Kenya is suffering from floods. Please pray for Kenya. Those who bless Kenya will be blessed.
>>534321806Somebody had gay sex and made Jesus do that.
mumu ogun thunderstrike your family Kenyan dog fucker
>>534321806Ok. Rather pray for you than Israel anyway :)
>>534321806>>534321806May the Waters claim many a nigger
fuck kenya I hope lots of niggers die in the floods
>>534321806I hope they're working together to weather the storm
Who do we pray for in Kenia? Jesus? Allah? Satan? Forrest elves? Spaghetti monster?
>>534321806You must have done something to anger God. Try national repentance of all sins. And purge the wicked ones from among you in a crusade against the evil within.
>>534321806Gib Nairobian Kween
>>534321806if I don't give this money to Israel instead it's antisemitic and that means I'm not MAGA anymore, so, sorry
>>534321806Stay safe Kenyabro.
>>534322031Thank you leaf. You have now been blessed with a million deported jeets. Kumbaya. >>534322050Nm you have cancelled out the blessing. The jeets stay.
>>534322262:(
>>534321806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>>534321806i will pray for kenya
>>534321806fuck kenya>>534320023
>>534322357Vishnu ain't gonna do jack shit for them pajeet. You will just lay more curses on them with your pagan demons. They need Jesus.
>>534322230>mfw when theres another Kenyan here>mfw kenyanon might have a vajeenLondon?!
>>534322262I hope you get swept away in the current and a pack of wild dogs eat your corpse, nigger
>>534321964
>>534322357Thank you and good morning sar. You have been blessed with one student visa to Canada and a toilet for your village. Asante
>>534322471i am christian
>>534321806>Kenyadon't care.
>>534322632Ah okay. Carry on then. Sorry.
>>534321806Learn to swim
>>534322476Retard. Unadhani kuna dem Mkenya ashawahi visit website iko above Alexa 500?
>>534321806floods cauused by what
>>534322127
>>534321806>Kenya is suffering from floods.swim lil negro. left-right-left-right-up-down-up-down.
>>534322143I hear bald guys have gold in their skulls...
>>534322726niggers being cursed
>>534321964>>534322611>>534322681>>534322727>when you completely miss an apparently known memethe source of it must be good
>>534322664Kenya care?
>>534321806i pray the bongs come back to your country
>>534322450Fuck you bruce.
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAA
>>534322766Honestly if White people did what I said the world would be a better. Speaking as a Christian.
I bless the rains down in Africa~~.
>>534321806Stay safe Kenya bro.
>>534322892>>534322924B A S E D>>534322947nigger lover
>>534322716I'm too sleepy lil kuke bro. Hope you're doing ok.
>>534321806Just looked at a news story about the rainy season floods. Your city should hire White engineers to build an underground sewer or drainage system that collects then purifies the water for use within the city. It will probably have to be built during yhe dry season though. Also I just learned your political leaders promised this but didn't deliver. Sounds like heads need to roll but that's just what I think.
>>534323390the*
>>534323355I'm doing fine bro. Hope you have a good night's sleep.
>>534323390Unlike you cucks we actually protest against our leaders. Go protest against your Jewish zog state and then get back to me.
>>534321806>KenyaOne of two lands of generally based Africans, the other being Ghana.All the best to you guys.
>>534323390We have bad faith leaders like you won't believe. It's a fresh Hell every elections cycle.>>534323540Last time we protested the opposition leaders were given financial incentives to quell the riots. G2G oil trading was an offering to them. Don't be fooled my friend. Never turn up for another protest because only they will win if you do.>>534323728Thanks bro. All the best to you lad.
>>534322810There was a thread long ago about dealing with jeet scammers on the phone, what to say to piss them off in their own language. An actual nigerianon stopped by to tell us about “mumu ogun thunder strike you”Basically Nigerians are the most superstitious people even in Africa. The threat is pretty easy to read>mumu = fool/easily dupedYou say this because they’re trying to scam you. YOU are supposed to be the mumu but you flip in on themOgun in their god of warI have no idea why the fuck they strike with the thunder instead of the lightning but that part is pretty self explanatory.They’re SO superstitious that they interpret anybody saying this, even from across the ocean, as a direct threat. Tantamount to a literal, physical punch.So anons tried it with instant results, because it is real, and many lulz ensued. “Mumu, Ogun thunderstrike your generation” seems to be the escalation wording for beyond just “you”Again, this is ONLY Nigerians.
>>534323540how's the protest thing working out for you, seems like a paradise so must be "well"must really get some "results" just like it does herewait it does nothing here
>>534323978thanks for the rundown, my sides
>>534323916Kikes hate moral autocracies unless it is (((communism))) start a party and become an honest dictator.
