Iran war is over. Pack it up.https://www.military.com/us-carrier-exit-from-iran-fight-draws-silence-from-pentagon
>>534361697kek guess trump just gave up
>>534361748Putin called him.
>>534361748We have ballrooms to build.
>>534361697What did they die for in retrospect?
>>534361748mf literally got distracted by a shiny ballroom and quit
Strait status?
are you still talking about the Iran war?
>>534362349what war?anyways, why are gas prices so high?
>>534361697Aren't there still two others still there?
>>534362085They kept Iran pinned down at home while Greatest Ally grabbled land in Lebanon.It's pretty obvious. And all it will cost us is 13 lives, $25 billion (and an enormous tip), and a rise in global inflation.
>>534362457Yes, they are tapping in the HW Bush, the taxmoney meter is still running.
>>534362085Operation schmekel furry
>>534362085They thought it was operation Epic Furry. And you know, murican soldiers love to be furries, so..
>>534362402Jews.
>>534362490Isrsel single handly fucked the US over multiple times during this to the point that even Donald had to tell them to stop.
>>534361697Wasn't that the one way overdue to cycle its crew before the war started?
>>534361748a month from now MIGA farm animals will alternate between 1) willfully forgetting about the existence of the war and 2) remembering every victory of the war while simultaneously refuting every loss by insisting it wasn't actually a war. gas will still be $4.50/gallon which is cheap, actually, but also too expensive because of brandon and ALSO only trannies complain about high prices, unlike eggs, which are now cheap, which is good, you tranny (who lost.)
>>534361748No wiggle room to throw meatshields at the situation without getting an earfuls from Republicans for destroying their campaigns. If he did this the first year instead of wasting time on his illegal tariffs, he might have been able to expend zogbot lives and have voters forget about it for the midterms
>>534362659Anon, they have acquired half of Lebanon. They've only stopped to consolidate gains and raze Lebanese settlements. They are going to jewmaxx as much as they can while America has a President who's loyalty is for sale.
>>534361697After soaking in poopy toilet water and getting cooked by laundry fires those zogbots must've converted into Indians, like how zombies convert to drowned in minecraft
>>534362836>must've converted into IndiansWe'll know if the ship returns to port and rams and destroys some infrastructure.
>>534361697Kek I bet Iran managed to hit it, and its being hushed down.Again.
>>534361697Is Iran going to have a Victory Parade now?
>>534362085>13 killed 380 woundedhow do you even get that ratio from ballistic missile attacks? They are likely lying about the deaths and really like 120-250 died, all explained as "training accidents" to their families
>>534362642How kosher is that thing?
>>534362944Having high explosives set off in your immediate vicinity can fuck you up, even if you're not directly struck.
>>534362926>ticker tape parade>every piece of ticker tape says "fell for it again"
>>534362997They didn't fall for anything, this sort of thing is in the fine print of the Service contract. They signed up for exactly this. Greatest or Second Greatest Ally calls, they strike up the band.
>>534361697Did it get hit?
>>534361697They had to rest/repair it>The USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN-78) is returning to Norfolk, VA, in mid-May 2026 after a record-breaking 309-day deployment. Departing June 24, 2025, this mission is the longest for a U.S. carrier since the Vietnam War, supporting operations in the Mediterranean, Caribbean, and Red Sea. The deployment featured combat sorties against targets in Venezuela in early 2026.They have brought in two more smaller carriers in the mean time, the boxer and tripoli Lightning Carrier assault ships. There's 9 destroyers helping to enforce the blockade, as well, and the carrier group related craft, and who knows how many subs, and the CENTCOM AOR bases. And the extra-AOR related assets, such as strategic bombers launched from England. Plenty of fire power for what they need to do.There are independent destroyers to the carrier assigned ones. An exact number of the composition is not available.
>>534362944The bigger question is who told Iran that a bunch of national guard IT nerds were working out of a nondescript shack in Kuwait?
>>534362490>They kept Iran pinned down at home while Greatest Ally grabbled land in Lebanon.They made Iran the top local power of the region while destroying USA military and political influence. Also, IDF is getting assraped in Lebanon right now. This is easily one of the biggest fuckups in USA history.
>>534363246Ran out of limes, scurvy was setting in. You can only recycle the shower water so many times before there's a significant aftertaste.Our new plan is to replace land bases with floating ship bases in the region, at quadruple cost.
