Is it true that All Americans must take an Oath to Purchase, every single day, one American Burger from McDonalds with a side of Freedom Fries and to eat that and then drive to the nearest Walmart to ride on a mobility scooter through the aisles of Walmart whilst doing their Daily "Freedom" Shart?
>>534336157yeah i was there once and they were all like this. i nearly got sentenced to death for saying the big mac is only ok
>>534336157Americans take oaths all the time. It doesn't mean they honor them.
>>534336157All Fart. Always the gassiest. Always.
>>534336157Can confirm that this is true
>>534336157yeah but no one takes it literally, we also take a "we shall always love and protect our pedophiles" oath but pedophiles are still widely unpopular
threads drop in IQ every day. idiocracy sucks. i just wonder if OP is underage, retarded or a pajeet
>>534336157Yes.
>>534337340"WE ARE GONNA BREAK THIS DOOR DOWN TO ENSURE YOU HAVE COMPLETED YOUR DAILY SHART!'God BLESS America!
imagine your home grown beef being so bad that mcdonalds resorts to importing pure A grade aussie beef for the golem
>>534336231>i nearly got sentencedconsider you'reself lucky, many of our McDonalds's are run by paramilitary gangs that would summarily execute you without trial for "dissing" the Big Mac.
