https://archive.md/uNZv>Budget 2026: Taxman Jim Chalmers targets trusts for minimum levyhttps://archive.md/u4Djm>a budget for fairness – or simply sparking an intergenerational war?https://archive.md/XM5au>Alice Springs braces for more violence amid ‘payback’ fears over Kumanjayi Little Baby’s murder
sometimes i feel like an itasha just by being alive
>>534257442https://archive.md/27y3D>After tough start to second term as PM, Albanese ‘absolutely’ wants a thirdhttps://archive.md/arXBA>First look at the next-gen trains replacing Melbourne’s least reliable fleethttps://archive.md/Z9tKq>Why Trump is sending Australia a bargain-bin US ambassador
CATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>>534258121yep, youre literally me
>>534258391:3
>>534258391
real bake>>534259079>>534257442early riser poofter
>>534258353https://archive.md/315Oy>Vic’s Indigenous representative body to cost taxpayers almost $1bn over 10 yearshttps://archive.md/FqiyR>Australians overwhelmingly back extending fuel excise cut and electricity bill rebateshttps://archive.md/CkoNU>Libs bracing for a tough fight with One Nation in Nepean to retain blue-ribbon seat
>>534257442kumanjayi little baby outrage leads to debadging a state passat the taxpayer will be covering the costs of the rebadgethis demonstrating will be expensive and it doesn't get bettershe lied
Just bring out the pedophile ya white dogs and we can put an end to this madness.
>>534261065Why are the cops hiding their faces?
>Albanese says Australia will have ‘private’ discussions with US about Strait of Hormuz plan
>>534258353>Albanese ‘absolutely’ wants a thirdaustralia is already fucked enough. not that there is any good option. greens are communists, labor are champagne socialists and zionists, and all the other parties are 100% zionist funded and captured by the jewish lobby. >>534261773probably so the violent paedophiles attacking them don't find where they live.
Alice springs is so violent because it's all just coon niggers
>>534261773Because they're protecting a pedophile.
>>534262051>the only pedo abo in NTi know you're baiting but just for other anons, all of the ones who bashed him have likely sexually abused at least 2 children. here is a case where a 14 year old was raped by multiple members of her family from her grandfather to her cousins and brothershttps://www.queenslandjudgments.com.au/caselaw/qdcpr/2023/110/this is very common practice.
>>534258616
New masters of universe trailer looks dope, but man at arms is black now.
>https://youtu.be/R7eXljg_INwDoes Mr Shanks have a homosexual obsession with the former deputy premier of nsw?
>>534262389What does that have to do with getting this one particular child raping killer?Are you the reddit pedo from yesterday? The reason there's so many abo pedos is because you're interfering with mob justice.
>>534257442based real threadglowzart on suicide watch>>534259691sauce if anyone wants ithttps://www.instagram.com/reality.revolt/reel/DXonzVDEqSS/
>>534262710>Does Mr Shanks have a homosexual obsessionyes
>>534262783>The reason there's so many abo pedos is because you're interfering with mob justice.kek. that's a funny one. i support killing all paedophiles. that would be a genocide of mob, though.
>>534262934so?
>>534263252looks like mob on country
>>534257442Railed a cute twink last night that looks exactly like this
Feds, do you not have the stomach for what is the best solution? It is entirely conceivable that a man bashed to sleep by 400 people would days later suffer a blood clot to the brain and code out. A small bore syringe of insulin under the toe nail would be easily missed by the coroner. Besides a small chain of command, prison transport officers and a couple medical staff, no one would question 2 feds needing to question the subject, or pulling over a transport and the cargo arrives spoiled. You could avoid the racial fires of mob justice and white law, they simply got their justice he never survived their assualt. Run it up. He raped and murdered a five year old. Save us taxpayers 35M. A sanctioned erasure is legal for national security, this powder keg is a matter of national security, because the mob bays for blood and you've already seen the fallout in the riot, it could spread. Ultimately this is just a policy suggestion and the matter is in your capable hands, cheerio fellas.https://youtu.be/yT9iN7sExKc?si=VEj0PCSJoA9x4HVu
what's this Lore justice bullshit i keep seeing all the faggots on fb peddling?
>>534257442Yesterday I saw a woman at the shops with no underwear. Later in the day I saw a teenage girl with no underwear. The day before I saw an old woman going out of her way to tell female "authorised officer" at the train station how brilliant and wonderful they are and how she thinks they should be in every classroom.
I'm voting Steph Hunter
looks like glowzarts troon squad is out in force this morning>>534263940meth. not even once
>>534263992I'm voting for old mate Mick the tourist host.
>I'm voting Steph Hunterhttps://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/text/%20I%27m%20voting%20Steph%20Hunter/country/AU/filter/text/>352 results.spam bot never gets old
>>534264094Trooning is the future
>>534259691It would be so much less retarded if you absolute tackles retards weren't pushing it so ineffectively. Remember, the truth, or what you want believed as the truth, has to sell itself. All you retards are doing is, Oh wait, poisoning the well. Nice job.
