What the fuck is this?
>>534317472Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
>>534317472Lol thats illegal even in totalitarian slave state bong land.Genuine 2a your boss
>>534317472>voluntary mandatory
>>534317472just do a 360 and walk away from your phone
>>534317472>What the fuck is this?Satire.
>>534317472Sounds like your company should buy you a cell phone and pay the monthly
>>534317472>be me>airline mode my phone when I'm not on the clockFailure to plan is a plan to fail.
>>534317472spicednigger I do not get paid to read your dear diary fake reddit postgo back
>>534317472If they would like to provide a work cell phone then sure that's fine.Personal cell phones are for personal use.
>>534317472It's a humiliation ritual, pls respond
>>534317472The employer fears the arsonist
>Go Team!These fake reddit images always make me lol
>>534317472nothing beats american freedom
Wipe your fucking arse with it and pin it back up
>>534317472Wagie wagie, back to the cagie
>>534317472this twitter engagement bait. why did you post it here?
>>534317472You should quit.
>>534317500Sneed
>>534317775omg that is literally me
>>534318602because you touch yourself at night
>>534317472Redditors type up or Photoshop fake notes and then post them as ragebait for other redditors who gobble it all up every time
>>534317472oh cool some r/antiwork troon printed out text and put it on their fridge pretending its real
>>534317472Capitalism is slavery.
>>534318275Real companies will almost never ask you to come in because that's OT and they don't want to fork over the money for that. Some companies even have a policy that when you are not clocked in for work, you are trespassing.
It's content farming bullshit.
>>534317472Fair Labor Standards Act violation most likely, at least if any of them are hourly.
Stop reposting the same thing over and over and admit that attacking Iran was a mistake, OP.
>>534317472>voluntary mandatoryIgnoring the fact this is fake to begin with, what an oxymoron.
>>534317472Imagine that behavior being legal in your country.The US is a third world shithole and nobody can change my mind.
>>534317472> My employer just put up this notice in the break roomSure. Sure they did.
>terminate staff when you are short staffedYeah that'll fix the problem, porky.
>>534317472Too much words for niggers
>>534317472I can't imagine ever working an office job, it's nothing but pure humiliation and degradation 24/7.
there are laws against this kind of thing in australia don't know about the us
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>>534319032>He doesn't knowEmployers run short-staffed on purpose.
>>534317472>thread full of reddit mouthbreathers thinks this is real
>>534317500So then it would be Bart's Fart and Snart.
>>534319232It's bad practice and corporations will not permit these unless they are made by an actual HR department and approved for release. It will basically create a conflict that can be challenged if a tard supervisor/manager tries to push this out. The ones who usually cover the gaps are managers since they are salaried and are considered exempt employees, which means they get a salary instead of wage and can be called at anytime in exchange for higher pay. A mom and pop can do it but at their own risk.
>>534317472unless they pay for the phone, and presumably a salary, that’s bullshit and needs to be ignored or sued (but leafs aren’t as litigious as us so idk probably can’t sue cuz so cucked)
>>534317472You wasted printer paper and put that on your fridge lol
>>534317472>ask yourself "how can I best serve mr shekelberg m" on your day off or vacationWish they call me on my day off lmao. That'll be a fun one responding to while drunk.
>>5343174726am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. That's probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flies when you're having fun and its10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now I've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep6am: Alarm goes off
>>534318769Actually they call it out as fake immediately. Meanwhile nu-/pol/ eats this shit up for breakfast
>>534317472You send this to the media anonymously with the name of the company included
