>That will be 500,000 quid sir, plus TV license plus pakis
>>534318300We don't build our houses out of cardboad.
>>534318404i see you don't like windows or symmetry, either.
Also it's thrown together by people who don't give a shit about fuck and won't stand the test of time.https://youtu.be/uqdRiBF9HLQ
>>534318485>Lead flashing above the canopyWtf do do bongs really build their houses out of lead?
>>534318300Also, this isn't afternoon. This is the typical UK morning. Every day is like this, a depressing afternoo.
>>534318733don't like it you know where the door is
>>534318300has to be AI, way too unnecessarily elaborate a roof for some shitbox
>>534318300Smaller than my chicken coop
>>534318575what's wrong with lead?
>>534318300There's no AC, so the Gran who buys it will surely die of heat stroke on a 24C day for some lucky millennial
>>534318300Our boomers also all had the same exact brilliant idea of becoming landlords at the same time.
Live in a trailer in Alabama, on land you pay off over time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boyvx3FpwaY&list=PLkdW2oSu-1Bs3maGhwH9PWRz9-7ohlFfm&index=53
>>534318817Already done that. Went to Britain for 2 years, working for SkyTV and noped the fuck out of there as soon as I could.
>>534318575>Wtf do do bongs really build their houses out of lead?It's the best possible material you can use for flashing because it can mould perfectly to the contours of the building with some pressure unless galvanised steel or polycarbonate, and it lasts for hundreds of years unlike flexible tape style products.
>>534319257Tell us some good stories about the gang closted homosexuals and nonces called UK TV presenters.
>>534319458I was just doing retentions via chat. I'll tell you some secrets. If you call them to cancel, they will offer you a deal. Either 20% or 40% off. Don't accept that, tell them you cant to cancel due to affordability. They will put the cancellation with 31 days notice BUT, they will call you again with 60% off before you cancel.
>>534319638Sounds plausible.I have to do the same song and dance every year with at least one of my bills; huge price spike for no reason, get quote from rival, call them up with quote, get that price from the people I'm currently with as price spike suddenly not necessary after all. Home insurance is the worst for that in my experience of it. I was in Athens for a short holiday last year by the way, it was a good time. Lively place.
>>534318300what if it's non-euclidean and the inside is like a full-sized house?
>>534318300this is clearly a fascia
>>534321337a facade
>>534320667>Bongs are literally building hyperbolic pakiboxes in non-Euclidean spaceWtf do bongs really
>>534319453Copper does the exact same thing and the rain doesnt wash down pollutants into the earth afterwards
>>534318300>Average Sims 2 house build
