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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
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>>534267926
TYB and good evening anons
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>mom turned the nigger in
based
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>dirt bikers
Oh, Dan

Henry County, VA: 2/3 White, 1/5 Black
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>First Shift Updates
Dan is with Rizzo and Curtis for the 350th episode
Curtis tells us it's the Flower Moon tonight, and a Blue Moon at the end of the month

>Florida ATV street takeover where two guys wrecked and got caught
First bike was stolen, second had VIN scratched out
Ages 23 and 19, charged with fleeing and eluding, street takeover, etc.
Mother of a third suspect recognized her son, turned him in at the station the next day
>Riding with Henry County, VA
Located in Southern Virginia on border with NC, has a NASCAR speedway
Named after Patrick Henry
Pursuit policy is that once it's a felony, all of them are trained in PIT maneuvers, and they're authorized to stop the threat
Zero tolerance for criminal behavior
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TYB, and TY update anon.
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>>534268247
Thank you for the updates anon
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Free high-quality streaming online all weekend, straight from the network
https://www.reelz.com/
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>>534268983
The crusty asians plans are foiled for the weekend.
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tyb
morning gents

am contemplating signing my life over to dan for 2 nights free streaming
but that 720p M3U8 is still working so maybe not

picrel, a gun some methhead got caught with in toowoomba
looks buts, but the sudanese population has (((exploded))) up there lately so i can't blame him for wanting some protection
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Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
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I wonder which hole those vaginal probiotics are inserted into?
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>>534269667
>signing my life over to dan for 2 nights free streaming
You can keep your soul, anon.
I just tried making an account with name "Fake Person" and an email from 10minutemail
It loaded right up, no email confirmation needed, so you can probably enter whatever you want there too
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>>534269667
You guys got Somalians too? I wonder who's responsible for all that across Western nations.
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>>534269929
>you can probably enter whatever you want there too

>This video is not available in your location.
must be US only
fuck you dan
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should i bother watching this ep?
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>>534270092
We had a pretty good one last week.
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>>534270082
>This video is not available in your location.
I'm so sorry, fren
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>>534270082
don't worry, the stream you're already using came from that site
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this better be good
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>>534270286
means we're due for a terrible one
i will be back to talk shit after stuffing my face with garbage food
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>Two males ran from the vehicle
>Georgia
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>>534270286
>pretty good one last week.
was a FUCKING GREAT one
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>>534269667
I like the grip
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hell ya, we driving
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>>534270353
if that was you dropped that new m3u8 2 weeks back
thanks
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>>534270664
Off with a banger.
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>>534270641
it's called a phallus
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>>534270690
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>be dan
>he's racing
>is actually driving responsibly to the scene
if he was racing we wouldn't complain so much

>elm st nigger
he was funny
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>2 BMs
>nissan
le sigh
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What’s everyone having for dinner? Whipped this bad boy up
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>>534267926
Do they still show the ads with the cute Persil chick?

That's the only reason I'd tune into this borefest.
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Holy shit, Dan said black male
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this guy is an anunnaki
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>Didn't signal 100ft prior to turning
That's pretty typical of "We know he's got drugs, so we're gonna make up something to stop him"
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>>534270848
You nailed it with the cheese placement
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Dan and Rizzo rooting for the criminal
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>>534270848
Are you in jail or a hospital?
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Cranial binding?
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>>534270963
>Are you in jail or a hospital?
It's a hospital inside the jail
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>>534270866
Nope.
Even the senokat cutie is slowly turning off.
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>>534270963
Fyre festival
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>keeps looking back at his car
Definitely has something illegal in the car, probably drugs
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>win $10,000
>spend it on weed
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Homie playing the lottery while they search his ride.
>>534271031
And the Bimzelx blonde has been replaced.
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>>534271015
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>>534271072
>win $10,000
>spend it on lottery tickets
Fixed
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>>534271072
That was the answer I was expecting
"Sheet, I bought a shitload of weed, my nigga!"
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There's a Jeb Stuart street in GA and protestors didn't get it renamed yet?
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>go to shrimpstreans
>Just drug addicts talking about how great meth is
god I miss sneed streams like you wouldn’t believe
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>>534271072
Anything over $5k they make you go to the lottery office to claim it and they take the taxes out before they give it to you.
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>no weed
>Shorty waiting for him with the drinks
>Winning the lottery
Some niggas have all the luck.
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>>534271175
you can still claim losses up to a certain amount and get those taxes back
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If there's any gamers in here, Scritchy Scratchy is a fun way to waste a weekend for about $6
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I had a buddy that used to play scratch offs all the time and apparently the “trick” is to ply the more expensive cards since they have bigger payouts and to only buy them on Thursday and Friday evenings when people get paid so the tickets are moving fast instead of just sitting there all week… No he never hit it big, but won $100-$2000 a few times and it was sound logic.
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>>534270866

