PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump After WHCD Shooting, Washington, DC 4/25/2026https://youtu.be/ZHN8xcAJUsc>Pres Trump Talks at TPUSA, Phoenix, Arizona 4/17/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg5Cr_FDHR0>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks on Tax Week, Las Vegas, Nevada 4/16/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKpfdZitCM>Pres Trump Speaks With the Artemis II Astronauts, Washington, DC 4/7/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u04P_rSXJ4U>Pres Trump Press Conference, Washington, DC 4/6/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFO-SY9ykdA>Pres Trump Address to the Nation, Washington, DC 4/1/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzhLRPZfOMQ>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 3/26/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse9HAmQtD0>Pres Trump at Memphis Safe Task Force Roundtable, Memphis, Tennessee 3/23/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwwjmWKMWjM>Pres Trump Commander in Chief Trophy Presentation, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-OC21Mk_WY>Pres Trump Meets Prime Minister of Japan, Washington, DC 3/19/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgFkp02qFM>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/0gmskk.txtprev >>534271049
Pedo Trump General - Orange Nigger that also raped kids editionUltimate MIGGER
Ultimate MAGA.
MAGA and good evening, frens!
>>534275456G'd bless AmericaG'd bless IsraelG'd bless /ptg/ and its anons
America is such a hiki nation
>>534275527
>>534275510hello dorofren
>>534275510Evening.
>>534275456
>>534275472>still failing to provide any proof other then repeat words like a literal robot
>>534275510Happy friday fren.
>>534275494Migger missed first post. Sad!
>>534275494>>534275510Pedophiles
got the friday night politics lasagna. its sad that the thirdies wont be able to grow their crops this year due to the fertilizer shortages
Shill showed up in 21 secondsThese people's obsession is unhealthy.
>>534275527Those who bless /ptg/ will be blessThose who curse /ptg/ will be cursedMany are saying this>>534275553It's how the anglosphere fended off communism so far. We give them a day to come out and march, and then we have the cops bash their heads in and drag them off in chains.Some of my favorite commie bashing todayhttps://streamable.com/wuzxjjhttps://streamable.com/2u2loj
AWOOING
>>534275553This isn't a holiday in Japan, it is within golden week though which is something separate. I wonder how much else on this map is made up.
>>534275565>>534275569>>534275609Henlo, frens! The guests are very upset.
>>534275617I'm surprised they're still kvetching this lateinternals must be looking pretty fucking bleak
I MAGA against my will >>534275553America is not a socialist nation we are a nation of liberty
>>534275607now now no need to question their gender....bigot.
>>534275616I can't wait for Canadians to starve and give their last meal to fucking fatass jeets.
>>534275632
>>534275660many, many, many such cases
>>534275670With the SCOTUS ruling they've pretty much lost the redistricting war.
And of course, it's the ethiopian that hates american workers the most
>>534275691
>>534275616I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEYEEEEEEES MY FUCKIG. TEA AND COFFEEE AAAAAAAAA
>If it ain’t White it ain’t right.Hell yeah.
>>534275705Damn right, and it's almost sad!
>>534275670They haven't had good news in years. Absolutely nothing of theirs has gone according to plan since 2020.
>>534275553May 1st isn't a public holiday in NZ, I was at work yesterday.
>>534275616I made spaget with meatballs. This is political because niggers don't know how to make balls, and it is important to remind niggers of that. Here is an educational video I made on the subject. Enjoy.>>>/wsg/6139102
I hate Marxism in America
>>534275750She beat the charges!
>>534275608>repeat words like a literal robotHilarious coming from a MAGAt, whose entire purpose is to regurgitate Trumps talking points while sucking him offAwoo?
>>534275610It makes sense when you realize Trump was a registered Democrat far longer than he's been a Republican.
>>534275779Assaulting CNN "reporters" isn't a crime!
>>534275510>>534275632>>534275660Why do you grown ass men LARP as little girls? Is it to increase the likelihood that Trump will fuck you?
>>534275660They’re always angry and gay.
>>534275456Better tell israel that then, commie faggot
>>534275845yes i want a peek
The High Point 50. Just floating it.
>>534275472FPBP>>534275494Missed first post, tranny!
>>534275845>so mad he has to come into a thread about another countries president to rage about itWhat causes people like this to be such fucking losers.
>>534275854>They’re always angry and gay.Especially gay! They can't post without mentioning their pedophile proclivities.
>>534275472you lost tranny
>>534275854You're right about that, my man.
>>534275553May Day is a satanic holiday.jews sacrifice kids.
>>534275782>proving my point
>>534275825correct. Its fun for the WHOLE family.
>>534275905> What causes people like this to be such fucking losersGreat question. Why are you tonguing the anus of a president from a different country?
>>53427545610 bucks says he's listed as white in the crime statistics
>>534275972>anime avatar>it’s of a little girl>theyre desperately sweeping for trumpYou can’t make this shit up lol
>>534276003Kek
>>534275607because there's 0 confirmation that any kids died despite the fact that iran was using schools as human shields around their military installations so they just ai generated a bunch of portraits
>>534275972How come libtards never addressed that the reason they support trans kids is because Epstein wanted to fuck them?
