When this story first broke , brownjeets were cheering. >we are desired >this is validation for us Now there is egg all over their faces and *crickets* from them. Did it ever occur to them that he might be lying?
>>534266928I remember the dumbest story of last year was the black guy who went to a bikini fast food joint, got caught fapping in his car by a scantily clad employee there who filmed his reaction on her phone and then an-hero’ed a few hours later. >he had a wife and a young son too
>>534266928ALL. LIES. I WOULD NEVER TOUCH MY PUSSY
>>534267033She’s BWC only
>>534267026What a strange set of events
>>534267258He was 27https://www.complex.com/life/a/backwoodsaltar/goonlord-nautica-malone-vigil-goonicide
>>534266928qrd?
>>534267629>Brown Nepalese descendant of the hated “Rana Dynasty” attempted to sue an Albanian-American woman at his company (JP Morgan), whom he never even personally met, on a false rape accusation wherein he embellished ridiculous details such as her calling him his little brown boy sex slave, referring to her own breast as “cannons,” making racist remarks to his supposed Asian wife calling her “fish face” (some reports say he doesn’t even have a wife) saying how an Indian will never get promoted in the company, and denying him a bonus if he refused her sexual advances (in reality she didn’t even work on the same team as him and had no connection to his bonus).
>>534267886what how did i miss that
>>534267973Sleeping?
>>534268008a went out drinkingcame back and saw his face everywhere
>>534266928Make him even more Elvish.
>>534268105Ahh, I see. Well now you are caught up on the situation.
>>534266928>Did it ever occur to them that he might be lying?of course: streetshitting zutt monkeys can't even understand the concept of truth, lolthey just thought he would get away with it, and that izzat would trickle downthey're completely niggerwitted, so in their "minds", it made sense, lol
>>534267026If you didn't catch the gooneral you should look into. One of the funniest things I've seen Gen Z do.
Open cannons
>>534267026>>534268241LMAO drop a link or something.
>>534268191Dark elf
I knew it was fake because no woman in the history of the human race have ever referred to her breasts as "cannons". That is exclusively a guy with one hand on his dick language. Of course jeeties fell for it because they desperately want it to be true.
>Did it ever occur to them that he might be lying?Do scatolojeets have frontal lobes?
>>534267973Don't you watch Asmongold on YouTube? He tells me everything going on in the world.
>>534268314They are mystery meat nigger children, but I have to give them props for how delightfully retarded the entire situation is. I CAN'T GOONhttps://www.youtube.com/live/Rgur3ZbUS1E?si=DquPBfgrQsoIWb5X
>>534266928All of the allegations sounded like a 4chan greentext shitpost. In fact, I bet that shit-eating pajeet is in this thread right now.
>>534268360Wow AI is getting good. The way it stretches his little face to match the new size and shape of the head is incredible.
>>534268379Cannons? I've heard a lot of names for them but cannons? Suck my cannons. Fondle my cannons. Pinch my cannons. Fuck my cannons. Cum on my cannons. Slap my cannons. Lick my cannons. So far, nothing. You sure he didn't mean howitzers?
>>534266928This jeet looks unnaturally bright.For a rich jeet, he definitely spent grands to whiten his brown skin. Because his dumb smile resonates with brownoid smile
>>534268813If you're ever perused goonette pornography (romance novels, fan fiction) they almost never focus on breasts. Women know men find breasts titillating but it's never the focus of female lust.
>>534268865He's Nepalese so probably 10-20% east Asian.
>>534266928Why are jeets like this?
>>534268913I just to call them bullet tits back in the day when I'd get off on the Sears and Roebuck catalog. Some of those bras just made them stand out.
>>534268379
>>534268913I believe you but surely it feels nice to have your boobs fondled and nipples sucked. Women are programmed to enjoy that to encourage breastfeeding
OBUNGA LOOKIN MF
>>534269187>bullet titsThe invocation of female secondary sexual characteristics with weapons is a male brained thing.
>>534268865I’m not proud of this (he comes from the most corrupt and hated family of Nepal) but he’s Nepali and we are normally naturally that light or lighter. we dont need to bleach like jeets.
>>534269815Do you think he has the same eyes area?
>>534266928>The dumbest story of the yearSo far!
