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>>534257493ty for the bread!
Drone danger in Moscow, Voronezh, Smolensk, Bryansk, Oryol, Tula, Belgorod, Nizhny Novgorod, Lipetsk, Ryazan regions, in the Kuban, in the so-called Donetsk region, Luhansk region, Kherson region, Zaporizhia and in Crimea.
Thanks baker, Z! TKD!
>>534257493Thanks for the bread.
Z
The Russian Embassy in Paris has had its bank cards blocked for paying for gasoline, Ambassador Alexey Meshkov said. The blocking was initiated by a Belgian bank, and an attempt to make a payment through a French bank also ended in failure.
>>534257651you can't take them home you know
>>534257643i think the winning status is not what they hoped for
>>534257487a fine idea and i got some but sadly we dont have belarus sgushenka anymore now its all ukrainian trash with a stolen design from the classic belorus can so suckers buy it thinking its the same qualitywhich is funny because recently hohols raised up a massive stink about some russian artist drawing a ukrainian SSR packet of salt on their art
Venice Biennale jury resigns amid controversy over Russia's involvementA week ago, the European Commission informed the organizers that they were suspending the financing of 2 million euros due to the appearance of the Russian pavilion at the exhibition. The Biennale responded by stating that it "rejects any form of exclusion or censorship of culture and art."
>>534257493Thank you for the bread, good to see you baking again
I am so full right now. That was quite a nice meal.Those white beans are quickly becoming my new favorite beans
>>534254259>>534253886any reason russia doesn't have more of these?
>>533267115STARVING SOLDIERS' SCANDAL ROCKS UKRAINIAN ARMY>While commanding officers worked to strengthen air defenses and protect frontline troops against drone strikes, they failed to communicate the reality on the ground to military leadership.>Ukraine's frontline soldiers are starved and forced to drink rainwater, according to reports. The army's General Staff removed an army commander and demoted another after pictures of emaciated infantrymen appeared online. The soldiers served in the 14th brigade. The General Staff said it was unaware of the brigade's issues with food supplies and confirmed it launched an investigation into the commanders' behavior. As for the soldiers affected, "as soon as the situation allows, they will be evacuated," >The Task Force said it's actively working to solve the problem, with additional supplies being immediately sent to the positions of the 14th brigade; it also urged other field commanders not to hide difficulties from central command.https://archive.md/htKCJ
>>534257800They should have brought some beans with them.Beans actually have some good aminoacids and very good macros
>>534257746Why they have niggers as their logos?
May 1st, and the snow hasn't melted yet>>534257765Try counting calories. and yes, the beans are meh. I don't like them.
>>534257746why would you want to join that sodomite jew globalist incrowd
For every attack, Ukraine suffers even worse. Ukraine is already short of manpower, money, and equipment. Every effort Ukraine makes is the dying throws of a country that will no longer exist. Pity upon the Ukrainian people that do not support this suicidal government.
>>534257888IS THAT?????
>>534257699>You can’t take them homeWatch me.
>>534257500checked and thanks for baking good evening and happy caturday eve chug. ive been lurking today and it seems that shill activity has massivly and "mysteriously" increased almost overnight... i wonder what this is about >>534256385>white beans, sausages, bacon and tomato paste.a the meal of champions, cheap, filling somewhat healthy if done right and simple. also good evening panamabro how is work? did bbq season start already? >>534256717see if you can find beef or venison goulash if youre tired of tushonka. also a question regarding the shills recently and in general ukraninefren. do they ever ask you why youre here and why you bake etc? i know that some of them a couple years back were really pissed at gosling anon. did something similar happen to you?
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>>534257493Yay Lil Cos!!!
>>534257765mine are brown beans, a staple here.
>>534257917izzat?
>>534257869>Beans actually have some good aminoacids and very good macrosyup :) all that inulin in the beans is supposed to be great for gut health too
>>534257888Booba
>>534218327>That's a huge improvement, anon! Hope flashing new firmware goes well.>Glad to see you posting a bit more. Is it already pretty nice and warm in Moscow or spring hasn't really gotten into the swing of things yet?It's still snowing in dark places in Moscow, somewhere around 7-9 in the evening. It's about 2-3 C in the morning.I installed the firmware on the engine.
>>534257800gahhh wrong pic! here's the right pic
>>534257992What the fuck is this language, anon?
>>534258014Good fiber
>>534258013Don't summon the subhuman please
>>534258117what this pizdabol yappin about
>>534258061I'm afraid that's Dutch
>>534257929KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE
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>>534257880>May 1st, and the snow hasn't melted yethmm if you dont like snow how much would hypothetically speaking be a flight to sochi or crimea(via krasnodar)? do people go on short/shorter trips in russia? >>534257992>>534257765white and red beans were always available here so i kinda grew tired of them but a couple years ago i found black beans which a smaller and more delicate that the ones i named. you should try them if you have them >>534258049>I installed the firmware on the engine.oi! so you already did the chip tuning? how is it do you feel any difference? how much did you pay?
