Does /pol/ take care of their wife?
>>534368237she was handicapped when i found her at the gas station/planned parenthood
>wifeHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534368237my wife hasn't been born
>>534368237No. If i will ever take care of a wife, it will be larping as empathetic and caring. It wouldn't be material.
>>534368237Yeah she’s good and fat
>>534368237> Man has value because of womanYeah, no broad is setting a value for me.
>>534368237Wörking on it.
>>534368237Yeah, she's fat so she clearly has surplus resources needed for breeding.
I'm currently helping her with pilates for her pelvic alignment and back pain. She is, however, struggling with motivation and lacks the confidence to feel strong so I must occasionally manipulate her as a crude form of "carrot not stick" treatment. >You will have the best butt in the office, darling and the other women will be jealous This works well on the female reptile brain as, whilst they cannot understand anything that doesn't result in immediate benefit, they sure as hell can understand what it means to have the nicest arse out of all their work friends.
>wife gets sick>divorce and marry a healthy oneHoles didn't think this through at all.
>>534368237My wife works from home and has big fake tits
>>534368237just read a list of quotes from this guybrb gonna puke
