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>>534348314>Redditor RevivalImagine the smell
>>534348314How do we purchase tickets? Do we pay with our soul like in the movies? Or do they want those fake and gay paper banknotes?
>>534348314>Don't believe different from me>How dare youGet lost loser. You'll turn around and whine about someone doing it to you and never see.
>>534348769>Do we pay with our soulYes
>>534348797Go be with your god in hell, he's waiting.
>>534348876The only hell that exists is in your mind keeping yourself from the light. Light shines down there too dumbass. If you can't hug your devil you'll never get to the kingdom. It's pretty funny you refuse that.
>>534349382You harm the unborn and children. Whatever else you stand for is irrelevant.
>>534348314oh no! satanists are going to conglomerate into single building ! whatever are we going to do?it's not like we can just unleash mustard gas into the venue or use ieds with max shrapnel!its not like you can just target the entrances with home made napalm ieds!Christians need aries worshiping pagan whos idea of jesus is bellerophon to kill their demons for them, for they love the narrative of being oppressed too much.probably why they turned bellerophon into seere"nooo you're not supposed to kill the evil chimera that's causing human suffering"
>>534348824is it tax deductible?
>>534348314Footage from this event is going to end up in a cringe compilation.
>>534349654in my head cannon, bellerophon is an angel who gets kicked out of heaven for destroying the demons that god sends down to torment man and is cast out when he decides to confront god about it. but since bellerophon also hates satan and his proclivities so decides to become a proffessional prometheus who gifts humanity the ability to bypass the domestication god demands and to move too quickly (technologically speaking) for the devil to entrap in entropy.taking the side of the indomitable human spirit.