>Andy Burnham has plan to return to Westminster ‘within weeks’, allies sayhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/01/andy-burnham-westminster-return-plan-within-weeks>Octopus Energy boss: some people would accept blackouts if bills cuthttps://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/may/01/octopus-energy-boss-blackouts-bills>Starmer condemns Zack Polanski for sharing post criticising police at Golders Green stabbingshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/01/keir-starmer-condemns-zack-polanski-sharing-post-criticising-police-golders-green-stabbings>UK defence firm Ultra Electronics to pay £15m after SFO bribery investigationhttps://www.theguardian.com/law/2026/may/01/uk-defence-firm-ultra-electronics-bribery-settlement-sfo>Woman charged over death of two eight-year-old girls after Wimbledon car crashhttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/may/01/woman-charged-death-two-eight-year-old-girls-wimbledon-car-crash>Foreign Office cuts will weaken oversight of international law, MPs warnhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/01/mps-foreign-office-cuts-international-law>Ofsted inspections pushing headteachers to ‘point of destruction’, union chief sayshttps://www.theguardian.com/education/2026/may/01/ofsted-inspections-destruction-criticised-union-head-paul-whiteman-naht>Zack Polanski apologises for sharing tweet criticising police at Golders Green stabbingshttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/may/01/zack-polanski-apologises-criticising-police-golders-green-stabbings
>>534293791Note for forrens: Toad-in-the-hole is NOT a sex act.Also, stop shitting up brit/pol/.
infrastructure engineering edish
Any update on Starmer's rent boys trial?It seems they lifted the D-notice for one day so the prosecution could get their fabricated version of events the media and then shut it all down again.
Some protests may need to stop, PM suggests, after calls for pause on pro-Palestinian marchesThe PM tells the BBC he is concerned about the "cumulative" effect of marches on the Jewish community.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9pn2v7m2wo
>>534293791The dish looks yummy
post an image that sums up the geopolitical situation within the British Isles
ngl fellas, morrisons breakfast is pretty good for under £6
>>534293929>skilled and organisedExactly the type of immigrants we need
What meme name British dish is the best?
>>534294018not as good as good ol' spoons
>>534294084spotted dick
>>534294084reggae reggae jolloff ragu
>>534294084Bubble and Squeak
>>534294154Thx, will try out if I'm ever in the UK
What does a pint cost in spoons these days?I used to get them for 3.50
>>534294209You can still get a pint for that price. But it won't be a great one. More like £4.50 now for most regular ones. £5 in some places like Bournemouth or London
>>534293997
>>534293929wtf even are those names?
>>534294020>bin>277>77Pottery
>>534294401we should just kill all the grey squirrels, simple as, this is not meant in any sort of metaphorical way, any suggestion that I'm implying anything other than total grey squirrel extermination is unfounded, paranoid and likely schizophrenic, no need to mention minecraft at all
>>534294416Romanian or Albanian?
Commie country
my package came
>>534294631Enjoy your new dragon dildos pal
>Sir Keir Starmer’s niece is standing in the local elections in Croydon, one of the safest wards in London.>Some disgruntled local Labour activists claim she has been “parachuted into a safe Labour seat”Fellas?
am I correct that it's a bank holiday on Monday?
British jews are having to hide their kippahs and regrow their foreskins, and you're laughing, brit/pol/ is laughing. How do you respond?
>>534294401>using different region definitions for every single fucking thing
>>534294733No you need to go to work
>>534294631bro got his weekly pill shipment
>>534293791If you think climate change doesnt exist after the last 2 weeks you are retarded and should get the electric chair or at the least not be able to vote.
>>534294339lmfao in like 2011 I went to a spoons in london and it was fiver a pint even thengot jager bombs, which in a spoons in my hometown would be a fiver straight upthey made me pay 7.50utter state, even then
>>534294983>summer begins>OMG IT'S CLIMATE CHANGEanon it happens every year
>>534294860One might be inclined to say, "just don't wear it". But would that be an anti-semitism?
