How do we stop Greenland from melting?
by getting the heart of my ex wife there
>>534373378>Greenland is becoming greenWhat's the problem?
>>534373454Lol
>make greenland green againpromises kept
No way they killed that many penguins
>>534373378Make gas so expensive that no one drives
>>534373378>How do we stopstop?
>>534373378>july 8 2012>July 12 2012can you give us something more recent
>>534373481They did, that red color is penguin blood.
We don’t. We are coming out of the last ice age. Earth’s poles are usually ice free. There is only ice when we are in what we human define an ”ice age”. You don’t have to buy a new car, tv, refrigerator or other made up shit. If we were so concerned about the environment then 0 data centers would have been allowed to be built.
>>534373489I knew trump had a plan.
>>534373378Import more Immigrants from 3rd world.
>>534373378I have a plan- but you have to give me greenland first.
force everyone to purchase a new electric vehicle before next financial quarter. By my kikulations this will reduce climate changing by up to 23%
>>534373378kill all humans and ban fire
>>534373378>stop Greenland from melting?Why would you want that
>>534373378Why do we want to? I bet that all turns in to amazing farmland in 500 years.
>>534373378how can we trust the ice core samples if the thing regularly melts (at least partially)?
>>534373378Force Yellowstone to erupt
>>534373639What if you simple seized the manufacturers and GAVE e-cars to everyone?Cut out the middleman you fucking commie
>>534373537he cant it all melted away
>>534373378>whoah! Look at this map! The left hand side had a bunch of white on it, but the right has a bunch of red on it!>obviously this is bad and I dont need to explain anything any further>the only solution obviously is to ban the use of oil in white countries, but o ly white countries
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>>534373578Do you know that we as the white race is the result of ice age and humanity as default are the niggers, right?
>>534373833>don't be a fucking commie, just seize the means of production I don't know who's prole-ing who anymore
>>534373996>also we need to raise a tax on only white countries, and send the money to some vague organisation in europe, it's the only way to finally stabilise the One True Temperature
>>534373833The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".
>>534373378let it melt--fuck this gay earth of jews and moronic goyim and shitskins.
Greenland is finally fulfilling its purpose. Hopefully all the ice melts. Then its purpose is 100% fulfilled.
>>534373457It has to be covered by ice or scientists are telling us it will have ramifications for the whole planet
Probably have Indians immigrate there and increase taxes and build data centers.
>>534373378>201214 years out of date. Get some new material.