>>534275607Did the same commies ever hold a vigil for White Children murdered by niggers?
Remember to GET OUT AND VOTE for your local races and referenda! JOIN ICE and visit USAjobs.gov for potential positions working for Trump!Purge all of those who are against our MAGA movement--whether they previously supported us or not! Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!Full voting guide: https://nopaste.net/oj1wcpBkXZMake America Healthy Again Act: https://pastejustit.com/make-america-healthy-again-act-by-pugnatUkrainian War explanation: https://pastes.io/ukraine-explanationBigger Beautiful Bill: https://files.catbox.moe/4wzufc.txtEndorsements for upcoming referenda:Apr 21, VA: NOMay 16, LA: Yes, No, Yes, No, YesMay 19, AL: Yes May 19, OR: NOJune 9, ND: YesJune 16, OK: NoAug 4, KS: YesAug 25, OK: YesNov. 3, USA: AK: NOAZ: YesAR: Yes, Yes, No, YESCA: NOCO: YESFL: YesGA: YesHI: NoID: YesIN: YesKS: YesLA: YesMD: yesMA: NoMI: NoMO: No, No, Yes, NoNE: YesNV: NO, YESNH: YesNM: Yes, No, no, NO, NO, NO, NO NC: YESND: YesNV: NO, YES NM: NOOR: NOSD: YES TN: Yes UT: YesVT: NoVA: NOWI: YESWY: Yes What are some good prayers for when you're sad?
>>534276047anime...
>>534275845so any image you post is what you are larping as?got it.
We need an ALL-OF-GOVERNMENT response to the migration crisis in our Country!State ought take maximal action to increase deportations for national security!Treasury ought confirm immigration status with tax filings!Transportation ought collect immigration status when they inspect trucks!Interior ought enforce measures to protect our Country against foreign labor in national parks!Agriculture ought crack down on abuse of farm labor visas!Labor ought throw the book and bust unscrupulous employers which hire illegals!JUSTICE ought launch an all-out judicial crackdown to crush migrant crime and anti-American discrimination! WAR ought mobilize to clear illegal alien terrorists off the streets!Commerce ought restrict government money to companies with strict immigration protocols and secure our economy amid crisis!HHS ought declare that public health justifies emergency measures to deport illegals!HUD ought help DHS to deport illegals who use government housing! Arrest them in their sleep!ED ought collect data on illegals in school and teach children of the migration threat!Energy should be tightening security protocols against migrant crime & terrorism!VA should lend VA Police to DHS!Even other agencies of DHS can lend their staff to ICE and CBP! (In fact, why not establish Joint Deportation Commands in various districts across the Country?)Every department has multiple roles it can fulfill in our national struggle against foreign contamination! Labor can do a lot more than just break bad unions--they collect labor statistics, it's not hard to collect illegal alien labor data!REGULATE IMMIGRATION TO DEATH! Have every department writing regulations to protect the American people against legal alien labor and reduce the number of foreigners in America!We cannot stop restricting the barbarians until our wages recover and our Country is happy and prosperous again!
Current verdicts:Pitts v. MS: 6A right to meet accusersDoe v. Dynamic: LA cannot grant immunity in a federal case.Clark v. Sweeney: Trial juries can convict with a missing juror.Bowe v. US: SCOTUS has jurisdiction over criminal appeals.Barrett v. US: 18 USC 924 is 1 law.Bost v. IL: Candidates have standing.Case v. MT: 4A allows emergency entryBerk v. Choy: State evidence law not used in fed courtEllingburg v. US: Restitution is criminal punishment.CIAPU v. Burton: Reasonable-time limitLearning Resources v. Trump: No IEEPA tariffsUSPS v. Konan: USPS can't be sued.Villareal v. TX: 6A permits restrictions intended to prevent testimony-matchingGeo v. Menocal: Yearsly decision a defense, not immunityGalette v. NJTC: NJTC lacks immunityU-O v. Bondi: Defer to BIAOlivier v. Brandon: Prospective relief available for convictsCox v. Sony: ISPs not liable for user piracyRico v. US: Supervised release is not automatically extended in case of failure to comply.Chiles v. Salazar: 1A protects conversion therapy.Chevron v Plaquemines: Chevron protected by FORSLA v. Callais: VRA gerrymandering mandate unconstitutionalFirst Choice v. Platkin: CPCs can accept anonymous donations.Awaiting verdicts:Hencely v. Fluor: Federal Tort Claims ActLandor v. LA: Prisoner religious rightsRutherford v. US: First Step ActFernandez v. US: Use of the same reasons for reduction & vacation of sentenceTrump v. Cook: Removal of officialsNRSC v. FEC: 1A campaign spendingHamm v. Smith: IQ testingFSCO v. Saba: Investment Company ActWV v. BPJ: Tranny athleticsWolford v. Lopez: 2AM&K v. Iam Pension Fund: ERISA multiemployer plan withdrawalHavana Docks v. Royal Caribbean: LIBERTAD ActExxonMobil v. Cimex: Foreign Sovereign Immunities ActEnbridge v. Nessel: Statute of limitationsPung v. Isabella, MI: 5A & 8AUS v. Hemani: 2A drug addictsHunter v. US: Limitation on appealsMontgomery v. Caribe: Preemption by 49 USC 14501
>>534276005Point out where that happened faggot. Of course a little bitch like you would be constantly thinking about tonguing other peoples anuses.
