/pol/ what will your job be on the chud commune?
professional political analyst whose prediction is always that nothing will happen
>libleft meets authleft
>>534285532>What's your job gonna be Communist dictator obviously
alt rock rockstar that plays in the bar/pub. I will settle for a studio apartment with 2-4 people with a 1:1 male:female(real/biological) ratio.yes, now we're in a happy society :)
I'm going to be the one that never forgets to tell you you're a lil' bit smelly when you've you've forgotten to use deodorant >pooooh, anon! You STINK, mate
>>534285532I want to be the one holding the gun on the ones digging the ditch.
>>534285532>what will your job be on the chud communeVillage rapist
>>534285697>inb4 bongistanwheres your moldovian flag
>>534285697A noble profession.
>>534285695I'll take mass grave bulldozer operator. That sounds cathartic.
>>534285532I think I would make a great commissar
>>534285532I will measure heads
Suicide assistantI need all these weapons for my job because a bullet to the back of your head is the best suicide. I will never run out of targe... people i can help.
>>534285766That does sound nice. Technically I'm a neet here in the west, but after thinking about all the exciting employment opportunities, maybe I wouldn't mind working in a communist utopia.
>>534285897>>534285834can you guys just swap countries
>>534285532bell collector
>>534286215
>>534285532Counter revolutionary revolutionary.
Kikefinder general.
Political officer who beats the shit out of people who think instead of dig the fucking trench and make jokes about shovels.
>>534285532ill be in charge of finding all the leftniggers who down voted me on reddit
>>534286239>>534286215Wow anon, nice bell collection. You absolutely Bellmog everyone.>>534285695We should work as a team, kind of like those guys with MG42's.
>>534285932Being a political commisar in a communist commune would actually be the most based as fuck job ever.Just dont do the dishes then shoot random people in the side of the head for not doing "Their" dishes, Fellow comrades, and always blame the people your shooting for being the ones who "arent doing the dishes".Its literally step 2 in how to create a communist utopia, under "Purges"
>>534285532why don't they understand that socialism will never work simply due to how humans work, greed, lazyness, envy, status crawing etc are baked into humans and make systems like communism simply impossiblesocialism works for ants or bees, but will never for humans
>>534285995We don't use bullets for assisted suicide in Canada
>>534285532Operating and maintaining the new niggerwhipper 5000
>>534286503Socialism absolutely will work will all the brave Political Commisars in this very thread.I think you need to spend less time thinking, and more time facing the wall, comrade.
>>534285532Foid punisher.
>>534285532Alright /pol/ let's play a game. Let's say we're starting a commune. How do we start building the houses?
>>534286516Im opting for the trebechet into the side of the rockies personally. The downhill in a wheelchair option seems fun, but the success rate just doesnt justify the chances of failure.The eco friendly option of a polite tap to the head with a hammer is a nice touch, its nice to see we accommodate tree huggers too.
>>534286516Yet
Choral master
>>534286599Simple.We reenact the camp scene from Schindlers list, with me playing a more attractive better jawline amon goeth, but instead of "we are not arguing with these people" we launch them from a trebechet into the side of the mountains, and instead of the infamous "balcony scene", its just me holding a rifle up buck naked staring at people while "like a prayer - Madona" plays loudly on speakers in the work camp.Seeing me naked holding a rifle will inspire the political commisars to beat the redditors into doing it for us, they dont want tswift karaoke night and "how many redditors could you take in full knight gear and mount" contests if its not done to my autistic specifications.
Do nothinger
Professional waifu rater
wood chipper maintenance man
idk, i like building log cabins and growing potatoes, so seeing how i have the means to make housing and food (no matter how poor quality), i'll be better off leaving and living on my own
>>534285532sniperlong thankless shifts watching for signs of violenceshoot source until it stopsdispose of body
Armchair philosopher king
>>534285532probably the same as right now, but hopefully with less taxes that go to libshits
>>534285532A political officer that will beat everyone that thinks being professional political analyst is a real job like him >>534285568
>>534286503nothing that 10 years of forced labour can't fix
