The jew fears the copper penny hoarder
>>534357683Are you going to fucking explain that?
how do you even move one of those buckets. gotta weigh a ton.
>>534357857You have to move it penny by penny.
>>534357857Probably with a dolly. But even then I'd be afraid of the garbage can bursting from the plastic giving way to hundreds of pounds of pennies
>>534357683Do you ever pour them all out in a room and swim in them like Scrooge mcduck?
>>534357683Bet it smells like pussy in that room.
Can a nerd tell me how many pounds of pennies is in each trash can
>>534357683Woo mama, look at all those coins
>>534358199Don't you have a bomb shelter you need to be freshening up?
>>534357683Remember a friend who collected all the five cents coins he got, after years he filled the empty vodka package he put them in and it was barely enough to buy a vodka, just isn't worth it I throw away all one and two cents coins
>>534358025probably like 200k pennies roughly and 1000lbs assuming it's a 32gal standard version of that model of trash can
>>534358025a 55 gallon can is 208,200 cm3. A penny is 0.35cm3. 1 / 0.35 is ~2.85714. multiplied by 208,200 is 594,857. I don't feel like relearning the calculus necessary to estimate the air space, so just round it down to 450,000 just cuz. A copper penny weighs 3.11g. So that's 139950g, or 49982oz, or 3124 pounds. Don't quote me.
>>534358199I expecting this when I clicked the thread.Let's kill the goy and spilt the loot.
>>534358354i hope you don't use your math skills for jewish tricksthanks anon
>>534357683When Canada got rid of the penny the copper value of each one was around 5 cents. So robbed again.
Imagine how much time you could spend clipping those coins. Oh my god....
>>534357683Thats how taxes should be payed
>>534357857>movingYou don't. Barring someone taking them a literal bushel at a time that's pretty much a permanent spot. You move one of those barrels the shifting pennies should rupture the garbage can
>>534358199>waluigi sounds
>>534358199You know what, pretty funny for a kike.
>>534357683im gonna need a timestamp
>>534357683Not made from copperName isnt a penny
>>534358199restrain yourself
>>534358199>>534358377this is fucking poetry
where did you take this picture, the backrooms?
Finding that one lucky Penny beneath all this trash would be a pain in the ass.
>>534357683the jews ARE the copper penny hoarders
>>534358199Kek
>>534357857With a dumptruck
>>534358199
>>534358492>clipping fucking copperslmao you unbridled fucking gorilla gypsy
>>534357683seeing as each one is filled up to the same level, knowing one bank bag of pennies is $50, id say youre looking at somewhere around 20 bags per brute can, meaning each can is likely $1000, however each can could possibly be holding 40 bags making each can $2000, either way thats a lot of pennis, you could literally melt those pennies down and make firearms from them. and bullets.
>>534358011checked + underrated post
>>534357683Any form of wealth storage other than industrial metals is a Jewish, fractional reserve, floating currency illusion
>>534358613What is a VPN?
Will banks still give you loads of pennies? I was under the impression they were hoarding them cause they were axed.Yes, I have plenty of free time
>>534360964i work at a credit union and no not just like that from my experience anyway. if you want to hoard coins youd likely have to slowly build up your collection box by box, you might find some tard branch manager that would be stupid enough to order tons of boxes for you but im not sure the fed would comply without asking tons of questions, if at all. thats also unnecessary work for the armored truck workers and the branch staff, probably a injury liability as well. you wouldnt believe how many kikes i have to deal with ony a daily basis. theyre at least 75% of the people that still come into a branch. this is pretty much every bank. they fucking love CDs. working in financial institutions has taught me more about jews in person than i ever wanted to know. i hate my job. they are so much worse than the stereotypes would lead you to believe.
>>534361261>they are so much worse than the stereotypes would lead you to believe.Are you sure? The stereotypes are pretty bad already.
>>534357683𒋏𒊙𒉱𒈒
Can't these be melted down to make bullets? Then in that case pennies should be worth a fortune.
>>534357857It takes a crane to get them out
>>534361261>they are so much worse than the stereotypes would lead you to believe.story time
>>534357683The jew fears the nickel stacker.
>>534362494>>534362644its different when you have to actually deal with them as the majority of your clients on a daily basis. i can recognize them within 5 seconds over the phone. they literally cannot help themselves from perpetuating their negative stereotypes, just like niggers and other undesirable races. i wish the stereotypes portrayed how jewish and shitty they actually are. some of them will purposefully try to find an employee that they know they are more intelligent than and try to get them to misquote an APY as higher than it actually is, and retardedly, if the employee does that then the bank has to honor it. ive seen that multiple times and its ALWAYS a kike. theyre just as bad as the stereotypes make them out to be and worse. its difficult to just pull one example when they literally just keep doing ridiculous jew shit within just one interaction.
>>534362854just had a disgusting kike on friday that wanted a CD (they ALL have CDs and money market accounts, ALL of them) that wouldnt stop bitching at me about the rates for new money vs old money, she asked at least 20 questions about how she could get a higher rate and why does this count and that doesnt etc, ends up writing a check for $30k as new money then takes another $30k out of her money market with us because she doesnt like that new money gets a better rate than old money. that is only the tip of the iceberg with this kike, it doesnt sound like much to non bankers but she just kept going and going and trying to jew me.
