>>534291444I don't because jobs are for midwits.
>>534291444I did shamanism in <insert exotic place>
I've given up on participating in society so I don't work and I don't apply for jobs.
>>534291444Simple: make up some fake job to fill in the gap. Find a company that went out of business and put down a dead guy as your reference.
I lie and stretch my work experience to cover it or make something up
>>534291444Have a friend lie for you. The entire system is rigged against you by kikes in favour of subhumans to impoverish and genocide you. You are at war, and you do not owe your enemy the truth.
>>534291598>You are at war, and you do not owe your enemy the truth.So much this.
>>534291598Companies in America hardly even check unless a Chinese or Japanese guy is in charge. They outsource their checking to another company which just checks your criminal record and prepared an AI report with it
>>534291598>the bourgeoisie are the enemy and we are at warthis part i can get behind
>How do you explain the gap in your resume?I just calmly explain that I've spent the last 8 years replying to 1PBTI Greek INCEL threads on 4chan.
>>534291444It was a diversity job that let me go for being too good right before lockdown hit, and I was recommended by the unemployment services not to look for work in that period due to the economic uncertainties.>but lockdown ended 3 years agoIts insanity is forever.
Look up companies that went out of business and claim you worked there. They won't be able to check. Alternatively if you feel lucky then find places that are still open and claim you worked there. 9 times out of 10 when they check the people there will assume you were some grunt they totally forgot about and will just give a generically safe response just to play it safe.
>>534291667Kek
>>534291444Bitcoin Holiday
>>534291444I have a three year gap in my resume, when they ask me I tell them the truth. I learned to code and made many mobile games during that time period.
>>534291444Nah, either give me a job or don't waste my time.
>>534291661They're one in the same, retard.
>>534291444Easy, don’t have a childhood and work from the young age of 13, like me, and still not own a house, then die.
>>534291547This. Just say you went "travelling" and HR roastie will think you're the most interesting person ever.
>>534291444Just say you ran a Business and were self employed, done.
>>534291444Lie. My last job shutdown so I just keep them as my last job I worked, my resume still says I work there, and if asked Ijust say they shut down 3 weeks ago, and havent updated my resume, when in truth they shut down in 2021. I have had a few jobs since then, including one with a very indepth background check and passed them all. No one really checks, and if they did they wont be able to get ahold of anyone, and if they somehow do find it, then Im in the same spot I was before, jobless. There is really no downside to it, unless you are bad at lying, which is something Im good at for whatever reason.
>>534291657When I worked for private companies I found they only check the big 3, sexual assault, theft, and outstanding warrants. Most places can't retain people for more than 2 years, so why go through the effort of a detailed check when they are just going to leave anyways? The only real time it matters is when you try and go for a management position or higher up out of nowhere, then they check for real. I found government jobs also actually check too and that's why it takes so long getting locked in there. The reference check is a product of a bygone day and most employers don't even know why they still do it. Besides today's modern employers check your socials if they want to filter you.
>>534291806no nope bye loser
>>534291956>then Im in the same spot I was before, jobless.must be nice to live somewhere with enough people that word doesn't spread about you
>>534291564same friend, it's all fake and gay anyways
>>534292054Later
Was freelancing. (As a male sex worker)
Had a brief jail term for assaulting my previous manager.
>>534292119>flagWas it at JP Morgan?
>>534291444Just say you were taking a sabbatical
>>534291444Won a small amount on the lottery, spent the time learning to play guitar. Kind of only works if you can play guitar.
>>534292056San Antonio, yeah, and also my foot print is small. No social media, I keep to myself, but when I had that indepth background check the physically called places and went to my past jobs, I was spoken highly of, and was kinda shocked, didnt think I would be remembered as I dont stay at places long. Im a hard worker, dependable, just dont deal with management BS very well and dont mind calling them out, which apparently hurts their ego, so I was a little worried, but it turned out ok.
>>534291444my temp agency didnt care for my 10 years of neeting. these days you even make decent money there. disadvantage is i now literally dont have a single germon co-worker
>>534292320Well yea, people at the end of the day may need you. People move jobs all the time. I had people who worked above me at places and put in a good word for me only for them to go work somewhere else and return the favor. Pay back the favor someday.
>>534292404Yeah I wouldn't even work an in environment with minorities
Tell them you were homeless addicted to fentanyl and meth and sucking cock then offer to suck their dicks for the job
>>534291564this happened to me but not by real choice more by being sickonce you get seriously ill in America your life is essentially over
>>534292634>I lost my teeth so nothing but gums!!! Smooth as a seals pussy!
>>534291657>unless a Chinese or Japanese guy is in chargeOr Latvian.Here you can't lie. You're unmasked fast and then you blush out of the wrong words you said.>>534291597how do you lie about having senior react, c#, c+, developer experience?
>>534292722>>534292634>whiteoids on pol bragging about being druggieslmfaothank god im not anglono wonder albanians run jp morgan and american and anglo bankingserbians run cleveland clinic LMFAO
>>534292805Does Latvian have a word for sarcasm?
>>534292805Yeah, you're an idiot, im pretty sure that anon is just new boot goofing like I am. You should get a job inspecting wood chippers and have a work place accident.
>>534292854this isn't sarcasmthere are actual druggies on 4chan bragging rest of the time besides this threadhow new are you?see 4plebs.org and search for various keywordsthey live on gibs and use drugs
>>534291444I just applied to a place that was desperate for employees and they didn't give a shit
>>534292922>this isn't sarcasmNo. You might be autistic.
>>534292908>that anonothers are notwhy do you think theres an entire right wing subculture of meth heads?these sort of jokes might seem like jokes but why do you think someone even says it?because society, family, etc around him are probably druggiesyeah keep jokinglmfao
>>534291444Make it up. Nobody ever actually checks these things. If you want to play it safe, give a friend's phone number as a reference and have them pretend to be your manager at fakejob LLC
>>534291661Say what you want, but that dude is really good at drawing signs.