>>534257493Obligatory.Reposter with digits sends the bakeslut to hell.
>>534257992We have several staple beans here.Black beans, red beans, pinto beans, havas, breakfast beans (they are very small), lentils, chiricano beans, porotos and "frijol de arbol" or "guandu". Those are the commonly eaten around here and then there are the others like garbanzo and other rarer beans.
>>534257972R
>>534258061the finest of Germanic languages, Dutch
>>534258229do you have a loicense foh dat knoif
>>534258333checked and pleasy dont bully our baker
>>534258369Maxspeak then. I approve.
>>534257888sexo sexoooo!!!!!!
>>534258410this is how we express our friendship. she also always tries to provoke me, I find it cute
>>534257667decline rusziggers from life
>>534257800>>534258059Seeing how projection is basically the last remaining trick that wectoid lügenpresse now uses, wonder if they'd double down on "putler's le stealthy mobilization" narrative now after the fact about hohols getting grabbed into vans right on the street articles slowly make their way even into most cheerleading of westoid medias now?
>>534257937The shop is still slow. Doing mostly stuff for the family right now. Taking a course on cnc during the nights.It's still summer but rains are starting right already (it always rains anyways), this year will be an el niño year, so it could rain a little less.
>>534258288I've seen them on occasion, never made them. I don't think they're from here.
>>534258333This but only with Venti baker
>>534258117The subhuman in question has a tendency of arriving whenever he wants.Might as well let him know he's a faggot
>>534258496youre brown bro relax
>>534258369>Germanic languagesDutch unironically sounds like English spoken by a German guy who doesn't know a lick of English except shit he's heard in movies and video games.
>>534258364E
>>534258578>here she goes projecting againanyhow, how was your week?
>>534258578He's not brown, i am.
>>534258288> hmm if you dont like snow how much would hypothetically speaking be a flight to sochi or crimea(via krasnodar)? do people go on short/shorter trips in russia? I was in Sochi in 2022. More precisely, in Sirius.> oi! so you already did the chip tuning? how is it do you feel any difference? how much did you pay?25 thousand rubles.If I knew how to upload a video here, I would have shown something, but in general, the car just became "normal". It seems that the power loss for the Russian market has greatly affected the ride experience. the car stopped thinking for almost a second if you sharply step on the gas before acceleration.
>>534258252Haven't you seen Prigozhin on that car?
>>534258721that's uncle Fester
>>534258338Garbanzos and Fabas are fantastic beans too, and so is every Spanish bean dish. Fabada Asturiana, Lentejas con Chorizo to name the most known. And there a certain Spanish brand, Litoral, that sells them canned as meals and it's a rare exception where canned food is very good.
I wonder why you need a whole bucket of mayonnaise.
>>534258387yes
>>534258878Why are Russian supermarkets full of food? NAFO told me that you guys were collapsing (for the 10th time now)
>>534258612Wat you wont me to kom over dere
>>534258886>laboratory-controlled stab tests
>>534258878for ruslop
>>534258878You wouldn't. Small businesses operating local eateries like shawarma places or whatever would.
>>534258878This is for small shops that sell sandwiches/sharma, etc.
>>534258996>we are having trouble maintaining a significant sample size
I helped my friends visit the cemetery today. Not a joke in this case.
>>534258878this is the shit I've seen in Dutch supermarketsfucking BUCKETS of mayonnaise, but try looking for a jar of Tatar sauce...
>>534258521>The shop is still slow.thats sad to hear but dont give up fren!!! >Taking a course on cnc during the nights.this is the right mindset to have glad youre pushing forward >It's still summer but rains are starting right already (it always rains anyways), this year will be an el niño year, so it could rain a little less.i know that you dont have the typical 4 seasons but youre still in the northern half of the globe arent the spring months somewhat cooler than lets say august? >>534258496ah i see. i keep defending him even if he keeps ignoring all my replies to him for whatever reason. maybe he thinks im someone else>>534258683>I was in Sochi in 2022. More precisely, in Sirius.how was it? and when were you there in spring or summer? was it expensive? did you post pictures of it here i think i remember it>25 thousand rubles.similar prices to here for these kind of programings >If I knew how to upload a video here, I would have shown something,dont catbox work for you? >but in general, the car just became "normal". It seems that the power loss for the Russian market has greatly affected the ride experience. the car stopped thinking for almost a second if you sharply step on the gas before acceleration.this makes sense the car and all systems in it were constructed with those numbers in mind from the beginning, also sometimes detuning a engine can cause harm to it in unexpected ways>>534258878looks like youre inside metro. do they still operate in russia?
