Can someone explain me why gets Mad crazy because of a Gas Station?
>>534276955I just hang out there to watch the THOTs yo!
It is another part of the AMERICAN WAYEat your daily BUC-EES BEAVER NUGGETS and enjoy your FREEDOM to SHART in your DIESEL TRUCK as you DRIVE THE WAY YOU DAMN WELL CHOOSE
>>534277016hell yeah look at that squealer, she's ready to SHART for FREEDOM
>>534276955>What the average Bucees consumer looks like
>>534277169Whoops wrong webm
>>534277234No takebacks
>>534277234>*A bunch of randomised Oblivion NPCs storm in*>"WOOOOOOH WHO'S READY TO CONSOOOOOOM!!?"
>>534277047>>534277113G'day m8, as you appear to be a foreigner and unfamiliar with the American Way of Life, let me educate you.You SHART in the MART. Here in Cali-Wali, and most of the United States, that means WALMART.BUC-EE's on the other hand, well... let's just say you go to BUC-EE's when you need a little fuck-ee and suck-ee. The restrooms, specifically.
>>534276955Good timeline wal-mart.
>>534277169id take mostly any of that
>>534277234>There could be buc-ees brisket here he thought
>>534276955Memeflag=nigger
>>534277534Thank you BASED AMERICAN SHARTER I understand clearly know that BUC-EE's is for FUCK-EE and SUCK-EE
>>534277534Califailians are gay niggersYoure north mexico
Bucees is racist against truckers!
>>534277169what is this new trend, I see it on Instagram too, they sometimes twitch their pussies
>>534276955its like a rest stop but instead of lot lizards there is lot squirrels givin up that bussy
>>534278562shit i mean beaver bussy...what the fuck thats even worse
Americans worship the god of consumerism
>>534276955its desu a desu gas station
>>534278753oh shit, word replacement.desuDESUhahah
>>534276955It's a simple model that works:- gas priced a little below average- clean bathrooms- hot food- no trucksMakes for a convenient gas/piss stop. Then they add a bunch of other walmart level crap to upsell to women and rednecks.Overall, pretty impressive operation.
>>534277748Kek>at a bucees you can shart anywhere...
>>534276955it was a cute novelty when it was only in texasnow i don't feel like visiting them anymore
>>534277748>muh wife needs her daily Buc-ees brisket intake
>>534276955air conditioning and something exciting during 100+ mile long trips
