Breaking: Desert Warrior is Hollywood's biggest flop of all time
Haven't seen a thing about this flick before now
>>534382130>movie about sandniggers>no one watches
>Busboys, the independent comedy starring Theo Von and David Spade, grossed approximately $1.65 million in its opening weekend (April 17–19, 2026)
>>534382130Nice. Next time they try to make a sandnigger movie starring niggers they should try bigger budget and gold plate every single prop in it.
>>534382303tfw havent watched a movie in theaters in over a decade
>>534382130150m budget? Before promotion and advertising?Makes less than 500k lolit's over ma niggas
>>534382130more like desert BORErrior
>>534382500>promotion and advertisingDid it have any? I didn't even know this film existed.
>>534382130one giant embezzlement, tax break, and embarrassment ritual for America seeing the new Cap playing a literal muslim bandit.
>>534382130>Nobody wants to watch it>They keeping making things nobody wants to watch What is this dynamic called?
>>534382130Why did they think Mackie would be a draw? No one cares about him.
>>534382557This. That being said, I haven't been to a theater since the last Harry Potter movie.
>>534382593Insurance fraud.
>>534382130So much for bread and circuses.
>>534382130>HollywoodApparently this film was made by Saudis. What a waste of money.
>>534382593>What is this dynamic calledUsually loss harvesting, it's a variety of financial fraud.
>>534382424Low budget comedy starring few actual has been actors mixed with retarded ecelebs like Theo Von makes more than million in weekend. It budget was low single digit millions. Its going to be profitable as hell, even before it hits streaming.
>>534382130>It's black captain America as black john wormrider Noice
>>534382593Money laundering
>>534382715Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
>>534382303>>534382439These. WTF is "Desert Warrior"?
>>534382130>Go woke go brokeShould have included the Ass bomber warriors.
>>534382671>>534382715This is pretty much the plot of ((("The Producers")))
>>534382557Maybe the studio didn't want to add another 100+ million to the budget for advertising because they knew it was absolute shit, minimizing their losses. How fucking dumb are these studio suits? They bet on that capitain america nigger? The guy screams run of the mill baby dick nog. He's best placed as a villanous ghetto creature that gets killed at some point.
>>534382130$150M to make something no one wanted.They really ought to be looking into the accounting of these projects a little bit better I think.I think it might be a little bit strange where the money ends up sometimes.
>>534382130>>534382434>>534382500>>534382583>>534382593>>534382675>>534382715>>534382820>>534382908It's a Saudi film, retards.
>>534382593Tax deductions
>>534383001>>534383012
>>534382130I thought "Heaven's Gate" was supposed to be Hollywood's biggest flop. Or was that "Cleopatra"?
>>534383012so arabs are blackgot it
>>534383012>It's a Saudi filmDo you think the Saudis don't have a banking system? They've convicted Princes before for laundering.
>>534383012What does this matter? How is it refuting anything? It was released to an North American audience, whether or not it was funded by Saudis does not change it, retard. They obviously fucked up both casting and promotion.
>>534383098It's not a Hollywood movie.
>>534382130One more S and Americans would show up to the movie theater in droves.
>>534382424It’s sad that food truck girl died last month
>>534382777>WTF is "Desert Warrior"?A doon coon.
>>534383098Hello, grandpa!
>>534382671This and they probably only advertised on BET and nigger-centric websites and nigger twitter.
>>534382130Congratulations anon, you lived so long that you witnessed something outflop Waterworld
>>534383506Imagine the smell
>>534382130did they even bother advertising it?this is literally the first I am hearing about it and I regularly follow movies
>>534382303Same. Never even heard of it until people started talking about how much it flopped kek.
>>534382130That nigger looks like a fucking testicle lol
>>534383218no way.. too much goyslop I guess?
>>534382130>HollywoodIt's a Saudi movie.Why is the protagonist black? The Zutt meme is real.
>film no-one has ever heard of flopsweird
>>534383506Waterworld became a cult classic and made it's money in home video sales and rentals, everyone I knew had it in their dvd or vhs collection back in the day or you and your friends get together and have a movie night sleepover at your house and you get to pick 3 movies from Blockbuster and candy and popcorn and soda. This won't see a penny. No one's gonna pay to stream it and anyone with enough morbid curiosity and time on their hands that does will just pirate it.
>>534382593The Producers. Sadly with no catchy tune like Springtime for Hitler this time
>>534383506waterworld is actually a decent 7/10 film, though
>>534383759It's shit. Kevin Costner has zero charisma.