>>534259148Please tell me it's a parody account...
Does CHUG think Russia will just allow the baltiapes to attack it and do nothing? how long can this go on?
le based and trad the ukraine
>>534258878Shawarma food trucks usually buy those buckets of mayo around Moscow and St. Peters.
>>534259163> looks like youre inside metro. do they still operate in russia?Yes.
>>534257522>Estonian
>>534259148>why do you persecute me so?
>>534259006Why are you calling a plate of salad as slop?
>>534258878you can drown hoholinas in it
Did zelensky plan anything for the 9th may?
>>534258878I would guess places like hotdog stands or restaurants.
>>534259222stop capitalizing DRINK you filter dodger
The one thing we can all agree on is that russian lives are worth NOTHINGHeil Hitler. Enjoy your victory parade. You sure did defeat the Nazis, lmfao
>>534259148oh hell no
>>534259010>>534259064>>534259234theres literally nothing wrong with buying a bucket of mayonnaise for home
>>534259156thats very nice of you your frens are lucky to have you as a fren >>534259267i see. some german cheese/dairy maker is still operational aswell but i forgot which one it was.
>>534258878Once I bought a smaller bucket of mayo for my church because there was a big cookout
>>534259156are your friends 80 yo
>>534259350hi mexibro havent seen you in a while hows it going?
>>534259148Fucking hell
>>534259450> i see. some german cheese/dairy maker is still operational aswell but i forgot which one it was.Globus chain is here too.
>>534259402>You sure did defeat the Nazis The Soviet red banner quite physically flew over the Reichstag Yes the Russians defeated the Nazis, the only Nazis left after were scientists who helped mainly the Soviets and America in the space race That’s it those were the last Nazis….Your banderite kosher neo Nazis are scum who dishonor the doctrine of national socialism/fascism
>>534259148Reminds me of putin when he proclaimed that he fights Satanist.
>>534258850We have some stores that bring Spanish foods but they are not the norm here though the essence of their dishes live within the local food, as it is with most countries in the region for obvious reasons.
>>534259318because thats what it is; dirty, messy slop
>>534258878russia is so big
>>534259424You literally won't be able to spend that much of it. Unless you're Nickacadoavocado.
>>534259506breakchecking niggers
>>534259424Except after you've bought it and ate 20% of it's contents, 80% of it actually expires. We're not talking about muttoid ""food" "condiments"" with shelf life of 12 years here after all.
>>534259424I’m trying to consume only beef, eggs, dairy and seeds like peanut and chestnut. No joke.
>>534259533>the church of Satan is banned in the territory of the Russian Federation
What a nice car. By the way, for some reason there's a key in the ignition.
>>534259551if you ever see it, buy it. Litoral and get the fabada asturiana.
>>534259156poor aleksei was one year old
>>534259670Classic cars are pure soul.
>LOFI TAXI
>>534259424how much mayo do you eat for it to not go bad before you finished a whole fucking bucket? >>534259506i wonder how crazy the run for the russian market will be once this will eventually be over. >>534259564kek the mentovki always do what they want it seems. btw what does DLS stand for? >>534259670nice neighborhood nobody would steel their neighbors car
>>534259560youre right, thats why i make my own and vacuum seal it>>534259569your mayo probably has sneed oils in it anyway>>534259584yep this is literally me except also with fermented kefir and kimchi, sometimes i eat meat raw if not rare af
>>534259670Has the number of Chink cars gone up dramatically in the past couple of years or are you still holding on to the western cars bought before 2022?
>>534259670in the US that car would be gone in two seconds
>>534259156feel really bad for the parents of the baby
>>534259670>50 hours in Drive Beyond Horizons
Oh, no. I summoned him. Sorry, Argie bro.
>>534259670btw is it a 2107?>>534259802>your mayo probably has sneed oils in it anywaywhich mayo doesnt? you got oliveoil mayo or something?
>>534259836It's over...
>>534259800> i wonder how crazy the run for the russian market will be once this will eventually be over. It will never end. I think it's going to get worse.And even if this is not the case, the Russian market will already have difficulty accepting Western goods. Because of the price, and because of concerns, and because people will have to explain what Coca Cola is.
>>534259800>btw what does DLS stand for?it's DPSДopoжнo-пaтpyльнaя cлyжбaRoad-Patrol Service
>>534259953>It will never endwith Putin in charge it won't. what the fuck is he waiting for?
>>534259670high trust af>>534259800i also use it for marinades and cooking, homemade mayo with cold pressed olive oil and raw egg yolks is actually really healthy
>>534259953o7
>>534259944There actually are olive oil variety of mayos here. Kinda niche stuff of course, the typical one would still be sunflower oil one (unsurprisingly).