I also find this woman cute. Seems like a very warm, domestic hotness like she’d give you a great handjob but punch you in the balls for mixing the lights and darks.
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>>534271313
Only if you claim as a professional gambler on your taxes and professional gamblers got fucked in the ass in last years big beautiful bill to where they can’t claim losses like they used to.
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What is this early break shit? Dan trying to squeeze more shekels out of the show?
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the worst is when you rush to the corner store for a 6 pack right before OPL and some motherfucker is cashing half a dozen scratchers just to buy more scratchers. TOTAL SCRATCHER DEATH
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>>534271336
Wow a real genius
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>>534271336

The only people I encounter who buy scratch offs are standing in front of me in line at the gas station, angrily mumbling, and taking twenty seconds to describe the cigarettes they want.
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>>534271336
>so the tickets are moving fast instead of just sitting there all week
Does your friend think that the tickets get "stale"?
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>>534271395
Free streaming week ain't actually free.
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Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
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>>534271497
Lmao. These people walk among us
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>verbally disruptive
>lawn chair behind home plate
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Umpire getting blasted by the disgruntled Dad.
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>Disruption at a little league baseball game
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>>534271497
I mean in theory it makes sense because on Monday-Wednesday the tickets just sit there so you get a lot of loser tickets, instead of pay day when a lot more people are playing and the tickets are moving fast instead just a handful of people buying them during the week.
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This’ll be good. If a drunk Dad get ejected from a game is it even Little League?
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STAY ON HERE DAN. ITS GONNA BE FUNNY
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>>534271497
To be fair, the jeet smell on them is probably stronger
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>>534271638
what is logic?
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boomer
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>>534271336

I kind of miss working low(er) level jobs when I was younger because you always got to hear the nonsensical ramblings of idiots snd schizos like this.
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>>534271668
Isnt*
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Based chill ballpark manager.
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This guy seems shook
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>>534271638
Holy fuck. In case I needed a reason to feel better about myself
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Twerking in 3..2...1...
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>>534271757

I am a Native American English speaker. I have excellent hearing. I can understand, maybe, about ten percent of what this woman is saying.

>ayegotayamylicrnse es sssuspenned.
>es susoenned es suspenned es suspenned
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is 4chan goin down again
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God bless the inventor of yoga pants
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someone shot themselves in the bathroom of a BK
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Just sitting down to tune in bros; did I miss anything?
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What is all that white shit?
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>>534271909
Nope. A lot driving so far.
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>>534271841
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>>534271841
Check out that mural. Here is the Baton Rouge african american history museum, which is also a bus. It is across the street from the parole board.
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>>534271905
Nothing more american than that
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>>534271941
Soap and disinfectant kneegrow
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>>534271841
>is 4chan goin down again
I got a 502 error on a Captcha, and the catalog is sometimes taking a few minutes to refresh
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who hasnt shot themselves in the bathroom of a burger king?
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>>534271941
That's what I was wondering.
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>full moon
so we should be expecting schizos anytime
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>>534271909

Dan opened up the show rambling and raving about societal decay and who was to blame. He was restrained and sedated. Addy snd Bryce showed butthole. And there is an ongoing issue at a little league game with a parent heckling the ump.
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many such cases
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Zoom in on Travis dad, not the fucking moon.
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>>534271985
Refresh, captcha’s and breads loading from the catalog have been bullshit since the zoomer shoah
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Kek was that an only fans sticker on his laptop?
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repo gone wrong, hell yeah
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>>534271999

