LMAO
kekked, this isn't real right? funny regardless. like the one where he said "Iran wanted me to be the aya TOLL ah", wait that was fake too right?
>>534288276I'm not a native English speaker but even way back in 2015 when Trump talks he sounds like a retarded child and not like an educated adult
>>534288276The only president to take a cognitive test? You must be smart! Very good, Donnie!
>>534288342https://x.com/atrupar/status/2050312782369652861Its real
>>534288276>and who wrote this 'cognitive test' Mr. President?>m-me meself...
>>534288276This is the test he's talking about. Not too dissimilar from a test you'd see in 1st grade
>>534288276Isn't submitting to a cognitive test admitting that your cognitive status is in doubt?
>>534288445the funny part is he said this was tough during his speech
>>534288406holy shit dude...
>>534288276what a fat fucking retard, holy shit. and amerigoys voted for that boylover 2 timesalso Obama derangement syndrome
>>534288276>TIGER..TIGER. TIGER TIGER. BIRDIE. BIRDIE BIRDIE
Trump kinda looks like he’s been taking bonghits in that imageIt would explain a lot
>>534288445HOLY FUCK THIS IS FOR LITERAL RETARDS! We studies this and it's for determining not if but how much a person is retarded
>>534288551It's not an IQ test, retard. It's a dementia test.
>>534288364Yes what's important is whether a candidate has practiced sounding smart.
>>534288406
>>534288593Same coin. Two sides.
>>534288593Phew I thought I was low IQ there for a minute
>>534288445Ya well I'd like ta see you ace dat test libturds
>>534288364He has an extremely low iq.
>>534288276>>534288406LOL
>>534288551It's to test your ability to recall and retain short term information, not to test your intelligence. It looks easy because it is, of there's nothing wrong with you. It's when those easy things become difficult that you have a severe disability
>>534288399You joke but you know Biden could never do that and he was never actually the real president
>>534288726Name the 5 words you were supposed to remember
>>534288445Naming the dromedary is a bit hard because in simplified American "English" it's often called a camel.
>>534288726What is?
republicans fuck kids. everybody knows it.it's crazy.everybody knows that republicans fuck kids. in a crowd of 100 people, there's not a single person who doesn't know that republicans stick their little dicks into kids.
>>534288740A leader doesn't really need to be able to do that shit, he just needs some integrity. Biden didn't have that of course but lefties probably think he did (if lefties even remember him)
>>534288846Lots of pedos just feel the kid up
>>534288445
>>534288614yeah.. normal people dont need to practice not sounding retardedbut im sure hes only pretending to be retarded, because as he would say it he has the best brain
>>534288776It was called a camel long before some homo scientist decided to rename it without anyone asking him to
>>534288445To be fair: Biden would not have been able to remember "face, velvet, church, daisy, red" for 5 minutes.
>>534288342I'm afraid it is
>>534288920Everything was called an "ugh" before smarter people created better classifications.
>>534288881>Lion instead of israelnot a real american
>>534288276This guy is hilarious. It doesn't even occur to him that he's the only president to take the test because, not counting Biden, nobody before him needed to because their mental capacities were never in question to begin with.
>>534288445How do you connect this into a cube if it's so easy?
>>534289105They think they're smart but they get tied up in knots. They'll try say a strawberry isn't a berry and a banana is. They forgot the original intent of the language
>>5342891750
>>534288881>digital clockyou tested positive for being a nigger
>>534289174Reagan was kind of fucked wasn't he. Not Trump fucked but people were held to higher standards back then
>>534289321>Reaganmay he burn in hell, he was a rotten corporate pigdog
>>534288881I'll have to mark you down for the women only part, that's not quite correct
>>534289025All the more reason to have age limits. The soviet union was also killed by way of geriatric dementia patients.Breshnev, Chernenko and Andropov-all of them were in the shape than Trump or biden were.
>>534288445honestly? he's probably right that obama's niggermonkey brain can't pass this
>>534289337I don't think there's a single person on earth who isn't retarded at multiple things so it's pretty inevitable that a president will always be a failure
>>534289391I'm having a lot of trouble finding that fucking bear Trump was talking about
>>534289175Anon, I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you but you're 'tarded.
>>534288276
>>534289414reagan monumentally fucked over the american middle class lol, he was an actor too believe it or not; what a sick joke
>>534289175ur stupid this is how its done
>>534288276How many times a year is he taking these tests? Are they tracking some advancing degenerative disease?
>>534289507Its just some temporary economic stress to everyone else but the rich before the wealth starts to trickle down.Keep voting for republicans or you might miss your slice of the pie :) Dont forget, working in a coal mine is based and having clean energy sources is gay
>>534288445>>534288451This is for Alzheimer’s btw. 24 or higher is a pass. Under 24 and you have mental impairment which can be used to diagnose the disease. We have the same test in the USA called MMSE. This is the Canadian version.