>>534259836so true>>534259944yea, you dont have a whisker or blender at home
>>534259734I left you a recipe in the previous bake btw. Also wanted to tell you about a particular bean we eat here. The guandu or guandule bean. It's also sold canned.If you ever find some throw them into a pot with a little bit of oil and garlic, cook them a bit until they release their particular aroma. Then throw rice and water and cook the rice with them. Add some coconut milk and enjoy.It's a common local fish and it's amazing. We eat this for parties and festivities. A stable meal during christmas or new years eve because the harvest season is around November and December. The canned version is good but fresh are 100 times better because the aromatics are stronger.
>>534260008> high trust afI think there's a burglar alarm. By the way, I don't have an alarm system on my car, only a built-in GPS tracker from the manufacturer.My thought is that if a professional tries to steal, he will easily crack the starline. And punks won't be able to hack the built-in security system.
>>534259808> Has the number of Chink cars gone up dramatically in the past couple of years or are you still holding on to the western cars bought before 2022?These are top brands of new car sales. Keep in mind that not everything is on this list, because many Chinese brands are fragmented, for example, Chery and Tenet are the same thing.
>>534259944> btw is it a 2107?or 2105.
>>534260211>Belarus M-lines>Chinks have so many car brands, I can't even google what the fuck that is in 30 secondsthat's pretty kino
>>534260207>beans>rice>fish>coconut milkthis is too third world for me
>>534259163We only have a rainy and a less rainy season with a smaller even rainier season in between the two.
>this is too third world for me
>>534260325Thank you for taking the time to reply. How is Toyota still able to sell cars in Russia BTW?
>>534260211that wouldnt stop anything over hereim lucky my areas safe so i can also just leave my car keys inside while surfing or whatever
>this is too third world for meYou are literally Indian.
>>534260387This is Geely. There is a large Geely factory in Belarus. They are called BELarusian GEely.
>>534260463> How is Toyota still able to sell cars in Russia BTW?Various "gray" schemes, imports from China or the United Arab Emirates.
>>534260457love me some arroz con pollo with fried bananas but anything with coconut in them as an ingredient thats not a dessert is third world af>>534260514ok
Why are you confessing to be Indian?
>>534259953i think many people will be supprised by how fast thing will return to normality, havent a lot of companies made some deals with russian business men that they have the right to buy all their stuff back? some people will make big money when the time comes >>534259988checkedoh isee i missread the cyrilic letters. but are those guys a seperate instititution or part of the police? >>534260008>i also use it for marinades and cookingthen it makes more sense but i still think a whole bucet is too much >omemade mayo with cold pressed olive oil and raw egg yolks is actually really healthyyeah agree but everything in moderation >>534260088checked i am looking for olive oil mayo in all kind of supermarkets here but no luck >sunflower if only here its almost always rape sneedoil>>534260108>yea, you dont have a whisker or blender at homeof course but i´ve never made mayo from scratch i know its not some hard receipe but i eat it maybe once a year so i never bother >>534260370thanks. i had a look online there is currently only one 2107 for 7k€ on the market, i remember a couple years back there were plenty other ones >>534260442because of the proximity to the rainforst and the maritime surroundings right? >>534260577checked is that the new camry the taxi to the right of the cupra(didnt know you got these)
>>534259499Henro there fren, I'm doing good. I just haven't had the chance to browse /chug/ the past 4 days, I've been driving out of town often.Too many festivities one after another, I'm getting fed into a food coma by my siblings at this rate.
TEE ZEE DEEI repeat!TEE ZEE DEE
>Replied to the shitskin pizdabol twice in one post award
>>534260780yea, tropical region with two oceans at each side and the country is a relatively thin strip of land with a tropical jungle in the middle.The particular place where I live is very green. I live on a hill and when I see outside I see green with houses peaking in between the green rather than houses with green around them.We have strong sea winds that carry humidity and some salt as well though this year there is a strange phenomenon that greatly reduced the sea breeze and it's making the country hotter. But not necessarily dryer. Likely related to El Niño that is affecting us this year
>>534260577probably not visible in the photo, but its a CUPRA. An incredibly rare car in Russia, why would anyone want a car for the price of an Audi q3 on the Audi q3 platform when SEAT brand has 0 recognition in Russia? I think a lot of people think its Chinese.
>>534259953>and because people will have to explain what Coca Cola is."Bro we just redesigned our Dobry Cola brand design just now. It's now called Coca-Cola written in a really cool kind of cursive and shieeeet!"
>>534260715youre indio
>Another confession
>>534260938Total Zionist Death?/chug/ hereby approves.