I don’t eat fast food ever, really, but once every few months I’ll go get fries from Burger King. The one I go to is such a depressing dump. It smells, the grease that accumulates at any kitchen us all over the building giving the windows a faded yellowush tint, and everyone there, bath employee she patron, seems sedated.
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>>534272119
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>>534272031
Damn, and I missed it!
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Whats it like being arrested?
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>>534272126
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>>534272245

Salty milk and coins,
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>>534272266
Time machines
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>>534272266
Great flick. Soundtrack wasn't shabby either.
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shouldn't you always go to jail for accidentally shooting yourself
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Whats all the white shit?
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He leakin'.
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>>534272245
Depends on what you’re being arrested for, like if you know you’re getting bail the second you get processed or if you are going into the annex (staying in county jail). The last time I got arrested for fighting like 3 years ago I was sitting in the drunk tank waiting to be released and this dude white nerdy guy choked his girlfriend out and he was sitting in intake outside my cell crying because he knew he was going to jail because they even took his DNA while he was shaking and crying. I told him through the door that he was going to prison and he started freaking out.
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>>534272418
Not in trumps america
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shower cap
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>I WAS JUST IN A CAR ACCIDENT
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Why do black people always make everything worse for themselves?
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>I just was in an accident
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What does a car accident have to do with this?
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Nice plastic bag on her head
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>>534272428
>worker's day protest
>no one there has a job
>LA
makes sense
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>>534272497
Swing low, sweet chariots
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>I was just in a car accident
>it’s my car
niggers
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>screaming while your crazy mom gets arrested
And people wonder why blacks exhibit antisocial behavior
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>>534272453
>I told him through the door that he was going to prison and he started freaking out.
Kek
What was your motivation in telling him this, or were you just drunk and felt like fucking with him?
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She was literally just in a car accident
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damn, they aren't going to get shit for that pile of junk at auction lol
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>>534272531
>>534272497
Britt got that part of the genome
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I heard a rumor this woman was just in a [sic] accident.
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ITS MILLER TIME
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damn thats a big fat ass
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dan is pissed that both burger king and mcdonald's got free advertizing on his show
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She has a stab proof bodysuit on
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>>534272543
Lmao exactly I was drunk and waiting to get released and he was shaking and crying when the cops told him his charges of domestic abuse for choking out his girlfriend and I kept telling him while he was going to prison and not regular prison for choking his girlfriend, but pound you in the ass prison... The jail guard told me to quit fucking with him because he was freaking out so bad lol
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rough night for fast food
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Feel bad for this woman. Just got off her shift at McDonald's only to come home and get hit with a crunch thing by her mom.
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I feel bad for this nigger. She probably has a horrible home life.
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>Ma'am, are you lovin' it?
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>>534272617
Not sure how that Russian poster could defend this.
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>>534272713

For me, it was the woman who proudly announced she got her opl swag from Amazon when Dan started hocking this shit. Lol
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She’s out of breath from sitting.
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BF violence in stereo
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>>534272739