>>534382130Wow not even Pluto Nash did that badly.
>>534383012>It's Saudi not Muslim Go make Hijra Abdool you are no Finish
>>534382130>>534382541>desert=dry>warrior=pussy-smasher(me)>t.yeah no mystery here
>>534383588it was never meant to make money.
>>534383819which makes him perfect for the role of an autistic loner fish man
>>534382130It doesn't cost 150 billion to make a movie, it doesn't even cost 1 billion, or 100 million. This is all fake, some sort of money laundering is going on.
>>534382130>cast Mackie in marvel movie as supporting role >not good actor >give him main role in marvel movie >still not good actor >studio tries to use marvel fame to hype a movie with him>still not a good actor >movie flops Really makes you think
>>534383927Those kinds of characters require actors with high charisma and screen presence in order to carry the film.
>>534382130>Desert Warrior is Hollywood's biggest flop of all timeNo not really it's actually a good movie
>>534382130Mackie is box office poison.Smart man though and would probably be based if he didn't have to bend over for the jews.
>>534384126have you tried to have a conversation with an autistic loner? zoomers can't even speak to each other, they can't date, they can't communicate. classrooms sit in silence today. his character was meant to be a futuristic man in a world gone to shit. and he nailed it, because speaking in a monotone voice, not caring about anything, showing zero emotions and being perpetually butthurt turned out to be future man.
>>534384323The Mariner isn't autistic. It's Kevin Costner trying to do Clint Eastwood and it only comes off as autistic because he's so lame.
>>534383506Waterworld flopped by '90s standards. By today's standards it would have been a rousing success story of a blockbuster made on a shoestring budget that only lost $100 million.
>>534383506
>>534384455listen you little shit, i was not trying to do clint eastwood and that movie was a solid 7 or even 8, many people agree with me and thought i gave life to the character that nobody else could
It's the Saudis "practicing" at filmmaking as they try diversifying out of oil
>>534383759It's basically a remake of Road Warrior set at sea
>>534382130Missed a trick not calling it 'Dune Coon'
>>534383309I'm a zoomer film historian.
>>534384009He must be really good at sucking dick, then. How does he keep getting roles?
>>534382130>Hollywood's biggest flop of all timeNah, that was Melania...>and my struggles were unbearable!Cringe beyond belief...
>>534382303fpbp. IDK what they expected.
>>534385309So elegant, so regal. She really loves the Troops.
>>534383012>Saudi backedIt's still a jewllywood movie
we wuz kangs
>>534383218we could have saved her /pol/
>>534382715Explain, I'm not jewish enough to understand how that makes sense.
>>534383841I hate this image
>>534385863Get people to invest in your film, deliberately make the film on a mich lower budget than you have, claim flop, pocket the rest of the investment. It's the plot of a Mel Brooks movie where Jews do this and use the money to make a musical about Hitler in order to deliberately flop and scam their investors but it fucks them over because the musical ends up being a hit
movies need hot thin white women showing boobas to make money yo.
>>534385990Related: https://youtu.be/ovCf9VRLnDY
>>534382717$9 million was considered low budget 20 years ago, i'd assume a low budget film now would be minimum $15-20 million just owing to inflation
>>534382439I only go to the local indie cinema that has retrospective events.Watched Titanic, Tarzan, Blade Runner marathon, Lord of the Rings marathon, the old Disney and Pixar movies and even Ghibli movies.Feels good man.
>>534383218Sauce?
>>534385863Company A has an issue they need to pay investors back, decides to make a movie. The producer sets up company B to be contracted by A, both under his control. Company B overcharges for services or just bills company A without doing anything. Company A folds but all the cash is now in company B which doesn't have to pay company A's investors. Obviously it's illegal, but relies on being a bit more complicated than this.
>>534386163Speaking of which...https://www.ritzcinemas.com.au/movies/35mm-american-psycho-2000
This film grossed $9,000 on opening day!
>>534386196tsatsiki
this is unironically the first time iv even heard of this "movie"
>>534382747Fuck off glownigger 77thWhy did they switch to 0:07 and 0:08 now? It used to always be 0:05 and 0:04
>>534385990>the plot of a Mel Brooks movieI know it makes me sound like a homosexual for knowing this but it was the most prestigious Broadway musical before the movie adaptation.
