Norway... There is no other place I would call home.
>>534310270makes sense you know because you're Norwegian,
>>534310270Where is that?
>>534310407Probably Norway
>>534310407bavaria
>>534310407https://yandex.com/search/?text=norway+famous+cliffI guess it's called Pulpit Rock because they have like rock concerts there
>>534310270Skål Ola
>>534310407munich
>>534310407Kashmir, sir
>>534310270the problem are all the insufferable norwegians one would have to interact with
>>534310270*tries to buy a car, goes broke*
>>534310270You could also go back and call mogadishu home.
>>534310495Kinda wanna jump off the overlook, desu
>>534310407Adolf's Nest
>>534310270They gang stalk
How tall are norwegian mountaisn
>>534310270It's funny how the tall glass contains as much beer as any of the other three but costs twice as much.
>>534310495>putting a fucking mountain right next to the oceanLiving on a billion year old continent is so much fucking comfier, we have nice beaches. Except for Tasmania they have vertical cliffs. But this shit is traumatic to look at, it's like a bad map generator in an old computer game.
>>534310796Go be rama rama somewhere else.
If it were not for the accident of my birth i would consider myself Danish.
>>534310722Not as tall as the Alps but there is a lot of different shapes throughout the country. western mountains look totally different from the more northern ones.There is relatively flat areas with barely any mountains as well
>>534310270>NorwayMost boring country I have ever been to. We have better views in the USA.
>>534310668:)
>>534310270Norway? more like Youregay xD
>>534311092doesn't matter, since it's tainted by miggerskys fatboy
>>534310270>available nearbyBottled too. I'm sure it's different from having it over there on tap but seems like it's still good.
>>534311440id rather be a migger than stuck in the islamic caliphate of eurocuck landyou guys are like 75% brown lmao, and most eurocuck white “men” ive seen are like obese or little twinks, certainly nothing that looks like a proper man.
>>534310270if your beer looks like that you need to sort it out. thats a crime against whiteness.
>>534310270Eurolager is a shit tier beer
>>534311623>id rather be a miggeryeah, now kys
>>534310270Are you the drunken Norge from /uhg/ by any chance ? Damn I miss those retarded drunken posts and telling everybody you love them. It was cute.
>>534312804Someone had to invent it. Why not the Norwegians?
>>534310796Dude, you rant about Europe and have a fuck8ng alien and a predator in the kitchen drawer waiting to bite the fuck off your hand. You sleep in places, where spiders as big as your head walk around completely not killed or even... I mean what the fuck ?
>>534310270Those mountains don't look Norwegian. Closest would be Jotunheimen, I guess, but the mountain section in pic is not there. Most likely, the mountains are from Bayern, just as the beer. To the left you have Weizen (wheat beer) found in South Germany and Austria. Based on the glass, the beer is from The Staatliches Hofbräuhaus in München, Bayern, Germany (State Brewery in Munich). Verdict: pic is not from Norway. Why would you ramble on about Norway and not use a pic from Norway?
>>534313182Congratulations, you took the bait
>>534310270>HBvery nice
>>534314774Impossible not to. You see Norway, you see mountains, you react.
>>534310495I always said Norway is the closest one man can get to heaven without physically dying
>>534311092Lying nigger. You have to travel all the way to Alaska or Washington state to even come close
>>534315097You mean Hell, which is a stone's throw away from Trondheim.
>>534310270Southern Arizona
>>534313107I'm sorry that in your culture they don't even try to translate animal communications. Australians have made peace with the higher arachids and the birds. We have mutual self-interest. For a good breed I suggest a colony huntsman spider, it's the best way to get rid of bats, rats and roaches. They will sometimes kill a cat or a snake for you. We have an agreement, we provide heat in winter and they provide pest control.
>>534315289Don't be offended brother you are the runner ups. Before Somalis and muds, Sweden was incredibly cozy and perfect, as if the Gods themselves came down and carved you a home personally.
>>534310407New Zealand considering the topic of this thread
>>534310407East St. Louis
>>534310270Are you taking auscucks (white)?
>>534310375good. Try to continue this line of thinking by noticing even more dots! Then present your findings
>>534310270Wetherspoons
>>534310407Definitely not Norway. Likely Bavaria, or maybe Austria, the mountains are a bit steep for Bavaria..
