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>cereal Who eats this shit
Oatmeal is healthy but nooooo
>>534276389Thermos bros, we're so back
>>534276389>Americans are learning that cooking food is better than just eating it rawOh my god
>>534276389I had spicy ramen once for breakfast and my stomach nearly imploded. There's something about the morning that doesn't allow my gut to process stuff properly
>>534276439OATMEALBROS WHERE U @
I rarely eat oats and almost never cereal. I really like soup.
>>534276656Quakermaxxing big time over here broFor me it's the peaches and cream flavor
I put barley in soup wow now i get both
>>534276389NooooooCerealbros it is so over
Saaaaaaaaar! Soooooooooooooooooup!Authentic street food made with real street water!
>>534276389>period blood soup chad vs soi milk cereal incelits an LGBTQ trend
>>534276728based.for me it's apple & cinnamon
But cereal is a form of soup
>>534276389No they're not. Stop trying to push soup in a bad economy, big soup faggots
>>534276389>SoupNope. Breakfast sandwich.>cheese, hash brown, meats, maybe egg
>>534276389Soup is the one of the healthiest foods human beings can eat without question. It has protein, liquids to hydrate you, vegetables, etc. really whatever you feel like throwing into the soup. Cereal is just grain with no nutritional value and most cereals are essentially a dessert since they are filled with sugar/corn syrup.>>534276439>>534276656>>534276728Same as cereal it is filled with sugar plus just like cereal the oats are sprayed down with tons of pesticides/herbacides. Enjoy your poison slop I'll take by soup thank you very much.
>>534276656I overnight my oats. I add a spoonful of protein powder, chia seeds, drizzle with honey, and use twice as much milk and it's like ice cream to me.
>>534276656Checking in. Something " they " don't want you to know about oatmeal, is that it is great in savory dishes. In recipes with chicken, for example. Delicious and cozy to eat. Chicken Oatmeal stew is so good.
I don’t eat breakfast. I can’t drink most of the day because I have to conduct surveillance. Then I work out before having dinner and going to bed. I’m pretty close to having a six pack now.The first month it was really difficult though, I’d feel dizzy and out of it all day.
>>534276389This is normal in Japan. They drink miso soup at any time of day.
>>534276603you tried to boiled spicy water with the worst quality noodles thats not breakfast thats you not understanding what food is and people selling you poison and laughing at you.buy a chicken throw it into a large pot and boil it free feel to add vegs separate the meat from bones throw the bones back in and boil the shit out of it until they become brittle strain it and add it to large glass containers fridge it. now you have liquid gold you can drink in the morning add it to any meal plan make rice with or use instead of water for those shit noodles. buy shrimp with the shell on and essentially do the same now its fish flavor nutrient filled water go ahead and get ice cube makers or muffin pan and freeze them you now have flavor in a bag you can use anytime you want to add it to something youre making
>>534276943>Same as cerealNot remotely. Oats aren't hyper processed like extruded wheatslop cereals are. In fact oats are full of inulin and even many borderline diabetics can get away with eating the stuff with little to no significant impact on blood glucose. There are some potential anti-nutrient concerns if you're eating tons of the stuff for every meal but only for breakfast in reasonable portions it's not an issue and the other benefits outweigh the potential issues. With the way most cereals are made you may as well be eating a slice of toast drenched in honey for your breakfast.
>>534277419This guy is out of control. Imagine you're on the bus or waiting for a movie in a line and some mother fucker is drinking chicken broth ice cubes behind you
>>534276389 (OP) #>big soup© corp trying to wedge itself into the cereal industry.Time to buy big spoons by the stack NOW NOW NOWSELL YOUR COUNT CHOCULA PORTFOLIO TOO!
>>534276439>>534276656oatmeal gives me stomach problems
>>534276603Pussy
>>534277529I think about opening up a little broth shop like a high end coffee shop small batches runs out by noon charge high and charge even more for anything extra that i pay cents for i guarantee you all you need is the right location and you will never fail and yes anon i carry around a large cup that everyone thinks is cold water but its actually warm broth you cant stop me I also got to be friends with processing plants and farmers and i get all my bones for free they get a discount and yes i sell it at my local farmers market and i make more money in one day in -3-4 hrs than many people make in 2 weeks of work with years of school i also never deal with vegetarians old men i tell them it will revitalize their libido etc and women i tell them it will make them look younger im rude and mean to anyone i think of as "young" I love making broth I love that i can make money doing it and i love that nobody can stop me
>>534277585Maybe you should take a probiotic or eat more fermented foods
>>534276389>Experts support itAs implausible as this sounds, this objectively means it's fucking terrible for you.