>>534293001Ahh ok you're trolling, have fun.
>>534291661>bourgeoisieof course a scandi faggot, ruled by a Bioleninist theocracy, has to perform a commie ritual and invoke some word coined by an ancient yet equally gay faggot."Bourgeoisie" like Jens' mum, that international agent who "changed country to study chemistry and got bored so became a feminist leader"?
>>534293072>trollingI'm notfor some reason right wingers have a serious issue with drug usage especially in anglo countries to the point it's cool to joke about using drugsi know no one here who uses drugs, none of my family even smokes cigarettesoh also goynip should be banned the sooner the better
at this point in doesent matter,hr will not hire you anywayexpert here i know what i saying
I once wrote just " givs me jobby" in the email application. I didnt want a job but had to apply. I got a call. He wanted to meet me and hire me as he liked my style. I shit you not. I had to lie and say Id actually just got offered a job day before. He was upset but wished me luck, he said a man like me was obviously in high demand. I wish this was a joke but its not.
>>534293001>>534293001doing meth doesnt mean he's nazihe might be justghetto nigger
>>534292805You're a fucking idiot.
>>534292102*hits the vats button*
>>534291444>I'm black
>>534291444I started working around 16 years old and have always had a job since, 18 years later.I've only worked at 3 places in my life
>>534291444You're not authorized to know that.
>>534293714wow congratulations
>>534293813That's a common thing amongst us in our late 40s. I hear zoomies don't even want full time jobs any longer.
>>534292757I'm not going to lie to get a job I know I can't do.
>>534293864didnt afford me a place to live, 2.5 hours total commute each day, soul crushing knowledge about jews, idle times left with nothing but your mind, economy
>>534291444Why does it matter?
>>534291444i was struggling against but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this age, against spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places.
>>534293166germoids are lost & desperate without their führer, once he is back everyone will be straight edge & diciplined.
>sorry i am under a NDA and cant talk about my work except that i was government related
>>534291932thisezpz
I am autistic and no one offered me any jobs after I graduated from college.
>>534293876so this entire thread is basically about jobs that any immigrant nigger can do?do you really need a list of experience and skills to be a janitor or a person pouring drinks in a bar?
>>534291444Easy. "I'm sorry I'm not at liberty to discuss, as I have a nda""Who did you work for""That was covered by the NDA""What did you do""Things relevant to this job""What specifically?""nda sorry"It really is that simple
>>534291661you're so fucking pathetic
>>534293714I am 30 and never worked.Looking for my first job... It's impossible and it's been 3 years since I'm looking.
>>534294189Seriously doe I'm the owner of a software company and I have interviewed hundreds of people, if you faggots want genuine advice I respond to genuine questions
>>534291444thats me but I am 30.... its hard although I have got the skills and a stem degree handing in a 3 line cv is not something that passes. I do however get invites which is astonishing itself.
>>534291444I spent the last 33 years being NEET Israelite royalty.
>>534294263if not you can always do a ausbildung :^)
>>534291444Corporate America better accommodate us NEET or they can say goodbye to their economy! It will collapse. Us NEETs win in the end.
>>534294202I am 33 and never worked.
>>534291444I'm currently taking care of my dementia mother. if they don't understand that then they're retarded and don't want to deal with them anyway
>>534294263>brother from another mother>3 line cvi have like half of a page of skills that I sort of know at a basic levelalso it helps if you have personal projects, etc. I even put AI made projects in there that I've made for my own needs. mostly python - based>>534294263>get invitesI don't get any, last one was in 2024 october. some guy just called up and i didn't even send anything, i went to interview, afterwards they told me i was the 2nd best candidate but they picked the other guy.
>>534292404>temp agencywhich one? I have been wondering if I should bother applying for them reddit and wiwi forum all say they are a scam.
>>534292922bro has a dedicated smoke room.
>I have work experience with softwareSorry lads, the software is writing itself nowadays.Sanjeet will handle the white collar work for less or I will revoke his work visa and cast him back down among the fecaloids.You can stack boxes until the box-stacking arm from China arrives I guess.
>>534294397maybe one day we neets can get together and fund a company. Maybe somehow spin it as a EU wide project to get those sweet grants...
>>534291444I had a sugar daddy who supported me. He sadly passed away. I don't want to get another one.
>>534291444I was busy punching niggers, muslims, nazis, corpos, and jews. Basically sabbatical leave
>>534291547I was learning to do an ayahusca ceremony in Peru.
>>534291444I just don't put dates on my resume, only job history and credentials.
>>534291444Applying for jobs is so brutal as an ugly male. Every interview I've ever done they were either mocking me or seemed afraid of me. Never even been given a handshake because they seem repulsed by me. Crazy. I did an interview the other day and this ugly 40 something woman who was interviewing me clearly felt uncomfortable as if she thought I would rape her at any moment. Then she finished the interview without even asking All the questions on her sheet. I am not good at reading between the lines but she made it extremely clear that she wasn't going to hire me, in a read between the lines hr kind of way.
>>534294752>EU wide projectEU funding money is sort of drying up now because focus is now on defense spending and energy.When I was in uni during covid there was lots of EU grant money available for STEM projects though.
>>534294712Just specialize in high tech manufacturing and you're set. It filters low iq retards and there's good money to be earned. There's a huge shortage of skilled labourers so a job in that field is guaranteed.
>>534291444Why are you applying for a job? Are you bored and need something to do?