>>534288276How is this not a risk to national security? He's lost his marbles completely.
I hope pol is tolling me but I wonder if the people on twitter understand this is satire mocking the fact he had to take those tests
These aren't real people, right?
>>534289899Trump is saving America from the deepstate and the swamp, and prevented nuclear war by invading Iran
>>534289743>i-it's satirehe's actually a fat retarded pedophile, anon
>>534289507An actor who fucked over the American public? that's all politicians
>>534288276Does he not realize the test he's being given is a Dementia test that is basically impossible to fail unless your brain is swiss cheese? And they only give them to people who they suspect are in some advanced stage of mental decay?
>>534289697I'd unironically score 25 because I can remember those 5 fucking words 5.min later lol
>>534288276I wish he would have misread it as "which one is the best" and went on a rant about the relative merits and demerits of each animalWhich one is the best, anons?
HE DOES HAVE A GOOD POINTHE'S RIGHT YOU KNOWNOW THAT THE DUST HAS SETTLEDSAY SOMETHING NICEPOWERFULREALLY MAKES YOU THINKWHAT ARE THE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONSPUBLIC TRANSPORTATIONKNEELPOLITICALLY SPEAKINGAPOLOGIZEBASED OR CRINGELET ME GUESS YOU NEED MOREHOW DO YOU RESPOND WITHOUT SOUNDING MADWHAT DID HE MEAN BY THISWHY DO AMERICANSWHO WAS IN THE WRONGDAILY REMINDERWELL /POL/YOUR RESPONSEIT'S OVERPOL CAN'T REFUTE THISTHIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED /POL/POL BTFOTHOUGHTS?
>>534289175theres two checkmarks. u just draw the cube on the right its kinda vague desui think 1st is sequence like 1a2b3c etc
>>534288364Low IQ , surrounded by jews all his life plus lots of money. Typical american dumbass who thinks Michigan is the biggest country is South America.
>>534288854>integrity>trumpAhahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhwhaha. Okay buddy. Go sniff some kangaroo ass
>>534289475its ok he just has autism
>>534290081
>>534290081subtly saying doctors are better than Jesus
>>534290344Didn't say Trump had it either
>>534289175Based Somalian!
>>534289258>They forgot the original intent of the languageNo, they created new standards that better suited scientific discussionsBiologists don't give a shit if people call tomatoes vegetables or if they call a spider an insect, they do it themselves all the time in casual contextsBut when rigorous precision is required, then clear cut definitions are necessary. You don't want to write a paper on some research about berries and constantly have to add "not including banana this time but we did use strawberries"You just agree on an international definition of what is and what isn't a berry, and stick to it in order for everyone involved or any future reader to know immediately what you are talking about when using the term "berry"I mean that's how the dual Latin names for species were invented, Europeans were making a shit ton of discoveries and it became necessary for everyone to make sure they were actually talking about the same things. Instead of leaving it up to the reader to figure out if "fish" is supposed to include everything aquatic with fins in England when in France the word perhaps excluded sharks, you come up with an international definition of what constitutes a fish and what doesn't.And then the broader public remains perfectly free to say "I love berries" even though they hate bananas.And it's not just biology, pretty much any science eventually comes up with its own lingo for clarity
>>534288875Yeah. It's not all fuck fuck fuck, sometimes its just cuddle finger cuddle grope. Time people moved on from all the anti fuck hate.
>>534289174you may be the most uneducated person ITT, its very impressive the plethora of information youve ignored to make this incorrect statement
“ the last 10 questions are tough. A lot of people in this room probably- well newsome would call you dumb, but I call you geniuses”Nice save
Trump put the triangle in the triangle hole FIRST TRY!!! He did it it 3 times and ACED IT!!! 3RD TERM FOR OUR PRESIDENT GET THIS MAN HIS PEACE PRIZE!!!!
>>534288364Absolutely. I don't know why people pretend to be surprised by him. Maybe because they were all swept up in thr Q cult and genuinelly thought he was doing interdimensional chess, so when you found out he wasn't it hit them like a ton of bricks. The whole reason for Trumps success is that his voters can really relate to him because he's as retarded as they are.
>>534288276>The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'">First question>>534288445...oh dear.
>>534289175Kek, you've conflated 2 parts together
Imagine being the person giving him this test and telling him "wow Mr. President, you've aced another one"
>>534288445Everyday we get closer to the Idiocracy timeline. How long before we replace the water with Monster Energy?
>>534289391Obama got a nobel prize and didn't have to force it either. What did trump do besides suck jew dick and give away citizens money to Jews?