What’s for breakfast?
>>534264768A hot load of cum
>>534264609No one is pushing anything, dumb fuck leaf.
>>534264768Do you ever wash anything in your house?I'm going to soak a tortilla in egg and fry it in beef tallow.
>>534261800i am sure he has great negotiating skills and will be very persuasive
>>534264768A lamb chop and a banana pancake bread thing i made.
>>534257442
Can I walk with a megaphone to Fairfield Markets and say that it's the Jews?
>>534262389>the stolen generation>the rescued generationI wish normalfags knew
>>534264525Those are some big titties
We should deploy Baker Boy to Alice SpringsHe’s a great guyAustralianAboriginal
>>534265272
>>534264768lines of speed and a dare double espresso as a proud Ngurramunugurawatti man I'd like to welcome everyone to country
>>534265571He's a BBC boy
>>534265272there isn't much point. you can show them the truth of it, but they'd have to break their regular programming to accept it.
>>534265170of course you can
>>534265893How quickly will the polizei get onto me from Prairiewood?
>>534265750>but they'd have to break their regular programming to accept it.correct. speaking of whichhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czBvLB-DwY>THIS IS YOU
>>534265734Sickening embarrassing display
>>534265969from Austria?the Australian Federal Police would definitely stop you several minutes after demonstrating
Nepean by-election todayOn One Nation, I've said it earlier but now it's become even clearer, Pauline needs tard wrangler that will keep her away from the public as much as possible. The party needs to disassociate from (((influencers))).Avi and his goblin jeetslave Rukshan are blatantly out there well poisoning and speaking on behalf of the party, reframing the party's popularity as some anti-nazi pro-Israel thing rather than jeet hatred. Monica Smit and her army of retards are injecting their wacky "believe all conspiracies" shit. Now I see hat Heston Russell has relocated to Victoria specifically to also inject himself into One NationIt's not going to end well if they remain this loose and easy to infiltrate. They need to stay on message (anti-immigration) and be as boring possible until election
Kek 1440 minutes in a day Doesn’t a nang last 3 minutes? I know you can double load, but that takes time.Do blown out zoomer roasties just sit around with a cpap mask and a tank and huff nitrous all day?
>>534266653>Doesn’t a nang last 3 minutes?nah, it's about 30 seconds at best. also depends on how she was taking them. i used to put 2-3 canisters per balloon. if you huff it in and out without breathing other than the air you're recycling, it hits very hard. she probably just filled a balloon and sucked it in then went back to breathing like normal. there's no chance you can bang multiple nangs in a balloon and do it back to back all day.
>>534264094During the week I saw many grannies with tattoos as well.
>>534267064You can get 20 in a black plastic bin liner.
>>534267462society is done. it unironically ogreget yourself a gun and protect your family.all the 'ironic' troon posters and antifa faggots in these threads will not play by your rules
>>534267523that is not very useable anon. i'm sure you could fill an inflatable bed with enough canisters if you had the urge, how are you going to take a decent hit?
>>534267700install an elaborate valve mechanism onto your black plastic garbage bag
>>534264768Leftover pizza.
>>534267593There's no way I could get a gun licence and my family thinks im crazy anyway. Im not concerned about those faggots in real life.
>>534266653>nanged...
>>534267859well if you are not in a state of primal unease at this point, you never will be.i have watched everyone i know descend into degeneracy and trying to pull me with them, except my close family, and only half of them are aware of how bad things really are. the other half just go along to get along.its really sad, all the potential in the brightest people i know, just thrown around like rag dolls by jewish programming and have become mere husks of who they once were. they only live on through me, and i wont die or spiral without one hell of a fight.
>>534268262what do you mean descend into degeneracy?
>>534265638>dare double espressoI had one of these yesterday, fuck they are sickly sweet. Anyway I honestly have no idea what to do on weekends anymore. I don't even have a clue why I still come to the internet. I just sit here clicking random shit until I am hungry for my next meal. I am a complete waste of time.
>>534267835AKA a soda siphon lid.
>>534268329methed up, drugged up, alchoholics, daughter has capped her earning potential for the rest of her life tatted to the shithouse.everything anon described seeing while he was out and about. that is everyone i knowmy best mate has been conservative for like 3 months since faceberg decided to allow Poorline to pass the social acceptability test. and he just doesnt get it, doesnt get the stakes.he wants to get full body tattoos of fucking Lego and Commodore 64 and shit. i thought he was pulling my leg, but no, he is serious. all his kids are thieves and crims and tatted to the shithouse. he keeps getting thrown around by the system, locked up for DV where he did nothing wrong. and still spouts lines like "Hate Speech" when i try to explain things to him and how he did nothing wrong.its done. it ogre.