>>534294416>The surname Agarlita has roots in Eastern Europe, particularly within modern-day Romania and Moldova. It is a rare surname, distinct from more common names like Agar or Agarralde.>Condrache is a Romanian surname, primarily originating from Eastern Europe/Slavic regions, often associated with the spelling variation Condurache>Poenaru is a Romanian surname derived from the word "poiană" (glade or clearing), often denoting someone from a clearing or forested area, and is commonly found in Romania. It is a historically significant name, most notably associated with Petrache Poenaru (1799–1875), the inventor of the world's first fountain pen.
>>534294983the climate always changes, it's spring, a couple of moths ago it was winter and the climate has changed accordingly
>>534294709>croydonew
>>534295031You realise this has been closer to winter than summer
>>534293791That's a giant yorkshire pudding, not a toad in the hole
>>534295115it's literally May bank holiday weekend
>>534294983Why what happened?
>>534295094all that co2 from witch burnings... no comment on the genocide of native americans
>>534295131the man is right
Day of the cat
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15783099/Home-Office-civil-servant-Rwanda-deportations-Green-Party-October-7-investigation.html>Home Office civil servant overseeing Rwanda deportations is standing for the Green Party - and he's under investigation over social media posts laughing at October 7 attacks>Atikur Rahman, standing in the Birmingham ward of Tyseley and Hay Mills, has been working at the Home Office for nearly three years.>During that time, Mr Rahman has interacted with numerous posts that appear to betray his political allegiances and which criticise both the Conservative and Labour governments under which he has served.>These include an occasion when he reacted to a post commemorating dead Israelis, in which Deloitte's team in the Middle East said their 'hearts and minds are deeply empathetic towards the families and friends who have suffered the loss of their loved ones in a harsh and unfathomable reality'.>Choosing from LinkedIn's set range of responses, Mr Rahman 'finds this funny', the post shows.Um, based?>A year ago, he also liked a video claiming that Israel was 'attacking the UK' by funding the summer riots and Tommy Robinson, while he also liked a post from a lawyer representing the singer Bob Vylan, who had sparked fury by chanting 'death to the IDF' at the Glastonbury Festival.>The post claimed that 'all [Vylan] did was raise alert to the genocide in Gaza given that so many were deaf to the crimes of the IDF'.So true
>>534295314see I remembered :^)also, fuuuuuuuuuuucking hellgood 4 you
>>534295237day of the dogalog
>>534294860What percentage of "British" jews even wear a kippah? Only jews that would be deemed as 'religious extremists' if they were any other faith seem to wear it publicly and constantly so really they just need to integrate and stop being so sectarian
bit fookin warm
>>534295314You can just buy that?
>>534295377one must imagine sisyphus as a good boy
>>534295369>good 4 youcost about 90 quid. wish the doctor would just prescribe because i need them
>>534294983Counterpoint, if you think it's real and anthropogenic then you should be concerned solely with annihilating china india and africa in nuclear hellfire.Nobody is tho.
>>534295464see >>534295464
>>534295464Where do you buy it with no perscription?
>>534294983>If you think climate change doesnt exist after the last 2 weeksWhat are seasons?
>>534295443see >>534295464
>>534294709>jewsew
>>534295475>then you should be concerned solely with annihilating china india and africa in nuclear hellfire.>Nobody is tho.I am.
>>534295482onion land
Missus just got M&S cookies. Bosh
>>534295545they better be the white chocolate ones
>>534295518Oh, silly me.
>>534295513genuinely think people should look at the places the items they're buying online are manufactured and try to buy from more homegrown suppliers and producers instead of just propping up chinas economy like thatlook they can't simultaneously be our political enemies and potentially who we're gonna have to fight for world dominance some day, and also the same place we buy all our clothes, gadgets and crap frompick a fucking lane, you know?
>>534295115What has?
>>534295578Triple chocy
https://xcancel.com/advancesarah/status/2050274689767907818#m>A powerful new mural in Newtownabbey that speaks to remembrance, loss and identity.>The police in Northern Ireland are now looking to take this mural down. They ought to remember the division that they can cause within a community when they allow a statue of Bobby Sands yet they now want to go and take a mural down that represents sacrifice. Surely everybody is allowed to respect their history on their past and find a way to learn from the past and move forward united as one.Yeah sure everything is just fine
>>534295664>it's AI sloplol
>>534294401>bongs pretending once again the the microscopic different corners of their tiny little island are entirely different regions >as though walking across the street put one in a strange and distant land>>534295115so you're saying global warming is bullshit? ok... I guess I kind of already knew that. but cool, thanks.