>>534288276obama must be dumb as fuck if he couldnt say whixh one was the bear. lol democrats really are literal morons
>>534289175literally IKEA instruction manual
>>534288364The way politicians talk traces the average English level of the average voter. Obama delivered his speeches at a 7th to 8th grade level of English and in 2008 the average American had an 8th grade (pre-secondary, average age 12-13 years old) reading level.By 2016 that level had fallen to 6th grade.By 2026, it fell to 4th grade, and Trump's speeches average between 4th and 5th grade (9-11 years old) When you destroy your educational system and flood your country with low IQ beanoids this is what happens. Especially if you don't have the academic culture of a place like Goymany where a doctorate, the apex of an educational 'career' is considered an inherent good even if it is not directly pertinent to one's field of work. In the USA nobody ever gave a fuck about education except as a means to an end. It should be noted that Trump largely won because he got more of the brown people vote than any prior republican, and it was mostly because he was speaking at their level and they understood him. Obama use too many big word.
>>534289899>—>X, Y, ZWhat do you think?
>>534292725Lots of pathetic australians and british retards fell for it. I understand an american redneck voting trump because fuck the libs, but then an aussie tells me one day "trump is gonna pass a law that gives all the good people like you and me all our tax that we ever paid back!" and his eyes are all manic. fuck me but the guy believes it. I genuinely wish I could take blokes like that out into the ocean and push them towards Indonesia.
velvet church daily watch water
>>534289537wouldn't that be binocorn?
>>534288276he lies and then lies to cover up his other lies. completely insane and scummy person and family.
>>534288445>Usually forget what day it is>Many times forget the year and it takes me a while to rememberI can't help it they keep changing that shit every 365 days if they want me to remember it they should keep it the same.
You low IQ libtards could never pass this cognitive exam
>>534292835>he missed the ozempic be all end all for being a fake diet retardOh noes, lose yer boners too while yer at it>the bone density kindWe are farther gone than idiocracy ever hoped to be>forgetting the funvaxx already?Just wait until the mark of the beast and the altar yet to be rebuilt is shut down
>>534288276>it's easy monkey is the bear. it was a trick question you had to draw a monkey
>>534288276Kek but obama could probably pass it maybe but not without being racist towards white people throughout the duration of the exam
>>534288445>clock >draw ten past elevenzoomers literally couldn't
>>534294053And from there.
I don't get this shitdots on the left don't align for a cube in any sequence
>>534294640these are 2 separate assignments
>>534294640>>534294762oh, and, btw, this test is done by a medical professional with a patient, the patient doesnt just get handed the paper.
>>534294762whoever designed that shit should pass a cognitive test himself
>>534294800see >>534294798there is suppoed to be 1 person involved that knows it, so the visual design isnt as important.
>>534288276Most based human ever
>>534288276I love this guy unironically
>>534290044I don't think he realizes anything anymore.
>>534292883obama is a dumb nigger monkey
>>534288276Miga leader comparing himself to a nigger and a guy with dementia Such a high bar little donnie
>>534288445Yes the joke is Biden couldn't have passed it
>>534288690>>534290257Projecting Dunning Krugers. I would guess Trump is a regular midwit in the 110-115 range, SAT score in the 1100-1200 range. I say this as someone at 140ish with a 1600 SAT score and I am pretty good at reading people. Trump is by no means an idiot despite his speech patterns which are fairly typical among boomer city slickers. You can tell he's much sharper in conversation than some of these other retards who have recently run for President like Biden and Kamala. Gavin Newsom admitted to having a 950 SAT score which maps to about an 95 IQ. Then you get into the real idiots like Kamala, Biden and George W who could be as low as 85. Regardless of the absolute numbers, when you compare Trump to these kind of people it's obvious he's on a somewhat higher plane. So if you call Trump dumb, you still have to admit we've had many dumber candidates in recent history.
>>534293197I voted for Trump for the seethe he generates and have never been disappointed. I love him so much.
>>534288406Americans will have this etched in their history books.Thank you lord.
>>534288276>aaron ruparargument lost.slide thread
>>534288406Oh my god lmfao>You know, I'm the only president to take a cognitive test.What an honor
>>534288445I took a similar one when I got a concussion in elementary school lol
>I'm in a room full of brilliant people, but a lot of you wouldn't have been able to answer those ten questions.This guy is a riot
This is an incredible video. I want to watch it in the same room with a migger
>>534289302Is that a common nigger thing? Now I know why my mulatto nephew can't do it.
>>534288364>if you don't lisp like a fag you are not "educated"Leave the little boys alone or an angry father will castrate you with a dull knife.
why did you vote for an imbecile bros?
>>534297431I never did. The people who did are also imbeciles.
>>534289170Lmao
>>534292811Shut up jew. It's all your fault
>>534294798ok then i'm retarded because why is it set up to require the patient to fill it out
>>534288406>Aaron ruparMarried a person he molested since the time they a were a toddler.Shameful. But I suppose he's not gay so there's that.
