do you identify with the empire?
>>534310925Dude, order and security is more important than freedom people are lefties...
>>534310925Yes, because Darth Vader was the coolest mf in that franchise and everybody knows it.
>>534310925Death to all non-whites in white countries!
It doesn't matter who is in charge, the Empire looks inevitable unless something happens
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>>534310925If someone doesn't empathise with fictional villains occasionally they must lack any ambition or ideals whatsoever
>>534310925what rights are they speaking of?
>>534311271nobody intelligent would ever have this thought, anon.the reason is simple.nobody intelligent reads fiction.
>>534310925Hell yeah, death to pseudo pacifist hippie communist teenagers.
>>534310925Bro! Just like muh heckin sturr whurs!
No, but I did like General Hux and the First Order before they ruined him. I used to watch all of his speeches in German dub on YouTube..
>>534311271This. If you can't identify with villains sometimes you must be absolutely daft.
>>534310925>adult dialogue>about a manchild premiseanon, I...
>>534311043>I'm going to force you to take the government's vaccine and cancel you for speaking against my ideology>we are the rebellion btw
>>534310925Yes because the Empire was fighting for White people
>>534310925>Putlermort has the infinity gauntlet!
>>534310925CIS. Noble cause hijacked by corporations that are in turn hijacked by evil puppeteers
>>534310925It's funny because the Jedi were authoritarian Puritans.
>>534311316Anything but the ones listed in the bill of rights, so none
>i am genuinely curious and would love an adult dialoguebullshit. its not even genuine the way its being framed.
>>534310925Virtually everyone in the Empire in Star Wars speaks with the British accent.
>>534311369Quintessentially gen Z take
>star wars>adult dialogueJFC these people can vote
>>534311513anon...>>534311369
>>534311242>It doesn't matter who is in charge, the Empire looks inevitable unless something happensThis. The retard in the OP is completely oblivious because be thinks one party are the heckin evil empire and the other party is the based rebels. Both parties are working for Palpatine.
>>534310925RIGHT WING BASICShttp://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1pi20Rr9_BxBbMIfcZUTTGslfZTifEiCmgoogle drive easy to use interface...read moar learn moar fuck that hollywood faggotry kek
Did you know Mace Windu's people are jungle savages? Some of them are so animalistic they can't even speak. Pretty funny stuff.
>>534311726This, these are the cancerous retards who say a 30-year-old can't date a 20-year-old, let alone the 16-year-olds that based men actually want. These faggots need to get Order 66'd.
>>534310925Trying to equate real life to movies is kind of silly, but in any case, I think the real empire here is the massive media corporate empire that has a vested interest in maintaining liberal ideologies for the sake of enriching itself via cheap labor from migrants and parroting a universal globalist trade ideology, liberalism is just marketing for corporations to be as widely appealing to the most amount of people while appealing to no one and offending absolutely everyone, the fact that for years they could have Google mainstream media, Facebook, other tech Moguls on their side while still acting like they're the down underdog demonstrates their total lack of self-awareness if that wasn't already apparent. At the start Trump was a grassroots candidate more or less. He did have a lot of money but he did not have the mainstream media support and he pivoted his way into a place of power and the established media has been kicking and screaming and crying and acting as unhinged and demonic as possible because he upsets them and their established order of control over our lives. They don't like it when people have options. Which makes you wonder? Why do the people that were raised by corporations assume that they are rebels against the machine that literally fed them stupid thoughts that permeate their minds
>>534311993>RIGHT WING BASICSanon, you're bamboozled.to be right wing all you need to do is repeat after me, "Jesus is Lord."
> reee nooooo you need to support space isis you heckin chuds
I dislike Star Wars but the Empire looks cool and the rebels look gay as hell
>>534310925THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT EPISODE OF LORD OF THE RINGS AND TRUMP IS VOLDEMORT WHEN HE FOUGHT LUKE SKYWALKER. RICK AND MORTY IS REAL.
>>534310925I don't think I've watched Star Wars since like 2000, and I barely think about it in the wider context of pop culture. Redditors are so fucking gay, but that's a compliment to them. Faggots.
>>534310925For me it’s the Death Troopers even though they’re only in one movie
>>534312091>say Jesus is Lord according to a book written by Jews>also nobody intelligent reads fictionJediism is a more legitimate religion than your Jew worship
For me, it’s Slave 1
>>534310925Yes I do Mr. Fishnigger.
>>534312246Are you Jewish?
>>534312246>Jediism is a more legitimate religion
>>534310925Never watched goy wars but this framing seems retarded.Order and security vs human rights is not at all a parallel to contemporary left vs right politics.