WHERE U AT NOW SOUP YOU FUCKIN POLISH FAGGOT
>>534278123I would buy broth from a good broth shop. I wish they had those where I live. It would be a fun way to taste exotic broths to see if I liked them. Do you use picrel to make broths with?
>>534278829We need to bring back brothels.
>>534278971Oh yeah, we bring back the whore house with a big communal soup bowl I will be partaking it will be just like Skyrim with my mods installed
>>534278829I have 2 of these sometimes 4 if there's an event happening or i felt like experimenting with flavors people pour their own cup and i just refill them as needed once or twice sometimes i do sheep shrimp clam gator duck i use the cheapest fresh vegs i can find I never do anything spicy but my friend loves that shit and he makes jars of hot sauce to go with it. for one cup i charge 14 dollars repeat customers i usually do 10 i also have frozen containers of soup the kind you get at a Chinese restaurant for soup those i sell for 35 a pop and i always sell out i bring two chest full. i leave the market with over 1k on a bad day and close to 3k on ok days i quit my wage job 3 years ago and my wife hates me because i make more than her and i have more free time than her I told her she should do it too and compete against me we can both then raise the price and either way we win. I take 50% of all cash and i buy gold and silver from shops i also buy nice cars from dying old people and sell them for too much. all of this is possible because im more broth than man now.
>>534278231He killed his Grandma
>>534276603Bro ramen is not for breakfast
>>534276389Lol. Cereal is a soup. You were eating soup all along!
>>534279432>more broth than man now
I eat bran flakes and chia seeds with costco organic a2 non homogenized milk for breakfast. Fight me. Soup is good though. Sodium, protein and liquid is what you need in the morning. Add veggies for fiber and a carb like rice, noodles or orzo and you're golden. Morning is way too early for sugar unless you're about to be active or mentally focused.
>>534279851This man drinks my bone broth when you start to drink it things that never seemed possible become a reality. Bone broth for your souls bones.Broth from my home to your bones. Broth its what souls crave.
>>534279432Well, good for you if you can do it, but I would never spend $10 for one cup of broth. Do you have a line of normal broths, like chicken or beef, that you keep at a low steady price, and then just charge outrageous price for the exotics? Or do you just sell to rich people?
It's happening.
>>534276389>aol.com Shouldn’t you be asleep grandpa?
>>534280449She needs to raise her standards holy fuck.
Coffee and a Banana for me. I'm not really that hungry in the morning. Lunch 4 hours later, then snack, then dinner, then snack, then maybe another snack 30 min before bed.
>>534280449This is basically the plot of the diamond age but with soup. Of course a no imagination women hated it
>>534276603Dude Oats are one of the most heavily pesticide laden foods. Enjoy your colon cancer.
>>534276389>indian man paid by jews still assmad he and his land are laughed at for eating literal shit>make gay thread and gay article about how eating whole grains is bad>be even stupider and suggest eating soup is 'wild'>don't even realize cereal & milk is cold soup>mfwI wish the sweeping crew here would just quit being retarded and range IP ban obvious israeli and indian. Hiroshimoot is a fucking nip; it's not like he likes either of them enough to warrant the retarded sliding that goes on here by those two backwater countries.
>>534276389Soup is a drink, not a meal
>>534280449I'm getting sick of these broads holding us back as a society, if we ever manage to fix the jew problem we still have a massive mountain to climb in fixing our bitches
>>534276389I recently came across some fresh raspberries and cut up a few and put them into a cereal bowl. Best cereal I ever had.
>>534276816I sometimes go for that in winter
>>534280352first 2 times to test things i sent a girl to sell my shit so if it failed i was never the face of it. anyways i was selling 5$ a cup and it sold out both times in less than 1hr so on the third time i showed up and started charging 14 said that the person i hired priced it wrong everyone was super disappointed but i sold out in 3hrs so thats where i keep it anyone that says anything about the price i just basically call them poor and not being able to identify quality i got sample cups tell them they can try and i say above 50% of the time they not only buy but are repeat customers after that but yes chicken and cow broth is always on tap but i actually price my experiment shit cheaper because i want to make i can move it. its all organic high quality pictures of healthy cows and chickens i got from the internet best part is doing trades from other sellers so i just trade my broth for food and beer. I joke with the owner that he should just put my broth on tab like the beer and he is a crazy motherfucker because he loves that idea and basically told me if i can figure it out he will pay for it to be installed but that sounds like a job and work
>>534280618Brotherman I am American and I verified my email so the moderation team knows such. The mods have banned me many times in the past but I respect their enforcement of the rules and have learned from my punishments now I only post good threads. I am reformed and sliding nothing as there is nothing to slide. I just want to see anons discuss the political implications of folks rejecting cereal and instead eating soup for breakfast as is outlined by a news story published the same day of my posting
>>534280931>broth is always on tap
>>534280618So do you like soup?