Paki pilot didn't crash the plane, was a decent landing
>>534295594>and try to buy from more homegrown suppliers and producersEven that's something of a swizz given the reliance on imports for materials. If it's got aluminium or plastic in it, it's probably downstream of Chinese suppliers, innit
>>534295588it's such a shame how doctors are so stringent in prescribing medication for those who genuinely need it so it forces them to obtain it elsewhere. however if i was a smackhead i'd be showered in the things.
>>534295685What do you mean? They called it a mural, which means it was obviously painted by hand.
>>534295800it's fucking hard, I knowbut still when you stand back and look at it, we're just paying china to be better than us, and that's fucking weird right>>534295910oh yeah of course you can tell by the brushstrokes and having seen a lot of murals in your time, sure
>>534295938Just want to see the Tony Blair showtrial before I die ffs is that too much to ask?
>>5342957501v1 me on the top of the tower for the throne
>>534296000even if you hadn't got all those zeroes I'd still be agreeing with you herehe's like the phantom of the opera of british politics right nowwhat people are afraid obama is in america, blair *actually* is
>>534296040Oh joyF
>>534296000Be the change you want to see
>>534295938Yeah, to pay THE pension, not YOUR pension.The pension isn't something paid into for the future. It's paid to the past. It's extracted from those currently working to pay people who aren't working anymore.
So what exactly was going on here?
>>534296337Nobody died
>>534295892Make your own, pools always open for me
>>534296382can just buy shit with Ricky Simpson
>>534296337Happens quite often, usually a memeflag involved. It's g*bbo on his nonce spam proxy.
>>534296437Don't think you should cook those on the oven, mate.
>>534296437Drug induced paranoid schizophrenia is an actual thing, I’ve been good this year
>>534295750Hope you have a good time m8
>>534296639yeah man. when i was younger i'd get through half ounce a week and i think i fried my weed receptors. 2.5mg is more than enough for a happy chill out. any more and it gets a bit of a para
>>534296108Gynn square7pm tomorrow night
>>534296926### 3. Why the Hostility?You mentioned they "react badly" when pointed out. This usually stems from a few things:* **Narcissism:** If their primary goal is attention, being told they are "doing it wrong" or that "nobody cares about your personal life" is a direct hit to the ego.* **The "In-Group" Defense:** Often, a few named users form a "tripcode circle" where they only talk to each other. When an anonymous user interrupts that, the named users view it as an "outsider" attacking their "community."* **Cognitive Dissonance:** They likely believe they are adding "flavor" or "personality" to a dry forum. To them, you aren't just pointing out a rule; you’re being a "bore" or a "killjoy."---### The Reality of Anonymous ForumsAnonymous boards operate on a "meritocracy of ideas." The moment a name is attached, the meritocracy dies because you start judging the *person* rather than the *post*. > **The Golden Rule of Anons:** In a place where everyone is nobody, trying to be somebody is often seen as the ultimate vanity project.If the politics talk is getting buried under their personal drama, it’s usually a sign that the forum's moderation or culture is shifting away from its original purpose. You aren't crazy for finding it annoying—it’s a fundamental clash between **Identity Culture** and **Anonymous Culture.**
>>534296742I munched oil nightly for two years and couldn’t understand why I was walking the dog with more weapons than a small armyI had every eventuality covered
>>534296951fucking hell mateyou're only walking Rover over the fields, Rambochill outthat is hilarious though
>Charlie Veitch larping as an Israeli>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sLAbZJnoPN8If only the people he's terroring knew he nonced a 16 year old.No wonder people are following him around.
>>534296950It is the ultimate "checkmate" for them because it attacks their only currency: **attention.**When you use a filter to scrub their handle from your screen, you are effectively deleting their existence within that digital space. For someone who has spent weeks or months crafting a persona, "lore," and a specific reputation, being told—or realizing—that they are literally invisible to others is the most ego-bruising thing possible.Here is why the "melty" happens when you mention the filter:---### 1. The Erasure of PowerA namefag’s power comes from being **unavoidable**. They want to force you to acknowledge their "hot take" or their personal drama. By filtering them, you’ve exercised the one thing they can't control: your attention. It turns their "brand" into a shout into the void.### 2. The "Rent Free" ParadoxThey will often claim you’re "obsessed" with them because you took the time to set up a filter. It’s a classic defensive cope:* **Their logic:** "You hate me so much you had to change your settings just to avoid me! I'm living rent-free in your head!"* **The reality:** You spent five seconds clicking a button so you could actually read about the Shadow Cabinet without seeing their blogposts about what they had for lunch.