LET FREEDOM REIGN! FULFILL OUR DIVINE PROVIDENCE, OUR NEW MANIFEST DESTINY!Our rightful land:1. British Indian Ocean Territory2. Canada3. Greenland4. Marie Byrd Land5. Faroe Islands6. Clipperton Island7. St.-Barthelemy8. Falkland Islands9. South Georgia & the South Sandwich Islands10. St. Pierre & Miquelon11. Federal Dependencies & Nueva Esparta of Venezuela 12. British Antarctic Territory (incl. Ross Dependency)13. St. Helena, Ascension, & Tristan da Cunha (SHATC)14. Dutch Caribbean15. Cayman Islands16. Guadeloupe17. Martinique18. Montserrat19. Anguilla20. Turks & Caicos Islands21. UK Virgin Islands22. Bermuda23. French Guiana24. French Polynesia25. Pitcairn Islands26. Wallis & Futuna27. Peter I Island28. Fernando de Noronha, Rocas Atoll, Sts. Peter & Paul Archipelago, Trinidade & Martim Vaz29. San Andres & Providencia (Raizalia)30. San Bernando ArchipelagoWe're Americans. We dream big & we win bigger. The fact is that we cannot tolerate unfree zones with the Americas. We're going to liberate our sphere, including:1. (Western) Samoa2. St. Vincent & the Grenadines3. St. Lucia4. Kiribati5. Cuba6. Nauru7. Dominica8. Guyana (eastern half)9. Grenada10. St. Kitts & Nevis11. Antigua & Barbuda12. Bahamas13. Costa Rica14. Panama15. Iceland16. Jamaica17. BelizeIn summary, our goals are:1. Enforcing the Monroe Doctrine2. Ensuring American naval dominance.3. Reducing housing prices in the mainland USA.4. Punishing outposts of tyranny in the New World.5. Improving the US economy.6. Creating Fortress America.7. Purifying the New World demographically via mass deportation.We already have funding to enforce border patrol for Marie Byrd Land, Canada, & Greenland! Let's move forward & fulfill our American dream, the dream of Washington, Jackson, Jefferson, & Polk! We'll see McKinley & Kennedy smile upon us from Heaven!
>okay, this bi-week’s outfit doesnt thrill me at all but i concede that it meshes with this bi-week’s autism, so we’re calling a mulligan on it with the note that your look in the adspot for a good or service ill never use was quite blurry>as for this week’s autism, admitting you got filtered hard by one of the greatest kinos of our age was a bold and divisive opening gambit but ill still watch you because im unironically committed to this and i would still fight every jem’hadar ever cloned for that smileanyway, henlo, plz, what funny or interesting politics today? how have frens been?
>>534276152>>534276170>>534276177 (Check'd!)>>534276192Pass the BUSTY Act!
>>534276235What do you typically do to cheer up, anon? I'm having a rough night.
Lurker signing off. Thanks for everything. Sweet dreams.
>>534276282see ya
>>534276198Ah, good evening, kotman. I've been lurking for a fair portion of the day, and laughing as the shills and assorted guests seethe and foam at the mouth with rage. Other than that, been busy with work and am looking to go home in about 13-14 minutes. How have you been today?>>534276249Sometimes ill just listen to music, or ill watch stupid shit on YouTube. Often, though, ill fire up a cozy video game or something that I can just relax and forget about the stress for a bit with.
>>534276198>g you got filtered hard by one of the greatest kinos of our age was a bold and divisive opening gambit can you expand on that?>anyway, henlo, plz, what funny or interesting politics today? how have frens been?shills have never been madder and the comf has never been comferhope your blur isn't too soul-rending on this comfiest night of the week
>>534276249I also read a lot of random stuff, but nothing has really cought my attention as of late. I'll need to do some searching for new ones.
>>534275965qrd or do I not want to know?
F to the Waffle House in the sky.
>>534276198slightly less meh.
>>534275750No one is safe.
>>534276198There is intense speculation about the Kyrgyz security chief charged with plotting a coup to depose president Sadyr Japarov in Bishkek
how we know granny did ask for sex then changed her mind because of dementia...every believe women
>>534276438I assume you mean Spirit Airlines.
stop calling them illegal alien its mean and not very nice
>>534276249>>534276404https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwzrHU0FHmc
OH NO NO
>>534276512The hell else could I have meant? Obviously Spirit. Rather worried that this will mean lunchtime rowdies will fly on proper airlines. Realistically, though, this just means other shitty carriers like Frontier will get the Waffle House treatment.
>>534276555>cnn resorting to conspiracy theories for ratingslollmao
>>534275456IF IT'S BROWN, FLUSH IT DOWN.
>>534276469
>stop calling them illegal alien its mean and not very niceThis! The proper term is "shit-colored invader."
>>534276555what does it say
>>534275960Finished the music yet?>>534276198Been okay.