I do too. She actually seems kind of gentle and innocent.
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>can't walk
>please fetch my crunches
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what the fuck is a crunch thing? this nog is retarded
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>22
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>>534272767
Kek. I miss the Romanian who was in love with Charlotte. I haven't seen him in a long time.
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>>534272726
Reminds me of Shawshank
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>>534272834
>what the fuck is a crunch thing
Oh fuck she meant "crutch"
That's why she kept pointing under her arm
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>>534272840
I mean I honestly feel bad for her. She's got a job, her moms probably nuts, she can't afford her own place in this shitty economy...
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>>534272739
Anyone know what a crunch thing is?
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>Yeah let me get a Crunch Walk Shoepreme and a Baja Blast no ice.
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>act a ass
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>>534272912
I'd like to know too. For some reason I'm picturing it as a Shake Weight.
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>>534272871
Nah it was just the holding area of county jail where you go to see the magistrate for them to set bail and they have every clown who gets arrested sitting around
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>>534272756
>McNigger
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>>534272881
i thought maybe she was saying crutch the the captioning even had 'crunch' lol
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>>534272932
>a dumb dumbass
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black people are incapable of understanding that their actions have consequences
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>>534272904
>I mean I honestly feel bad for her. She's got a job
Yeah, I did too
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The car accident was a week ago? Why the fuck was she yelling about it?
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wow this woman is 22 and thinks a crutch is called a crunch
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>>534272991
SHE'S BLACK
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We need more cops who don't take this shit and say it how it is
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>>534272953
I got put behind bars once with my siblings but it was a small little town and my dad came and got us out. He was pissed. We were yelling back and forth to each other (drunk) and the cop came back and said if we didn't stop they were going to put us in with the big boys.
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Anybody remember the California bank robbery episode from Live PD? Absolute kino with them clearing the bank on camera.
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>>534272881
You're a genius anon; thanks! I really couldn't figure out why she was motioning to her armpits.
Toledo is the best.
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>>534272991
Sympathy
The cop was already swearing at her and wasn't taking her bullshit so she tried to play nice hoping mentioning her fat leg would detour his anger
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>>534273113
Didnt catch that. My favorite was the BMW with p3anut as the license. Dude evaded the copes for 30min with crocs on
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>>534268983
kys shill im watching a pirated stream
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where is toombs
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Is Phil Swift real?
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why does he have a snake in a toolbag
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That's a good way of hiding drugs, just hide them under the snake
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>>534273272
He’s in his mansion with mad bitches. like if Papa John didn’t say the N-word
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keep a snake in your drug bag
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>>534273368
you don't keep your snake in a toolbag?
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I hate snakes but if I knew it wasn’t poisonous I would less scared. Coral snakes and rattle snakes and water moccasins scare the shit out of me. I have held small boa and python before. They were chill and just wanted my body heat.
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>>534273368
Voodoo shit.
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Never understood why ppl are afraid of snakes. I mean I'm not saying I want to encounter a seriously dangerous snake in nature, and if I did yes I'd be somewhat scared. But why are ppl afraid of what's obviously a pet snake? If you can keep them as pets, they're not that dangerous.
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Jesus that is a pretty big snake
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>turns out the can is full of pre
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the snake is unarmed
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>>534273437
>the snake is unarmed
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>>534273405
How do you feel about the Alabama black snake?
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>>534273437
kek
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Who else remembers the 1st night of /opl/ after it finally came back after livepd got shoah’d on reelz which completely fucked up and Dan played 80’s music commercials for the first two hours and then actually went until 2am?
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>>534273429
For you.
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>>534273437
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Any news on Rizzo's daughter?
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This gets really intense, guys. We've been warned.
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>get out the car, bro
lol
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>>534273535
AHH
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>>534273425
it's a phobia
it's subconscious
mine is so bad I have jump scares when I see a rope on the ground
size, behavior, species don't matter, the moment I THINK I see one I can't breath for a a second or so
I'm convinced that the moment I'll touch one my heart will stop
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>>534273574
Im that way with bees. I’ve gotten better but it’s tiring
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>>534273574
What is the origin of your phobia?
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>if i was gonna shoot you, i would have shot you
>i will shoot you
this is poor communication
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In the history of America, has it ever been anything but Black males that do a crime like this? And we're electing people who want to NOT enforce laws.
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>shot in the leg
Just go for the head you pussy
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>the drivers just been shot in the leg
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>>534273574
do cucumbers make you jumpy?
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He should of shot him in the stomach to give him maximum pain
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>>534273064
I wager a White cop doing the same would go viral and his job would be in danger. It's no coincidence only Black cops are seen doing that.
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>>534273694
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>>534273622
I am afraid of bees too. But not spiders. I also don't like centipedes.
Another weird one is the people who are afraid of birds.
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just ate this
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he's a good boy, he dindu nuffin
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>>534273746
A succulent AI generated meal?
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>>534273530
He's there so maybe that's a good sign
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>>534273773
Very happy looking snake. I wish it the best.
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>>534273773
Justice for all of our wrongfully imprisoned animal brothers
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>>534273830
Snakes are cute. They get a bad rap.
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>>534273631
most likely genetic
I never touched a snake, I dealt with a lot of them around my house though
a while back we had a canary that once in a while I would let out on the porch (in the cage, of course)
one day I look out and there's no bird
I look closer, there's a snake in there that just ate the bird
the snake stayed there for about 5 days until it was slim enough to go out (I was too scared to get close to open the door so it had to go out the same way, between the grates)
>>534273694
it's not the cucumbers, cats get scared of any object that appears unexpectedly
and yes, my cat will catch snakes around the house and try to bring them in
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>>534273470
They seem based.
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>>534273574
I really hate to ask this question but are you black? kek
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>>534273878
i like snakes, but not snake people
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The world is about to find out how little America cares about soccer… imagine all these foreigners coming here hyped about soccer and nobody gives a fuck except for liberal faggots
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A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.
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>>534274009
worse, romanian
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>>534273574