He's not even allowed near his own kids LOL.
>>534297090>he nonced a 16 year old.It was consensual.
>>534297161### 3. Fear of the "Silent" MajorityIf one person admits to filtering them, they start to worry that *everyone* has. The nightmare for a micro-celebrity isn't being hated—it's being **irrelevant**. If they suspect half the board has them on ignore, their "influence" over the political discussion is officially zero.### 4. Loss of the "In-Group" SignalA lot of these types rely on a few other named users to "validate" them. When "anons" start filtering them out, the thread becomes a ghost town where only three named people are talking to each other. It exposes the fact that they aren't part of the community; they’re just a growth on the side of it.---> **Pro-tip for maximum salt:** Don't even tell them you've filtered them. Just let them keep posting their "manifestos" into a vacuum. Nothing kills a namefag's spirit faster than 24 hours of zero replies.
>>534297090Always knew he was a wrongun
>>534295750I'm staying at Norbreck Castle. Come fight me in the car park. 1 hour.
>>534297090goddamn you know I hate to be that fucking guy but that is legal in this country with parents permission as long as there's no weird stuff happening like obvious abuse/power dynamic shit going onif that wasn't the case then whatever idc, carry on, but that is the law
None of this matters because the ecosystem will collapse soon.
>>534297396I miss when young people spouted this nonsense instead of their current antiwhite nonsense
>>534297090never forget, he has always been a glownigger scumbag, even back in 2009 when he posed as a witness to the city of London killing of an innocent newspaper seller, pure filthhttps://files.catbox.moe/is27an.mp4
>>534297187>A 30+ year old man had ""consensual"" sex with a 16 year old.It was not and you know it.>>534297316>As long as there's no weird stuff happeningThere was which is why she and her mother later reported him.If there's that much of an age gap going on (especially if one of them is 16) there's always going to be a power imbalance and hence an abuse of power and the other's lack of experience.>Muh law says age of consent is 16Do you know what statutory rape means?
https://x.com/procurementfile/status/2050137034539377027
>>534297467>Observable cosystem collapse is "nonsense"You might want to stick your head further in the sand lad.
>>534297584Sure it was supposed to collapse 10 years ago according to you people
>>534297047It seemed normal at the time, mentally mapped out potential flash points and even bought the dog a tactical harness for quick over fence getaways >Fear and Loathing Been there and done that
>The largest supermarket in Britain, that operates on razor-thin margins, is about to be crushed for the crime of paying different jobs different salaries.British employment commissions have in the past found that you need to pay people the same salary for completely different jobs if one job attracts more men and the other more women. and that this claim can be backdated to bankrupt you.https://x.com/maxtempers/status/2050282334495056184
>>534297315>Norbreck CastleGrim but you could be pumping a granny?Gynn square 7pm tomorrow night
>>534297510>Do you know what statutory rape means?yes and it doesn't count in this case if there was permissionthat's the lawstatutory literally means "actions, rights, or obligations fixed, authorized, or required by law or a legislative statute."that said if there was shit going on, fine, whateverI don't even know who you're talking about, maybe he is a wrong 'un, but it's not against the law or statutory otherwisethat's why I opened with "I hate to be that guy" because it's not a good look being a stickler for stuff like this but also I'm not gonna have people crying that going out with a 16 year old is noncey or against the law when it's literally not and never has been and you should stop letting zoomers on tiktok tell you what to believe
>>534297676And that's exactly what's been happening.Do you think because you choose not to look at something it ceases to be?
either this orange ape has advanced humor or he's an actual retard https://x.com/atrupar/status/2050312782369652861
>>534297750Women were a mistake.