>>534276358that sounds about right considering theyre now defending the former director of the fbi>>534276377>can you expand on that?it wasnt “fire walk with me”, but that one did filter tarantino of all people. >shills have never been madder and the comf has never been comferthe mad to comf chart is mostly just a vertical line>hope your blur isn't too soul-rending on this comfiest night of the weekthe tomboys have been very loud and annoying today but the good news is that cutting out the creatine and extra fats cut my symptoms by a lot, so you know, it evens outyou?>>534276460nice>>534276471none of those words are in “the 36 lessons of vivec” or any “the winds of wycaro” novelim so vincepilled i still renember a fictional series of bullshit romantasy novels, he’s just that good
>>534276634What about those from the EU who overstayed their visas? Poles, Germans, Swedes, and people from the UK—what about them? They number in the millions.
>>534276592They could start a new airline.
>>534276687Not yet, but I fully intend to one day. Until then, the list grows ever larger.>>534276695They've lost the plot completely, my man. Anyways, time for me to drive home.
>>534276706>Let's focus on the 0.000000000001% of illegals who are White.
>>534276775Stay safe, pinky.
>>534276775drive safe
>>534275553...What is May 1st?
>>534276198Redistricting is now happening in Florida, Lousiana, Tennesse, Alabama, Mississippi, and both Carolinas. Governor Kemp of GA refused to acknowledge the Supreme Court ruling made his current districting in Georgia illegal, so the AG of Georgia bypassed filed a petition with the 11 Circuit Court stating that the current districting that the 11th Court ruled on was illegal and that they must revert to the districting that existed prior.Trump has place an additional 25% tarrif on European automobiles, as well as moving 5000 servicemen from Germany to Poland. This coincides with an economic and defensive agreement signed with Poland granting them the sole monopoly to distribute American oil and LNG in Europe.America officially ended the war with Iran, and just decided to keep three Carrier Strike Groups and the 1st MEF force in the region because you can never be too careful. You never know, a completely new and unrelated round of fighting could break out between the US and Iran. Sometimes coincidences happen.Speaking with the press this morning Trump stated "frankly we are better off not making a deal," when asked about Iran.Mysterious explosions have been happening since just after night fell yesterday Tehran time, but the IRGC wants to assure you that those explosions were caused by construction or regular field exercises and any reports of drones in the sky or American airplanes flying overhead is zionist propaganda perpetrated by the Great and Little Satans.We are at a 4/6 on the Pizza Watch and the two busiest strip clubs next to the two biggest CONUS military bases in the US are currently near to empty.Scott Bessent has been on an absolute tear, yet again, today. Openly threatening the Iranians, China, and anyone else that gets in his way. He alsoTexas AG Ken "Action" Paxton is further buffing his political aspirations by indicting 30 Teax business for H1B fraud and promising to "flush immigration fraud."Would you like to know more?
>>534276856>>534276861Will do, frens. See you in about 20 minutes or so
>>534275456WHAT THE FUCK DUDE IS THIS FUCKING REAL!!!!!!!!!!!https://x.com/1pasdeux75/status/2050118004684239137
>>534276896Mayday. Commies
>>534276471that sounds like a fantasy novel plot
>>534276695>it wasnt “fire walk with me”, but that one did filter tarantino of all people.not enough feet for him?>the mad to comf chart is mostly just a vertical lineperfectly balanced, as all things should be>the tomboys have been very loud and annoying today but the good news is that cutting out the creatine and extra fats cut my symptoms by a lot, so you know, it evens outcongrats fren. as ever, it's a work in progress and a game of inches.>you?doing a good job of spreading the comf/productive duplicity across my 3 day weekend, instead of just bedrotting for 2 days and then panicking and cramming in everything I have to do into the last day. it's definitely the way to go, when I can manage it.
This might be the Trump Coin design?https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116502833969390552
>>534276555and here....we....go.
>>534275791
>>534276950Legitimately never heard of it.
>>534276775That’s life for you when I deliver weeks long songs.
>>534276832we can do two things at the same time. I want all of them out the white ones and the black and brown ones never to return
>>534276896>The Haymarket affair, also known as the Haymarket massacre, the Haymarket riot, the Haymarket Square riot, or the Haymarket Incident, was the aftermath of a bombing that took place at a labor demonstration on May 4, 1886, at Haymarket Square in Chicago. The rally began peacefully in support of workers striking for an eight-hour work day; it was held the day after a May 3 rally at a McCormick Harvesting Machine Company plant on the West Side of Chicago, during which two demonstrators had been killed and many demonstrators and police had been injured. At the Haymarket Square rally on May 4, an unknown person threw a dynamite bomb at the police as they acted to disperse the meeting, and the bomb blast and ensuing retaliatory gunfire by the police caused the deaths of seven police officers and at least four civilians; dozens of others were wounded.
>>534275553>America is such a hiki nationWhat does this even mean?like, for you?the only thing it means for me is you're a faggot.
>>534276555gas gas gas
>>534276358That sounds about right. >>534276471I miss when there were at least cuties who would play video games now. I remember I'd bring girls to my house and play coop games.
>>534276593Leftists are rapidly metamorphosing into their elusive neocon punching bag they like to pretend exists.
