating on your feet is antiseptic, but Americans shower in slippers and read antiseptic as antisemitic
>>534251208NEVER, you’re stuck with us ameribro
>>534248199if it doesn't fit into a normal parking spot its bound to park somewhere illegally.just pick it up and remove it when it does.
>>534249510Yanks don't have individuality.They can only consoom.
>>534251017Grim if true.
i dont hate american cars, but i dislike them. Imagine driving on a narrow road up in the fjords, then you meet this massive american car coming at you. I know how to meet other cars at "avrage" sizes, so normally we just go past eachother. However, those huge cars puts all my experience and habits into question. Now i have little time to judge the size of the road, approaching car and my placement on the road. So im forced to stop and make way, because im not risking my life for pride. >but anon, roads are two lanesnot alwaysalso, "big" cars, in my humble opinion, gives off a sense of insecurity energy. Like they're compensating for something. Extremely impractical and over the top
>>534251221Because calling someone brown or Indian is the height of intellectual rebuttals, right?
>>534248199If people buy them people buy them. > Just please cuck yourselfNo.I have seen the same kind of shit with dating> Noooo she is 24 and I am 32 what would we even talk aboutPeople are simply becoming major faggots who do nothing but virtue signal, it is annoying
>>534251221less then 40% of the usa is white passing, so yes that is 60% the chance of those hands being your skin colouramerica is unnatural, when i see americans , i see drug abusers, mentally ill people, disconnected people, it is not natural to need to drive everywherekids go to school by themselves here at age 6-7 americans at 18 year olds cant readusa is the new sick man of the world, better to shut you out and remain as we have always been
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>>534251376this, its also pricier and is worse for the air, i see so many old people driving them here while i drive some chink shitbox for 60€ a month
>>534251510>That spacingAlso didn't read
>>534250689This wasn't a problem for the first 50 years of pickup trucks. Not until women and effeminate men started driving them.
>>534251333
>>534251601Based
>>534249012>you only use to driving to walmart and back.Cars here only have a cargo and passenger capacity of 1000 lbs or so, 1500 is really the top range. Your typical family of mom, dad, mom's boyfriend, and 3 kids is easily 1800 lbs, throw in a couple hundred pounds of groceries for the week and you are over a ton, which would destroy the suspension of a gay little car in short order, hence the need for a truck.
>>534248199They hate us because they anus
>>534249926>No, but their countryside is still mostly small narrow roads in tiny villages with most people not having much landI don't really know how a larger land area makes those trucks that practical when tractors exist. From what I've seen in here, everyone who owns a larger plot of land owns a regular sized pickup and a tractor.
>>534249486Kek btfo that Eurocuck
>>534251635ofcourse the american knows nothingyou are lagging behind, getting weaker by the day, more enslavedyour billion dollars worth of miletary is being wiped out by jamal&ahmed bargain bin drone factoryhere, a white kids death from a car accident is a national tragedy, which demands a immidiete investigationin america thats just tueaday
>>534249595Yknow, you can put a capsule in the back of your tailgateOr functionally tow a trailer with more capacity than any and all of this vanStupid fuck you are
>>534251333Hand over the 69 chevelle ssOr a 69 roadrunnerEven the 69 charger r/tFor some reason 69 ers are the nicest
>>534251762its the dumb people face. its universal and exists in every country. these people look the same in Europe
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>>534251694Look at this piece of art
>>534248590>impractical for their tiny streetsAnon, it's TAX
>>534251884i know you cant read
>>534251935Loge this green color too
>>534251935I like the 67' chevelle's interior the most.
>>534251935I miss plymouth so goddamn much
>>534248942Show vagane
>>534248199haha epic W for USA. we need to pump those numbers up!
>>534249635France is smaller than Texas with twice the population of it. Go back.
>>534252040Different color and its a deal
>>534248590There is a lot of countryside in Europe. It's just that people don't like living there
>>534252160Don't get a black interior, all the aesthetic design disappears, a waste, a crime against beauty.