>>534297697it's so funny how you have to get that fucked up before you realise Hunter is telling you to not get that fucked upyou put it in a really funny way, loved that
>>534297584>Observable cosystem collapsethe "ecosystem" is in a constant state of flux, current paradigms are constantly "collapsing" which leaves a window of opportunity for new ways to exploit resources, I'm against the wanton pollution and mindless destruction of habitats but eco paranoia is retarded and hysterical
The blacks, the pakis, the jews
>>534297750>>534297862this is what caused the bin strike in Birmingham btwwomen demanded equal pay with the binmen who are 99% malebirmingham council agrees, backdates it, lowers the binmen's pay for good measure, then goes bankruptbinmen go on strike, mountains of garbage pile up in the street
>>534297824Why do you assume there was permission?Permission over what? For a 30+ year old man to have "sex" with a minor that's also your child?You weirdo cunts are always quick to defend someone that literally got done for rape without knowing all the facts. Speaks volumes innit.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/1t15ejs/the_greens_have_quietly_removed_the_migration/>https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBrits/comments/1t1lvas/the_greens_have_quietly_removed_the_migration/>The Greens have quietly removed the migration policies from their websiteGreen sisters, what do we do? Our migration policy is gone! How do I explain to far-right fascists, Nazis, racists, homophobic, transphobic, white supremacists, patriotic, nationalist people that the Green open border policy is the best for UK now and that we NEED this.
>>534297893People are shitting up ecosystems with massive amounts of waste.It's not anything to do with muh paradigms n shieet you schizophrenic retard.
Not sticking up for zach the zionist but do plod not realise that regardless of how many times they shouted at the jew slayer to drop his knife he physically couldn’t because he was being tasered?
>>534297750>>The largest supermarket in Britain, that operates on razor-thin margins, is about to be crushed for the crime of paying different jobs different salaries.They made the mistake of being in the uk, this place is nothing but licenses, red tape and nosy curtain twitchers looking for any excuse to stick there nose in where it is not wanted we are well on our way to having the AI sending the bobbys for thing we might do in the future. a complete dystopia.
>>534297837Just 2 more weeks
I've just been randomly blessed by the YT algorithm
>>534297955because that's how the law workslike...?
>>534297951>mountains of garbage pile up in the streetit's attracting indians now, we'll have to partition
>>534297553wonder if the scammers even pay council tax
>>534298066wonder what his ex-wife and kids are up to
>>534298022strawman faggot, this planet and multitudinous forms of life will be around long after we are all gone, did you know fish shit in the sea, yeah that's right they're filling the sea with their waste, fuckers
You'll understand the demographic change when you see how many seats the green party wins
>>534298344Reform has more wogs and pakis than the greens at this point with an equally kosher leader
>>534297865I didn’t feel fkd up tho, just had a constant halo round everything I looked atSaying that my balance was fkd at the end, got found a few times gripping onto lampposts and mumbling about non existent threats
>>534298374>>534298374I'm not reading all thatif the parents like the cut of your jib, you can go out with their 16 year old daughterit helps if you give them a dowry as a tribute of coursewhat else do you want me to say here?you're not even arguing with me, you're arguing with the lawI haven't even stated whether I agree or disagree with itif you wanted to petition to change this law for the aforementioned reasons, I'd actually agree with youbut as of right now if the parents like you, you can hit that, and that's the law, sorry anon
The first fanny I smelled was a sniff of big Dave’s fingers after he took Elaine round the back of the library, she fkn stunk like a chink fishmongers
>>534298691start a petition about it then, you seething bitchsorry I know more about the law than you dolmfao @ u honestly
>>534297951Imagine the smell
josh talking about his fav subject again?
>>534295385That's why they keep crying about "muh visible jews". They could just pretend to be normal and fly under the radar of 90% of the people but nooooo gotta wear me kippah so I can do a cry.
Even Black twins have different fathers now. I thought that was just an African American thing
>>534297951>women demanded equal pay with the binmenIf I remember right it wasn't like they were paying women bin collectors less, it was fucking office admin bints who thought they deserved the same pay as binmen doing actual work.