>>534260504> that wouldnt stop anything over hereDo you have so many people with sophisticated hijacking equipment? By the way, I don't have any keys in the car, just this thing that needs to be carried .The car can be controlled via the app or Yandex.
>>534260780mhmmyou could actually have a tablespoon of cold pressed olive oil mayo every day and probably end up better off>>534260780its definitely worth making your own, even just little by littlemy blender also has a vacuum sealer in it so its easier to store mayo long term
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>>534261000Explain the bricklayer bread meme to me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfMQsXfDunoI don't get it at all.
>>534261174We here at /chug/ proudly stand for the complete and total destruction of the state of israel
>>534259148If your enemies crucify you, you win
>>534260780> i think many people will be supprised by how fast thing will return to normality, havent a lot of companies made some deals with russian business men that they have the right to buy all their stuff back? some people will make big money when the time comes These deals were of a short-term (2-3 years max). I think that in the end everything will result in rostiks 2: electric bugalo. KFC spent about 10 years to buy out Rostiks. And in the end, KFC was renamed back to Rostiks anyway.
>>534260780>are those guys a seperate instititution or part of the police?they are traffic copsthey are subdivision of Internal Affairs Ministry, but their daily bread and butter isn't chasing thieving churkoids or responding to domestic violence calls
>>534260066what about women being taxed for being single before 30? no?
Trump administration to cut 5,000 U.S. troops from Germanyhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-germany-5000-troops/Are they pulling troops because they know that Europe will start a war with Russia?
>>534260207oh I will save that recipe thanks and saved thanks
He Russia when we sameflag
>>534261174Aye, aye, sir
>>534261475it's probably not even happening
When I sameflag RussiaAll treaties are of course honoured.>And not just the treatiesNo, how it is with England now as wellOf course.>How it is now
>>534261475Not really. It’s retribution for Germany not helping him against Iran like they did in June 2025, also because Merz said that Iran humiliated Trump.
>>534261512are they threatening the krauts with a good time?
I will sameflag Holland ande as it is with England nowYea
>>534261204literally so many people whove done it their entire lives as a careerone of my friends got a really new car and his keys look like that, probably records everything he says tho>the car can be controlled by the app...
As a country I am now turned over te Russia
slovakian anon, you should listen to this while driving at nighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVS3EAJpNPY
>>534261269why do macacas go macacrazy for indian cheese
>>534261730>Indian cheeseyeah that's a hard pass
>>534261623Oh come on, don't say that. I'm sure the Germans are heartbroken to have 5,000 less niggers in their country.Your theory is as good as any.
>>534258509>Seeing how projection is basically the last remaining trick that wectoid lügenpresse now uses, wonder if they'd double down on "putler's le stealthy mobilization" narrative now after the fact about hohols getting grabbed into vans right on the street articles slowly make their way even into most cheerleading of westoid medias now?imo the whole world and Russia in particular should stop caring about what the Western media says that's unfavourable to you. They will never, ever treat you or anyone else who's not part of their club equally. Not even if you tattoo the stars an stripes on your ballsack. The only use for the W media is to look at what they say that's ridiculous or that casts the West or Western interests in a bad light.
>>534261728i listen to these while (drink) driving at night ;Dhttps://youtu.be/RZ8SbN2plwg?si=smgtW0YsGw7dcvFihttps://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqnnuEVGcRQz8lPQUcB4P9WLW16CIySh3
>The US is withdrawing 5,000 troops from Germany, the Pentagon announced on Friday.>The withdrawal is expected to be completed over the next six to twelve months.>Chief Pentagon Spokesman Sean Parnell tells FOX: >“The Secretary of War has ordered the withdrawal of approximately 5,000 troops from Germany. >This decision follows a thorough review of the Department’s force posture in Europe and is in recognition of theater requirements and conditions on the ground.>We expect the withdrawal to be completed over the next six to twelve months.”
>>534261885having to start banging nigger niggers instead of mutt niggers will be very hard for the frauleins.
>>534261879macacas feast like bloody crazed effendis on indian cheese saar
By the way, I need to measure the acceleration speed to 100. the car has become much faster. I think I should get 7 seconds to 100 like the Chinese version. The Russian is 9.5 to 100.
>>534261728they actually play this on most Russian radios I listen to, but thanks for a direct link
>>534262160that totem...
>>534261728https://youtu.be/OTMcAfrfUn4?si=GMZVhlJtn3usKQtZhttps://youtu.be/sKMccxgUD9s?si=2AnymctbvCJTXoN2https://youtu.be/Ic5YEw_QzGs?si=GyliYxoI_FZBc9Ib
>>534258013>>534258174>>534258117>>534258564Did someone summon the GUJ-JEW shitskin pizdabol?