>>534251988Whatever you say parasite
>>534249580>the joke is that we only have the small ones>Euros don't really know of the fucking horrors prowling American roadsthats a "small truck" in Americalol op pic-related is a "Ranger raptor" aka A 'midsize' (formerly small-size) truck.you should see what full-size or super-duty size trucks look like.lmao an F350 Or silverado 3500 would look like a literal military vehicle to you people, and would probably be unable to navigate european roads
>>534249635going by pop density, they might as well beEuros only like living in hives
>>534252389you are the parasite, we dont need nato or the billions on defence spending
>>534252421>thats a "small truck" in Americathat's literally what I fucking said
>>534248199>that picIt's Europeans fucking buying them and somehow yuropoor faggots still WHINE about it. Why can't they just shut the fuck up? No one wants to hear them.
>>534252287Red, blue, orange?
>>534252057They got bought by gm or something? Or all bankrupt? Pretty sad, would love to see detroit when it was full on car city in the 60 and 70s
>>534249889>weak effeminate faggot can't lift shit>waaaaaah twucks awe useless nowYou are the yuropoor faggot I am talking about in my post. You fucking frog faggot bitch.
>>534250887You don't know shit about fuck
>>534252595blue >>534251333
>>534248199The VW Amaraok pan americana is better desu..but the new raptor looks nicer
>>534248199it looks gay, imagine going from this to that fucking abomination lol.
>>534251392and you cant because your poor lmao
>>534253055It's a Ford Ranger made for the European market, of fucking course it looks gay. You guys don't get access to our big boy trucks.
>>534252495>NO U2Meanwhile in reality: Trump asks for 2% of your GDP for NATO and you paupers can't provide it because your economies are worthless ponzi schemes
>>534249981>its usually some woman in a Range RoverI remember when every woman with a minimum of wealth was buying a Porsche Cayenne.It really shows how things went to shit that middle aged women can't afford them nowadays.
>>534252700>They got bought by gm or something?victim of corporate restructuring, went from an entry brand to a muscle brand, then tried to bring it back to entry again which is not what made it iconic during the 60s and 70s, so naturally with loss of an identity sales declined until the brand was killed
>>534253121the only practicality I see in that is either work related or going offroading, I don't think an obese half-senile boomer needs one.
>>534249647how would you know? you couldn't afford land if you wanted to, and you don't have the work ethic to produce anything anyway lol
>>534253196I agree, but let's be real cheif, this is really what you are doing right now (pic related)
>>534249106Ill take my dangerous freedom over your gay lifestyle any day of the week.
>>534253130why do we need to pay? and 2% means you spend 2% of your gdp on defence, by buying german rockets or whatevertrump is a bit busy gargaling fentenyahus balls rn so you maybe misheare him
>>534252798somehow the whole European economy has survived and flourished running on these but according to mr dumbass here we should be all extinct because we don't drive specialized heavy duty vehicles to the supermarket
>>534253327Because you're worthless fucking mooches and it's time for you faggots to make yourselves useful for once in 50 years
>>534253118Mississippi has a higher Human Development Index than the UK does. It's wild how poor and retarded the average yuro actually is.
>>534253295hope any of your kids will experience that freedom first tire, and enjoy being forced to pay pil companies just to move around
>>534253253>let me tell you how you feel
>>534253181You know the details, sad that those companies died out. Gmc also doesnt exist anymore i heard.
>>534248199My car is bigger than that truck.
>>534248590There are a lot of fatfucks that dont do anything of what you just listed and still buy a stupidly big truck for larping reasons. My favorites are the double wheel retards that risk a collision with someone from the opposing lane due to those trucks barely fitting in their lane. Its like their car has to be obese too.
>>534253417Most US states have higher GDPs than the entire fucking EU
>>534253196>the only practicality I see in that is either work related or going offroading, I don't think an obese half-senile boomer needs one.trucks do everything a car does, has every comfort x2, ground clearence, are stronger, beefier and hold their value 10x harderthere is literally no reason to buy a "car" in America over a truck or at worst, an SUV, unless you are buying some kind of 'performance' carthe truck is ALWAYS the better option
>>534252798This man repairs heavy equipment.
>>534248199Europeans really consider prosperity to be a problem, explains a lot.
>>534253586terrible. screams low iq in your face. 0 self awareness with these people
>>534253295>dangerous freedomNigger you can’t even enjoy a beer in the park, or cross the road without a traffic light because of your laws
>>534253651Then why are you so poor and stupid?
>>534248199Europeans can't into yeoman farmersThis is the summation of their existence, but now with indians.
>>534253771And it's a hattrick!