>>534268262>well if you are not in a state of primal unease at this point, you never will be.I have been since covid. I might see my family once per year. A few months ago I burned the bridge of my last very occasional social connection. I havent been "out" socially since before covid. I haven't had any social interaction outside of work this year.
why is everyone calling her coonandjammy little baby or whatever it is?that's not actually her name is it?
>>534263917to my understanding it's basically just letting the coons sort themselves out instead of going through the courts
>>534268386>waiting for the next mealthat is a prisoner tier state of being go to the car scrap yard and buy a 12v ciggie plug
>>534268604So is it over?I didn't know it was this bad.I'd read comments online that meth was in some Australian towns but I thought it was only in small spots, like a few 'dodgy' locations. I'm totally out of connection to what is happening in Aus.
>>534257442Photo of police territory support group operators during the Alice Springs riot. Sharp racial divide, 99%+ white police, medics, firemen, etc protecting a hospital and an alleged rapist from a mob of aboriginals.
>>534269210See, if the hospital et al would have been untouched, I would have been on the side of the chimps. But it wouldn't, would it. They would go in, tear EVERYTHING the fuck up, and probably even miss the pedo chimp. This is the problem. They aren't motivated by their claim of what they're motivated by, they just destroy randomly in the direction of their alleged motivation because they're chimps that can't do any better. Just open fire.
>>534269042>So is it over?i think so. at least from my perspective. the only cunt i know that seems untouched by all this shit is my mate on DSP. he is out of touch on everything and it has only done him good.he lives in a set of flats that is basically a crack den, so he does dabble in all the drugs, but hasn't succumbed to the meth yet. and is a pokies freak, but is the most stable least degenerate person i know.he just likes to talk about video games and shit from 20 years ago.kind of stuck in a time. its frustrating that he doesnt know anything that has happened in society for the last 20 years, but relaxing that he isnt caught up in it all. but its just a matter of time because of his environment.he is super white, i would say whiter than i am, at least in his outlook. he understands why i am like i am and just accepts it and even says things like "thats just being white". he gets it on an intrinsic level, and it might be the only thing that gets him through all this. he has never heard the term "hate speech" he wouldn't know what it means.we are having a few drinks later today, last weekend he was explaining to me how only drinking after 12 is a white thing. i was taken back with pride.the biggest 'failure' in my friend group from childhood, is going to last longer than anyone else. its funny how life works like that.
>>534264768
>>534269773The way you cut your bread into little pieces like that. Do you sodomize your arsehole as well?
>>534269894No that’s gay. I just have autism. 4 rectangles for each egg.
>>534269773There a butter shortage in Oz, m8?
>>534264768Crumpets were half price so that and some hobby-farmed honey
>>534269969I put more on. Looks a bit dry aye bro
>>534269969cher bro just had a family feast for breakfast, only one tho cause I'm trying to watch my weight.
>>534269966>4 rectangles for each egg.you did nothing wrong
>>534270101They fucked with the coleslaw something like 10 years ago. Made it tasteless and starchy. Used to love that shit. A mouthful of coleslaw and a few extra chicken salted chips - incredible.I try to steer clear of slop these days. I now eat like one of the fags I used to rip into back in he day, but for the right reasons, not airy fairy gay reasons.
Anyone got any spare petty for the commo?
>>534269966I'm not trying to disrupt your autism but have you tried putting the egg upside down on your bread and letting the hot sticky yoke run down your mouth?>>534270252Slop is giving millennials the same arse cancer fags get.
>>534270342>egg upside down on your breadI kneel to your brilliance.
>>534269042>meth was in some Australian townsIts been everywhere for at least a decade.
>>534269773>runny yolk
>>534260753>>534261065This is the only time I agree with abos rioting. Let them have the cunt and let them tear him apart. The justice system is fucked everywhere. I guarantee the judge that him out was some whit liberal cunt with a saviour complex.
>>534269773Looks good. Should I put an runny egg on my burger for lunch or not?
>>534269894I assume he likes to mop with his bread
>>534270479what the fuck is wrong with you, you freak.>>534270470Like baccy now the cops were confiscating it and then selling it back to their distributors.>>534270541We have a serious issue with pedophile judges in this country.
>>534270342>>534100371you are so new you don't know how Bradley got himself doxxed?
>>534270342Is that a coffee? Also related, what is a good coffee from the supermarket these days. I was getting the ground stuff from Aldi which was ok in my little plunger, but kind of want to explore something different, even open to going back to instant.
>>534270602Cook your food its not fucking hard>Steak must be a minimum of medium well or well done>Even an a ml of egg yolk and its back to the kitchen or a full refund
>>534270470just how bad though?I'm asking because I don't knowAre most aussie gen x, millennials, and gen z in some form of drug addiction?are normies openly talking about doing meth and inviting their normie friends to do it too? I'm out of the loop on what it's like in Australia for most people
>>534270546Why the fuck not. Make a lot burger while you’re at it. Just got to find good buns that can handle the bulk.