>>534362926>Iran going to have a Victory Parade nowyeah, they'll conduct joint celebrations with russia in the red square. russia being the successor state of the USSR, which together with the UK invaded and occupied the neutral Iran in August 1941, to secure the lend-lease corridor and take over the oil fields.
>>534361697Lost again
they're bringing it home to rename it the USS orange pedo
>>534363300Nope, that's still the 2024 election. I'll excuse 2016, people were justifiably pissed and gaslit by social media, and trusted the Least Trustworthy Man on the Planet.But buying in a second time is just damning.
>>534362457>>534362518This is the real answer. The Ford has problems with its toilet system.
>>534361697strait status? oil price status? Islamic regime status? poor oppressed Iranian protesters begging for freedums status?
>>534363521The Ford has had a host of problems since they laid the keel. Shitty launch catapults, non-functioning ordinance elevators, all kinds of shit.
>>534361697>People who have no idea what they are looking at just make up some bullshit instead
>>534362642>Sorry, the lobster has been sent to Tel Aviv. Heres your goyslop
>>534361697likely just because they have been out at sea for almost a year. carriers are basically useless anyways.
>>534363521Rampbros, we won
>>534362085Iranian MIC completely destroyed. No more ballistic missiles, no nukes, no navy, no air force.They're now an afghanistan tier nation.
>>534363810And all it cost was America's future
>>534363810max IQ to believe this?
>>534362518Ford has been overextended. It was supposed to be back in the berthing for a maintenance cycle before even venezuela kicked off.
>>534361697Why so many Hawkeyes?
>>534363810Yet we can't reopen the Strait for some reason...
>>534363810All they gained was one of the key international shipping lanes, the right to keep and enrich their uranium, and the satisfaction of joining the "Fucked up America" club.Eventually one of the other members of the club like the Norks will hook a brother up with some nuke science.
>>5343638871.7 million rial to the dollar. Over 50% inflation. Infighting between the irgc and govt. Who even knows what's going to happen to their economy with their oil exports limited to caspian sea fleet and trucks across the border.
>>534363810why does the US Navy not go into the strait then? why are they always a few hundred miles from the Iranian coastline? why are the US bases surrounding Iran basically inoperable?hmmmmmm
>>534363911Why not?
USS Abraham heading to kill CubaKIKES>Op herr derr KIKE
>>534363976dont worry we just signed a $100 million contract with a company that runs a chat gpt wrapper. it's gonna help us clear da mines o algo.
>>534361801Did anyone ever try playing this illuminati card game?How fucking sick are the rules?I always see the cards and wonder how this game is even played with all the effects, groups involved and so on.Literally beyond my imagination
>>534363976>>534364051also whatever you do, do NOT look up the Domino Data Lab's founder/CEO's last name.
>>534364012>fucked up americaKek. This should be good. Please elaborate.
>>534364056You can read the rule book and yes it’s very complex
>>534361697Laundry room status?
>>534364109Why not?
>>534364029>waaaah. Why won't the Americans park their billion dollar ships off the coast of iran so we can shoot at them? Unfair!
>>534364220Dust bunny free
>>534364258you're going to be shocked by what religious/ethnic group it's associated with.
>>534364019Not even you can paint this as a worse situation for Iran than pre-2015. Now they have implicit control over the Strait, we can only stymie traffic at enormous taxpayer cost while simultaneously juicing global inflation. Admittedly Israel, Russia and the Saud have won even more bigly, but that was always the plan. The Abraham Accords were always a scheme for this purpose.
>>534361697So military dictatorships the world over have been vindicated, no? If a more liberal Iran attempted to make a nuclear weapon, the king of the world would've thwarted them instantly.
>>534364404Are you trying to imply that Iran's situation would have been the same if we hadn't had dropped 30,000 sorties worth of bombs on them?
>>534364552They were vindicated back in Trump's first term. the only security against Great Powers that install aspirational autocrats is a nuclear deterrent.The only question now is who sets up Iran with one, Pakistan or North Korea.
>>534364056I wanted to. The original sets are expensive thqts why I didnt buy also I have noone to play with and AI is dumb. Game looks fun. If I was elite I would play it in real life.
>>534361697this the horror boat one with broken sewer pipes?
>>534363289Whose nation were they guarding from Kuwait
>>534364590I'm implying that (((banking))) woes are a temporary issue when you sit on a mountain of black gold. Moving the world further from the petrodollar is pure bonus. Being at Full War with the United States has never been great for anyone's economy in the short run.(pic related is you).