>>534253345The US economy dwarves yours. And it was built on the back of US pickup trucks. Whine all you want, this will not change. >>534253432>let me tell you how you are copingftfy
>>534253586i kinda really wanna run someone off the road in that tho
>>534253765>Beer in the parkJust brown paper bag it>Cross the road without a traffic lightYou obviously have no fucking clue what you're talking about. Meanwhile you go to jail for saying mean things on the internet
>>534248590Correct
>>534253345America banned import of European vans half a century ago over a fucking CHICKEN EGG import ban and acknowledging that was a fucking retarded thing to do gets overridden by national mythos now.I get not wanting to import foreign cars, but not just building your own version points to previously unexplored levels of jewish sadism.
>>534248199I don't understand, what's the problem?
>>534253727I used to, now I manage a shop that does. Every once in a while I will jump in to help them out if they get stuck on something.
>>534252821Look at this beauty
>>534253977Europoors want people riding in the diversity tube, that's the problem
>>534253887whatever helps you sleep at night lil' buddy
>>534254032Needs a bit more rake thoughbeit
>>534253887your economy is baste on made up stock prices and committing war crimes to rob other nations
>>534248199>A massive, ugly American pickup next to our beautiful recycling bins.
>>534253970>he doesn't know about the greatest van ever made on earth
>>534248199>Why leftists/redditors/Europeans hate American trucks so much?For leftists and redditors its because they're gay.For Europeans its because their cities were designed for foot traffic and horse carts 500 years ago and so they need dinky little cars to maneuver around in. I drive a massive Lincoln Town Car here in freedom land; but if I lived in Europe I'd want something much smaller.
>>534252798I'd argue this is no longer a pickup (if it ever was).
>>534254068>why does this truck look gay>because it was made for europeeons>hurr durr u-u-ur copingOkaaaaay bud.>>534254109you are such a fucking faggot you are too ashamed to use your real flag, and that's probably because you are a jeet
>>534248199Because they're shit and vulgar with zero brand appeal made by niggers
>>534248590Probably 80% of truck owners in America don't do shit with their pickup, they live in suburbs and park them in their garage. It's a Protestant work ethic virtue signal. Full size pickup trucks aren't even the ideal work vehicle in most cases.
>>534254129it's shit
>>534253912Sounds cucked. You get arrested for crossing the road
>>534251510I went by myself at 4Americans would call the police lol
>>534248199I prefer these ones. So I don't have to get onto a step stool to get under the hood, or feel like I'm going to roll over when I take a sharp turn.
>>534254222Literally a cab chassis pickup truck with the same powertrain and drivetrain (mostly) as a regular 3/4 ton or 1 ton pickup truck dude. You don't know shit about fuck.
>>534254276he gets executed for refusing to comply with the trump police. third world tier
>>534254109>please be nice to brown people
>>534254274You shut your dirty little slavic whore mouth. The Chevy Express van is perfection.
>>534254293Those are cool, and you can wrench on them
>>534254293>dodgegross you drive around in shit
>>534248199I'll tell you why.Because most people on this continent is a fucking sassy ass whining pussy who drive faggot enviromental and politically correct cars because our faggy leaders say so. And our faggy leaders elect more faggy leaders who trash our countries that in reality has more potential than most places in the world, because of some bugs that will die if we build this and that and bla bla bla.Thats why cars over here looks like something retarded shit that even the most hysterical and weak US liberal would not be caught dead inside.And because we have fags leading everything over here, a Escalade will cost you $300-400k after taxes because some fags wanted to elect some fag, that ended up being elected, and who then elected some more fags that could run places full of fags. And when you have all those fags, you end up having fag bikes, fag cars, fag caffe latte, fag trains and faggy buses that is filled with fags who love this faggy shit.So now you know.
>>534254428just wanted to see if you reply, tell me more about it
>>534254276>He just repeats himselfAfter 50+ years of working part time and mooching off of us coupled with big brother watching every word you say, it's no surprise that the creativity part of your mind is gone
>>534254032I like this one too
>>534254588Based nord
>>534254620It's a basic work/passenger van that hasn't changed design in the last 25 years. Built off of a Chevy pickup truck platform which it shares many common parts with (makes repairs cheap). Also gets their v8 engine options.
>>534254285this, it hurts me so much to seei use to cycle 18 im everyday for school and meeting friendsits been almost 15 years but i know the full path i need to take between cities and routes, know how buildings look while they dont exist anymorewe dont realise it but small schools and our pro people infrastructure makes kids way more independent, and frugalMy work used to pay for my transportation weekly but i just cycled so i could keep the extra 150€
>>534254588Cheers for being a real one.