>>534270722>Are most aussie gen x, millennials, and gen z in some form of drug addiction?>are normies openly talking about doing meth and inviting their normie friends to do it too?yes. its really bad, anon.the State won't do anything about it. they are far too busy having royal commissions to make sure Goyim dont say mean things about the handful of jews in this country.
>>534270623I do not know how Bradley got himself doxed.Care to tell me?>>534270652I just get picrel but I'm a DSP pensioner so I look for the cheapest with the exception of international roast, that shit is undrinkable.
>>534258391>>534258548>>534258616Thanks guys, my toddler loved those.
>>534270479WTF is wrong with you? Runny yolk is the ONLY way to eat eggs. Natures sauce.
>>534270896>Care to tell me?get fucked poor nigger. look through the archives yourself.
>>534271005Australia was not a country until the white man arrived.
>>534271128opinion discarded.
>>534270896Is this similar to better/worse than blend43?
>>534270722Why aren't you lurking?
>>534271199Nescafe is better but double the price per/100g.
>>534270479I get it. But we're a rare breed.
>>534271168The land did not exist? Country means "land beside", not nation or government.
The English word country is derived from Latin contra, which means “against” or “on the opposite side.” In Medieval Latin the noun contrata was formed from contra. Contrata was literally “that which is situated opposite the beholder.” But that which is opposite the beholder is just what he or she sees. So contrata meant “landscape.” It also came to mean “expanse of land, region.”
>>534271427>>534271567shut the fuck up encylopedia-autistica.
>>534271603So you meant government or nation, which are different words.
>>534271693I mean the white mans definition of country."a distinct area of land with defined borders, a government, and a population, often recognized as a sovereign state or nation"I don't speak coon.
>>534271427https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/countryKill yourself on livestream any time you nigger worshipping tactically nihilistic mutt faggot.
>>534271751That's a nation
an indefinite usually extended expanse of land
>>534271427Unless theres a flag on it, its not a country. By your logic no nation that exists today belongs to the land its a part of. Checkmate kike. Maybe give up israel and give it back to the sand niggers, or better yet the British? LOL
an area of land that forms an independent political unit with its own government; a nation considered esp. as a place:
>>534272002Can you handle the dict?"the territory of an independent nation"
>>534263252Albanese's "new Australians" should be sent to Alice Springs
>>534272098>Unless theres a flag on it, its not a country.That's not true. It's the opposite. Countries existed before nations and governments. God makes people and countries, people make nations and governments.
That wasn't very cool of you saar
>>534265734He's so cringe
how many pushups will i need to do in the revolution?
>>534272420Aboriginals are nomads, they had no concept of country or land until money got involved.
>>534272386a lot of those born in England there are Indians anyway>move to England>have baby there>move to Aus>baby is English born>>534272552kill yourself dsp retard.
He is right you know!
>>534272377A country can also be indeterminate of government, partial or no government. Anarchy or lack of government does not make a Country cease to exist.
>>534272585Part 2 - Tony Burke things a pajeet is smarter than you!
>>534272637Thinks*OH LAWDY he is such a traitor.
>>534272579And NZ moreso. NZ is just a stepping stone to get into Australia.
>>534272637They don't believe a word they're saying, it's just a rhetorical domination of the slaves they hate by lying to their faces and blaming them for their problems.
>>534272725Completely dodges the question! Basically says FUCK YO DEMOCRACY, ITS GOOD FOR YOU AND YOU WILL LOVE JEETS!
>>534272579>kill yourself dsp retard.You know speaking of the archives I've notice you throw a fit when your attempt to thread split gets archived just like that anon that used to post pizza in aus/pol/ threads when his split would fail.Come to think of it you are the same.
>>534272637Yep he tried to blame the bondi shooting on right wing extremsim. Him and albanese never uttered the words 'Islamic extremsim'. They wouldn't dare because they know who their voting base is.
>>5342728860% chance you can link to the last thread i baked without me posting the pic from it.
>>534272907extremism
Surprised this place has been so quiet on stacia's bf getting arrested for rape
>>534272552That doesn't matter. That's completely irrelevant to the meaning of the word. Legally and morally it's also wrong. For example, children have no concept of many horrible, horrible crimes. You suggest you can take advantage of their ignorance.
It's wrong if you know it's wrong.
>>534273010They could at least find an aboriginal to do it
>>534273070It was the top link in yesterday afternoons archive thread.
>>534273146>>534273180>sees money can be traded for alcohol and petty>owns or produces nothing of value>"muh land, muh sacred rocks">gets given money>suddenly "fuck muh land">buys some alcohol and pettyWhite people bad.