>>534291574this. it worked for boomers and works perfectly for jeets. it should work for everyone else
>>534294879You sound brown. Do you look like that jp morgan pajeet?but yes, lookism mattershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FCS5WQB-98
If you apply at a big company, you probably can't. You'd need a good alibi, like some company you had and you could claim it failed. But they could check records.So your only chance is to apply where they don't care about resume much or smaller companies. And just BS There are also firms that prioritise checking if you have a skill and if you can do the job and don't care about whatever you claim in a resume
>>534294944>high tech manufacturingDoing exactly what?Drawing in autocad or solidworks?
>>534295032I am not brown.
>>534291444You can't. You should just end it. No hope for you.
>>534291444I was smoking crack in Philadelphia you stupid HR bitch
>>534294247I would just say that there's been a crisis in the Norwegian job market and refer to stats saying it takes a year before someone lands a relevant job after higher education and that I simply didn't want to bother with low income, high stress, because I made money with odd jobs and have been lucky enough to stay with my girlfriend.Am I retarded and should really lie, or is this the way to go? It's been almost a year now and the competition is brutal.
>>534291444>I sat on the couch and beat my shit for 3 years, what's it to you?
FUCK THE POLICE COMING STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
>>534295069CAD/CAM is part of it. Programming straight onto a machine to create a product using a dialogue interface such as mazatrol or Siemens' Sinumerik is more fun imo. I make 4 grand a month producing parts for the offshore industry and I'm only 2 years in.Job opportunities are quite diverse.
>>534295236The challenge is that it's currently an employer's market. You have to stand out above others and that means either lying, high performing or finding some other edge over the others.Standing out means either high performing academically or doing a project relevant to their work. Find out what kind of work they do and slap together something rough that touches on the idea in an afternoon. If you're bringing something to the table like an interesting way to approach it or a genuine interest in the subject matter you're already way ahead of most applicants
>>534295069You can work in Solidworks from home as a freelancer, but, it's a bit expensive, you don't even have to work in cnc fields for it
>>534295368>make 4 grand a monthpossible only in nlhere even american drone/spacecraft manufacturing company employees with msc, bsc, phd make half of that...we're basically slaves and most people go along with it.
>>534295605>latviayea, can't help you there anon.
>>534295542You have to have good connections for that to happen, which most people don't have.>Solidworks from home as a freelancer, but, it's a bit expensiveExpensive what?
>>534295542Freelance cad work puts you up against millions of indians doing the same thing for $10/he unfortunately.Using Catia to digitize hand drawn designs is my dream job, unfortunately there's just no market for it for a few reasons
>>534295678Licenses for Dassault products including solid works and Catia can cause tens of thousands of dollars per year, depending on the suite you need. It's very expensive.
>>534291444I have never had a job and never applied for any jobs. I'm in my 30sNEET life is great
>>534291444Don't write a resume. As your friend if he can hook you up with work. "Official" job search sites are closer to data farms than actual job sites. Write direct emails, ask friends.
>>534291444"i took time off working"
>>534295733>millions of indians doing the same thing for $10/he unfortunatelyTrue. They prob do even cheaper.>>534295783lmaoI pirated it and used it for free. Picrel is what I made with 0 experience in a week. It was 3d printed afterwards, but I couldn't design hinge for it.What kind of retard pays for it if he works at home?Or are you both saying that client won't accept the solidworks files because they contain some pirated metadata embedded?
>>534291444Just don't put gaps on your resume. If you have to explain anything, the interview is already over, they'll pay you shit even if you get the job.Never let HR ask you to explain something in an interview, just lie on your resume.
>>534295524I'm considering making a blog/mini documentary channel about security, since I've studied international politics (I know what anons are about to say) and post that to my linkedin. Norway has entanglements all over the world so making brief analysis about how different conflicts affect Norway could be an idea. Basically set up AI agents that scrape publications like ISW or scientific journals (I can write the cost of subscriptions off on taxes as a single-person company) and make reports at the end of each week, every month a trend outline. In Norwegian though, the English market for this is saturated already.There's news that no one hears about or even get memoryholed on here, like the JEF forcing a russian sub to surface since it was in Norwegian waters and the UK and Norway has intensified their security cooperation. I'd try using that to get a job in consulting, or insurance for shipping, risk analysis or something like that. But like you say it's an employers market, last serious job I applied to had 235 applicants for two positions at the junior level, which still required a masters. What do you think, am I onto something? I get gibs and free housing so if anything I'd basically just be monetizing my time on the interwebz if successful, if not it's not much different from what I did in uni or on this board.
>>534291444classified
>>534295783If you seriously paid for it...Just use this website: https://rutracker.org/forum/tracker.php?nm=solidworksI have never paid for adobe products either, btw.
>>534295914Yes, plus they can snitch on your for pirating which obviously won't do anything to me because I'm not in the EU, but I plan to move eventually one day, since I am a masters student I can use the student version to work, but it still creates problems
>>534292702>this happened to me but not by real choice more by being sick>once you get seriously ill in America your life is essentially overSame. It's not just life ruining in America.
>>534295914Right nobody pays for it for home use. But as a professional it's just not worth the risk to pirate because I'm sure they have means of finding out eventually.Maybe if you find a place that accepts isolated .stp or .STL files that scrub metadata you could get away with it, but most OEM's want original and modifiable data that may contain that metadata which would expose you
>>534296046I used pirated version in high school for a subject which required us to design machining parts, but it wouldn't fly anywhere out of high school, we even had our own cnc and a 3d printer
>>534291444I don't, and nobody has ever asked.
>>534291932They can verify it and then blackmail you.