>>534276389Water based cooking
>>534276805nice reversed gif
>>534277529hot bone broth from a thermos
>>534276816>>534276728Look at you flavor fags paying top dollar for oats. Just buy a 50lb bag for pennies on the dollar and eat it plain or add some shit.
I LOVE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP
>>534281015If youre asking this question you aren't drunk enough. It's pubbar.
Americans should have poha, upma, for breakfast>>534276419>>534276439>>534276502>>534276527
>>534281197>50lb bag for pennies on the dollarYO where do I buy this, costco?
>>534281299Yeah probably or online.
>>534281316thank you mein ubermenschoatmeal uber alles
>>534276389Soup is greatThe premade ones are almost designed like a science experiment to induce de_th 100+x rda sodium
>>534276389>2pbtidOf course, you'd only laud him before he gets up. Also, breakfast cereal is not good.
>>534281402WinCo you can buy plain oats by the pound when I was into bodybuilding I'd blend instant oats into a powder and add them to my protein shakes
>>534281402I personally rarely eat oatmeal. I usually put it in smoothies or dig a spoon into peanut butter and then dip that into dry oats and eat it. I know, I'm a freak. But, I'm not a fan of the mushy consistency of oatmeal. But, I always try to help people eat healthy for pennies on the dollar.
>>534280931I would love to see broth shops everywhere. Its a golden idea.Broths is a clever niche to fill, in this upcoming wave of health and novelty drinks wave, coming up. Broths and non-alcoholic health and novelty beverages is where its at.
I had some left over ham and made the most incredible potato soup the other day what the hell kind of soups are people making for breakfast though?
>>534276389Grits with a little butter is way better and denser than cereal, plus don't have to fuck with buying milk that goes bad before you can use it all, never put sugar with it, if you do you are a faggot. Plus they are much more affordable than cereal.
>>534276389Cereal is soup though.
>>534281667Oat soup.
>>534281889And you're going to tell me that fat man floating in oil is also a soup, we need to establish some soup standards
I used to eat a lot of instant oatmeal
>and experts support itExperts at what? The obvious? You mean eating shitty empty carbs instead of a nice rich warm soup is better for you? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!Thanks experts for agreeing! What would we do without your 90IQ expertise in the blatantly obvious? Now, if only they could figure out that therapy is a scam.
>>534282316>You mean eating shitty empty carbs instead of a nice rich warm soup is WORSE for you?Derp, I'm an expert at correcting dumbassery in my posts. Hire me.
>>534281878never even knew sugar grits was a thing it never even occurred to me to do it but i guess people do crazy stupid things like chocolate pasta just because you can doesn't mean you should.
>>534276389>expertsEvery time I hear expert I want to drive a bullet through a expert.
>>534276389
>>534279432this can't be legalthis cunt is out of control
>Polish Soup anon wonSomeone make an apology form edit so I can sign it
>>534281878Grits are nasty. I'd rather buy bulk no brand cereal and eat it dry out of the bag, since you apparently are brown and don't like milk
>>534276419Me. I love granola.
>>534282316I don't trust any experts, but I work 12 hour shifts doing physical labor and I need carbs over soup
>>534281287Fuck off with that disgusting indian shit.
>>534281121> SaaaaaaarrrHe stil would dip the ladle in sewage, why are you even trying to defend this
>534282098>534281889> we need to establish some soup standards
>>534276943You can easily eat oatmeal. Just boil them in water, add some protein powder, some nuts and berries and you have essentially a soup
>>534276943>the oats are sprayed down with tons of pesticides/herbacidesAnd the vegetables in your soup aren’t?
>>534276943>Soup isliteral goycattle slop. Whatever you used to feed your cattle with in hot water. Only recently it became somewhat fancy. Still better than cereal, but soupniggers are delusional.