>>534288276Even Biden didn't take a test? How fucking senile is Trump if has to take 3 of them? They only give them to you if they suspect something is wrong.
>>534290081is it the lab coat, clipboard, and stethoscope that makes the left guy a doctor?I can go and buy all of those things and wear them and call myself a doctor.
>>534297879>How fucking senile is Trump if has to take 3 of them?Have you listened to the man talk for more than five minutes at a time? He's legitimately going insane.
>>534289175he is the one
>>534289175Incredible.
>>534289175autism
>>534288276>534288276 he is obsessed with Obamer
>>534298194he does like riling people up though he always talks about making great television, if moments like this are him doing a bit for media reaction then he's capable of advanced humor but i have my doubts
>>534288364Its all the jew cum in his belly.It fucks up your brain man
>>534298690of course he is.The whole reason the Iran war is even a thing is because he ripped up the previous agreement purely out of spite for Obama.I am bleeding cash for gas because of this retarded nigger's spite for someone who's been out of office for a whole decade
>>534296615Nice wall of cope dumbass
>>534288364This is how he talks to (you).Simpletons need a little leway.
>>534288881heh
>>534299668>niggerbabble
>>534288276If this is a real quote then he was just shitposting in real life. Too bad half of the people are haters who will see what they want to see when reading shit like this
>>534300287He just told you that he is taking tests that they give exclusively to oldfags that they suspect are senile. He is senile. You need to stop coping.
>>534300195Yeah, anon was babbling like a nigger desperately trying to cope and come up with excuses for Trump’s retardation
>>534288276How is acing a dementia test three times something to be proud of i don't get it
>>534300400See, this is what I mean.Dementia rarely gets diagnosed in its early stages because the ones who have it try to hide it. They hide it because the thought of not being in full control of your mental faculties is so embarrassing. Admitting to such a thing in a public speech is out of the question
>>534300590You are assuming he aced it and isn't lying.
>>534288276Why is he like this? Is it the meds?
>>534293092Trvke
>>534297029I hope all of trump's social media posts are being recorded somewhere.They are historically significant and deserve preservation..
>>534288276Americans voted 3 retards in a row.
>>534288445>Trump has taken the Retard TestOh my
>>534300624>early stageswe're past that
>>534292835Why hasn't this been done already
>>534289694>Dont forget, working in a coal mine is based>having clean energy sources is gayBoth true.
>>534301196https://www.trumplibrary.gov/research/archived-social-mediahttps://www.trumpstruth.org
>>534288846It is a closed circle within the Republican party. You may know them as jews
Not like they would say he failed anyway. Even if he was all bings and bongs in his head admitting the president is a demented relic would be a national security risk so as long as you can keep it a tiny bit in question that is what you do and don't admit to it.At least that is the current admins stance on the matter.
>>534301516Noice.
>>534298739Seriously, try to follow his train of thought when he's speaking for more than five minutes. The guy is all over the place and slurs his speech constantly.
>>534300590It would be extremely hard to fail the test unless you had severe dementia or brain damage. It's meant to be very easy for anyone but the demented. "Aceing it" is like bragging about passing a first grade arithmetic test as an adult, not anything to be proud of.
>>534288551That was the point, Biden couldn't pass it
>>534302006Biden never even received the test. They only give the test to people suspected of dementia and Trump's doctor obviously suspects he does and wants to monitor his decline over time.
>>534288342Can we move this thread back to dur eddit?
>>534302066Guy couldn't remember where the fuck he was or who he was half the time of course they didn't need to test him for dementia, which they of course did because white house will run extensive tests on the presidents health all the time, they just didn't announce it to the world because dementia is not disqualifying factor for US president as per law. The point being that leftists started whining that Trump is also old and probably has dementia as a response to which he did a test and pointed out that he in fact did not.
>>534302193>The point being that leftists started whining that Trump is also old and probably has dementia as a response to which he did a test and pointed out that he in fact did not.How are you unironically this gullible? Trump said he passed the test and you believe him? The man lies compulsively about anything and everything, but you think he's telling the truth on this? They don't give the test to healthy people, they give it to people suspected of having dementia. The only person saying he passed is the person who likely has dementia. You will never find out the actual result of the test because it's classified. Someone slurring as hard as Trump is likely to have struggled with it and then pretended that he didn't, to save face in front of a public audience.
>>534300624He doesn't give a shit if we know. His base doesn't know anything about these tests and do not care to, so he is providing them the cope they need when someone who understands what is happening brings it up. His base will act like it is similar to an IQ test. Something it is normal for anyone to decide to take to have more information. These tests are not something random people take for no reason. Your doctor asks you to take them because he suspects you are senile. There is no reason to keep taking them unless your continued behaviors suggest to your doctor that you are senile and need to be tested again. Trump also lies about everything all the time. It's entirely possible that he failed one or more of them.