I’m looking for cad techs, a PLS, and at least two civil engineers immediate high paying openings
>>534296060>Yes, plus they can snitch on your for piratingThis sucks.. But I guess maybe there are open source 3d object formats other than solidworks?User Identification: Research and patents show that information like a student ID, name, or other "personal information" can be written into a hidden feature property (MaterialUserName) during file creation . This data is permanent and often cannot be changed later.Creation Timestamps: The system records the precise creation time (down to the second) for the first few features in a part. If two separate files have identical timestamps for these initial features, it proves they were generated from a single source rather than built independently .License Association: The FlexNet licensing technology (which SolidWorks uses) stores activation information in an encrypted format on your hard drive, and this is often tied to the serial number used during installation .>>534296127i doubt anyone would launch lawsuits against one person that pirated solidworks..this has been a thing for orgs though, since it's profitable to go into lawsuits with them in the long term and destroy themNetwork Identity: If you are on a Network (Floating) License, the license server tracks which user (User A) on which computer (Computer X) is using a license at any given time, linking the session to a specific identity .
>>534296193I graduate next July, but I would never apply to a job where the posters impersonates cia glowniggers
I was finding myself
>>534291657>>534291999apart from criminal records, they'll just call your references and ask about employment dates, which you can just lie about with burner phones. it's completely retarded anyway, who the fuck would put a reference that's going to talk bad about them so checking at all is stupid.
>>534296170>Hey we see you lied about owning a business to cover a gap in your resume, if you dont send us 500 bit coins, RIGHT NOW!!! We wont hire you! How do you like that?!?!?!?
>>534296246lol and good on yacongrats on your upcoming graduation
>>534291444AhYou noticed the gap in my resumeYes I spent a few years caring for my grandma before she passedAlthough it wasnt easy for either of us and I lost out on some potential income for myself I became to know my grandmother in such a close way that it taught me the importance of making real world connections with people and those are a few of the things in life you cant put a price tag on.I apologize for that but if you give me the chance, I am really looking forward to working for this company and becoming part of the winning team that I see here
>>534296329Big corpos would still expect you to have a part time job while caring for your family
>>534296060>>534296198If you register your own business any business expenses are tax deductible so you get part of the money back. If you can generate the clients it's worth the investment.Most people don't realize money is just a tool, use it as one.
>>534296126When I was in uni I even encountered private Chinese sellers of a VERY expensive Synopsys Inc. software that isn't even available on Russian torrent sites - they sold it for a small fee and additionally sent a huge list of what else they have via email.It seems outside of west pirating these various programs is very widespread and probably the entire China outside of Foxconn-tier factories use pirated versions.
>>534291444Everyone in Israel is a millionaire thanks to the US tax payer.
>>534296198I'm sure there are others but SW and Catia tend to be the gold standard for many industries. Some use NX, and poor sub-sub-sub-sub-tier suppliers use autocad
>>534296387Yes sirI understand and will be able to fulfill that obligationI wasnt aware of that in the past but I have no problem with bringing that forward.
>>534291444checked. I‘ve spent the time gooning
>>534294651einfach eine der großen namen, is egal welche. was passieren könnte ist das die dich woanders hinschicken als die stelle für du dich beworben hast.
>>534291444Extended goonsesh
>>534291444>Oh that? Thats none of your fucking business Also quite literally
>>534296679Ok thank you for your timeWe will be giving you a call to let you know as to our desicionHave a good day whatever your name is.
>>534296423>If you can generate the clients it's worth the investment.This is for someone who is very skilled and has long-term experience.I'm just a beginner in all and master in none. So this doesn't apply for me.I could quickly learn all of them though but I wouldn't want to spend my entire life designing 3d models in them since a lot of that can also now be automated via AI (generalized shapes, etc)
>>534295953I won't sugar coat it your degree doesn't do a lot for you, it gives you an idealistic view and assessment of the world at large but the vast majority of companies have no need for your skillset, and this is applicable globally.Consulting is hard to get into, because the expectation is that any consultant definitely knows more than the vast majority of people on the topic, and you really have to overcome the dunning Kruger that we're all very susceptible to in that regard. If you have no Industry experience, your purely academic experience is wholly insufficient in terms of what is required to guide a company through best practice when every single act also has to pass through the lens of business justification and the almighty dollar price on everything. That said it's also the best alignment to your skillset either within a NGO or a within the ministry of foreign affairs for govt.Do you have an aversion to govt?
>>534296912Ngo consulting firm*In Australia we have PWC and Deloitte. I'm sure you have comparable large scale NGOs doing consultation for large corps
>>534293864full time jobs only go to non-whites, if they can't speak English they get fast tracked even harder. t. 36 year old
>>534291489>>534291564being a jobless vidya player works for like 2 years in your 20s, then your life is ruined forever. so i guess "heads up" on that your 30s are supposed to be your 20's but w/money...and if you cross into 30 without a 'career' youre going to be in deep dogshit
>>534296870>a lot of that can also now be automated via AI (generalized shapes, etc)Hence why it's important to specialize. The use of AI only really applies to simple products being mass produced. There are enough niches in the industry which require a human to design and produce parts. Especially in the design and production of custom small series parts.>I'm just a beginner in all and master in noneSo go work for a company for while to grow and learn. A lot of them offer training as well. The only thing that matters here is experience and networking.
>>534291444>yeah i had to sit a few months at home due to cancer lump on my leg that had to be removed>twicethen i just show my scar if they ask more about it
, man
>too gangly and clumsy for blue collar work>too autistic for retail/customer service work>too retarded for white collar work my only hope is to find a rich career woman who doesn't mind having a stay at home himbo husband
>>534291444I didn't feel like working and my then girlfriend, whom I met in my teens, provided for me for many years while I tried to figure out what to do. Best time of my life, sir! Anyway, do I get the job?
>>534297288Shut the fuck up im fucking trying if trump doesnt fucking crash the economy inevitably might finally get this fucking job full time FUCK
>>534291444Alien abductions
bezos
gap?
>>534297582day off?
Just make it up.You worked whatever role you want for a company that is no longer is business.They can't chase anyone at a closed down company for any reference. Everything in the world is fake and gay anyway so just play along.