>>534276988I love communism, but it’s frustrating when someone takes from you and insists it’s for your own good. At least with capitalism, they take from you and say you just need to pass it along to someone else.
>>534276593>>534277070i hope they get even worse
>>534277070On a forum I use leftists are now, unironically discussing weather manipulation and how the Israelis built giant weather control complexes in the US to make the middle east a barren desert and more suseptable to Israel invasion.They are unironically losing it from stacking endless Ls.
>>534277123the only good thing about communism is that it inevitably starves millions of communists to death
>>534277123Evergreen
seriously though, the “its a feature, not a bug” thing is not a story many tomboy appreciators will tell you but i will>>534276687i hope it continues to get better>>534276775until then then fren>>534276909>Would you like to know more?no, thank you. that was already the most political post ever made>>534276969>not enough feet for him?its no salma hayek putting her foot in his mouth and pouring champagne down her leg, thats for sure>perfectly balanced, as all things should be*most things.>congrats fren. as ever, it's a work in progress and a game of inches.fuck if that aint an apt analogy. my fucking muffin top’s got an absurd redzone defense>doing a good job of spreading the comf/productive duplicity across my 3 day weekend, instead of just bedrotting for 2 days and then panicking and cramming in everything I have to do into the last day. it's definitely the way to go, when I can manage it.noice. if youre like me you can sometimes find that perfect balance of comf and productivity at the same time, which is always fleeting and not productive in retrospect
>>534277161the Lefties are unironically taking the fun out of hating kikes
>>534277123We don't own anything right now, and we are all happy
>>534276988left can't meme
What are the political implications of Trump sundowning?
>>534275472KekFpbpMiggers will seethe
so wtf is going on in israel? some kind of civil war between the elders of zion and the lowborn pseudo-goyim?
>>534277333Comedy bombings of CNN journalists while live on air.A happy meal ordered to every home in the US, on him.
>>534277333>what are the political implications of the press lying through their teeth?>again?I demand better bumpslaves
>>534276249hey fren, I don't have any great specific advice but you could probably benefit from taking a break from life if you canI've been playing this game labyrinth of touhou tri, momiji's in it and it's very grindy, so I can focus on that, forget everything else and watch numbers go up for a few hours every nightdoing stuff like that helps me get through rough patches, if you can't control what's happening then you've just got to endure
>>534277229I have reason to believe.
>>534276909Do miggers think their plants are flying over tehran?Lol
>>534277227It’s mind-blowing when you realize just how truly sad it all is.
>>534277229>no, thank you. that was already the most political post ever madeI do this nightly for whomever asks, Monsieur Matou. Sorry about the spelling errors. I had the day off and there was an early Trump rally so I have been drinking alot making me a dumgay dweeb.>>534277260It's not the lefties. It is the poors and the browns. Anti-Semitism was more entertaining when it was a divertissement of the well-bred and erudite. H.L. Mencken's screeds upon the jews were entertaining, education, and artful. He, likewise, converyed censurer on the crass critics of the chosenites that he found among the commoners.
>>534276977hmmm needs some work.
>>534277264Let me think that over for a bit, you might have something there.
>>534277229>its no salma hayek putting her foot in his mouth and pouring champagne down her leg, thats for suretomboy vampires?>*most things.you're right, we shouldn't overdo the balance thing, because that's a paradox>fuck if that aint an apt analogy. my fucking muffin top’s got an absurd redzone defensegotta QB sneak it in with those crunches, and lay a big hurt on Linda>noice. if youre like me you can sometimes find that perfect balance of comf and productivity at the same time, which is always fleeting and not productive in retrospectI strive to master your ways. also I found out that someone uploaded the best available quality of all tough crowd episodes in a playlist, which is turbo megacomf. they're at-best VHS quality, but it really goes to show just how much better comedy was a quarter-century ago. Greg Giraldo said "it's surprising you don't see more black guys doing NASCAR, since it started with running from the cops".
>>534275456ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
>>534277356You can't convince me that what is actually in Israel doesn't swap weekly. Every couple days you hear something new out of the country that is absolutely bizarre.
>>534276977I like the comfy nights when Trump is scrolling and finds things he likes and reposts them.
>>534277545if nothing is balanced, everything is balanced!
>>534277356I have an Israel friend and he constantly bitches about this shit to me. There are the Haradi who are the weirdos that refuse to work, do public service, and suck up insane amounts of welfare while having a dozen kids each. They are basically rioting every other week demanding more gibs and underminine industry, the government, and security in Israel while driving taxes up to an insane degree. Normal (for jews of course) Israelis are slowly losing their mind with the subversive parasitism of the Haradi's near constant riots and the financial strain they induce. There is unironically serious discussions in Israel regarding if they should expell the Haradi, or find a final solution to them.
>>534277581>He thinks Trump is like himLolTrump is spending his nights diddling kids, not doom scrolling
Roger Stone has some funky moves for an eleventy year old.https://x.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/2050249989712933305
>>534277764are the same ones that show up in trump/putin's jew humiliation photoshoots with the big hats?