>>534358352>>534358354Assumptions; 55 U.S. gallons; Modern U.S. penny: 2.5 g; Diameter: 19.05 mm; Thickness: 1.52 mm; Loose random packing efficiency: about 75% for disksBin volume: 1 U.S. gallon = 3,785.41 cm^355 gallon bin = 208,197.55 cm^3Penny volume ≈ 0.433 cm^3Ideal maximum pennies : 208,197 bin / 0.433 penny ≈ 480,800 penniesLoose-fill estimate :480,800 × 0.75 ≈ 360,600 penniesWeight : 360,600 × 2.5 g = 7901,500 g ≈ 1,988 lbAbout 290,000 pennies, weighing about 2,000 lb(via LLM)
>>534358354Can just look up perfect packing of flat cylinders and someone has already done the math, assume a 5% ineffective stacking and off you go. >90.69% (\(\pi / \sqrt{12}\)), leaving about 9.31% for airSo we'll go with 85% packing efficiency.As to why randomly packing pennies tend to achieve fairly high packing efficiency? Look up entropy of packing which even minor shaking or vibrating force lowers entropy state which means more efficiently packed(3-5%) ussually.
>>534363074>>534363100Another LLM told me:The random packing efficiency of pennies (or similar disks/spheres) typically falls between 55% and 64%. When simply dropped or poured into a container (random loose packing), efficiency is about 55–58%, while shaking or vibrating the container to settle them (random close packing) increases efficiency to around 64%I don't know what to believe anymore now that the AI disagree with theoretical physics maximum.
>>534357683how much is that, like, 20 dollars?
>>534363074Those aren't modern pennies though, they're over 40 years old and 90% copper rather than zinc. And the 0.433cm3 is geometric and assumes that the outer limits of the raised parts make it a perfect cylinder. Water displacement makes it closer to 0.35. I am happy that I rounded close to 75%, around 75.75%
>>534358199Saw the flag, didn't even have to read the post before this popped into my headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>>534363308its at the very least $10k, more likely between $15k and $20k. imagine showing up at a coin machine with this. the machine would fill too many bags to take, you have to do this over a period of weeks and or months. its so many pennies that putting them back into circulation would devalue the dollar.
>>534357683>Best I can do is 13 shekels store credit
>>534363772>discount cigarettes
>>534363772>DVD EXPRESSWhat is this 2007?
>>534363074* About 360,000 pennies, weighing about 2,000 lb290K is with a packing efficiency of 0.60 (theoretical spherical efficiency)
>>534362854>>534363034God damn I couldn't imagine having to deal with that on a daily basis lmao.My condolences, anon.
>>534357683Must be a thinker.
There's not really that much copper in a penny
>>534364074>360,000 pennies>2,000 lbok how much pennies is that in copper if you know what i mean
>>534364633About 2% is actually copper. So 40lbs.
>>534357683You should glue millions of pennies to the sidewalks in Jew York.
>>534361261What's a CD? Can you tell us some of your experiences as well?
>>534362607kek
i have about a hundred bucks in loose change waiting to be cashed ini should buy something stupid with it
>>534365170>CD>A Certificate of Deposit (CD) is a safe, low-risk savings account offered by banks or credit unions that pays a fixed interest rate on a deposited sum for a specific, set term, often ranging from a few months to several years. In exchange for higher interest rates than traditional savings accounts, you agree not to withdraw the funds early to avoid penaltiesBump.>>534365170
>>534357683
>>534364965I was looking for a type of armour made from coins to make a stab resistant vest but found this and figured it would be more up OP's ally. Imagine the smell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ploiiCA7fwc
>>53436494240lbs of copper at around $5 USD per pound scrap is $200. So 20k pennies.
>>534358199Lmao. Thank you jew anon for the Sunday laugh
>>534357809It's copper wigger every Romanian, Polak and probably niggers are stealing copper because it is worth me melted down than being minted into a coin
>>534365559Why the fuck does anyone come here anymore. Holy fuck.
>>534365170its a time deposit, meaning you give the bank a certain amount of money and it is locked up for a certain term and they pay you out a percentage of that amount of money monthly or quarterly for the life of that term. >get cussed out by a kike at the drive through because i asked for his ID, did the same thing to the branch manager who is a pussy and still let him come back and didn't close his accounts and trespass him>kike doesnt have proof of address and wants to open account, tries to get me to bend the rules for her and her shitty kid>jews trying to get access to boomer parents money before theyre actually dead while not being joint or POA or personal repin florida it was even worse, id have to take calls constantly there from jews asking about CD rates. it got to the point that i actually have a lucrative banking application idea that i cant get started because im not a programmer. of course you can try replit but it really only takes care of the interface. catchy name and everything, but i dont know how to program/code. I'm also weary of creating a sort of social media platform where financial institutions are essentially the user base.