>>534272420>That's not true. It's the opposite.Yeah its not BUT if thats your logic then technically israel does belong to the arabs. >God makes people and countriesBUAHAHAHAH kike confirmed. God hates you people. Hypocrisy isn't ok when you do it. Australia belongs to Australians and only white people can be Australia. Same with Canada, the USA, New Zealand, Rhodesia and South Africa. Not to mention all of Europe.
>>534271208lurking what? or lurking where?I'm not sure what you meant
>>534273505Like I said it's wrong if you know it's wrong. In the UK, Pakistanis ply underage children with alcohol and drugs, before raping them. These children are usually poor or lower class. They don't own or produce anything of value. Not that it matters. When they grow up and understand, they will be aggrieved and will seek justice. That is their right.
>>534274205You're a jeet using a US vpn aren't you.
>>534273847God makes countries and peoples, people make nations and governments.1. Countries2. Peoples3. Nations4. Governments1>2>3>4
A country can also change its people. It can transform them. It can mutate them. Over thousands of years, Australians will get darker and darker, until they end up looking like ... that's right! Aboriginals!!!
Anyway...
why are americans so compliant?>>534275298
This reddit nigger newfag is desperate for attention
>>534276231which one? they're everywhere.
>>534275415Are you the same faggot who's been making those posts about "sharting" all day?
>>534276330The one who doesn't know the bradley lore and who drinks from.a measuring jug
>>534276400nope but i sharted a week ago
>>534276400Let the Americans SHARTIT is the FREEDOM to do soYou have no IDEA how much blood was spilled to allow an ALL AMERICAN MAN to drop his dacks and SHART VIOLENTLY in ANY DAMN WALMART AISLE HE CHOOSES You, my fellow Aussie, have NOT YET TASTED FREEDOMTrue FREEDOM will SINGE YOUR NOSTRILS when you SMELL IT You're going to have to enjoy a daily Mcdonalds American Burger and Freedom Fries for 3 to 6 months until you TRULY UNDERSTAND the real TASTE AND SMELL of ABSOLUTE AMERICAN FREEDOM And one day, you too, will SHART Then you will truly understand the AMERICAN WAY
>>534270722Depends. In my social circle composed entirely of IT and white collar nerds there's no tats, gambling drugs or alcholism. I used to work on construction sites and man, the tradie boys have all the vices full on. These are the guys who are the most cashed up of the middle class.
>>534272725I see the phrase 'social cohesion' come up more and more with it being set in Australian law, so look forward to having cohesion rammed down your throats in the coming years.
VOTE1: GOAT-HERDER.
>>534277184You ever end up working with one of those useless roided up fucks that think they're all that but end up out of breath after 2 minutes cause their cardio and heart is fucked.
>>534277494that david speers dickhead from ABC the other night was disagreeing and trying to defame some dude who thought migrants from white, european, english speaking, christian countries integrate more easily into australia than chinese or indiansso it's already begun
>>534262710>>534262908>Bums.>He likes Bums.
>>534277631Yeah couple of those in the pool tiling and concreter bizz, those were the most fucked up.>>534277694I can't stand the ABC anymore, it's fucked. No-one in the media acknowledges the root causes of any of our shit and it's driving me crazy.
>>534278106>anymorelol, lmao.
>>534277494Social cohesion is a euphemism for cultural Bolshevism. That the government has the authority to dictate and enforce cultural programs on the public. Rousseau's bastard children, the whole Bolshevik movement. Achedemically the schizm after the French revolution between those who believed the citizens gave a mandate to government, which means a limited mandate, and the Bolsheviks who believed the government has a top down mandate to attack the public on any social issue which they are able to, a universal and thus globalist mandate. Sometimes you hear this expressed by the neo-libertarians as the "night watchman state", the government whos mandate only extends by consent, and only enforced it against foreign and subversive actors, vs. Globohomo. Golobohomo is synonymous with cultural Bolshevism, as is fabianism, and open democracy. Aka. Open to people who aren't citizens.
>>534278106It's bizarre to see so many Australians act as through they are personally involved or personally effected by events that only occur in the media. Dumbledoors army shit. Most commonly people who are deranged enough to think they have some personal influence in politics, through listening to the ABC and being outraged. It's like women who think they have a personal relationship with actors from TV shows, or who think they have a personal relationship with animals, or Jesus. I swear it's a mental disorder, an extreme form of projection.
>>534278106>it's driving me crazy.sameremoving the 30% of our population who are gooks and curries, imported in the last 15ish years and we go back to having almost no problems again
>>534266653So rather than being a normal 31 year old, getting a boyfriend and ((hopefully)) him becoming her husband and popping out as many kids as you both want together and living a peaceful enjoyable life together with savings, retirement investments and all the bits & bobs you need rather than want, she instead puts as many holes in her head as possible, puts on emo makeup and decides to huff nitrous which fucks up your lungs, brain & your body in general.what a moron.talk about a waste.
