>Scientology raids are getting even wilder after a man brought over 20 “Christian dwarfs” to raid the Scientology HQ in Los Angeles in an attempt to find Tom Cruise.Would you die fighting side by side with a dwarf against heretics, /pol/?https://x.com/Rightanglenews/status/2050716399450947591
>>534342319the weird are turning pro
>>534342319>20 dwarfs running roughshodhmmmmmm.....
>>534342319What is the relationships between scientology and freemasonry?
>>534342319>dwarf raidsI don't want to hear any faggot leftist say stupid shit like "no one needs an automatic weapon with a 30 round magazine" ever again.
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>>534342319I didn't think I would die fighting side by side with a fren
>>534342319I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE!
>>534342319>it workedalright boys storm(idget) area 51 is back on the menu
>>534342688and that's before you take into account the ones wearing body armor
>>534342319Thats kinda lit bro. I barely left the sofa today. I didnt organize a Hollywood dwarf raid
millennial pussies only did prank calls zoomers doing actual raidsholy based
You know pre 2012 4chan would've done this, you fags ruined this site with your dipshit polarisation into culture war shit
>>534342688kek
>>534342319Lmao do wageys really
>>534343428>wageysMy dude, that's a Scientologist. If there was EVER a picture next to "they do it for free" in the dictionary, it would be them.
>>534342319I genuinely dont get what Tom Cruises deal is. It must be a racket right? How did they even get high profile people to join their church? Tax breaks? Income for being an ambassador?
>>534343359>You know pre 2012 4chan would've done thisYeah, once.A single raid is funny but zoomers have the sense of humor of a toddler and just have to turn every joke into a franchise.
lmao scientology is such a fucking memeliterally a retarded cult
>>534342319>heretics*heathens
I would even go as far to claim that jobbing this hard to packs of roving zoomers has caused irreversible brand damage to scientology and they will never recover.
>>534343519>Tax breaks?I think it's largely this and the "prestige" of being part of a super sikrit club, which then also gives you connections, so a middling C or B tier actor can easier get a better role.There is probably also a subset of mentally broken people, depressed and addicted to drugs and medications. They become most ardent followers of this nonsense if managed correctly and I think that Tom belongs to this category.
>>534343634>>heretics>*heathensStanding: CORRECTED
>>534343519Scientology is just diet freemasonry.
>>534343550Not going to lie, it reminds me of the He will not Divide us raids. That was peak
>>534342319dwarves are a good choice they're slippy bastards
>>534343742>Take time machine to see if Jesus was real >See that Jesus was real and on the cross>Start crying down on my knees at his feet even if he was just a human
>>534343742Why does Jesus have a crown of thorns BEFORE getting betrayed?
>>534343428she projects her chi very wellstill, the dwarf slips through
>>534342319Why is Scientology catching so much flak?Dont they usualy keep it to themselves?
>>534344832They are back in the spotlight every couple years, first the project chanology shite, then Tom cruise, then the whole Louis Theroux doc, then the whole where’s Shelley miscavage thingIt goes quiet for a few years and comes back, it’s like railing against freemason/Illuminati without getting called antisemitic
>>534344771Crucifixion was the execution reserved mainly for rebellious slaves, it was really cruel and served as a grim message to others: your death will be public and helpless and miserable if you fuck with the Man. It wasn't rare or special, it was the opposite, that's the point. Anyway, Jesus sneered in the book of Josephus about how they arrested one guy, beat another and crucified still another while he was off away to Egypt.
>>534342319Not cool.
>>534344832The competition for 'most money hungry, ruthless and dangerous to democracy cult' is a 3-way tie between Scientology, Hare Krishnas and the Moonies.
>>534344832>Dont they usualy keep it to themselves?Maybe now but not historically. They're fucking crazy, there's just a lot less of them now. Back in the day, they were everywhere. Back in 1988 I was at a bookstore and me and my (also teenage) friend were making fun of the Scientology book (Dianetics) and some motherfucking wild-eyed jewfro 30-something dude pops out from around the next corner of the bookshelf and starts shouting at us for daring to criticize his religion. It was surreal and that's also probably THE least aggressive Scientologists have ever done.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White
>>534344795>Why does Jesus have a crown of thorns BEFORE getting betrayed?perhaps he was told accessories are slimming?
>>534343519>How did they even get high profile people to joinFree slave labor for the top celebs like Cruise.
>>534345110Yes I know, I would do it because it means the person is real and he almost succeeded in freeing us all, mentally at least. They just turned all his teachings about finding God inside you and your heart into an institution, turning it into a control mechanism. Romans crucified tons of Christians or they would make them fight lions in the colloseum for fun.
>>534345310>Romans crucified tons of Christians or they would make them fight lions in the colloseum for fun.Christianity would take hold in the hearts of Romans, conquer their mightiest of gods and a month ago, exactly, Pope Leo XIV carried a cross through that same colosseum.
>>534345110>Jesus sneered in the book of Josephus about how they arrested one guy, beat another and crucified still another while he was off away to Egypt.Gnostic drivel, in fact it mirrors exactly the account that Gnosticism makes of the Crucifixion where Jesus floats above the cross like an invisible ghost laughing and mocking the crowd while they torture and crucify an innocent man in his stead.>It wasn't rare or special, it was the opposite, that's the point.If it wasn't that rare or special then it didn't work that well when dissuading rebellion. But at the same time it's also especially grim and cruel apparently, you midwits really have a hard time coming up with coherent narratives.
>>534342344>the weird are turning proI like that quote.
>>534342319Looks staged, but I love Tom Cruise
>>534346126Same, I became his fan after he executed Oprah. Bitch had it coming.
>>534342319Wake me up when they pull this stunt at a Chabad Lubavich synagogue.
>>534343661Scientology is in its persecution phase. It's a sci fi religion which jives a lot more with where we're headed.
>>534342319fucking lol
>>534342785YOU CAN DIG A DIG, YOU CAN MINE A MINE, BUT CAN YOU HOLE A HOLE?
>>534343550Let's do the opposite then. Form a team of 40 individuals with gigantism and raid the Vatican.
>>534342402One is gay the other is straight
>>534345310I don't think it was that fun for the christians but if you say so. Maybe romans were trying their best.
>>534342319they should have been costumes as Pepe.and someone blasting shadilay thru a massive ghetto blaster, like a conion c-100f or a sharp gf-777.https://youtu.be/2uRLJZxINAQ
>>534342319Should'a called me
>>534342319>Would you die fighting side by side with a dwarfFuck yeah!
>>534342344>the weird are turning proYeah, well; the goings gettin' tough, so...
>>534342402Scientologists can build a brick wall
>>534343059Based Flying Spaghetti Monster bro!
>>534344795He finds them very comfortable; everyone will be wearing them in the future
>>534342319not to brag but I can send these 20 midgets to jesus in 2 minutes with one hand tied behind my back