>>534364670They definitely will get one sooner or later as soon as the US ends the war.
>>534363611Hurry up Navy sister I have to use the toilet hurry! HTs are probably thinking fuck my life. Rumors saying it was sabotage. Seamen not agreeing to be sardines in a can for Israel. Stuffing a shirt in the toilet, lmao to not start a war with another country because of a toilet system failure. Who designed this system on a 13 billion dollar carrier? I wonder if the carrier strike group is following mommy like yellow sea duckies? You know whats going to be fuckin great? Like the trolls that we are. Watch. Give it time. When that carrier goes back out at sea. It will be that SAME tranny that will put her navy scarf and plug the sewer valve system AGAIN. Its like all the flying dildos in the WNBA. Once its done, some other heckler will do it again. The fate of initiating war with another foreign country is not dictated by CENTCOM. This goes into the history books NSA that its the sewage system failure that stopped the mightiest military in the fuckin world. No one can recover from this public humiliation ritual. This will cause massive trauma on a psyop level. Ladies and gentlemen the strongest Navy in the world doing it’s swim of shame. Was it able to do its role? To parade and puff your chest with an aircraft carrier. Demoralization? It is way past fuckin that. Bluebeard and his pirate crew arrrr didnt have this problem matey. They just shat in a bucket and threw it overboard into sea where the fishies eat your excrement. Now you have nigger seamen executing prison strategies. There are fires now, over six hundred seamen with no place to sleep other than the poo in the loo floor that is pajeet tier! CENTCOM is not central command. Niggers dont want to be sardines in a barrel for Israel. But it proves the point, your naval strike group are museum pieces, yellow duckies in the sea. These are the tales from Davey Jones’ locker, not myth, but legendary tales.
>>534364019You mean the one belt one road initiative that is now turbo charged? The death of the petrodollar? Nigger this is a disaster for America because mossad blackmails your entire political class
>>534364773So, no argument. Cool. For a second I thought I was going to have a productive conversation on pol. Thanks for getting my hopes up.
>>534364850We already ended "the war". Israel is pissing around in another country entirely, and our fleet is playing Pirates of the Caribbean at a great distance.Trump just has to come up with a pretext to declare Mission Accomplished.
>>534364260How are they able to shoot at us if their military has been destroyed?
>>534364901>petrodollarStronger than ever.>belt and road equivalent to kharg tanker volumeKek. I was going to call you retarded but then saw your flag and felt bad about punching down.
>Go hom yankee>>No!>Fuck off, stop pointing your gun at me>>B-but my boss told me to>I will fucking kill you if you don't fuck off>>o-oh okay
They figured they would have public support so the game plan is to counter domestic antisemitism (terrorism) and enact digital ID to keep people in line. This whole red button vs blue button debacle was a test to see how many would be willingly antisemitic in public which is blue and how many would save their own skin and let the antisemites die by pressing red, allowing complete jewish domination forevermore if enough reds shut up and do nothing.
>>5343624573. there were 4 for a couple of days, a fourth one (forgot its name) replaced Ford aparently
>>534364944No, you thought you were going to spit up some retarded MIGA propaganda and we'd all be "Well this just made America GREATER" with you.Because you are a smoothbrain.Iran is only NOT a super-wealthy nation because of American fuckery since the 1950's.As soon as America loses it's appetite for Endless M.E. Conflict (again), Iran seems set to prosper enormously.They can put up with another 3 years of our first kike President. Oh boo hoo, they lost their deteriorating AF and their microscopic shallow water Navy. They won't even bother replacing them with their future oil riches.Gonna be tough to sell Johnny Arab on our 20th century warframes too, they saw how little the protected anyone, they are only good for destroying other obsolete weapons.Feel free to piss off whenever.
>>534365087>stronger than everIn what way? Iran is selling oil in Yuan
>>534365238First you'd have to explain the term "Petrodollar" to him, he hasn't a clue what that means internationally.
>>534365238What oil?
>>534363810dont mistake tactical wins for strategic wins. none of those losses have stopped iran from pursuing the strategies which USA and its allies find most threatening (cheap precision strike, overseas terrorism, paramilitary groups, ballistic missile development, nuclear development) - so what was the point?
>>534365223>1950'sGood god you have a childs understanding of the history of iran.
>>534365347The EUA are going out of OPEC the world is de dollarizing how can that be any good for the petrodollar? Be real it isn’t
>>534365894UAE
>>534361697Poop-tank is FULL?
