>>534344046
>3 pm: phone store robbed
>4 pm: robber shot 500ft away by an off duty cop
>5 pm: phone store robbed
>6 pm: robber shot 500ft away by an off duty cop
>7 pm: phone store robbed
>8 pm: robber shot 500ft away by an off duty cop
>9 pm: phone store robbed
>10 pm: robber shot 500ft away by an off duty cop
typical news day for monkeys

>>534344046

Why did i think those were almonds

>>534344104
kek, I miss liveleak

>>534344110
We call those nigger toes where I live lmao

>>534344046
Nutin' much

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>>534344046
is it true brazil nuts increase your load size?

>>534344521
---- ZINC (THICNESS)
eat beans
eat beef
---- FLAVOR
eat pineapple
drink pineapple juice
---- VOLUME
eat celery
drink celery juice
eat sunflower seeds
eat pepitas(pumpkin?) seeds
drink water
---- general guidance
no caffeine
no alcohol
no jerking off

the day you want to blow a big load all over your wife:
Wake up and with your morning wood edge yourself but don't NUT whatever you do.
Just leave it.
When you plow your wife/gf/faggot friend you will blow the biggest load of your life if you follow that diet/plan for 2 weeks

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>>534344046
>BREAKING NEWS: BIG BUNDA ON BEACH HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>534344210
them darkies done built a trans continental railroad, nutting is probably right new trade routes get people horny.

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>>534344046
Something, something murder ,rape, football. Probably something about Trump and or Iran at some point.

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>>534345093
>all over your wife
heheh, yeah, my wife
phenomenal post. will save in a . txt for later