>>534262874I did. Guilty as charged.
>>534263026Bad, bad, brazilanon. You would not last a day in gujarat.
how the fuck did he manage to stay away from that Ukr/CIA Myrotvorets kill list???
>>534262617nice
>>534263181Unfiltered autism
>>534261609Merz does not know what he is talking About.His coalition will blow up in a few months anyway.Blocking hormuz deletes 90% of Iran's income.Iran is over.
>>534259348He wasnt invited, so probably smoke cock and potuzhno-shitposting as always
>>534262617>no дpянь by кoмиccapngmihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUJGDM5fR8A
>>534257564>somebody, probably an american NAFO commander, made this guy do this
>>534261879>yeah that's a hard passWe have the largest number of cattle of any country in the world and all of it is for dairy. There's better dairy out there (I love Elle and Vire French butter and Gouda in particular but for the price point, Indian dairy is the best in the world in terms of value for money.
>>534263278>$2899
>>534261728>>534262160>>534262617Also, the obvious choice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkswavEyH9s
>>534259222What are you talking about? Balts are cucks, who cares about them? Most of the ((sanctioned)) goods come straight from these chihuahuas>Moscow. December 29. INTERFAX.RU - Gazprom and Lithuanian gas transmission system operator Amber Grid have signed a five-year agreement for the transit of Russian natural gas through Lithuania to the Kaliningrad region, Amber Grid reports.>The new agreement, valid until December 31, 2030, replaces the existing ten-year agreement, which expires on January 1, 2026.>Under the terms of the new agreement, service prices are determined by the State Energy Regulatory Board of Lithuania, and the permissible revenue level for the Lithuanian side for 2026 is approximately €30 million.
>>534263026I expect reparations with BR Miku
>>534263476You have your own Miku. Dont be too greedy
>>534260790>I've been driving out of town often.oh i see. well if its work rlated always keep in mind to rest properly and dont overdo it, as its most often not worth it. if its because of...> Too many festivities one after another, I'm getting fed into a food coma by my siblings at this rate.then try to go to the gym or on long strolls in nature so you mitigate some of the calories you´ve eaten. and cinquo de mayo is still to come oh dear >>534260982on some days the humadity must be of the charts but i bet the sea air is really nice and healthy(if there arent any polution causing industrial sites)>We have strong sea windssounds like youre benefitting from the trade winds or however there called in english>El Niño when is it expected to hit? isnt it usally around christmas?>>534260994yeah its a formentor here every millenial and older zoomer drives one because they got pretty cheap leasing conditions on them. they came out in 2020 so maybe the owner got it back then >>534261232you know what after searing for oliveoil mayo for so long and after our conversation about it here i´ll make some these days and see how it will turn out if its good mabe i´ll make a whole batch for the fridge.>>534261377checked didnt know that. intresting then maybe they will offer even more cash to get their stuff back not the worst idea >>534261407i see thanks for explaining also didnt know you could interact with the co drivers in ETS >>534262077get a obd scanntool and a matching app from your appstore for the measurement and make sure it also does it by way of gps rather than only speedsensors 9.5sec is quite slow for almost 200hp how much does the haval weight? i know its a suv but still>>534263425>Also, the obvious choice.i too listen to kino, mikhail krug, grupa butirka etcare you saying im a boomer
Holy fuck. Ukrainians are smart. Europeans just should stop accepting migrants and make robots instead!Potuzhno
>>534263713Hohols discovered automation guys not Jews on wall street or the Asians or even the fucking colonists
>>534263322I wasn't familiar with this artist, thx.I'll share some ukrainian post-punk.https://youtu.be/xbDhbxMVMwI?si=xDRG2azEQCbenj1xhttps://youtu.be/BKdXNhY1oyY?si=zycIlaWtWgREcZRS
>>534259222das rite. you want something you ask us firstrussians walk around us with their shoes in their hands as not to bother us NATO listens to our advice and EU sends us economic stimulus checks every weekany more questions?
>hohol bragging about gibsreal
>>534263713But can they catch enough robots on the streets to sent them to the frontline?
>>534263425perfect for the occasionI'm currently trying to land jobs that take me all the way from Peter to Vladivostokright now I'm halfway between Krasnoyarsk and Irkutsk
>>534263700> 9.5sec is quite slow for almost 200hp how much does the haval weight? i know its a suv but stillSo now I should have about 7
>You cant even make porn of your own made up characters in UKEuropean gulaghomo
>>534263713who will give them the money and resource to make robots?
ZIGGERS SHOULD BE THE ONE SPEAKING HRUKRAINIAN NOT US!!!!!!!!
>>534264081apparently, she's an american. she moved to UK to be with some guy. and she drawing chibi art. i bet they got arrested her for "CP".