>>534365573Iran has gone from a regional power funding the majority of terror networks in the region to barely holding their shit together while the money dries up and the crashing economy threatens to turn the local populace against them. They can put down as many protests as they want, but how are they going to rebuild the tens of billions of destroyed MIC infrastructure when they are trying to manage an economic crisis (and I'm not using that word like we use it when a housing market collapses).
>>534365087> >belt and road equivalent to kharg tanker volumeYet, thats the point you fat mexican this entire war is for israel and israel alone
WAR ISN'T OVER YETBIBI IS ON HIS WAY TO WASHINGTON
>>534365645I have a full understanding of the history of Iran. Their progressive, democratic government didn't want to be the Forever Vassal of a rebuilding Britain, and when they tried to cut ties with British Petroleum, Eisenhower sent in the CIA to "clean things up", and set them on the path to brutal dictatorship, which was eventually overthrown by revolution and replaced with a nasty theocracy. Hostages were taken, and later released unharmed, and America has never forgave, and it's only intensified with Iran's eternal game of Spy vs Spy with Greatest Ally.
>>534366124>Iran has gone from a regional power funding the majority of terror networks in the regionLet's call it what it is, unconventional warfare with the State of Israel.It was second greatest ally (SA) that funded the international terrorism of Al Qaeda.
>>534362765>gas will still be $4.50/gallon in a monthahh, an optimist
>>534366124>how are they going toI guess by selling oil in Yuan
>>534361697DAMN JEWS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB LOLTHEY GOT PLAYED BY DONALD TRUMP LMAOCAN YOU IMAGINE GETTING PLAYED BY THE DUDE WHO EATS MCDONALDS AND AUTISM FOOD UNIRONICALLY LMFAOI MEAN HE IS GOOD AT WHAT HE DOESBUT YOU GUYS SUCKI TOLD YOU HE WAS GOING TO GO ROGUE LOLGOOD JOB DONALD KEEP BEING AS RETARDED AS HUMAN POSSIBLETELL EVERYONE YOU LOVE ISRAEL AND BEING A TURBO KIKETELL EVERYONE THE EPSTEIN FILES ARE A HOAXBE THE MOST RETARDED CARTOON CHARACTER OF ALL TIMEITS WORKING
>>534366495Again, what oil?
>>534366642>Now I will pretend to be stupid, that will baffle them!
>>534362765It is definitely a war and has passed the 60 day limit that Congress is required to approve it. Do they care? Fuck no, why would they care about the Constitution? Trump is trying to claim that due to the ceasefire, this somehow magically paused the deadline, but he's forgetting the fact that the BIG BEAUTIFUL BLOCKADE is in place still, which is legally considered an act of war.
>>534361697Congratulations to America!Now receive your heroes welcome, please.
>>534367007Johnson is on the path of subverting Denny Hastert as the worst GOP Speaker in history, which is frankly amazing because Newt singlehandedly destroyed the GOP congressional majority, and Hastert was a convicted gay pedophile.
>>534361748Gonna go for Cuba now and celebrate defeating a military with 1 plane like it’s 1945. This shit is so cringe.
>>534361697TWO EIGHTY FIVE GAS WOOHOO!!!!
>>534367204>hey figured they would have public supportHOW!?!Trump ran effectively on mockery of Bush's Middle East fuckery, and made no foreign wars a linchpin of his campaign. How did he think he was going to flip that switch? Only his most devoted cattle like >>534366642 are onboard with this fiasco.
>>534366737Still no answer because you are clueless.
>>534367099McCarthy was pretty damn bad too. And Boehner. Shit they've all been bad. Kek.
>>534367444https://cscr.pk/explore/themes/trade-economics/yuanization-of-iran-china-oil-trade/
>>534362085israel
>>534361697Repairs of the toilets and plumbing system.
>>534367559McCarthy and Ryan reached the limits of the amount of humiliation they were willing to take, and NOPEd out of there. Johnson seems content being the Trump sock-puppet.
>>534367792*Boehner and Ryan
So if the status quo persists, Iran maintains the strait blocking but the US prevents Iranian traffic from also getting out... what happens?I would think Asia in particular starved of energy will start demanding the US let Iranian cargos through. No way the US would stop a Chinese tanker carrying necessary energy, or a Japanese or Korean or Australian one for that matter. Trump's bluff will be called pretty soon I think.