>>534254782And this camaro is great
>>534254588>why yes mr sheckelberg please rape me with high gas prices and poluted air so my children can be golems as wellhow fat are you?
>>534254620It has Chevy's best engine the LS V8 it has like 400 horsepower, you can carry 12 people or a huge amount of cargo in it and tow a heavy load at the same time and its one of the few cars left on the market that hasn't been ruined by putting modern bullshit and screens into it. Its simple, its reliable and it works. In an era where most vehicles have been fucked up by supposed modern innovations the Express is great for its refusal to change.
>>534249486Anon , 80% of the USA population lives in urban areas in those same small apartments as Europeans. The yeoman farmer lifestyle was the majority of USA population in the 1700ts not in modern America. I I don't really believe your pioneer yeoman larp.
>>534253586I live a dually, add hips that look great
>>534254842>>534255012we must protect it at all costs
>>534248199I think big American SUVs and trucks are dumb, and 95% of people who have them don't need them (including you), so I do find them kind of annoying given they take up so much space on narrow roads and car parks, but I ultimately don't really care that much what people want to spend their money on.Leftists get upset because it's an "American" thing and Europeans have a giant inferiority complex over America, so get upset when they see American things in their land. It's because they know they are an increasingly irrelevant vassal state to the American world order that tried and failed to preserve their own sovereignty with a gay globo-homo inter-country organisation (the EU) that did NOTHING but establish them further as obediant lapdogs to the US and funnel their own money into the pockets of a cartel of corporations that see Europe as their economic playground with 0 interest in the people who live there. Seeing SUVs and American things in their land is just another stinging reminder at how badly they failed, and how doomed their future is to being an ethno-nationality scoured cuckslave to international corporate interests.My country is filled with the same cuckolds (and worse) who desperately want to rejoin the EU and humiliate the nation to prostrate themselves to an organisation that actively hates their people.
>>534254317>ESL subhuman detectedLookup the definition of pickup truck, doublenigger.
>>534248199the eurocucks entire existence is complaining about superior United States, been this way since i was born
>>534255063>in those same small apartments as EuropeansLol no.What we consider "Urban" in the US includes all the suburbs, but make no mistake we mostly all live in much larger homes than you do.
>>534248199only good thing they're for is for identifying their drivers as low IQ and prone to aggression
>>534248590Rare effort-post, good job not taking the typical American-Euro flame bait.
>>534255160Anon, you are a fucking stupid yuppie faggot who have never even been around these trucks never the less worked on them.Shut the fuck up about things you know nothing about.
>>534248199>still blocks the license plateWhat a cringelord
>>534249889even the 4x4 and AWD transit vans get stuck too easily in places that a truck has no problem, whoever is designing the van wheels is not worried about it
europeans literally dont have the space for them. they are built around microscopic euro cars and americars fuck everyting up
>>534255629>and americars fuck everyting upHELL YEAH *gunshots*YEEE-HAAAAWWWW*more gunshots*
>>534253887The US economy was built on free market economics, massive resource deposits and huge living space. Only the latter is left.
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>>534248942I have a small pp and I drive an accord
>>534248199Their tiny European minds can’t comprehend a society where gas costs less than $10/gallon
>>534248199>Stop exporting your trucksStop importing our trucks
>>534254527Ford, Chevy, and Dodge are all shit lol. Hilarious watching corporate brand loyalist debate over their dogshit of choice.
I live in the US and I am sick of giant trucks. I was crossing the street yesterday some 7 foot tall lifted truck (completely shiny and clean of course, not an actual work vehicle) just rolled into the pedestrian crossing in front of me under its own gravity because the driver was playing with his phone and not paying attention to his 3 ton tonka toy.Like if you want to drive something that size fine, but make people get a commercial license. Actual commercial drivers drive much bigger vehicles but with very few exceptions they drive carefully because they're unable to make a living if they don't. Truckfags on the other hand are a menace to everyone else that uses the road.
>>534256031Every brand has it's issues. Ask the man you pay to service your shit faggot. Dodge is easily the worst of the three up until lately. They are finally fixing some of their shit.