When I go on group rides, there are always people who are petrified of snakes and will assume anything long and squiggly in the road, even a bungee cord, is a snake and dart out if the way.
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dillo alert
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>>534274143
>dillo alert
Normally we get dildos, not dillos
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>>534274065
My condolences. But you guys have better spiced cheap meat street food than we burgerlanders. I hope one day you can drop a brick on a gypsy from a 3rd story balcony without anyone finding out. Best of luck anon
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l never knew there were armadillos in south carolina
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>>534274240
I'm came here in 2004, I haven't been back to romania since 2006, I don't regret any of these decisions
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Why is everyone in our country so fucking fat
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>he's just a guy I work with
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Fat guy getting cheated on
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that's the gayest walk i have ever seen in my life
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>>534274407
She's definitely fucking other guys, Jeremy included
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>>534274297
Lots of exotic animal sales from exotic conventions… I want a cappybara but I unfortunately don’t have enough pools to keep them happy or I would definitely buy one… I just have to settle for cultivating a colony of groundhogs… I love those whistle pigs
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>>534274297
That kinda surprised me too
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Macho Man Lives!
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Fuck yeah
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>>534274441
Jeremy is fatter
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>>534274478
>buy one
they are highly social, you have to keep multiple
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>>534274478
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>>534274478
the jew fears the groundhog keeper
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Dude cutting a WWE promo.
Ohhh Yaaaa, Macho Man
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why is it 43 in toledo in may?
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>>534274478
I got one under my shed, he's cool.
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>>534274581
ohio is known for its beautiful weather
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>>534274597
Same I even told the dude who mows my grass to leave the groundhogs alone… I call him squeaks
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>A guy at work
Fighting over a cheating bitch is never worth it.
If you're not a bum she needs you more than you need her. Cut her loose, start over.
But God help you if you had kids with her. You're going to be stuck dealing with her.
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>>534274689
>But God help you if you had kids with her
That's when you plan a way to murder her without getting caught
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>>534274744
you're always gonna be the primary suspect
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>plant drugs
>call cops
>get full custody
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>>534274744
Nah best to just leave, pay child support, and hope you get visitation
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>>534274798
As long as they don't have enough evidence it doesn't matter so it's up to you to do it without leaving enough evidence
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>>534274854
>extra-marital anal sex is the best I heard
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>>534274032
Snake ppl are weird. But not as weird as horse people (girls).
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>>534274581

A little below norm for this time of year but still what one should expect in mid spring in a northern midwestern state.
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>>534274037
I fervently hope no one shows up to the stupid matches. So sick of them trying to foist soccer and the metric system off on us. Its not happening, Eurofags
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>>534274050
Greetings NyeCounty Autist!
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>>534274987
I agree
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>>534274895
I don't know how they do it in Finland but in the US you are constantly on someone's camera, your phone is constantly pinging towers, DNA forensics are advanced as fuck.
No one is getting away with it.
Just leave it alone and live free I say
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l wonder if jeff has become a watcher of this show now since he was on a few weeks ago
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>>534274478
I have one who lives under my shed. He also has a girlfriend that comes around occasionally. I love those fat bastards.
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>>534275070
Ever leave them little treats
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>Reoccurring event around this area
I wonder why. Dan, any theories?
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>>534274581
Ohiobro here. They said it might snow tomorrow night. We're going into an Ice Age. Probably created by the govt.
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>>534275063
I'm not saying it's easy but there are plenty of murders that go unsolved
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>>534275111
Checked
And yes I've put food out in the woods behind the shed for them and other wildlife. I put out some hard boiled Easter eggs for them. I saw some deer eating them.
We also have a coon who had little coonlets last year. I'm actually getting sick of her though cause she goes in the garage and tries to drag away a 25 lb bag of dog food. Guess I can't blame her though, free food.
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>>534275177
When it's a random act of violence but even then that was years ago
I was watching a video where they caught a serial killer because a tiny piece of his bumper fell off after a murder
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>multiple guns
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>>534275063
I have actually had to disappeared from society at one point when I was being stalked by my ex girlfriend and big time drug dealers who were very connected to cartels out of Atlanta… she hired a private investigator to track me… it’s difficult as fuck becuase you have to drop all ties with your family and buy throwaway phones from Walmart. You have to use rental cars and switch out them out weekly and then you have to stay in low priced motels and switch it up every 3 days… People think mob movies are a joke and they won’t try to hunt you down to kill you but it’s very real… After 10 or 15 years go by they don’t care about you anymore since there’s new people in charge who don’t care who you are or who you were
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I have never once considered shaving my body hair.
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>>534275177

