>Scientology raids are getting even wilder after a man brought over 20 “Christian dwarfs” to raid the Scientology HQ in Los Angeles in an attempt to find Tom Cruise.Would you die fighting side by side with a dwarf against heretics, /pol/?https://x.com/Rightanglenews/status/2050716399450947591
>>534362943>20 dwarfs causing mayhem
>>534362943THEY HAVE WRONGED US!
>>534362943kek
all religions are heretical, apollo is the one true god
>>534362943midge
>>534362943Based little people
>>534363335DESU I'm feeling kind of old and out of the loop because I had no idea shit like this was even going on
>>534362943fantasticwhat are they even going to do, have security beat up a bunch of dwarfs
My dream is to marry a Lutheran Finnish midget and have a nice little farm in the country where we grow tubers and raise ducks. At night, I'll spin her around on my dick like a lazy susan.
>>534362943xenu's name has been added to the book of grudges
> The funnest thing to do to Warwick Davis and his family would be to kidnap him, and construct an elaborate midget village in a warehouse where he and his family could live in an appropriately sized home custom built for their various deformities, in a peaceful place with all sorts of midget sized attractions and places to visit, stuff like a midget supermarket with small food stuffs and a midget car lot with little midget cars and a midget bar with tiny beer and shot glasses and liquor bottles. Then once they’ve realized they can’t escape and have settled in, I would begin coming into the midget village at night dressed like a Kaiju monster and begin destroying their midget sized world, building by building, piece by piece. I would give them midget sized conventional appliances and whatnot to potentially Macguyver into possible defenses. I would of course crush any possible defense they could imagine with my normal sized feet. They would be powerless to stop me, and I could finally experience my lifelong dream of watching all hope leave a man, a man I break by continuous, world ending torment. As his tiny hands reached toward their artificial sun set against the ceiling of what is only one ordinary sized warehouse, but to them their entire midget world, he would beg for his midget god to save him. I would answer his wailing cry with the simple statement: But Warwick, I am your god now.
>>534362943jews and scientologists worship the same aliens, the elohim. different factions, same hierarchy.
>>534362943>Using Zwergrush tactics against XenuBASED
>>534362943Nothing wrong here. They were just causing a little trouble.
>>534362943Now try this at a synagogue
>>534366316I think jews are behind this. There is an intra-Hollywood war between jews and scientologists. (In my mind.)
>>534362943Strike the Earth. I bet there's Hidden Fun Stuff deep in the basement