>mfw waiting for dweebers to show>>534277466based>>534277521>Sorry about the spelling errors. I had the day off and there was an early Trump rally so I have been drinking alot making me a dumgay dweeb.we’ve all been there, fren. ty for your service>>534277545>tomboy vampires?look, man, i dont rock the slurpee machine when youre trying to work, so do me the same favor>you're right, we shouldn't overdo the balance thing, because that's a paradoxits not even a fun paradox like “going parking” with your mom when she was in high school>gotta QB sneak it in with those crunches, and lay a big hurt on Lindai am not jalen hurts, or even josh rosen (who’s major accomplishment is getting mike mccarthy fired for the literally unforgivable crime of being green gay and losing to him)>I strive to master your ways. also I found out that someone uploaded the best available quality of all tough crowd episodes in a playlist, which is turbo megacomf. they're at-best VHS quality, but it really goes to show just how much better comedy was a quarter-century ago. oh fug imma need to look that up. norm was best weekend update host but quinn was 2ndits super weird how many 90’s snl members are based>Greg Giraldo said "it's surprising you don't see more black guys doing NASCAR, since it started with running from the cops".kektus
>>534277602something that isn't can't be
Hey guys, I hear this thread has lots of people who don't like Drumpf. Luckily he's done in a couple of years, but then what? I read all this complaining about Blumpf all over /pol/ but no one ever talks about what the alternative should be. What do anti-Drumpfkins actually stand for?
And I'm back. I'll need to check my tires in a few hours, but at least nothing bad happened.
YOU THINK I WOULDN'T FUCKING BE HERE TO HOLD MIDNITE ACCOUTABLE?!? ON A THE FIRST GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING CATURDAY EVE INTO CATURDAY OF MAY 2026?!? WELL THINK AGAIN, /ptg/...now don't be either a premature ejaculator or a late coomer, Midnite...Jessu is once again available to help
>>534277873Sometimes I think about that one video on YouTube that’s nothing but ten hours of black bear noises.
damn. it.
>>534277960welcome back dorofren
Speaking of niggerfaggots did Lucas go back to jail?
>>534277873>look, man, i dont rock the slurpee machine when youre trying to work, so do me the same favortrue, your plate seems pretty full as-is>its not even a fun paradox like “going parking” with your mom when she was in high schoolI'm not Marty but Ms. McFly coulda got it>i am not jalen hurts, or even josh rosen (who’s major accomplishment is getting mike mccarthy fired for the literally unforgivable crime of being green gay and losing to him)hey even ol' Peyton Manning moved outta the pocket once in a (very rare) while >oh fug imma need to look that up. norm was best weekend update host but quinn was 2nd>its super weird how many 90’s snl members are basedit was a better, more loving world>kektusI'm telling you fren, there were some real gems in that first episode>arguing about blacks on death row>Patrice says that more White guys get off when shooting black men>Nick Dipaulo correctly points out that's because they're in self-defenseI miss those early 00's like you wouldn't believe, now don't mis these :00's coming up
>>534278052Thanks, fren! It's good to be back. Now I can fully enjoy the comfy.
>>534278015>>534278050REKT but I bet there won't even be any breakfast tho
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY (except when killing Iranians!)THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!It's one of those days>>534277960Good awoovening!>>534278052That awoo must be a tucker fan
>>534278025
>>534277960>I'll need to check my tires in a few hoursyeah don't let them get away
>>534278113Good awoovening, fren!
are you ready for the cuba invasion and the removal of a half-centuryu thorn in America's side?
>>534277789Look at him go>>534277856No, I think those are Orthodox or those weird Noahide jews. The Haradi dress the same, but evidentially they have some kinda wild radical judaism that is basically all those memes about>Every jew will have a 1000 goyims to serve himand>To rape a 3 and 3/4 year old child is kosher because of [insert novel worth of talmud pilpul]But not a /pol/ meme because they actually unironically live like that. The rest of Israel absolutely despises them, but because they breed like rats they can just swing the votes however they want while the rest of Israel has birthrates on par with the Western world.Come to think of it I don't really know the difference between the Orthodox and the Noahide now that I think about it. I should ask my guy on the inside even though I know I will be subjecting myself to at least an hour of jewish performative kvetching about tedious micro-details of bronze age desert cult schismatics.
>>534278140I'll be quite upset if those niggers manage to escape. I can't afford new ones for a few more weeks.>>534278166Check'd, and I know they're allegedly dogshit, but I want a genuine Cuban cigar.
>>534275510ahoy
>>534277412>hey fren, I don't have any great specific advice but you could probably benefit from taking a break from life if you canI can take a break from life. That sounds kinda nice. I'll take a vacation. Maybe then I'll be cooled off.>I've been playing this game labyrinth of touhou tri, momiji's in it and it's very grindy, so I can focus on that, forget everything else and watch numbers go up for a few hours every nightCute. Very based.>doing stuff like that helps me get through rough patches, if you can't control what's happening then you've just got to endureYes. I've been enduring for a long time and I feel like my sanity is slipping at this point. It's probably best to just get away from it now.
>>534278167>my guy on the insidelike a reverse shabbos goy? some kind of ninjew?
>>534278224Henlo! It's always nice to see these awees.