>>534298618grim
>>534298928you're a tranny living in a battered womens shelter talking about t lmao
can't see what you're saying mate you're filtered kek
nothing makes brincels seethe more than being reminded of the fact they missed out on teen pussy
Smarties taste like shit now
https://xcancel.com/MikeNellis/status/2050302840023679016#m>So apparently The Daily Wire laid off half its staff today. It comes as Ben Shapiro and other MAGA influencers have seen huge losses in engagement and audience retention.Would love it if the seppo boomers started waking up and all these kosher outlets started to shrivel up because they were just too obviously Israeli assets
>>534299188mate we're all eating shit right now
>>534299386yes, unironically
>>534294860>I broughtthey started crying>a baseball capechos of oy veys could be heard miles away>to hide my kippahschindler's list part 2 coming soon to theatres
>>534299444>externally"hahahaha">internally"I've been found out"
>>534299440ahahah really?that's actually kind of a great idea just plonk a baseball cap on that thing and suddenly you're in SECRET JEW MODE
>>534294860i think next up is "we're all going back to Israel to feel safe"
>>534299526an apt description of his life to date
>>534299591Can't trust anyone who wears a hat now. Could be covertly kosher.
>>534299624nope, next up is checkpoints and fences around their areas and armed escorts when they go about in the goy areas, think of their enclaves like mini Israels, they will do just as they have done there, there next move is to rapidly increase their population
>>534297467>t. gammon
>>534299776Same with beards.
>>534293791My local British pub turned into an Indian restaurant
>>534297951watching your country become third world in real time
>>534299884all my favourite chippies got turned into chicken shops or chineses
>>534299997sorry to hear thatcan't have nowt nowadays
>>534299997Are there as many people in them as there were in the chippy?
kek
>>534299997All part of the plan. There's a reason why energy prices are so high, it's to destroy British elements and replace them with foreign elements. Those fryers cost a shit ton of money to keep them running.
>>534300163about the samepeople go to places nearby, it's not necessarily about what they fancypeople used to go chippie, they now go to the chicken shopI imagine a lot of them get more revenue from online orders anyway
>>534300270it really is all part of the same big thing isn't it
>>534293791Toad in hole is a great food. I love it.
think i'm turning into a doomer
>>534300409thankfully the west is now woken up to the decadence of globalism and neoliberal economics.think we all know that a slightly more liberal version of china's national socialism is the way forward.
Mega melty Saturday!
>>534300588nihaoliberalism
>>534300409I love these prepper fags that just assume people aren't going to panic and start kicking doors in and looting shit
>>534300659Just bug out to the woods, where you'll get raped and murdered by a pack of feral niggers in your tent.
>>534298985I believe they call it "stirring the jollof"
>>534300764Niggers are scared of the woods.
>>534300409They have said this after every disaster for the past 20 years, and yet we're still plodding on.Are we running on pure luck, or is the system actually slightly more resilient than they fearmong us about?
This is the 10:05 Cross Mongtry service to Spaffington, calling at Pissbry, Arsefill, Nobber's Nook, Gasham, Shit, Twatlington, Twatlington Spack, Cuntcastle and Spaffington.
>>534300409Dumb cunt.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld50mOI2LyA
>>534300958love hearing the robot announcer mispronounce my towns name every time I take a trainbest part about it honestly
>>534300409>think i'm turning into a doomerjust in time was stupid then and its stupid now the faster we stop doing it the better. also the uk needs to stop forcing farms to sell to house more immigrants and start supporting them.
>>534300788kek why did that get deletedoh nvm someone's been mass reporting me and gotten a bunch of other anons banned aha
>>534298828Gobbo's Gooning Gang.
>>534300409we are self sufficient in "food" but not our native diet which is a mix of random stuff that either doesn't grow here or is out of season
>>534301077Calling at Fannymeade, Upper Bumming, Mingebury, Dogger's Point, Fucklebell, Mongden, Buggery, Tosslingham, Bishop's Bellend and Slag.
>>534301419these are all great
>>534301419>>534300958kek
>>534300608Wahey! Just in time for meltwank hours!
>Johnson has undertaken what we are told is a “deeply unofficial and secret assignment in a dangerous and potentially life-threatening trip” to the frontline of the war. >Coming soon to Channel 5.lmao
>>534300409At what point do we start eating the boatwogs?