Is this real
>>534263819I listened to the second track again. When I heard "feeling the loss of my light" I laughed out loud. A prophetic track.
>>534263700>also didnt know you could interact with the co drivers in ETSneither did I
>>534264189>HHMQ_TCWsAAdGBx.jpgthe most consistently coherent ukranian online
>>534263278Thats a pretty good deal, probably a bit more with shipping. Sometimes i would like to be a wizard with my books, pc and a sexdoll. Sadly I still have friends and family with expectations lmao
>>534264277this guy is such a ripoff of russian doomerwave but its funny when youtube recommends him to me in the middle of rusky music meaning real hohol patriots listen to both
>>534264189A oн хopoш.
>>534257493YoooooMahjong
>>534264210iyapan, the greatest subgenre among the entirety of ecchi... what have i missed if i haven't been paying attention for the last 5 years?
>>534263995>So now I should have about 7if its true then that great, should also fix a lot of the driving characteristics of the car >>534263971what is your kot up to? >>534263819here is a very cool group that katyushanon suggested to me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwofIlaBtk0>>534264317didnt know 2b is with you on these trips. so how long would a trip from SPB to vladivostok be (in game of course)
>>534263937You dont need to do anything if its all made up tho. Simple as it is
>>534264189Cyчapы, мoвa yжe нe в пoчётe? Зpaдник eбaный
>>534264640REM??
>>534264458it is impossible to play mahjong. game is too fucking hard
>>534264640Nikita Buyanov mentioned *biceps_emoji* *russian_flag_emoji*
>>534264598>so how long would a trip from SPB to vladivostok be (in game of course)like half a day of nonstop driving when adhering to speed limits and getting caught in random traffic bullshit
>>534264725lil bro can’t even play his waifu’s game
>>534264725>game is too fucking hardi learned it by playing yakuza >>534264812i havent thought about the possibility of getting caught for speeding kek but half a day is a pretty hefty timeframe>>534264911checked and good evening nagatorofren
>>534264961Good evening Bidenov?
ZThis one hurts. I don't care if a woman rejects me. Whatever. Just move on.That picture feels like I rejected her and I didn't want to. She threw an anvil and a kitchen sink at me with her flirting, giggling, starring and wide open dilated pupils at me. 0 effort on my part to get a relationship and I loved her.I'm cooked. Wtf is wrong with me. I was tired though and had hours long drive back home. Time to move on.
>>534264911im gm in league
Is this real.
>>534264081She deserves it for moving to the UK, that island is cursed to be a dysfunctional, decaying dystopian nightmare. 'Gott straffe Engeland' indeed.>>534260577Once again, thanks for the reply.
>>534264725What do you mean you don't know mahjong, so you only post the mahjong chick without even how to play? also its not hard to learn to play, takes like a couple of hours at most. The thing is each round takes too much time, so I'd prefer to just play poker
>>534264911He can always play this instead:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1152810/Love_with_Kadyrov/
>>534265172idk i genuinely cant learn to read the tiles they all look the same to mealso game is boring
>>534265037>Bidenov?huh whos that supposed to be? you must confuse me for another anon
>>534265046Pffffffttttt NerdI perfected RE requiem (easy)Stuck on new America psychosis :(BF1 Jewblox (don’t bully me)I’m thinking of perfecting uhhh prey 2017 by buying the dlc
>>534265306Yuh which zerman r u
>>534265348are you trooning out in single player games bro
im of to bed good night frens see you around >>534265384the one who always ask you to create a chug training plan
>>534265399Go sell your OF on Tarkov and league try hard slut!
>>534265427Oh sorry fren >/chug/ training plan I’ll create one for you specifically what do you want to work on?
>>534265462projecting slut
>>534265037Sup.>>534265399You don't need to tryhard online if you had parents who actually loved you.
>>534265497thanks fren but lets talk about it tomorrow on caturday or sunday im really tired now
>>534265499Ya ya ya I bet you’re a booby streamer those are booby streamer games hoe
>>534265542my father is bandera and the ukraine is my mother i dont think they loved me much
>>534265542Henlo dearest Comrade, what have you been up to!>>534265570Okie!
>>534265497Jahy go kill yourself
>>534265095Only the dead can know peace from this evil.
>>534265584Damn you reminded me about this song againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz2S2hkxtIcnow it's never gonna leave my head for the next 3 weeks. Thanks nigger.
>>534265584>no mother-anarchy>no dad the glass of portweinNot my kind of people.>>534265630Nothing much, just chilling and enjoying my holidays.
>>534265782early viktor onions sucks
>>534265782Ooo any plans for the gigantic day of labor
ATTENTION WILL THE REAL GUJARATI PLEASE STAND UP
>>534264961>half a day is a pretty hefty timeframeit's taking much longer for me, because I'm trying to only move east while hauling something, so I end up orbiting some regional capital like Chelyabinsk, or Novosibirsk, etc.