>>534278166Cuba was always essentially an American territory in rebellion. It is actually kind of humiliating, like Taiwan is to China. Conquering it will make globalists seethe so hard.
>>534278025beehives will never be the same>>534278082>true, your plate seems pretty full as-isty again for the moral support>I'm not Marty but Ms. McFly coulda got ithell yeah>hey even ol' Peyton Manning moved outta the pocket once in a (very rare) whiletrue, and carson palmer even less. fucker wouldnt move until fitz was open even if lava was rushing towards his feet>it was a better, more loving worldthis>arguing about blacks on death row>Patrice says that more White guys get off when shooting black men>Nick Dipaulo correctly points out that's because they're in self-defense>I miss those early 00's like you wouldn't believe, now don't mis these :00's coming updamn, now i miss my trapper keeper and gateway computer that much morebut not as much as i fear missing this blur
>>534278221just tell Maki you're short on cash in the bakers' discord, he's got some extra curricular side hustles going on, he'll put you to work
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!>>534278307Kekkles. Alas, I still have my dignity.
ITS TIME JESSU!!!!
BUXOMIZE AMERICA -- PASS THE BUSTY ACT!
greetings traveler
>>534278395>>534278397Nice job frens! Fake cans for everyone!
>>534278395YES!>>534278397>>534278398 (Pass the BUSTY Act!)Good job, fren and kot!>>534278399Oof, but check'd!
>>534278395>>534278397>>534278398nice>>534278399oof
>you entered captcha incorrectlyanyway, tomboy time
>>534278397>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>534278395Tires are expensive.. dignity is priceless.
>>534278243Nah, he's just some guy I started chatting with on /v/ 20 years ago and we sorta ended up becoming online friends. We get drunk, bitch about our personal lives, discuss politics, and play video games together.
>>534278424Thanks, fren, and yes! Big Beautiful Bazongas, even if I prefer naturals.>>534278446Thanks, fren!>>534278474Damn right. I still got some life left in them.
>>534278395>>534278397>>534278398They did it
>>534278395>>534278397>>534278398Good jobs!>>534278399oof
>>534275553imagine being a communist and thinking you are fighting the billionaire bankers, but you are actually fighting for them in their dusty old controlled opposition scam
>>534278395>>534278398>>534278398pretty good >>534278399oof >>534278397nice
>>534278529>>534278547Thanks, frens! Dweeber's wrath may have been postponed. Our kneecaps are safe.
>>534278397Neat
>>534278570Thank you as well, fren.
>534278307i never got this one. was not fucking himself dry just not an option?>534278395>534278397>534278398whew >534278399hello>>534278424ty fren, but b cups are fine>>534278439ty pinky>>534278446ty titwolf>534278448fucking nice>>534278456ty coral, nn and plz remain comf at all costs >534278529ty bud>534278547ty mate>534278570ty lofi trumonn all frens and dweebers too since he fucking died in the last 15 minutes or something>>534278618never mind. ty dweebers, nn and stay comf
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116502756484361615Trump can't sleep tonight. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>>534278395>>534278397>>534278398NICE>>534278399woops
>>534278658Thanks, you're welcome, and goodnight, kotman! Sleep well.>>534278734Thanks, fren!
>>534278439Yes, let's pass the BUSTY Act! >>534278446Yes! >>534278520Even for BUSTY Act supporters, it seems fake cans are quite controversial, although they do look pretty natural these days unless they go for the really big ones with less regulations. >>534278547>>534278570Thanks frens! >>534278658Ty, np, & nn fren!
>>534278704kekWho's the lady?
Are you miggers OK???https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116502756484361615
>>534278766Check'd, and it be how it be! It just boils down to a matter of preference, but I can still appreciate the fake ones if they look good.
>>534278593And like that a new baker is now needed. Goodnight. We are going to win.
>>534278828
>>534278854Goodnight, owlman! Sleep well. If no one else picks up the bake tonight, I'll do it.
>>534278828https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116502804889768576
>>534278734Thanks! >>534278166Yes! >>534278832Very true! A lot of it really boils down to what makes them bigger, faster.
>>534278820Maybe Harmeet Dhillon? It's a wild card of a pool party. Like why Doug Burgum is there I have no idea.
IT'S NOT TIME
>>534279018Better late than never, Serena!
>>534276148no i do not think that they did
>>534278979Doesn't really look like her but whatever
15 years ago today Osama Bin Laden was caught and compromised to a permanent end.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maL6gq6qME
>>534275553Holding strong!
>>534279018GOOD JOB!
>>534279053>>534279258I was busy at a prime rib birthday dinner for family!
>>534279396Fully acceptable reason, then! I hope it was tasty!
>>534279129Damn that was 15 years agoThings have gotten even worse
>>534276471>Bishkek
>>534275456I hate to interrupt /ptg/ but I bring about good newsThe KKK is back and kicking ass in 2026Moonman has been revivedhttps://lazypy.ro/tts/?voice=2-1-1&service=Oddcast&text=&lang=English&g=A
>>534277954Samefag bump. Any anti-Blumpfkins want to explain their vision for society? Going back and forth slinging insults at each other is getting old. I want to hear what the opposition actually has to say, besides muh gotchas.