>>534268379I knew it was fake when I read "brown boy" and "Asian wife." Only Indians refer to themselves as brown or Asians. Everyone else calls them Indians or Pakis.
>>534268204It really reminds me of the scammers who crash their bikes into parked cars to try to scam people. They really should be deported to the closest international waters via air.
>>534266928it's heartbreaking that he never actually got to see those cannons. poor poojeet. bob was so close yet so far
>>534269949yes, it’s diluted a bit, but he has a similar borealization of the eyes. the Ranas have anywhere from 10-30% East Asian genes on average and it’s actually what creates that huge bug eyed look that he has. it’s different than Indian bug eyes though.
>>534266928BY THE NINE HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAME FROM AN OBLIVION GATE
>>534270087his wife may actually be Tibetan or from a Kirati Nepali caste. it isn’t uncommon for Ranas to have always historically intermarried and do to this day.
>>534270526He doesn't have a wife. He made that shit up too. He wears a wedding ring to make people think he's married.
>>534268379What gave it away was the "I'll fucking kill you" part. I've watched enough KitBoga to know where that comes from
>>534268360powerful female ceo with a dunmer sex slave
>>534269815Aren't a lot of "Nepalese" people just Indians who moved over in the last century?
>>534270604Hm. Maybe the case, but that was often a thing.>>534272252yeah, in the Southern plains of the Terai especially. but the Ranas (and Khas people in general) are a ‘Himalayan branch’ of Indo-Aryans who native to the Western hills of Nepal and have nothing to do with Indians.
>>534272252btw we do not consider the people you’re talking about Nepalese.
>>534268360more liek DORK ELF
>>534273321What about those guys who moved to Nepal coz the Mughals forced them to?
>>534267973> how did i miss that> flagYou should take an occasional break from posting trannys, women-hate, and BBC threads, Mordacai
>>534267026>black guyYou mean nigger.
>>534266928nobody fucking believed this bullshit.if anything it opened up to the entire planet exactly how fucked up the average pajeet thinks. I'm surprised not more of them sacrifice themselves to juggernaut
Isn't getting raped by a jewess like a jeet's wet dream?
>>534266928>PLEASE POOSAAR THEY SAID SHE WOULD BLAST ME WITH HER CANNONS SAAAR
I went to school with an overly horny jeet who looked EXACTLY like this guy. Used to tell me about all the girls at school he wanted to fuck on the bus home. I already believed in physiognomy anyway but every time shit like this happens it just confirms my word views.
>>534268360Goblin pls
>>534268477>scatolojeets
>>534269028
>>534266928Foids lie non-stop but this jeets story makes no sense.I'm siding with the foid on this one, and I don't do that often
>>534273380Are you talking about Khas Bahuns? That’s a rumour made up by the MNO. Indian invaders are the ones in Madhesh province who are literal identical to Biharis.
>>534273589She is Albanian (not a Jew) but yes, being raped by any powerful girl is their wet dream.
>>534268191Shoulda asked the machine to make his eyes even more bug like
>>534267026Goonicide
the Indians at /r/ the bronzemovement took it as a W
>>534275001whats that nerevar? You dont want to pegged by Azura? Seriosuly what the fuck is wrong with you nerevar you could have had it all instead you went and told the Tribunal.
>>534267026Craziest part was the police tapes released after. His brother was completely hysterical having found his body dead in a parking lot after he shot himself. His wife, who might’ve been pregnant, seemed largely unfazed.
>>534266928No they fully believed it.Back in the day this would be cause for a cricket riot. I don't know if modern pajeet still has that in him though.
He couldn’t record a single thing to present as evidence? As if police care about file time stamps anyways, illiterate set up mafia can’t read laws when it comes to laws that apply to them
>>534275068Before or after he was busted as a liar?
>>534275957
>>534275001>Purebred House Redoran noble, best house in Saardenfell
>>534266928Are these actual people? Old /pol/ would've doxxed their entire life history, education, past jobs, etcIt's just two random pictures and a bunch of texts we don't even know if it's from JP Morgan
>>534277387>Yes I am AMPLE evidence How does someone like that even get hired in such a firm?
>>534266928big gay retardsINDIA WINS
>>534267026just found about this, does anybody have the original tiktok of him gooning the drivethrough
>>534266928pajeets getting jeeted?
>>534267414>goonicide