Yes, that’s true. You usually see violent crimes like murder committed by less than intelligent individuals but I’m always amazed by the people who, on paper, one would think are educated and intelligent but make the most asinine choices in how they commit and try to cover thrust crimes.
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>>534275520

I shaved my forearms once when I was playing baseball.
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>>534275577
Why?
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>>534275542
in order to be successful at something you need experience not intelligence
by the 5th murder anyone can get away with it
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>>534275520
I don't even like shaving my face and will go weeks without doing it
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>>534275615
People would be surprised if they knew how many murders go unsolved… that’s what’s really scary
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>literally rewinded the show
>live
lmao
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Nicely produced
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What the fuck just happened?
Did I have a stroke?
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>>534275601

The argument was that less hair meant less aerodynamic drag in your throwing motion. This is true but I’m neither hairy enough nor did I play at a high enough level for it to make an appreciable difference.
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They must have just deleted a nigger getting blasted
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>>534275360
Maybe just pay your debts? I went to high school with someone who decided to live in a shack in the woods just to avoid child support. I get that he hates his ex but he is also living without heating, a/c, shower and a toilet.
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>>534275690
most are in the inner cities
>snitches get stitches
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An argumentative, drunken man on a bus? That’s quite rare.
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This guy sounds like Tracy Morgan
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The other cop did not like that one cop mocking the drunk nig saying he's homeless
I get he drunk but come on
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>that bitch picked a fight with ME
fuck, that call was just gettin started
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>>534275717
That's what I figured, but I'd imagine you'd have to be as hairy as an ape for it to start impacting performance.
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Europeans be like just use public transport chud

The public transport:
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>>534275727
There’s a lot of scary people in this world anon who have killed people and gotten away with it…. Those are the people you should be scared of, I sure was. Lots of cartel/gang members know dirty private detectives who will track you down.
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Wtf? Why does Dan switch to some guy driving ever time tonight?
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>doesn't speak english
Deport
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>>534275846
Dos cervezas?
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>>534275817

Yeah. You gotta be Greek or Turkish or be throwing in the 90s for it to matter.
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tonights show is another snoozer
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i thought he was a little higher than just drunk
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This guy talks like a black preacher.
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What was he drinking?
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"Drunk" doesn't quite capture this guy
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>>534275520
I bought this thing to shave my hairy back but it takes too long so I just gave up and let it grow
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>>534275896
It’s not the show, it’s the frens we made along the way
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>>534275936
Hobo wine.
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>>534275936
bum wine
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>four cops for one barely upright drunken old man

Is this an efficient use of public resources? Especially in Toledo where there are probably roving gangs of gun toting juveniles mucking about?
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>al-co-holic
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>>534275968
That's a man
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Hey, they haven't shown FL or LA tonight. What the fuck?
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>>534275968
Oops wrong Picrel
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>>534275968

Cannons worthy of JP Morgan
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>>534275963
Be hairy and proud, anon. Some women like it. My wife loves playing with my body hair.
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>police get a look at the driver…
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new bread >>534276091 >>534276091
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>>534276024
Had to keep it pg-13 if zoomers even know what that means
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>>534275998
>>534275996
>Irish whiskey, grenadine, and lime juice
that shit sounds nice
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>>534275996
I've seen those, never tried it.
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Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.
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Dude was jacking off in the car



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