>>534321806Troubling because niggers can't swim
>>534324044If you want another Africa-kek you can look at how Somali is not a real fucking language.>want to clarify again for OP that I think Kenyans are pretty based>only ragging on the gigadumbfucks elsewhere on your continent, buddy
>>534324044>>534324213
>>534322811Didya?
>>534324213Quit pretending that one group of niggers is any better than another group of niggers you fucking faggot.Kenya is only not a complete shithole now because of the British.
>>534323981Yeah man. Last time there were mass protests it was against proposed heavy taxation. So many young people died and some were abducted, never to be seen again. Even when the protests were happening outside Parliament during the bill proceedings, the pig leaders still passed it into motion. The president refused to sign it into law as a PR move but the damage was done.More people died and disappeared over the following days, the president double crossed and impeached the deputy president over his dissenting views. One poor guy was even shot in the face while surrendering. He wasn't even protesting. This was all caught on camera and you could see his hands were up while he was getting shot. He died after a few days on life support.The usually protest-loving opposition remained quite mum about the happenings and didn't seem to stand with the youth which was weird given the opportunity to play the populist card.Ultimately it turned out that the government had manufactured some contrived Government provision to buy oil and awarded the tenders to companies belonging to opposition leaders.Protesting, nay, existing is a losing battle in this shithole.
>>534324502Russians and the French both have White features (especially and pretty much imperceptibly) to non White people but they are very different in culture and values.If all of Africa was a shithole because of the BritishAnd then the British came to fix shitAnd then pretty much everyone devolved into instant genocide, except Kenyans who could keep at least -some- of that progress, then yeah Kenyans are some of the best of Africans.They’re also not anywhere near as violent as other groups. You cannot possibly tell me that Haitians/somalis are the same as people from Ghana/kenya and expect me to believe that.Let me put it this way: if I hear I’m getting a neighbor from Ghana/Kenya, I might not be super stoked to have an African neighbor. If I hear I am getting a Somali/Haitian in the house next door, I am immediately fucking moving.
>>534324717>because of the BritishI meant before the British. Now I sound like a libshit. Fuck me, ya know?
>>534321806>>534321876If we tell male kenyans all the women kenyans are at fault for this for their witchery, will the males start killing all females, leading to significantly reduced nigger birth rates and way fewer niggers???
>>534324899Throw it in reverseFeminism ruins societies much more thoroughly. Tell all the women they’re better than men and give them free cellphones. Create a government funded “Tea” app for them.Boom. Birth rates done.
>>534323978Good lad, training the newfrens.
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>>534323538God bless, bro. I will pray for you guys. Bright future ahead for Africa. Just make it through the present tense.
>>534324681I read all of that. I'm sorry, KenyAnon. I want to help, but I am powerless. I will pray for you and everyone in Kenya. I hope to see your flag more often on this board too, please keep us posted!
>>534322055They'll just make more.
>>534321806https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY>I bless the rains down in Africa
>>534321806Bomb the dams. Let those Egypo niggers drown instead.
>>534321806What about those that curse it?!
What even happens in Kenya bros?
>>534321806good luck and prayers.may you improve / fix your water management (on the rivers, drainage, lakes, whatever) soon.
>>534322632Are you the survivaljeet that used to post about prepping? Lmao I used to shit throughout the whole threads, haven't seen one in a while.
sheeeiiit stay dry niganon
>>534324213>>534324249There is no way this is real.
>>534322262Crocodile quit messing with the weather in Alabasta now everything near is poring rain where it wasn't before.
>>534321806>Those who bless Kenya will be blessed.amen
>>534328848Obama
>>534329145Brother, it is. Just type babble in there and find out
>>534322262I bless Kenya so you may have the Obamas RETVRN Home.
>>534329145>>534331338
>>534329233Just a bug bro...
>>534331338>out of curiosity I open up google translate and type your phrase in>it’s realYou just blew my sides out of orbit with this thanks anon
>>534331768Providing keks is frequently a thankless job but somebody’s gotta do itThe public needs that. We gotta tell hot jokes.
>>534321806I don't know much about Kenya anon but natural disasters suck equally for everybody, I'll pray for you and your family at church tomorrow
>>534321806whats up with the floods increasing everywhere
>>534328258GYATT
>>534332934ice age coming
>>534321806He’s literally a billionaire, he’ll be fine
>>534332997hope thats a bad thing
>>534333328Unfortunately it’s gonna be greatWe’re gonna build a lot of really big snowmen and when all the water runs out, we’ll just drink hot chocolate instead.