>>534278376We still have the jew
>>534278392and now she'll cost100k a year in NDIS and 32k a year in disabilityplus i don't even know how many womens charitiesagain funded by taxpayers
>>534278491i did say almost
About to go out on the brap up nebo
>>534268604>locked up for DV where he did nothing wrong.So he's a boong?>>534268695Abos are so fragile they can't hear dead people's names. >Within some Aboriginal groups, there is a strong tradition of not speaking the name of a dead person. It is believed that doing so will disturb their spirit. They may use a substitute name, such as ‘Kumanjayi’, ‘Kwementyaye’ or ‘Kunmanara’, in order to refer to the person who has died without using their name.>Photographs or depictions of a person who died may also be seen as a disturbance to their spirit. This is why some Aboriginal families will not have photographs of their loved ones after they die. Not all communities conform to this tradition, but it is still commonly observed in the Northern Territory in particular.https://www.funeralguide.co.uk/blog/death-around-the-world-australiaHer name was Sharon Granites.>>534269210As i said yesterday - by the looks of it most of the rioters were fat gins.
>>534265272This. The abo chimpout is because people are going to start seeing what’s happening in these communities and realise the problem with abos is abos. Then the spell breaks and the grift is over. It’s not the 90s anymore and when this is all over social media it will be too late. By this time next year there will be no more welcome to country and people will pretend they never supported it
>>534278392her vagina prob still works, time to step up and be a man.
>>534278392>>534278514So basically women get like on easy mode and if they fuck it up they get life on toddler mode.Still not happy.
>>534267064>balloonsevery cunt has a proper mask rig with massive canisters these days not a cracker with a balloon and a box of little whipped cream dealies btw
Somalian stabbed the paramedic. https://www.noticer.news/somalian-muslim-melbourne-paramedic-stabbing/
>>534279150>passively breating in nitrous>only breathing in nitrousthere is a difference, faggot.
Just come back from teh gunstore and they had fuck all guns. Fucking waste of time.
>>534278514she'll be one of the ones cut from the NDIS funding.she'll be lucky to still have her disability payment.>>534278985her vag might work, but she will be lucky to survive a pregnancy or a hard dicking down to make her pregnant in the first place.>>534278998first time you understand this?>first it's easy mode, if you fuck it up>perma handholding by the taxpayer, but you don't get to fuck her cause it's literally your job to pay her for living until you or she is dead, again you don't get to have the bedroom fun times unless you are the one she is allowing to dick her down which probably hasn't got a job either.
look at this fucking idiothttps://x.com/mattjcan/status/2050428386418500051
Am I the only one that used to blow up nangs with sparklers and alfoil instead of huffing them?
>>534279412just fill her up, she wasnt born disabled so kids might be viable.
>>534279412>she'll be one of the ones cut from the NDIS funding.she melted her fucking spinal cordthey're just taking a few autists and adhd normies off the NDISshe'll get NDIS til it collapsesand her disability pension til the government collapses
>>534279502i used film canistersput in nangfill up around with crushed sparklersput on lidpoke final sparkler through lidtape it all upFUCKIN BOOM
>>534279621I downloaded The Little Black Book of Mischief and it was in there.Crush up some sparklersput the dust, a bulb and a sparkler(as a wick) on a sheet of alfoilroll it upLight it and throw it in a wheelie bin.The NOS bulbs were louder than the soda bulbs but the soda bulbs were easier to get.
>nangsAnons please don't talk about nangs because I love nangs
Nangfags are fucking retarded, just burning off brain cells
>>534279314Why dont you just wrestle the croc with your bare hands like a real man.
>534280285>Abuses every drug under the sun>N-N-NANGS
>>534277184every IT and white collar nerd i know is addicted to their weed vape and gambling apps
>>534280467Low IQ degenerates burning brain cells, all of it, yes that includes alcohol Fuck your mediocrity
who here skips leg day at the gym?
>fall asleep for 40 minutes >what did I miss? >nangs
>>534278647fuck they're weird cunts
>be me>at chick's house>on her bed>we're friendsWhat do I do, 4chan?
>>534281100>I need to use your toilet>Obliterate her toilet, no flushingor>double decker the toilet
>>534281100If you're in this situation and on your phone instead of pashing it's already over cunt.
>>534278647>So he's a boong?nah sheila was a maori
>>534281100Ask>wanna see my cock?
>>534281100Watch Netflix and then fuck.
>>534280495>every IT and white collar nerd i know is addicted to their weed vape and gambling appsyeah weird, I guess I'm a social bubble, than. Me and another guy trade crypto and stocks but that's about it.
>>534281100Jam it in her turd cutter
>>534281230>>534281388>>534281407>>534281530>>534281636Don't you cunts start with a playfight or something?
>>534281636You are now aware that the phrases “pinching a loaf” and “cutting a turd” are due to American capitalist-zog culture in which you are only allowed a few minute bathroom break. Anything else is wage theft and this dates back to the early 1900s.Couldn’t even take a full shit in America.
