fake and gay
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>>534362619It's a lie
>>534362619>$54/month>'unlimited'I have serious doubts about the economic viability of this plan. What are the caveats?
Last time I went to Burger King I spent way more than $54 for just 2 people
>>534362619"Let me get two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
>>53436261950/month is pretty good if you're on a budget tbqhwy
>>534362821That it doesn't exist retards
>>534362821Only shit from the cheap menu and maybe 10 piece nuggs
>>534362619So Red Lobster niggers-gorging-on-shrimp 2.0?If this was old 4Chan I'd suspect it was a Chanology on KFC
>>534362821The only way this works is if its 1 meal a day, and its a burger and a small fry. That way its just under two dollars a meal if you eat there EVERY day. What will likely happen to reach an equilibrium is one meal a day valued at $8 or something on a sliding scale with early losses on the expected value of attendance per month. They have enough data on their frequent customers and on the initial losses. This kind of thing is never released out of good will, its based on psychological profile of customers and a known skimming off the top of that 54 that will be pure profit. If they have losses for far too long they can just increase subscription prices and the user base will tolerate it, just as they do with netflix, amazon, youtube premium, etc.
>>534362821probably that they will cut it off in a few months once fat asses are even more completely addicted to their food
>>534362619this is fake
>>534362821The caveat is that it's not unlimited. Or it's just a cheeseburger.
>>534362619The final smell will be the McDonalds smell.
>>534362619One nigger would ask for 35 McDoubles at once and try to feed the whole hood.
>>534363400dis. It is unfortunate for you burgers but every big company just don't give a shit about you. If true, this is design to extract the max amount of money of you offering the less posible.
>>534362619For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
>>534363722You think too small. Mickey D's is the logistics system best positioned to offer meal rations during wartime and beyond. Soon the subscription can be subsidized by our taxes. Then we can REALLY optimize our bodies.
>>534362619Ok this is actually the best sub plan ever.
>>534363785Dude is that a pic you took? Is that your hand? Why do you have hand gonorrhea?
McKebab Buffet Style Cafeteria. Ouroboros.
>>534362619lemme get 100 cheeseburgers please, extra pickles
>>534362619$54 a month? It costs $22 for a family of four and that includes all $5 meal deals.
>>534363946Sorry, it's limited to one mcsmart meal a day per person. It's totally unlimited though!
>>534362619looks like im slinging cheeseburgers, again.. quarter pound for 4$. time to mchustle