>>534357857A jewish rabbi will move it for you for 70% of the value in each of those drums.
>>534366243also every jew thinks they know more about banking than any goy banker, every time. they act like they know more but dont know that every financial institution that has CDs makes them auto renew at a very low rate after they mature/expire and the grace period ends. you should always call/come in during your grace period or the day of maturity and ask for CD specials so you can renew at a preferential rate. Anyway, they all act like they know more than you do and will even try to tell you how to do your job. as if they know better when they dont know policy or procedure or laws and regulations. one filthy ass faggot kike in FL used to make 10-15 cashiers checks every pay period topay his employees, then we started charging for cashiers checks and he stopped doing it lmao. he stole his gay indian husbands business, pretty funny. he seems like a white collar life long scammer, the kike.
>>534365365What are you watching shit like this for?
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>>534366512also some of them will close out all accounts because of not getting the new money CD rate, they cannot comprehend how they do not get the best product when they dont qualify for it. its because they believe they are better than everyone else and should get preferential treatment, this is kind of the root of a lot of their problems. but theyll never acknowledge this.
>>534366684even had one old ass kike in FL that actually was aware of all the other kikes and wanted to differentiate himself. he told me and my branch manager to our faces>I'm not like the rest of them, I know exactly how they arewe were talking about politics iirc, it was funny because i knew he was jewish but none of us said it out loud, he just made the statement very matter of factly unprompted
>>534366684They’re born to defraud and make others work for them through money manipulation.I think I’d rather share my world with dragons or vampires than kikes.
i knew one kike that owned a shitty medical practice in FL, after covid vaccines came out a hurricane/storm had happened that knocked out the power to his house and practice and he was driving around with a cooler full of hundreds of covid vaccines in his car. he ended up killing himself, his son found his body in their house. his wife called and told me about it, she didnt even seem phased, not going to lie i wasnt either and didnt care.
>>534358354When you think that's only $5000 in pennies it's kind of sad. Anyone got any fun chemistry with pennies?
>>534366809you have no idea how much i hate being in banking, at least on the front facing side. cant get hired anywhere else unfortunately. believe me, ive tried. i kind of think my posts here might be why, im not sure but im very suspicious. not going to stop posting here either way haha
>>534358199this is the only way a jew can properly cum
>>534357683>Copper is $5-6 per poundBro, you're rich. You've got like $1000 there.
>>534357857>>534358538Kek. Imagine buying a storage wars unit of those blind for a dollar and having 24 hours to move it.10k worth of pennies... have to pay 2k just to move them. A true gift of Mejji
>>534357683Omg who set this marvelous trap?Is OP a Jewish death trap boulder?
a lot of anons here already know this but usually the physical attributes of jews becomes more pronounced the older they get, its pretty funny and also gross. it makes them easily identifiable. just look at this sports doctor kike.
>>534366592lol I wasn't as I said i was looking for armour made from coins. Can you try being just a little less illiterate?
>>534357683Those are all zinc. Should have hoarded nickels.
>>534366684What a horrible group of people.Thank you for your service bankanon. o7
>>534366956Yeah, but it's 35k in copper per bucket
>>534367866kek of course, I'm sure i have more stories but i drink a lot and its hard to remember all of them over the years.
>>534366356
>>534363573Theyre not saving those pennies to cash in retard. The value of the copper is worth more than $.01. They'll most likely be melted down and turned into copper cones for IEDs when the civil war starts.
>>534357683Post smelter
>>534357683With current inflation the copper is probably worth more by weight than as currency
>>534368691i didnt say they were kike, why you mad?
>>534362607Lel
>>534357809>>534366215There's more than 1 cent's worth of copper in a 1c coin. If you converted all of your cash into 1c coins, melted it down and sold the copper you'd make a profit. Destroying currency like that is illegal though, so some people keep a large amount of coppers and wait for the smallest currency to become defunct because of inflation.
>>534368797That has been the case for decades. These guys hoard copper pennies awaiting the Day of the Melt.
>>534357683Ultra basedMay you never stop winning
>>534369047Copper pennies haven't been copper in a long time, they've been pot-metal since the 80's.People like the OP's pic have been sifting the old pennies from the new for years and years.It's honestly too much work for the payoff.
>>534368797A pre -1982 copper penny is worth close to 4 cents
>>534369047>>534369177Since 1982
>>534358199Dam Rabbi, made me laugh.
>>534357683arent most of the pennies around made of zinc? only the the outside layer or outer ring is actually copper
>>534357683Inflation value since 1982 is 338%.Current value over face is 388%.The S&P500 is up 5500%.Moral - people are fucking retards.
>>534369612>I can only fund one type of investment at a time.Are you poor? Being poor is morally wrong.
>>534358199I do have to give it up. Jews are fucking funny, even if they are evil
>>534368482Why is there so many penis floors out there?
>>534370109
>>534360562But enough about your mother's ass.
>>534367180Just handball them into smaller containers that can support the weight, duh.
>>534357857it can stop a .50 cal
>>534357683that's a serious ass penny man
>>534358199Haha good one. You get in the oven last