This is literally all you need
>>534255957american minds cant comprehend that white kids getting mass killed by cars isnt normal or that you need to get interest raped for a car or never leave the house
>>534255272You seem to live under the idea that the USA has all its land distributed evenly and that the average American is a landowner farmer instead of a city dweller. People in suburbs own their house, but they don't also own acres of land for farming. The percentage of Americans that are farmers is 2% of the population. Your nation has most of its land owned by a small number of people, and the majority of people don't own vast swathes of land. Europe is more urbanized and on average has smaller roads and streets, but it's not that more urbanized than America. Again you have a distorted image of the average modern American as yeoman landowners.
Fun fact.You are more likely to die in a car accident in America than in India due to retard cars and shitty drivers.
>>534248199>fuck carsfuck faggotsif i could buy a taco i would
>>534256182I work on my own shit. I drive Japanese so it's rare lol. The most rotted out shit I see on the daily are Chevy's which rot worse than Nissan somehow. But Ford and Dodge are both shit too.
>>534256358This is as believable as their rape numbers you retarded nigger.
>>534256204ITS A UTE MATE! OI!!
>>534256204If we could fucking buy them. >>534256217No I don't under that idea, you dumb stupid fuck. I have traveled all over the US in my life. Most suburbs are sitting at a 1/4 acre lot (less for new construction) and I clearly posted about interior square footage you stupid fuck, not about the ability of the average American to farm. Quit moving goalpost because you are losing an internet argument.
>>534249213you get a % of the profit from it since i assume its on your several acre property
>>534256670>live* under that idea>>534256471I own two Toyota land cruisers and honestly my super duties are much heavier duty trucks and I prefer them. Modern Toyota is also turning into dogshit.
>>534255360Aww, did the open-back truck faggot get called out for not understanding words?Don't worry, your favorite nigger will be on the field this weekend to cheer you up.
>>534256783>t.Sorry I called you a "faggot yuppie" anon, I see that it hurt you now.
>>534248199MPG is inversely proportional to testosterone levels, cuck
>>534256670Look buddy, having a living space that's on average slightly bigger than that of the equivalent European living space isn't the crux of the argument. You are being disingenuous in the start of the conversation since you present a picture that the average American lives like some kind of god, basking in opulence with his giant acres of land, while the average European is a landless serf. You are not that different overall you retard that was my original point.
>>534250887lollmaoyou are a delusional faggot and retard
tiny roads because most European cities grew out of tiny villages - buildings already there so can't widen road for giant American trucks ... so when an American truck comes along it screams "I'm a stupid fuck because because I didn't consider the reality of the roads here where I actually am"
>>534248199>oh no a Ford Ranger with a scary grille!Real Europeans don't complain about cool vehicles, but the castrated smug borderline-poverty city-dwellers like to protest a non-political issue that they've been told makes them virtuous.
This is what LA Bros driveAge 23 with a GT3 RSCayenne GTS for daily use
>>534248590>The better question is why certain so-called Americans hate pickup trucks, and that's a completely different answer entirely.Because truck drivers act like niggers!They're fucking asshats that use them as a status symbol because they're too poor to get a sports car. They ride your ass on the highway because they're impotent boomer-minded dickwads with main character syndrome. "Oh, this guy's going only 10 miles over the speed limit? Better ride their ass and merge without a signal." And a lot of those faggots take some perfectly fine, functional, and admittedly beautiful vehicle and make them impractical and shitty. 99% of the time someone high-rises a truck, there is no reason for it, and it's actually detrimental to any gay LARP reason you could think of for buying a truck. Then there's the ones that fuck with their exhaust just to make their trucks louder. There's literally no reason at all for that other than to be obnoxious, but they do it just to make their neighborhoods a little worse. Nobody wants to hear that shit you overcompensating manchild. That's actual nigger behavior. They actively choose to be a problem for everyone around them just to overcompensate for their otherwise niggerish lives.
>>534256895>double the size is only "slightly bigger" I refuse to have a conversation with someone who is being dishonest and arguing in bad faith. >American lives like some kind of god, basking in opulence with his giant acres of land, while the average European is a landless serfShow me where I said that. And you call me disingenuous? Go fuck yourself.
>>534257223The coal rollers are the worst. They deserve the rope. At least if it's done intentionally that is.