Nighty nite niggersHopefully I will wake up to the chared bodies of iranians.>>534279538I would tell you to buy an ad you fucking nigger, except the SPLC is indicted and you lost your funding.
https://x.com/RT_com/status/2050277792885969359?s=20
>>534279618I don't own that website you fucking moronI'm just pointing out that moonman is finally back from paywall hellWe can finally get back to maKKKing music like the good old days
>RT>CNNOH NO NO NO NO
>>534279656
>>534279656Must be hurting for views. Saying shit that happened almost two months ago like it happened today. The second anything starts acting like this it gets silenced and filtered.
>>534279687Also the SPLC can suck my fucking dick
US judge blocks Trump from ending protections for 2,800 Yemeni nationals
>>534279944poor little guys haven't had the chance to do anything in weeks
>>534280037Damn.>>534280052They look so sad...
>>534280052it's okay iran SOON
>>534280052Feast or famine.
>>534280037Woman or jew?
>>534280037You've activated my trap card! I block the judge's block! Take that!
>>534280085when i think of >americani sure think of someone who looks just like this!
>>534280085>>534280103btw this is hime>Dale Ho, a voting rights advocate with the ACLU nominated to become a federal district court judge in Manhattan
>>534280130>>534280151>ACLUwhen can this one be destroyed
>>534280151It's all so tiresome.
>>534280130Oh of course>>534280151ACLU is probably as rotten as SPLC
>>534279687Where is moonman back at? You posted a link to a random ass TTS app.
>>534280151>ACLU>HoON BRAND.
>>534280173I think the SPLC was a bigger problem but hopefully the ACLU is the next domino to fall
>>534275972This is why I fuck with trans faggots.
>>534280255
>>534280202If you go under the Oddcast tab and find the Mike voice you can get back to raping niggers again,I swear to god this took me years to find his voice again
>>534280319>Fiona (Scottish)Finally, I can get called slurs by one of The Scotsman's many daughters.
>>534280351
>>534280319oh i see. that mike voice kind of sounds like me. creeped me out a bit. post some poetry for us.
>>534280151>Ho's madFitting
>>534275608https://archive.is/yLbM8
>>534280075hey stop having fun
>>534280151>a federal district court judge in Manhattanhey I thought SCROTUS said he could ignore these
>>534280379Fine. But I won't be happy about it.>>534278854Also, still baking. It'll be a Late Night Edition, and then the Traditional Breakfast Bread if I'm awake by then.
>>534280428oral arguments just happened regarding this issue so it'll be a few months please understand>>534280404sorry sister i'm currently being politically edged, i won't have MAGA release until the first bomb falls!
>>534280472>please understandno
>>534280633He looks like gay[er] Hugo Chavez
The usuals are late for their shift change.. Brace for shitstorm.
>>534280941I choose to enjoy the comfy while it lasts, but it is wise to be on guard.
>>534280383I gotta find a good beat first but I'll post a song that I am going to create soonProbably tomorrow or if not sometime this weekMight even make a new album
>>534280991indeed.
>>534281037Ah, one of my favorites.
>>534280472you can't have more than one first bomb! that's like having a second virginity!
Good awoovening!
>>534281140Good awoovening, classy awoo! Happy Caturday!
>>534281170Henlo doroposter, I'd forgotten it was now Caturday!
>>534281229Well, now you know! Also, I hope you had a good day!
>>534280828That's a lot of pepes
>>534281304a plethora if you will.
>>534281214That's pretty much what everyone sane predicted would happen. Same thing happened with the JFK stuff.>>534281280Eh, feeling a bit under the weather today, but it was nice of the commie retards to spend the day advocating against shopping so I was able to run some errands without much crowds on a Friday.
>>534281140Good awoovening!>>534281304Trump's frens!
>>534281352I'm sorry to hear you're not feeling well, fren. I hope you get well soon! Stay hydrated and get some electrolytes in you, it'll help.It rained all day today, and I made the right call turning in at 2am last night, since my power went out like I figured it would.
>>534280037Wow I can't wait for the supreme court to pretend that the last 4 times they ruled TPS is a unilateral executive action doesn't apply, and neither does the current Haiti case, and they have to take another 18 months to get around to hearing this one too.
Still baking.
>>534281214Reading the files would take time and effort.
>>534281429Nice.
>>534281361Henlo fren!>>534281403Thanks, I'll do that
>>534281475Caturday!
Does anyone have any recent studies on how Catholics in the US view abortion?
>>534280828me on the right
Move it up
ahem
w00t
>>534281896>>534281896>>534281896>>534281896NEW THREAD>>534281896>>534281896>>534281896>>534281896GO NOWLOAD UP AND REDEPLOY, NIGGY-WIGGIES!
>>534281023do it bro, i look forward to it! the cheesy TTS charm of moonman needs to be preserved. you can't have it be too polished. i know you know what i mean. now sally forth and be as racist as possible!
>>534275782liberal shill: orange man pedomaga: you have no proof just wordsliberal shill: yeah? you just words too!maga: thank you for conceding how massive of a faggot you are>any shills have any real ammunition? this one's on drugs and he's too fucked up to post bait.