I don't buy this "loss harvesting" narrative. Why spend the money on something that doesn't make anything instead of earning even more from successful project and just paying your taxes?
>>534382130I have never heard of this filmI don’t think I even saw any ads for it. My YouTube account at work does not block ads and will play a stupid amount of them nonstop (almost every 3-4 mins) and yet I’ve never seen this film advertised on it either Weird, I guess they really thought they could pull it off with no marketing lol
>>534382593>What is this dynamic called?It's called infinite money because your tribe has a central bank. So it doesn't matter if your propaganda isn't profitable you can just keep making more and it doesn't matter if no one likes it.
>>534382424Markiplier the fag hapa eceleb who dyed his hair pink or something made a movie earlier this year and I think it did amazing financially He spent like $3 million on it and it made well over double digit millions as a return.
>>534386486It's not an American movie.
>>534382130I can't relate to anything brown, so I don't watch anything brown.
>>534386506Jews aren't American and they have central banks in every country except Iran and North Korea.
>>534382303you will only know what's playing in theaters if you check fandango dailyand it will change on a day's noticeI look nearly every day and there is literally nothing to see
>>534386414Loss harvesting isn't about taxes, it's about defrauding investors.
>>534386566It's a Saudi Arabian film.
>>534386383It was a movie, then a broadway musical, then a remake movie adaption
>>534382439You didn't see Kobayashi's Dragon Maid in cinema?!
Who gives a flying fucking shit. They'll just go to the banks and ask for more printed money. And you stupid goyim will pay for it regardless.
>>534386686Oh wait you're right, 1967
>>534384541Not close enough but great thinking
>>534383506waterworld wasn't a flop in the long run. the movie was poorly received because it was heavily cut down. the directors cut was much better received and the film eventually made a profit through DVD/bluray sales.
>>534386617>Saudi Arabia isn't controlled by jews
>>534386727>The private Saudi company will ask the federal reserve for moniesCould you stop being stupid for a second please
>>534386617about stronk independent woman warior in saudi barbaria?
>>534386617the saudis are perhaps the most completely jewed nation besides usright next to Israel, in control of Mecca, immensely rich, but somehow Iran is the "center of muslim opposition to Israel"
>>534386861Yeah, when you defraud investors you need the movie to bomb. Also why there's no marketing for it.
>>534382747The movie was made with AI. They didnt advertise it. It was made to flop. Something about go woke go broke Glow on
>>534382593its not about the money, its about the message. They only say its about the money to hide their marxist agenda.
>>534382130is that a nigger and a white woman?
>>534382593>What is this dynamic called?judaism
>>534382130No one likes browns. Not even browns.
>>534387087Of course.
>>534382303Fr I hear about that Verity shit nonstop every day but I've never heard of an desert warrior.
>>534387082Nah not the same group, hollywood was wiped the fuck out. Strategical terrorism to stop America from exporting it's culture.
>>534382130Never heard of it. I don’t watch movies that feature niggers.
>>534382130>2.6 on imdbkek
>>534383759never understood why it got so much hate. Costner sucks, but the rest was gud
>>534383012>A desert niggers film>About niggers in the desert>No one watching...
Who thought It was a good idea to make a black the protagonist of a story about arabs
>>534382303First time im hearing about it, got no idea if its any good
>>534386196Just a little bit
>>534386866> the saudis are perhaps the most completely jewed nationThe house of Saud is filled with jews.The 5 main Saud brothers in control of the country are all born of the same mother, who just (((coincidentally))) happened to be a Jewish (((convert))) It’s not like your house being “the guardians of the kabba” makes you immune to the schemes of a jewish wife, even if you get to have 5 more wives who aren’t…
>>534383506who's in the front? i thought it was kristen stewart until i saw her
>>534383566Smells like a data center
>>534387858>who just (((coincidentally))) happened to be a Jewish (((convert)))this is the door Kissinger opened up for Israel with the petrodollarhe also set up the petroyuan btwjust happened to "come out of retirement" to "advise Trump" in his first term, before going off to see the Russians and Chinese, earlier in the year the petroyuan was announced
>>534387623effy from skins
>>534382130>black man white woman leadsThanks, but I'll pass.
>>534387964oops>>534388226
>>534383218I heard that the cause of death was from eating some bad pussy
>>534386505It made like 50x it's budget
>>534383819True. Should have been starring Nicolas Cage/Sean Connery or some shit
>>534388727no that was the fedex truck and bald pussy
NOOO NOT MY MY COAL BURNING BMAF BBC PROPAGANDA GOY SLOP!!!