>>534297582>the perfect goy
>>534297221im 37 and cant for the life of me find a part time job, I dont want or need to work full time. I have your prerequisite of being white, so it should be easy.
>>534297626
>>534291444Unfortunately it's easy to get a job if you're a liar and it can be difficult to find work if you're honest.
>>534291444None of these people gave any advice that would work. Major corporations have hundreds of applicants and you won't make it past the filters. Keep trying, but don't hope for much. The longer you can't find one, the worse it gets for you.
>>534297660The labor market is dead. I've been trying to find a job for months now and still don't have one. Years ago it was easy.
>>534291932This does not work because it signals insubordination
>>534297660I just left a company that promoted two non-English speakers with less experience than me and one of them had multiple complaints filed against her. I also just had an interview a few days ago that was listed as full time on Indeed but when I actually got there I was informed that it is in fact part time.
>>534291444>How do you explain the gap in your resume?is it not evident
why yes i have been Self-Employed since 2005no, the company doesn't exist anymore. sorry!
>>534296912>an idealistic view and assessment of the world at largeoh anon, that would be true for a lot of people but I went down the realist polsci route which bases itself on numbers, not theoretical models. they fail almost always, libaralist and constructivist viewpoints having been BTFO since Kosovo. 90% of my classmates were bluepilled fags, and their idealism is what got them into NGOs to spread green LGBT propaganda to starving children or whatnot. For me the degree was blackpilling as fuck, but it taught me how to do research from a value-free standpoint instead of reaffirming beliefs. if there aren't correlations I can refer to I won't claim I know. which is why my cousin in shipping recommended I get into insurance to do arbitrage.I've been in the military a few years and have been active in politics as well, also worked sales for a while. And I've lived in autocratic countries. I know a lot more about how politics develop and decisions are made than bluepilled euros. I don't have an aversion to govt work at all but those jobs are highly sought after. the competition for foreign affairs for a country as wealthy and small as mine is also extreme. hence why I thought I should be looking at the private sector which is more convoluted but perhaps less competitive and try becoming researcher of some sort to support the guys who know more about the business side of things.
>>534291564You should apply and show up to interviews and get hired but never show up, just for fun
>>534297063PwC, EY, Deloitte and KPMG are the four big ones here, aside from native companies that work mostly in digitalization and IT which is outside my competency. 32 yo handsome male with a high power lvl btw
>>534297749Yeah it was stupid easy to find work full or part time years ago, hell part time was almost coveted becuase it means they dont have to give much or any benefits to you.>>534297788Guess I could always try and apply to full time jobs and tell them Im actually looking for part time hours around 25 hours a week.
there is no rationale for punishing people with employment history gaps btwit's purely sadism
>>534297846>it taught me how to do research from a value-free standpoint instead of reaffirming beliefsThis is the absolute most valuable skill higher education can teach you.
>>534297980oooo handsome
>>534297288back to work, wagecattle. my neetbux don't grow on trees
>>534294712>the software is writing itself5% is actually functional. You have to dig through it to fix it anyways when it's not. In reality it's not a replacement for real engineers. At best it's an aid for software engineers and programmers to write the 500th loop so the engineer can focus on something else. >Sanjeet will handle the white collar workThere's a reason why western industry is collapsing. This is a major part of the reason. >You can stack boxes until the box-stacking arm from China arrives I guess.>picThose jobs were already exported to China. We already have forklifts for warehouse jobs. In spite of corporate hype LLMs or any of the current iterations of automated forklifts or cars need constantly human supervision. In fact those self driving cars are constantly monitored by some guys in east and south asia who have to frequently intervene. Moors law has been dead since at 2020 if not earlier. We've pretty much reached the limit of miniaturization. Increases in computing power are only coming from stacking more gpus on top of eachother in an incredibly energy and resource intensive manner. In the long run, logistics jobs are already being stolen by illegals and third worlders. Illegals and third worlders were already imported and facilities offshorted because they drive down the labor costs. Instead of shitjeet driving in person, they're just monitoring a "self-driving" car for 5% of the wages they would be paid here from their home country.
>>534291564This.
>>534291564>given up on participating in societyThis often reminds me that half of this website are people in a wheelchair on disability gibs, in mental hospitals, with parents trust fund, inheritance cash, etc.And these are the people who tell others here "no pussy no work", "DON'T participate in society", "go innawoods and die" type of shit.
just tell them that you were homeless because of medical debt and/or family problems and if/when they don't hire you just defame them for discrimination. everyone talks about wanting to help the homeless get off the street and get jobs but nobody actually wants to do it. do not under any circumstances tell the truth that you just fucked off gooning and playing vidya until you got tired of it. they will just assume you're lazy or some shit. if you're applying ffor an entry level job that people quite all the time, they probably don't even care or check your work history half the time because they expect you to quit too after a couple of weeks or months. the most annoying thing about modern american employment is that it revolves around connections. 75% of people with decent jobs got fast-tracked, no applying, no interviews, no credentials meeting the minimum requirement everyone else needs to have... family member or friend just got them in. everyone else is fucked on their own.
>>534297288where was this commandment written?
The actual solution is a permanent federal job guarantee program where if you want a job, the government will find something useful for you to do.
>>534297846I understand what you're trying to say but your ideas are still purely academic, they aren't field tested and you aren't exposed to how the real world works in any sense of the word. Idealistic doesn't necessarily mean blue pills, it means you believe there's a clear approach to getting things done, irrespective of the commercial viability of your approach. Your good looks and brash attitude will open doors but you can never proceed past the interview stage if you don't either have a highly desirable skill or you have an achievement that meets or exceeds the achievements of the other applicants.If you're confident, I say do your channel. Create a 5 part series about a specific topic like how to assess a shipping route for vulnerabilities to global conflict (topical, that's the point), and make each episode clearly structured and focus on a specific topic. Short enough to not reveal everything but long enough to convey that you know what you're doing and you can present it in a manner that is pleasant to a potential client. Then apply to your PWC etc and put on your resume that you have published this series
>>534295953>make reports at the end of each week, every month a trend outline. In Norwegian though, the English market for this is saturated already.You reminded me of this Norwegian guy Terje Rød-Larsen who did the same thing, he frequently sent Epstein an automated newsletter about geopolitics from his own stand point...