>>534281854These threads are infested by zoomer nigger reddit filth.
What are the chances of the 3 most prolific posters in Aus/Pol who have all used americanised spelling rather than UK/Aus spelling aren't the same person?Zero id say Shit thread !Australian have been range banned from making thread since brentan tarrant went off in enn zid.
>>534282485I'm Australian. I'm trying to sus out just chicks in general. I'm not thin enough to have them come to me organically.
>>534282485>Most prolific posters in Aus/pol/The single cunt who has a fit at skatepark pedo / has a whinge at discord zoomers / glowzart meltdownBradley posting discord tranniesThread splitters(You)
>>534282485I am also Australian, people use american spelling because they're on the web a lot and that is more common than the UK spelling. Have a jeet for your efforts friend.
>>534282485Merkinised spelling is often a sign of zoomies - it's because they were raised on tiktok and shit.t. en_GB (or preferably en_AU if they have it) all fucken day cunt.
>>534281854zoomers and 90s born queers use the Americanised phrases and spelling.
>>534282735>i'm just pretending to be a retarded zoomer
>>534282799Whats wrong? You do not like jeets?
>>534282735You're a reddit nigger not a real person
>>534282682Will I just leave then?
>>534282682>posts my OCcheersyou forgot>faggot with no pattern recognition or standards and thinks public toilet stall graffiti is a substitute for aus/pol/ (You)
>>534282485>can’t even zero effort bakeTelstra chads keep winning
>>534282889I am a real boy, now bow down to the JEET's and make sure to thank a local JEET for replacing you.
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>>534282895It's all so tiresome.
>>534282485No we haven't.Most Aussies tend to avoid aus/pol/ because for literal decades it's been a couple of schizos and commies, with extremely low quality discussion.You are far more likely to get higher quality political discussion about this country during Australian primetime hours on literally any other board.
>>534283090>reddit poster 31 has entered the thread
>>534283090That's true, this place won't even admit that JEETs are taking over. Aus/pol/ is over.
boongs
>>534283090>literal decadesPls read your manual again
nepean status lads?
>>534281407It's toi time, nigger.
>>534277565>VOTE1: GOAT-HERDER.the bull dyke? be a better candidate than what we have in power currently.just have to get it to shut up about it's 'masculinity' and she might get some work done
>>534279290I wonder if we could adapt those screw in a light bulb jokes to somalis?Also. Anyone know what happens if you renounce citizenship with a hecs debt? Do they write it off or just try to bill you?
>>534283952i bought it on himself, no doubt there. she beat the shit out of him, but the system being what it is, seen it as assault on her because thats how it works
this is (the) welcome to country
go out on country (walks) with (the) mob
can't find the rama rama part but the rest is essentially the Uluru statement spoken in broken abo
She and I are about to watch a movie. What are the possibilities?She's taken the single seater couch and I'm on the double. That's not really indicative of rooting.What's the plan here, Chads of aus/pol?
>>534284901I dont like this story
>>534284901initiate groping
>>534284901put on some red shoes.
>>534284901you go sit on the arm of the chairthen do a pretend yawnthrow an arm aroundand look innocentshe'll piss herself then fuck you
>>534285076this is the only correct answer so farthe adorable retard card works and how i used to get laid when i was young. now i am syndical and bitter, so i cant pull it off anymore. i know too much
Sportsball fuckwit - is this cunt supposed to look as gay as he does?Is it a psyche out?>I might finger you up the bum in the scrum!
>>534285171is he wearing mascara or some shit? what the fuck is wrong with zoomers.i have thick eyelashes for a dude, but god damn man thats fucked
>>534285171>"I painted my nails special like">"In case I'm feeling romantic on the field">"Best way to get a finger up the bum is if I throw the ball at you then tackle you, put it right up the bum then take the ball away from you">"I score by scoring, and scoring"
>>534285209Dude has painted finger nails and thats all you say? FUCKING DUMB NIGGER FUCK YOU CUNT ILL GLASS YA! FUCK YOU!
>>534285327didnt even see the nails. kek. i subconsciously assumed it was bruising or some shit. also, black on black in the frame.compared to the other phenotypical indicators, the fingerpaint almost isn't even a factor. it's like 3% of the total gayness exhibited there
>>534285408Yer nah sick his black painted finger up ya fucking ass CUNT!
>>534285280>Posting madi gra selfiesBreh spoiler that shit
Yamagachi san
>>534285458calm down, SAAR. you've had enough curry today i think
>>534285209>>534285280As soon as tackle you as fondle your balls.
>>534285539AUS/pol/ IS NOT BROWN ENOUGH!
>ex texts me after not seeing her for 6 weeks>do you want to chill anonwhat did she mean by this?