>>534310925>muh heckin movierinis
>>534310925The republicans will get fucked by the order and security that they voted for. On the flipside, only "humans" require human rights
>>534311985Yeah and the Palpatine in this case isn't one person, it's all a big club, and we're not in it
>>534312483>only "humans" require human rightsMemeflags thinking they are human.Oy Vey!
Space Jews are the real jews
>>534312295>you're a Jew if you don't worship a Jew, it says so right here in this book written by Jews
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>>534310925The left control the government and control our public forced "culture", literally no one but them could be the Empire in this world.
>>534310925The empire is unquestionably liberal. Driven by emotions, crushes everything that doesn't comply, obsessed with looking cool.
>>534310925if the media supports you, you are not the rebellionyou are the mainstream at best, and more likely the empire running on its propaganda machine
As a comic book fan, it's always hilarious to me when the right-wing can't figure out they're the bad guy in every format and when they leak into those nerd spaces, it's embarrassing to watch them try to justify their juxtaposition.
>>534312246If next dem president doesn't appoint Jesus Christ-Chan Weston Chandler as their spiritual advisor it's over.
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>>534311138Didnt Vader kill or atleast think he killed Palpatine?
>>534311260Interesting.
>>534310925>Has to equate politics to capeshitI don't identify with the empire because I am an adult that has the capacity for abstract thought. I do not need politics explained in retarded parables.
>>534310925>I would love an adult dialogue.>do you like the bad guys in my Disney movie.This planet can't fall into the sun fast enough.
>>534310925the jedi abduct peoples kids, make them cut oof all family ties, suppress natural emotions, indoctrinate them into becoming pacifist warriors who operate independently of govt control and these are the good guys
>>534316330They also use an army of cloned slave soldiers to fight a war in which they were being secretly controlled by their archenemy.
>>534310925>Order and security in exchange for human rightsI have seen leftists use this exact same argument as their reasoning why Hillary should have been president.
>>534316411an entire council of allegedly ultra perceptive warrior monks couldn't figure this out either not a good look
>>534311260ooh clever, did Mel Brooks tell you to make that 47 years ago with his Jews In Space skit?
>>534310925> the two factions are literally called REPUBLIC and Empire> Herr... the Republicans are just like the empire in my gay ass stupid metaphor.
>Only rebel here
>>534316694Do most americans know what republicanism actually means tho in concept? Or would they simply define modern day GOP policies?
>>534310925there are people IN THIS THREAD who think this post was genuine AND vaccines are Thanos.GOYBOXES WILL BE FILLED UNTIL GULLIBILLITY WANES>BY BLUE LIGHT THE BUG WILL END ITS LIFE>BY BLUE HAIR THE CHUD WILL END ITS HEIR
>>534310925Do lefties identify with an illicit drug smuggler, a violent furry, a monarchist, a farm boy, a gay robot, and a trash can?
>>534310925>would love an adult dialogue>by comparing real world with star wars
>>534316670>lying is badIt's sad to see such antisemitism in the media these days.
>>534310925The thing about Andor is that it portrayed some people in the empire in a positive light, and some people in the rebellion in a negative light. There were members of the rebellion who were no better than terrorists, and imperial officers who dedicated their lives to stopping people like that. It's a fictional show, so the Empire is cartoonishly evil. In the real world there's no way anyone could identify with them, but if you can't understand why -in the context of a fictional story- people might join the empire, you're an NPC. Also the redditor seems to have forgotten the arc where the Empire uses a false flag attack to justify ethnically cleansing a homogeneous white society.
>>534316887They know deep down, but I really am starting to question whether most Americans understand what the concept of a "state" actually is.Like, I fully support individual states to self-govern themselves, but the whole trying to fuck with the Federal government on things like immigration, which affects the nation as a whole, makes me think they do not understand the supremacy of powers.
Dooku was the Leader we needed but didn't deserve
Order and security are the foundation of all our rights. And human rights are a Jewish lie anyway.
Did you know every single "mission" or part of the Andor series was based on real historical events where people were fighting against fascism.
>>534311043If you look at Vader’s “join me” proposition to Luke, the only thing he’s trying to sell him on is the necessity of order “join me and we’ll be bring order to the galaxy”. How is that a bad thing? Especially contextually if you look at how much of a dysfunctional shitshow the previous intergalactic republic was.
>>534311242It was that fucker Jar Jar, he was the sleeper behind all of it. "Jar Jar is the key to all of this"- t. George Lucas
>>534316330The Jedi aren’t even pacifists though. On paper their order is supposed to be, but in practice violence is okay if it’s against Sith or really any perceived “threat” they can justify it for. Their methodology of detaching from human emotions and desires in practice is a circular excuse to be complacent and approach the world and life itself with coldness; anything outside the Jedi order is deemed unimportant and the suffering of many is not addressed because it has nothing to do with using the force.