>>534298300>the only jobs available in the US are amazon delivery driver or silicone valley software engineer>both are occupied by brownsShouldn't have killed off your industry and sold yourselves out.
>>534295524>slap together something rough that touches on the idea in an afternoonMost employers expect gitlab or github, so how do you fake the publication dates of repos of a few months or years ago, so it doesn't look like you made up some lie in the last moment to look better?
>>534291999>government jobs also actually check too Federal government does a hard check. If its a low level position they call everywhere you've worked and references for everywhere you've lived in the last year. If you need security clearance I think they actually send someone out to do an interview.
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>>534297660I've been out of work for 9 months since my last job fucked me out of parental leave for a newborn and forced me to quit. I just now completely fell into a new job that pays 4 dollars more because the husband of my wifes new friend happens to be lead guy at a local huge bakery. 7 years in higher education with references who have name-power didn't do a single fucking thing compared to nepotism. The job market is unironically dead and I have no other choice but to thank God for keeping my family alive. It is not you at all and anyone who defaults to victim blaming about joblessness in 2026 is a literal israeli shill or boomer.
>>534298685They expect this because it's key in the software industry to be able to understand version control. If you don't know version control, you will not work in any software team. You can fake it by setting up a local Cron job to commit something to git every 4/8h to a private repo and then also NDA down when somebody asks specifics, it will pad out your git history
>>534297582>>534297667>>534298945>>534299016I am forklift certified and you have no idea how much pussy I used to get when I was driving a forklift.Boss gave me a promotion and now I look at people driving forklifts.I am sad.
>>534297288Wagie cope. Nothing makes wagies seethe more than someone who doesn't work.
>>534291444 (checked)Simple. I tell them I was an opiate and then heroin addict for fifteen years. Then the gap in employment clicks into place and they understand. I still don't get the job, but did I really want it?
>>534299268>You can fake it by setting up a local Cron job to commit something to git every 4/8h to a private repoI know that can be done. There are even web apps that help you do it even better and realistically looking than just cron. Pajeets are faking this stuff as well I've noticed. Some of their contrib history on github is all green 24/7 basically (the squares thing).But what if for this specific job ad I create a repo today to just "slap something" because the job interview is next week?This doesn't look very genuine if they will see repo creation date as "a week ago".>>534299268>NDA downYou previously said said to slap something together for the specific employer to see what you've done and what you can do to make you stand out of the "average".. Doubt NDA will work here if they can't even preview your project in a private repo.
>>534298513Well I'm not a native English speaker so I understand what you mean by idealistic now. I would still disagree, I believe academic method can be translated into profit. Personally I made money off of covid and the invasion of Ukraine, but generally speaking one could argue that Bitcoin is a purely theoretical solution to a digital problem that became a speculative asset. Or how big companies have large departments for analysing consumer behaviour and making predictions for the market. Simply opening a train station in an area can vitalize or destroy it depending on demographics for instance, so you can do ethnographic analysis as part of recommending to open another store in that location or not. Or go through municipal plans for what sort of infrasturcture will be built by the state that would support ones business. Maybe I'm completely missing something you're trying to tell me but I still believe methodology is useful.And thank you for taking the idea seriously. I think I can use one of your countrymens style/format namely Perun. An interesting development recently has for instance been the interdiction of Russian ships by the EU, by Sweden in particular, where Russian ships are forced into a corridor that the Sweedes gave them willingly but have a legal claim to shut down. However, Russia (and soon China) have nuclear ice breakers and increasing temperatures can very soon make it feasible to sail over the North Pole, which has huge consequences. >>534298595He and his wife are being charged with gross corruption and abuse of positions of trust. The guy helped ship young women to Epstein under the guise of work in NGOs. He also had Epstein pressure people for him. Also embezzled millions. Absolute scum. His son even offed himself, from shame most people speculate. There's also Børge Brende who was the new president of the WEF who was connected to Epstein as well. We've been too wealthy and trusting.
>>534299630not the heckin young womerinos
>>534291444I tell them the world is a fucked up place and not everybody’s life plays out like a fairytale with everything going perfectly to plan. If that’s what they are looking for then they will be searching for a while.
>>534291444By being honest. I'll tell them that I fell on hard times after leaving the army. If they ask a followup question, that's personal, so they're going to get a personal answer.
>>534299701having me feel bad for young women is like feeling bad for nigger babies at this point on commercials, why the fuck did their parents breed them so irresponsibly? why is it my problem?
>>534299775>>534299815how does this convince the linkedin psychos on the other side of the Teams video chat that you deserve the honour of being able to sell your labour?
>>534299354Surprise faggot, you can't live in your parents basement forever. Save yourself some time and just off yourself right now.
>>534299990are you really nagging strangers on the internet?
>>534291444I don't give a shit, I don't have to explain anything to anyone, I don't owe labour to anyone
>>534299775>>534299815Good luck with that lmao. You'll just be black listed for being weird and anti-social.
>>534299904Personally, I don’t have to deal with virtual interviews. And if they don’t want to give me a chance, I will skate by on government gibs until I find somebody that does. In a way, all the corporations that don’t give me a job are subsidizing my life with their taxes.
>>534297288You have a slave brain, but just so you know you don't have to be a wagie to make money. Only midwits need a boss telling them what to do to make money.
>>534299904>linkedin>psychos on the other side of the Teams video chatThis is the average psycho CEO guy on the other side alongside HR roasties watching at you.