>>534248199>/R FUCKCARSI asked AI to summarize the type of person who posts in this. It says to told me its a subreddit full of people, mostly under 25, who just can't afford cars, mainly because they are delinquent on student debt
>>534254782
>>534248590Vans are more practical, take more load, and even a 2.5L engine is enough to tow tons, you don't need a V10.We also don't have niggers, for the most part, hence living in condensed communities and driving small vehicles is preferable.Most of us prefer station wagons for personal cars, although medium SUVs are becoming popular.
>>534257496You are NiggersEveryone hates you guysYou are all over even Redneck states stealing and scammingOnly Albanians are worse
>>534251208We literally ask for this all the time, yet your politicians won't let go.
>>534256820Your failure to comprehend the English language tells me more than your butthurt name calling ever could.I think I hear your shitty lifted RAM being towed from outside your cuck apartment, anon.
>>534257476Not really a fan of the rims, but i like the stance. Good rake
the future is either being killed by a soccer mom in a lifted truck watching tiktoks, or a nigger on a 100 pound e-bike ramming you at 30mph on the sidewalk.
>>534257297You implied it. And please provide me with a source that the average Americans living quarters are twice as big as the average Europeans.
>>534248199Whats the point of owning an oversized pickup truck in urban Europe? Just because you like it? Lol
>>534257657Anon I called you a weak effeminate pussy faggot yuppie because you have never seen either of those trucks IRL, underneath them, inside the engine bay, etc and all you can do is keep playing semantics. And you are doing this out of ego precisely because I called you a weak effeminate pussy faggot yuppie.
>>534248199> why does the world hate our gas guzzlers.> lol, you should be born with more gasfuck rolling coalfuck american cars
>>534248590>require a truckyou niggers NEVER require a truck, you just play pretend as manlets lmao
>>534253295freedom to be cucked, I assume
>>534257798Ok, but I expect an apology and for you to admit you were wrong after you read it.https://mises.org/power-market/americans-have-much-more-living-space-europeans
>>534248199I see a lot more pickup trucks in my city one guy drives Ford in my neighborhood
>>534257767This is a great color for it, i would get it in this green
>>534257469>AIanyone who actuelly listens to ai is a genuine retardits as legitimate as any fentheadzombies rambling, do not listen or engage with a.i
>>534257609>capitalizes niggersJesus Christ, you fucking nigger worshippers.
>>534248590And how many of those actually use their pick ups for anything? With 90% of Pick Up buyers the only times they "needed" a that truck was when they needed to transport their new 70 inch TV and to transport a Christmas Tree once a year.You don't need a pickup for that. A station wagon easily does both of those jobs.
>>534257858>gets called a faggot because he does performative attention displays for men of big truck with sportsball bumper stickers>cries>calls me a faggot because I don't work at Jiffy Lube like he doesPottery.
>>534253771>N-NO U
>>534249768Yep you are right. Checked out 2026 F150 reviews. V8 model does 16mpg in the city. Or 14.7L/100km
>>534258640Literally already posted what I do itt bud. It ain't jiffy lube. Why are you so upset that I called you what you are? Be proud of being a faggot yuppie anon, it defines you!
>>534258108OK I admit that. But I will still maintain that European living standards aren't as bad as you made them seem.
>>534249889Holy shit that pickup truck has zero fucking space. Even my station wagon with rear seats folded down can carry more stuff. THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED A V8 FOR?????
>>534258205Lets end with a roadrunner, a work of art.
that's an australian truck though
>>534249647The other is being a commercial farmer which is becoming increasingly disgraced as a career option nowadays, hands are tied
>>534253970I'm sitting in a eurovan right now.Mine fucking sucks on the interstate and in the snow. It's a dodge promaster which is especially shitty because fwd and fiat build quality.>>534254129This will be my new ride in a couple months and I couldn't be happier.
>>534258798Take it easy Linkola. Start worrying about my V8 after we're finished with bigger fish to fry. Talk to me after the jews have been defeated.
>>534249919Bigger than Jabba the hutt
It's only the height of an actual truck and still allowed to be driven with a normal car licence.Must be a manlet driving that to compensate for a lot of things.
>>534257223This I fucking hate truck drivers. They’re braindead fucking morons who believe masculinity is driving a fucking pick up and if I see another fucking cosplaying wannabe cowboy I’m going to snap.t. Montanan
>>534249921I bet u get a lot of pussy
>>534249921>Riding a bike to the store for shoppingLmao what a faggot