>>534285745Shes fertile in her cycle and she wants to fuck you, she failed to get with another man or maybe she fucked a few and is ready to return to the nest.
>>534285745Chad pumped and dumped her.
>>534285745Dont do it[spoiler] I miss my ex its been 6 years since I last spoke to her and I think about her nearly every day [/spoiler]
>>534285850she is out of her ovulation stage by now. i know her cycle. there is no nest to return to. i wouldn't even be seeing her messages if it weren't for some of her stuff being here still. >>534285880kill yourself DSP retard. >>534285886what is funny is that i haven't dreamt about her once. i still dream about my longest term gf every night.
>visit parents >they watching some episode of border force>they sent a young baby faced ukrainian home because they didn't believe this was a real vacation They just killed that guy. Idk how old the episode was but one guy mentioned the war.
>>534285886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScPVRLM-50&list=RDcScPVRLM-50&start_radio=1here is your theme song anon. Now capitulate.
Maybe he's jut 'quirky'?>>534285745Before you get your dick wet take a moment to a) Remember why you broke it off if you did - those reasons will still be there after post nut clarityb) Remember how hurt you felt if it was her that broke up - if she can do it once she can do it again c) and how many blokes/grills/whatever has she thrown a leg over in the last 6 weeks?
>>534285911Anon you do realize that womens cycles can change if they live with another women right? Their cycles go in sync and I imagine your ex is probably living with another bitch.
>>534285911Chad doesn't get ghosted for 6 weeks only beta bux nice guys do.
>>534286031>ghostedshe is messaging me, nigger. she has been the one wanting to hang out with me. >>534285958she doesn't live with a woman who has a cycle. and cycles don't change that quickly.>>534285929>how many blokes/grills/whateverprobably a few.
>>534285745>>534285911so what if she saw some new dick for a while? She came back for what she knows best. Let her know about the new sex schedule arrangement and what is sexpected from her before taking her back
>>534285745Don't answer it.Delete and block.You don't want someone else's sloppy seconds.They had your sloppy seconds.Don't piss in the same place you have already taken a dump in.You don't need to waste time repeating the same things and get to the same conclusion which ends up with her not seeing you for another 6 weeks or longer.
>>534286153>ex texts me after not seeing her for 6 weeks>do you want to chill anon100% the way you worded this sounded like you had not spoken at all in 6 weeks.All women try and do better and when that does not work out they fall back to the safe option aka (((YOU)))
>>534286230thanks anon. i was already leaning to not replying, that has settled it. just to note, she wants to see me. i didn't reach out to her. >>534286255Bradley has seen more action in the last 20 years than you. kill yourself.
why doesn't my ex want my number >>534286153
>>534284047>the bull dyke?Based goat-herding noticing anon.>post pics of my kids.
>>534286272>sniffing his sisters underwear dailyyeah I guess so.
>>534286337
>>534286422YJK
>>534285929he's so zesty. has he got a beard or "single"?
>>534286506a putrid combination of fermented faeces and bacterial vaginosis
>>534286422kek
>missed calls from exwho is baking the next thread?
>Kick out jimmy grants>guillotine landlords & polliesA best of both parties; give me your votes
>>534286811High effort bake here>>534286861>>>534286861>>534286861>>>534286861>>534286861>>>534286861
PROTIP: sovcit - whether you agree with how a copper is treating you, probably wiser to comply with the person who is holding a drawn weapon on you and has the legal justification to use it...>inb4 REEEE bootlicker etc...I'd say common sense really - compliance (without the edgy teenage rebelliousness) - stay out of jail & BONUS! DON'T GET TASERED!vs.be a mouthy cunt, don't follow clear directions stand firm on civil liberties (in the middle of the night in the middle of fucking nowhere..) - likely to get tasered and then detained.
>>534287050Forgot link - https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05-02/police-taser-device-reliance-misuse-concerns-four-corners/106628214Watch the vid, it's quite funny.
Been getting my boy pussy (bucci) bleached and drained today ready for a massive night of methed up butt sex
>>534287113the female pig was very useful.
>>534287113wtf.
>>534286876Real thread >>534287332
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>>534287348Reminder they tasered the old granny in the nursing home
>>534287400ok tbf she probably picked up a cop and started hulk smashing him into the ground.
fuck australia. faggot ass country. dumbass goyim
>>534284047Is the goat herder a diesel?
>>534279293you haven't used one i see, spacker fuckhead
>>534285171>I might finger you up the bum in the scrum!Wouldn't be the first timehttps://youtu.be/4pzUUgdGChs
>>534287771i don't need to use one. i already know my method is stronger than yours, zoomer faggot. not only are you just getting n20, you're getting no oxygen to replace/replenish. so the high is harder.
>>534263396I like to edge them then get on the bottom of the 69. Also no announcing when they finish
>>534288005Succ me dry beautiful
>>534287348>victim of sexual assault.JFC what is wrong with rapists these days.