>>534291444No love no resume no explanations, simple as.
>>534292757>how do you lie about having senior react, c#, c+, developer experience?That seems like a good question for a poopjeet.
Just say you were doing consulting
>>534300302NPD niggas
>>534299608I don't know the answer to your question because I don't have that problem, It is my job to weed out people like you and now I'm going to go see if you can push a commit to git that says it occurred before the repo existed in git. I'm pretty sure you can do that so perhaps give that a try.There are alternatives to git that don't publish stats like Bitbucket, AWS code commit etc. AWS code commit is not available to new customers so that might be a good pathway to say that your code was previously there and you stuck it in GitHub so the company could inspect it. A plausible explanation for your lack of commit history.The NDA approach is used to basically explain gaps or the non existence of something. I have personally had significant gaps of 12 weeks - 9 months working on projects under NDA. It's mostly infrastructure or defense and the projects were never exciting or interesting but they're strategically important. I cannot and will not talk about those jobs to anybody, and I'll gladly tell that to people's faces.
>>534291444just tell them you were in prison for aggravated assault in the workplace
>>534299630>I would still disagree, I believe academic method can be translated into profitI just got back from my parents house, my father is a consultant and auditor for manufacturing in aerospace industry and previously ran one of the few microelectronics factories in Australia. He just fired a client because their team, while brilliant in a technical sense, are mostly academic and continue to endlessly iterate their product into perfection but have no idea how to get their product from the factory to a client, let alone make 500 of them in a month while meeting expectations. It is incredibly common; the knowledge gap between academia and commercial viability is significant, and universities rarely teach the latter. It was also one of my biggest challenges, even though I graduated with a Bachelor of IT with a major in software engineering and neural networking.If you can, lean into direct cost implications for your series. Companies see things as a matter of risk and cost and as such if you can demonstrably mirage risks or reduce costs, and better still if you can prove your mitigations or cost reductions exceed what your income would be, then there is an immediate and unarguable case to hire you on the spot and make money for the company.In either case it sounds like you're actually trying so that's a good step in the right direction. It has already increased your value, I'd hire somebody putting in that kind of effort over somebody else equally qualified but not putting in that level of effort.
>>534300448Or this one>>534300480turns out renaming a repo is a possibility>You can rename a repository if you're either an organization owner or have admin permissions for the repositoryAlso, turns out --date can be used to commit a file with an old date even if the file has current date mod, date created
>>534300542Based
>>534300894unfortunately, you have you accidentally committed your printf("NIGGER\n"); debugging statements
>>534301027Kekgit commit -m "niggers niggers niggers"
>>534299990>you can't live in your parents basement foreverMaybe (You) can't, but I sure will. It's that or a prison cell which I'll get all for myself by committing crimes against nature if forced to suck ass for a living.
>>534300143I'm an engineer. Of course I'm weird and antisocial. You just don't want to come off as MEAN and weird and antisocial.
>>534299273I once mentioned that I used to know a guy who was forklift certified and the hot girl I was talking to at the bar started taking her clothes off and unzipping my pants. She was going to suck my dick right there in front of everyone. It was like just mentioning the phrase "forklift certified" flipped a switch in her female brain and she went into sexbot mode.
>>534297355Fat girls, bro.If they can afford to be fat, they can afford a pet that they can actually brag about fucking.It's soul crushing work, but it's better than letting the nigs have them.
>>534300543The example about your dad is a great illustration, and I absolutely agree with that point from earlier. So it seems we aren't talking past each other. And I absolutely saw this in higher ed, where solutions were discussed in a vacuum and feasability was never considered. It was eye opening doing polsci in uni and doing it in practice. What counted was crowns in donations, number of members in the party/local wings and ultimately votes. Some arguments we heard from professors who also worked for internationally recognized institutions were so far from reality it blew my mind. The best example I can think of is an argument from Erika Chenoweth that was often repeated about how you only need 2.5-3% of a given population to engage in sustained non-violent protests to topple a regime, without so much as recognizing other real life factors such as regional power patronage, sanctions, levels of corruption, likelyhood of co-opting and so on. When asking if this argument could be used with any predictive quasi authoritarian states with Russian patronage you could see the professor who has adviced very important people just bluescreen. And again, thank you for taking the media idea seriously. I'll get in touch with my cousin in shipping and ask him to clue me in on how they calculate risk and profit, then see if I can give a sober analysis. Fuel cost alone will change massively, but what's the difference in price between hiring Russian nuclear ice breakers compared to transit costs through the Suez? Will interdiction be higher or lower in likelyhood? What changes would there be in servicing required for the ships? I was in the Norwegian navy and sailing up north carries a different set of challenges simply like dealing with ice instead of dust and heat which requires more oils for servicing instead of heat. Also, good to hear you visit your parents, the amount of familial grievances on this board is off the charts so I think I should call my mum today.
>>53429144420 years of professional neeting. I have played more games, enjoyed more hentai, and read more manga/LNs than all their employees combined. I have a Masters in verbal combat, samefag identification, and psychological insight. I expect a livable wage and no more than 24 hours a week of low stress work where in a position where I don't need to interact with the public.I'm quite a steal
>>534291444Found out one company I used to work for liquidated and and got shut down. Now that's where I worked for every single gap in my resume, and I was supervisor there too! Yeah shut down now though sorry, you can't check or call any references hahaha sorry
>>534301827I wonder if I can reap permanent unemployment benefits by failing every interview or getting myself fire from every job the government can give me. Don't know yet because I'm fine with the allowance buxx I'm getting from my military pensioner father. I'll need to research this possible lifehack.
>>534301554Go after the rich widowers. They just want a boytoy to show off to their girlfriends at the yacht club. Invest in high end cologne, if you're lucky you'll pick one her deceased husband used.