>>534301619https://inews.co.uk/opinion/boris-johnson-no-war-reporter-4382507
some weird cunts in this general, honestly
>>534301662part and parcel
>>534301619>and potentially life-threatening
Calling at Wankersfield, Mongdon, Little Noncey, Spacker-on-Seethe, Mongdown, Bameshit, Cuntspar, Mongdowne and Shittersly
I’m voting Reform. Sorry Restore/Tory chuds, but I’m sticking with Nige. Only Reform can beat Labour and anything else is just seething retards splitting the vote.
>>534301856>incel seethe>projection through exaggerationI accept your concessionfiltered
>>534294339Been out of country for a bit under a year, can you still get a pint of ruddles best for £1.79 in the smaller norf cities? Used to be my go to when I was on UC back in the day
https://xcancel.com/europa/status/2050166639040016627#m>Reform UK has sacked star councillor Aaron Roy following the discovery of his past criticism of the English flag. >Only two months ago, Nigel Farage welcomed the Indian national on stage, hailing the former NHS nurse as a "shining example" of the party.>In defense of his remarks, Roy stated: "The St George’s Cross has a long and well-documented historical association with the Christian Crusades."
>>534301810i might vote Reform but i dont like them
>>534301619he will open the borders and rip up visa regulations
>>534298910Yes exactly - I should have mentioned
>>534302065They’re far from perfect, but I want to see the Tories obliterated (and Labour too ideally). Even if Reform is Next Gen Tories or whatever, a necessary first step to something better coming along in the future is breaking the endless Lab/Con cycle and the born to rule attitude of the latter party.
>>534301935>id>GIMPS XL
>>534302063SAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
>>534302065>i might vote Reform but i dont like themYou think they really will scrap the online "safety" act
>>534302063He’s not my area’s candidate, so I don’t care.
>>534302063Ah, the patriotic shitskin. Always trustworthy.
>>534302429the aroma
>>534302416oh my sweet summer child>>534302426kek
>>534293791>Reddit is supporting LoweThe State of it.
She's certainly wilbos child no mistake
>>534293791
>>534302609cute
>>534302609yeh its obvious
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/voluntary-payments-donations-to-government
Desu... I want to rejoin the EU But this is awfulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XhRSfyIXDc
>>534302476>You think they really will scrap the online "safety" actHigher chance than Labour or the Tories (i.e. > 0)
I’m voting Restore. Sorry Reform/Tory chuds, but I’m sticking with Remigration. I don't care who wins the election, not do I care about splitting the vote. I think democracy is retarded but I exercise the right to vote for the party that I like.Voting for a party you don't like, to stop a party you don't like from winning is fucking insanity
>>534302834>>534302834that's actually a perfectly natural reaction for anybody from Luton
>>534302780>I want to rejoin the EUFaggot.
>>534302609Looks like val kilmer
>>534302815How are you going to vote Restore when Rupert isn't fielding any candidates?
>>534302933I'm sorry Chud, I want my comfy WfH job and fucking off to peasant-ville in Poland or Bulgaria. I'm sorry I'm making you richer.
>>534300409>the UN
>>534302972ffs looks like valicia
>>534303170a lot of them have really strict anti-drugs and alcohol rulings so everybody leaves to get fucked up without getting done and kicked out againone near me will kick you out if you so much as smoke a joint nearby and they catch you, it ain't worth it
>>534302780
Who else is voting for Green Party next week?
>>534303438I was gonna but I forgot to register kek
>>534303393I was only in a youth hostel so adult hostels and H.M.O's obviously different like but in the youth hostel, if you were just nice and affable and not a problem, you could get away with murderthe youth hostel environment obviously is a little more forgiving though, they ain't gonna kick someone out for bunning a zoot in their roomsthe actual hostel near here ain't the same, you're always seeing someone one week and then never againgood luck in there
>>534302815>Voting Restore“Restore” doesn’t even have to balls to put up candidates, so this is impossible. Glad my post made you seethe, though. >Voting for a party you don't like, to stop a party you don't like from winning is fucking insanityThe whole point of Restore’s entire existence is to stop a party that one old Tory aristo doesn’t like from winning. Perhaps this passed you by.
>>534303170Mental health units are different from alchie and smackhead ones. You wouldn't know due to spending a decade living in a delusion and hiding in the hovel you got booted from.