>>534265894>>534265830Do you understand each other
HAPPENING>HAPPENINGHAPPENING>HAPPENING> German NTV: Pete Hegseth orders the withdrawal of 5,000 US troops from Germany.
>>534266299Is Germany suddenly not occupied?
>>534265830I', gonna stick my aluminum cucumbers in your tarpaulin field, nigguh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZM-NxeXxM>>534265894>day of laborIt's already ended (4 am here), gotta catch some Zs.
>>534266363Gn
>>534265542How does one get a body like this? Fall asleep in a blender?
>>534266363this one is probably my favorite from early tsoy's stuff but its genuinely shit compared to his later songs
>>534262077china #1
>>534266332>Is Germany suddenly not occupied?I think the US has something like 30k troops in .de ?
>>534266332Wouldn’t matter The German race is practically gone
>Is Germany suddenly not occupied?no, they're fully occupied.
>>534266299>40K to go
>>534266455Oh btw speaking about Tsoy. You shared your favourite song of his one day. Not the most popular one but somehow it still left me with a feel that I actually heard it somewhere. Was breaking my mind as to where it could've been and then it hit me, it's fucking Tyзeмный coвeт тpyдящихcя yewtube channel. He has a loop of quite a few music tracks for the background music of his documentaries and an instrumental version of that one is also there.
>>534266526I don't get how Germans tolerate this. Usually we call it an invasion when foreign armies are in your lands.
>>534266755my favorite is peremen and its pretty normgroid so idk
i'm bored
>>534266799Wtf you told me it was Heвecёлaя пecня before you fucking cunt.
>>534266775>I don't get how Germans tolerate this. Usually we call it an invasion when foreign armies are in your lands.they're literal cucks
>>534266654Grim.
>>534266896i just made logos with it because it was easy to do lyrics as logosbut its also really good i like it a lot too
>>534266896She probably fried her brain from sweating too much on league/tarkov
>>534264598This track reminded me of something. I searched for a long time and found it. https://youtu.be/99-aemscpIA?si=CgQldn7F51B0cxD7It's funny how, before the collapse, Soviet pop music almost turned into J-pop for a short period of time.
>>534266917many such cases
>>534266775It was an invasion.They've been occupied since 1945.
>>534266937Anyway, still recommend you to watch some of Tyзeмный coвeт тpyдящихcя's videos. You're probably just autistic enough to watch that kind of content, seeing how you've been sitting in this trainwreck of a general for as long as you do.
>MELITOPOL, May 1. /TASS/. Power outages have been recorded almost throughout the Zaporozhye Region, Governor Yevgeny Balitsky reported.>"Emergency blackouts have affected almost all localities in the Zaporozhye Region. Repairs are ongoing," the official wrote on Max.>There is no electricity in the region’s two largest cities, Melitopol and Berdyansk, TASS reporters confirmed.
>>534267674>Tyзeмный coвeт тpyдящихcяwtf is even that and its ungoogleable
>>534267755Because 4chinz transforming Cyrillic into Latin. You have to actually write it in youtube search yourself.
>>534267134I have a feeling that over half of Italian flags on /pol/ write exactly like Americans. It’s all falling into place now.
>>534267755It is in
>>534267755Do not touch Ukraine>Ye can not
Ohhhhh Lil Cos it’s time to meet your quotaaaa
>>534267964When was the last time you did it?
>>534267964you do it
>>534267803>ruskie admits to using youtube
>>534267134Dios mío…That answers a lot of questions I had.
>>534268000Hmmmm a while back It’s Lil Cos’s honor rn>>534268020No
who are considered spetznaz? paratroopers, naval invantry, fsb strike teams, gru spooky forces, nbc troops, i suppose the army has some...
>https://youtu.be/qhCC0TrBMFc?si=rcN8NkR-RHaYDWV9
let me see rite nowhttps://youtu.be/jEEISfCvNzU?si=27HY8RgRHhz7E2tJ
https://www.gumlet.com/tool/video-share/report?asset_id=69e6ecdc84837c4335e7b9d5&utm_source=share-report&utm_medium=copy_btn
in jesus christ name we pray...amen
>>534268719not clicking that
>>534263713>we want to be part of eu>no not like that
O Lord Iesus>Your channel
>>534268915just join the eu, norwayhow dare you border rossiya without being invadedvery antisemetic
https://youtu.be/jEEISfCvNzU?si=27HY8RgRHhz7E2tJIn den Iombre den Iesus
leave mine people
I am healedRussia is w/ Holland now>Confess it>Confess itJesus says we are healed !