>>534301906>The idea of "permanent unemployment benefits" is a myth. It's a temporary form of financial compensation typically lasting between 90 and 450 days, with the duration tied to your total work history. The longest period (450 days) is reserved for those who have lost a job after 25 years of service>Once you are registered as unemployed, you have strict legal obligations, including actively seeking work and accepting suitable job offers.>Deliberately failing interviews is considered not actively seeking work. Failing to find a job could lead to your removal from the unemployment register if authorities conclude you are not genuinely trying.>If you refuse a job that matches your qualifications, the Croatian Employment Service (HZZ) can remove you from the unemployment register. This can be for three or six months, depending on the infraction, and halts your benefits entirely
>>534301936I consider marrying a rich woman to be the final straw, maybe even after considering prison. That's assuming of course that it's even doable (for me). Peace and quiet of solitude is mandatory in my life, but that leaves me with fewer options.>>534302117Yeah I just checked too. Quickly my genial plan fell to pieces.
>>534302213>consider marrying a rich womanThey are waiting for you. .. but in America (also you must be hot and tall, not some ugly loser).
>>534291444I've never understood this topic. Nobody ever asks about this in real life. I didn't work for that period because that's when I didn't work. You don't have to literally work your entire life.
>>534291444I used to work at Vandelay Industries as a latex salesman.
>>534302273My brother told me he knows of a plain and unlikeable dude who pulled it off by having guts. I think it's reasonable to believe that women are largely ignored, especially after a certain age when men's hormones calm down (I'm there too at just 28) and the women are just a lot of increasingly wrinkly baggage. I still can't do it. Bachelor life is too good. I might even work instead of marrying a rich woman. To think there are people who marry broke (or indebted) freeloaders. My goodness. Men are idiots.
>>534293714What a loser lmao.
>>534299073Yeah, I need god to throw me a bone, the only part if my lifes puzzle thats missing is career, I just need something that is a good fit for my family and me, Ive always been the bread winner, but recently my wife has gotten a good paying job, so I just need to supplement her income, instead if her supplementing mine. Why I only need part time job, plus I also have a kid and we refuse to pay the prices for day care, just not worth it. He starts kindergarten next year, but thats a whole new bag of worms
>>534291444I’m so sick of this dogshit job market. Finally got call back after not working for years. I went through multiple assessments and interviews, got a congratulations email, and told I was put as a backup because of “veterans preference” candidates. Completely wasted my time.
>>534302333Boomers react like a gap means you're going to quit or walk or be a lazy bum. I've even had a boomer tell me they won't hire someone who doesn't wear a wristwatch because it means they don't care about keeping the time.
>>534291444Job gaps ruin your entire professional life and economically ruin you. When I was jobless for 10 years, I had multiple interview managers tell me that job haps make employers think you’re a social pariah and they avoid that at all costs due to potential lawsuits from third partiesI finally got a job thanks to my friend directly hiring me himself and it’s a game changer. Now when I go to interviews they’re much smoother and I always get called in for either another round or for the job.Job gaps literally make your interviewer think>”hey, there’s a REASON that this guy hasn’t had a single person help him get a job in his life. He’s a pariah, an outcast, let’s keep it that way. Not making this problem into MY problem”
>>534292702>>534296066Yeah once you’re seen as “ill” people basically want you unpersoned. The anglosphere is a dogshit place.
>>534302711Boomers come from a world where Infinite loyalty to companies meant guaranteed pay rises and endless benefits, boomers however are unwilling to give any of these things, but still demand the loyalty to the company. They're detached from reality and their brains are fried from the lead they put in everything. The sad reality is after boomers blew up the economy half a dozen times in the last 30 years to make themselves rich, they control most of the money on the planet, so you have to play their bullshit games their way if you want to work for them.
>>534302438>women are largely ignored, especially after a certain ageUgly ones are - it's why they usually pursue STEM and careers.Check your local university graduation pics in STEM and look at the women there.>>534302438>wrinkly baggageIf you have no male friends to talk with, women are the only thing you can interact irl. My parents do not have a single friend, so they can only talk to each other, but I see they are tired af of each other. The hobbies and interests do not match up
>>534302869To be clear I'm not saying suck the boomers boot, just tell them what ever they need to hear and then immediately start applying elsewhere for better conditions kek. Loyalty to companies is retarded, it doesn't exist. They will replace you the second it's cost effective to do so.
>>534302889I do have friends, including one I met here, but more importantly, I'm not very social. Just texting here and there is enough for me. Even if I didn't have friends, I'd have frens (You).
>>534291547><insert exotic place>Austria!
>>534294879It’s more that they don’t actually even need to hire anyone. They’re just going through the motions with the intention of not actually hiring anyone, but also leaving the door open to hiring a nice Chad if he comes along
>>534291444I simply got up, and walked out; they had this strange homosexual employed at the restaurant.
>>534295368Help me out fren please, what do you mean you make 4k per month doing that? How are they buying parts from you if they’re manufacturing them in china? Who’s doing the biring and where can I go to beg them for employment? Jus a chance saar pleeeheeeheeese!
>>534291444I just filled mine with bullshit jobs. I started my first at 26 and just added McDonald's for 1 year then some random ass imaginary construction company for 3 years. Instantly started hearing back from places I applied to compared to empty resume lol.
>>534291444I don’t even have a resume nor am I ever going to look for a job not my problem
>>534291547>I did shamanism in
>>534293001there isn'tyou are a lying retardonigger
>>534297288so after bustin my ass and studying at Uni and not finding a job in my 20s, im now basically fucked for life because no one would hire me?not because of my skills, but because the bitches in HR deemed my life worthless?and then you wonder why we're burning it all to the ground
>>534303565Pretty much unless you get a really, really good friend in a Good situation. That’s the only way I got a job after ten years unemployedPeople would straight up tell me I was a pedo or serial killer when they learned about my job gap problem