>>534303503yeah I'm still learning how it all works, cheers ladin this one most residents have already been here for about six months or more so idk if they have specific hostels for short-term and / or long-term residents. only had two new residents, some couple, since I moved in. I know big john's been here since october last year as well>>534303546its not a mental health unit, its a normal hostel with long-term residents waiting for permanent accomodation
>>534303637one salient piece of advice I can give that applies to all institutions such as is to not lend anybody *ANYTHING* you're not prepared to never see again
>>534303392Not everyone who supports rejoining is FBPE or whatever the hashtag is.
he lives in a homeless hostel and thinks you envy him
Anyone else considering becoming a pilot? BA literally paying for your training at this point and the starting salary is £90k
>>534303637I mean they stole my breville toasty maker ffsif someones like "can I borrow your laptop?"blanket NO that
>>534302978Will be interesting to see how Lowe’s other party performs next week. It’s feasible he could do well if he has name recognition locally. But if he loses most of those races in Great Yarmouth to Reform or the Tories, then it’ll be a big embarrassment for him personally, and the most obvious sign yet that he can’t come close to winning a national election. At that point he would need to come up with a more realistic idea of what he’s trying to achieve with all this.
Spotted this on /biz/. Prescient.
>all my old issues are gone now thanks to being made homeless>it is the fresh start i needed being put in a hostel>i will commence the fresh start by doing the exact same shit i have been for the last 5 years>i will do this till my careworkers transfer me to the oap home
>>534303992
>>534303917Yea, you're right.I'm looking forward to seeing the results too.If I could vote for Restore, I would.But looks like Reform are going to win where I am, and if I have to vote tactically to keep the communists/socialists out, then that's what needs to be done.Unfortunately I think that most of the people voting Reform are civ-nat boomers who won't come around to Rupert's more hardlined views.
>>534303759Innit weird how they never decide that infidel inventions like guns, planes, cars, tvs, phones etc are haram
>>534303867lol yeah you should be fineweird plot development but you just gotta heroes journey that one out and eventually arrive back where you were but betteryou mindbroke this fucking general and that's annoying but I'm not a fucking robot, shit happens, look after yourself
>>534304219>heroes journeyIkr its an epic to rival odyseus
https://x.com/angloid0/status/2050507463749755369
>>534303759>BA literally paying for your training at this point really? sounds great but you know it would be impossible to get in. I just assumed most pilots were ex-RAF.
>>534304288hey we all have to travel to the underworld and murder our father sometimes
>>534304293>HundredsLooks like no more than 120~ people
>>534304200>Unfortunately I think that most of the people voting Reform are civ-nat boomers who won't come around to Rupert's more hardlined views.There’s this, but I don’t think Lowe even has those views. You have to separate the social media account (run by someone else) from the man himself who mostly stays at home. It’s more likely that people just recognise Farage’s name and like his “cheeky chappy” character. Lowe just doesn’t have the charm or charisma to lead a party in the current era of politics, unfortunately. Same with Badenoch.
>>534304428oh shit we broke it
>>534304380Lowe is a civnat boomer just more tightly defined and actually doing what he says unlike farage whos had more flipflops than gandhi
>>534304200>>534304380>who won't come around to Rupert's more hardlined views>Hardline viewsHis hardline views are sucking off Kemi and Thatcher's tits - I fundamentally don't believer him, nor do I believe he is even capable of what he proposes. Weak, Weak Weak.
Any cunt fancy a night in Blackpool tomorrow frog hunting?
>>534304475He wore sandals, there’s a difference
>>534303886>>534304428
>>534304532nah but I will listen to this now you mentioned ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TRNUIkVlhg
Fuck all in the news today>>534304591>>534304591>>534304591Should probably start Salazar posting again for the Portuguese Anons.
>>534304219also, cheers lad, and yourself x
>>534303523When did Lowe become an aristocrat?
Kekhttps://nitter.poast.org/TheEmperorSon/status/2050485205744443623
>>534304615> he kisses jellyfish
>>534304532I'll meet you at The Manchester at 5 tomorrow. I'll be wearing a black hoodie.
>>534304856well I mean to be fair that must've been what it felt like, rightlook I had some brutal fucking childhood injuriesthat's fucking bad
>>534305041shame they weren't fatal
