> be Kash Patel> head of the FBI> fighting for job due to series of scandals> shots fired at correspondents dinner> sprint through the hallway to get the scene> "is that my girlfriend holding hands with another man??"> look baffled when on the site> suspect caught> details from manifesto come out> basically says "I am going to target the entire administration except for FBI Director Kash Patel"This is the funniest thing that has happened to anyone, ever. I don't even know how to calculate the layers of embarrassment that have been folded over this man in just this April
>>534358908Worst part is he can't even break up with her because she's obviously one of his handlers
>>534358908Why are people so obsessed with this guy?
>>534359032For me, I find his thousand yard stare uncanny
>>534359032You can't deny his drip
>>534359032>EVERYBODY LEAVE THE POOR HEAD OF THE FBI ALONE!
>>534359459alpenflage????
>>534359308The eyes really are the window to the soul. And there doesn't appear to be much going on behind this guys eyes. This kind of staring off to space while also looking surprised kind of eyes is exactly what you see in Indians and Somalis that have very low IQs. Even with Indias average IQ of 76, if that follows a bell curve, half the people there are dumber than that, and a good portion of that are really, really fucking retarded.It seems to me that this guy was liked by Trump because all he does is kiss ass like a good slave. And being Indian he's obviously full sapport for Israel saars, and then there's the mossad "girlfriend" that's there to keep an eye on him, to make sure he never actually does anything he's not supposed to, and keep certain mossad blackmail material hidden and Jewish pedos out of jail.
>>534358908>I bet your armenian toucan face wife doesn't have cannons like these!
>>534358908Kash's fish-head girlfriend doesn't have CANNONS
>>534359032Probably the bug-eyed jeet stare and his name literally being "Cash". Future generations will think that we made this shit up.
>>534358908Has anyone ever explained why the shooter said he didn't want to harm the shit-eating pajeet?
>>534359032This is seethe and it's very obvious
>>534358908Did he get the tasty burgers?
>>534358908>> sprint through the hallway to get the scene>> "is that my girlfriend holding hands with another man??">> look baffled when on the sitecan anyone corroborate this? any pics?
>>534358908fuck u OP it is Trump who is embarrassing to K$H. Kash is dating country music legend and Trump only gets Laura Loomer
>>534358908>target the entire administration except for FBI Director Kash PatelDid it really say that?That's funny as hell.
>>534361087He didn't say the entire administration, he said all pedophiles except Kash. But yes, basically the entire admin.
>>534358908>>534359032
>>534360286You’re glistening
>>534360286>Harold and KumarThat was a good movie
>>534361087It's real. It bafflingly said that Kash was the only one that wasn't in any danger from him.
>>534361711Kooooomar
>>534361845For me, it's NPH in his gigachad alterego
>>534359032they're just jealous of the Great Wizard Kash the Distinguished Discoverer and his successes
>>534359032>Why are people so obsessed with this guy?He's mass jailing drug dealers across US cities.These anti Patel threads are paid by people who run drugs into USA.