>>534367792McCarthy didn't nope out, he was voted out as speaker.
>>534367865Yep.
Kid Diddlin' Denny will continue holding the record for longest-serving GOP Speaker.
>>534367589Nigger you didn't even read the article you sent me. The question still stands.
>>534361697So Iran won? Based. Chinese century.
>>534368136>>534366737
>>534361697pay attention to WTF happens to various crew after SOMEONE clogged the toilets and burned 600 mattresses in a PRISON RIOT.
>>534363911To do things like track and kill ballistic missiles and drone swarms you need to push your radar coverage way out away from the fleet to ensure you have time to engage them. Usually two on station at all times, so you gotta have others ready to come in and cover in shifts
>>534361697TRUMP IS RESPONDING TO THE POLLS
>>534368485>I can't answer a simple question that I can google so I will just call my opponent dumb
>>534368485
>>534367792I used to hate these types but now I just feel sorry for them in a way. They got all this way to being some of the most powerful people in America then the voters demand a fat obnoxious smelly retarded person who comes in and angrily demands their complete subservience. Now it's just funny. Marco Rubio looks depressed every day. Not that he doesn't deserve it but damn man. It's like a spiritual form of rape really.
>>534369468>>534368485It's half a million bpd, btw. I'll let you do the math on that and see if your "the petrodollar is over" argument holds up.
>>534369470good post
>>534361697IT'S STOPPING OFF AT CUBA
>>534364056i have all the cards in digitized formno you cant have themi'm not seling
>>534364590a but like russia yeahiran is now a major player in its region everyone looks up to all over the worldthey control the strait, they hold amerigolems and europathetics by the ballsand israel is seething of course what else
>>534363345Iran deployed Limeaway.
>>534362796>they have acquired half of LebanonIf only lol, their advance was halted after 6 miles into enemy territory. Look it up, they are getting blasted daily by fpv drones and are too scared to advance. They'll reach the Litani (25 miles from the border, ~1/5 of Lebanon) by the end of the year at this rate
>>534366124>terror networksterrorism is a jewish invention and monopolythey're demons
>>534366124>terror networksGo back to the ovens
>>534362085disinformation, referencing a longer time frame and a bigger theater of operation made to look like it happened all recently just from iranliteral fake news
>>534361697ahhh, is this why all the shitskin spam? /k/ikes have officially lost and kikes are on their own?
>>534363289Everybody knows we're operating out of Kuwait. This isn't like selling Stinger missiles to terrorists from Benghazi, our presence there is well-publicized. If you're still wondering who gave away the exact position of our troops, it was probably Russian Jews working with Israel, because it's Israel who puts backdoors in everything we use. Don't forget that this whole Iran offensive started on Purim, the Jewish holiday of Goyim sacrifice.
>>534364046This will be purely theatrical because our Jewish masters, running from Iran with their tail between their legs, need a quick PR victory similarly to Venezuela. They'll slip their communist CIA assets a few bucks and new identities, install the Jew-blackmailed pedo-homo Marco "Judio" Rubio as leader, and now greedy Jewish land developers will be able to suck Cuba dry.
>>534373318Oh and this, of course hahaha. Last time, on: 'Lets make Lebanon into greater israel, fellow yids!'https://files.catbox.moe/lyxfrb.mp4
>>534365076Notice how not ONE of the MAGA shills ITT has answered this question
>>534362085
>>534362085Cool it with the antisemitism, anon.Lord Moloch does not feed himself.
>>534362402>what war?The War for Greater Israel.
>>534365182No there were only three for a few days and now there are two. There were never four at any point
>>534366429>It was second greatest ally (SA) that funded the international terrorism of Al Qaeda.al qaeda is israel/cia, fuck off
>>534362944This is a chink
>>534375303>al qaeda is israel/cia, fuck offThank you for mentioning it because the retard normieniggers keep well poisoning when it comes to terror jewry. It should be common sense by now
>>534363887Last 2 digits of my GET.>>534364188Is our country better off now than before the war started? Yes or no?>>534374455Checked. It is a question no migger is allowed to respond to.
>>534375692Common sense is, unfortunately, not so common.
>>534361697In Jeet Navy... The Poop-Decks are actual Poop-Decks.
>>534361697It took a lot of damage and can't continue, especially if round 2 kicked off, a single hit from a hypersonic (China is currently rearming Iran) would fuck it up and there would be global humiliation.