>>534319129>the suffering of many is not addressed because it has nothing to do with using the forceThat is quite literally everything the force is actually about you fucking retard. Nobody thinks you're cool because you liked the Plinkett videos.
>>534311260>>534311260>>534311260OY VEY GOYMAN
>>534319129The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
>>534310925I fucking hate redditors so much
>>534310925Do you identify with the rebels? Rebellion is expensive. Where does that money come from?
>>534310925Remember that Jubilee 1v20, I think it was with Mehdi Hassan, where the guy gets backed into a corner and just calls himself a white nationalist/fascist? All of the other MAGA just gasp, and try to vote him out?That's essentially the current political spectrum with MAGA on the right end.
>>534310925identifying to protagonists, or wanting to be represented, is a sign of narcissismand narcissism is whence all faggotry always stemsthe mechanism being>yeah, I know it's bad: but I'z be speshul, and know what I'm doingwhich is the root of all evilhence why narcissists (fags) are leftist: they know it will only make everything worse, but they're only in it so to brag about supposedly being niceor why narcissists (fags) rape kids: to relive their own molestation by proxyor why narcissists (fags) fuck things like themselves: because it's the closest to actually fucking themselvesor why some narcissists (troons) become the "girlfriend" (laughably male): because they couldn't get one, and would never have loved her as much as they love themselvesnarcissists (fags) would fuck themselves, if they couldnarcissists (fags) would fuck themselves hardnarcissists (fags) would fuck themselves so hard
>>534310925I identify as homosexual jew goblin character from harry potter
Apart from the 1st 1977 movie and a couple of scenes from the sequels, "Star Wars" is shit.The reason the first movie is so good is that it's just a ripoff of all the sci-fi pulps, comics and serials Lucas enjoyed as a kid.You can see the quality drop when he starts having to make up original shit because there's no longer anything left to copy.
>>534311138Anakin was a cuck, thus Vader was a cuck.
>>534310925Only the Sith Eternal’s Revan Legion
>>534323604>Anakin was a cuck He had more kids than you
>>534310925Holyshit, these reddit spam threads.
Republicans are pathetic kikeslavesSure, it fits if Palpatine is a kike and Trump is his little bitch
>>534323858And those kids end up fucking each other, literally. Case Closed.
Once more the Sith will ruuuule the galaxy, and then we shall have.. peace.
>>534311260They are an allegory for the Jewish empire spreading across the world (first through the clones (golems) that became the United States), guided by their ancient Saturnian cult (Sith, Seth, Set, Satan, Surtr).The resistance is actually Aryan; the Jedi represent the Aryans and all the lost Ariosophical mysticism, which is why there is such surprise in talking about the Jedi, they were erased from history.The symbolism is clear. The Force is Vril, Mana, Chi, Ki.The symbol of the empire is the Jewish Saturnian symbol.The symbol of the resistance is the solar eagle; it is literally Garuda, Rokh.Darth Vader is the Aryan shabbos who was co-opted by Jewish subversion and magic (probably America); the prophecy is that the chosen Jedi will eliminate the Sith evil once and for all and balance the Force again. At the moment of the collapse, Anakin will return from within America and finish off the Kike native, fulfilling the prophecy.Darth Vader is the Great Monarch, allegorically.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiYfn9kad9chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK09TwG_N30
>>534323962You're pointing out that Han Solo is a cuck, not Vader.
I fucking hate Star Wars
>>534310925>Adult dialogue>Do you like the bad guys in onions wars?Darth Vader would be a better US president
>>534324301>He doesn't know about luke and leia fuckingHan has Chewy why would he need a Ho like Leia?
Shouldn't you outgrow shit like this in high school?
>>534324317>likes globoho- galaxyhomo fantasylmao, star trek is soft disclosure of the gay kike technocracy to come...
>>534310925i identify as darth vader
>>534324317this. for all the cool sci fi shit, they sure do like to talk about personal drama and emotions. give me a star wars movie with a ds9 plot. or just quit star wars entirely
I do because my government is just as fucking stupid.
>>534324388Han and Chewy aren't poofters.
>>534310925>I think the same things as the corporate media, my teachers and half the political establishment think.>I'm a rebelA bold stance from the mandatory experimental vaccine crowd.
>>534316150Yeah Vader threw the Emperor down the nigga hole. The Empire had cooler uniforms and overall aesthetic, while the Rebellion were had women in leadership roles and were infested with mud races like those Squidward things.
