>You get to heaven>See thisWhat do?
Did you pick the right choice, my child?
>>534354253Hating minorities can't be my test because dealing with obsessive gay thoughts about goat demons is my affliction and the cross I bear. I don't know what's wrong with me. Please pray for me.
>>534354347>I'm having sexual thoughts about JesusSounds Christian to me.
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>>534354253~reddit spam thread #8147
"hey god i was just curious, that little girl who was waiting for her christmas present but instead got strangled to death for over an hour in the back of that delivery drivers van, what were you thinking in that moment?"
>>534354317Niggers and browns all vote Blue / Democrat. Everything on the right is done by niggers and browns. You mixed up the buttons.
>>534355666I thought the great fear was that all the niggers would vote to save themselves
>>534354253>Unintentionally pointing out all MAGA get to go to heavenShillfags on suicide watch - only fear of hell keepingthem alive.
Trump is the only way into heaven
>>534355805You fag retards aren't going to enjoy the consequences of worshiping the anti-christ.
>>534354253why would god curse someone who supports israel?
>>534355545>implying youll be able to even to have your gay little gotcha moment with something you dont even believe inYou'll react the same just like you react to all the invaders destroying your country. You wont say or do shit.
>>534355545It's ok, she was the next Hitler and Rabbi Yeshua just pre-emptively saved his own people from The Holocaust 2.0
>>534355860You sound like a tranny and will burn in hell
>god's official prophecies include a dark, corrupted age, controlled by jews, as necessary precondition to rapture. the more corrupted and jew-dominated, the nearer to rapture.everything went better than expected. amazing religion-design, really.
>>534354253roll over, make a mental note to not eat chili before going to bed, go back to sleep