>>534382130had never even heard of it before now
>>534382303>see nigg-
>>534382593ESG score maxing. Money is fake and gay, jews just print it to finance their subversive films
>>534382303Same.
>>534383747I liked waterworld.
>>534383012I could save the Saudi royal family millions if they hired me for 3 million a year to tell them their ideas are stupid
>>534386006It certainly helps. Is that Cameron? She’s such a cutie. I love her energy.
>>534382130just watched the trailer seems like a pretty cool historical fantasy action movie, wouldve been successful with a better lead
>>534387087Arabia composed of the opposite. White Arab men and black women. Arab means mixed.
>>534382130Look up "hollywood insurance scam" and you will understand why some movies dont make it even though they have everything it takes to make money
>>534386505it didn't make tons of money it just cost very littler to make. $3 million is like nothing for a movie budget
>>534382130
>>534382130This is the most expensive movie Saudis funded lmao
>>534382130>reeeee hollywoodIt's a Saudi film
>>534389185if you want to make money you don't stick him in the lead, they already knew this
>>534382130Womp womp woooommmpppp
>>534382593Wasn't "the producers" specifically about this?
>>534388226>>534388625aah. never saw that
>>534382130niggers were gods just 3 years ago, what happened
>>534382130>Desert Niggerkeknobody gives a shit
>>534389416mackey is like minor supporting role guy at beststick him in lead & he's just a charisma voidthis guy, he is not
>>534386163just done akira in 4k and hoping T2 comes to my local imax.fuck modern movies.
>>534383012There is a reason why called it sandnigger movie.
>>534385492>She really loves the Troops.possibly all of them at once
>>534383506Is this AI? That's a lot of Hollywood high society in one photo.
>>534382675>So much for bread and circuses.They cant even do that!Ugh!
>>534382130If I wanted to watch a bunch of brown desert people doing stupid shit I would join the IDF
>>534389986>That's a lot of Hollywood high society in one photo.and that's just lohan
>>534382130>fight constant wars against desert warrior towelheads in sandals>lose>make movie about them>loseMay have to redefine who the master race is.
>>534382130>nigger in the leadYeah, not paying for that either.
>>534390080Gottdang, memhet, you can tell your mom and dad were cousins, just like both sets of grandparents
>>534386866>>534387858>Why do Semite do Abrahamic accords with other SemitesAmerimutt burgerbrains don't know what's an Ishmaelite
>>534382593Infinite money glitch, some kikes suffer from it, they're very sick.
>>534382130I wouldn't watch it even if it wasn't normie slop.
>>534383012and?
>>534384541Ladies.
>>534382593Hollywood was created through fraud and money laundering. This hasn't changed much. To hide the earnings, they -need- some movies to flop to fail. If some movies don't fail naturally, they will intentionally make them fail.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_accounting>Peter Jackson, director of The Lord of the Rings (2001–2003), and his studio WingNut Films, brought a lawsuit in 2007 against New Line Cinema after an audit. Jackson stated this is regarding "certain accounting practices".>Fifteen actors sued New Line Cinema, claiming that they have never received their 5% of revenue from merchandise sold in relation to the movie, which contained their likenesses. >Similarly, the Tolkien estate sued New Line, claiming that their contract entitled them to 7.5% of the gross receipts of the $6 billion hit. >According to New Line's accounts, the trilogy made "horrendous losses" and no profit at all.
>>534382130Even by nigger actor standards, anthony mackie is fucking dogshit. Ruins every IP he touches, he even sucks in capeshit, which is nearly impossible to be worse than the writing they give you, but he manages it.
>>534382130I hope they make a Julius Caesar movie where the entire cast is niggers except for the slaves which are all white
>>534389986>Is this AI?It obviously is, and you sound stupid by asking.Flag doesn't help.
>>534382303Sounds like they knew it was shit so they didn't want to throw more cash into the fire advertising it.
>>534391152>except for the slaves which are all whiteIndians already do this in their horrible "superpower" ads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM&t=124s
>>534391028>"horrendous losses" and no profit at allthe TomBom Curse
I saw one Instagram ad about it and that's it. I thought it was an a2a indie slop
>>534382130Lol this was a saudi movie to insult Persians too btw. Im glad it flopped
>>534382130>Anthony Mackielmao
>>534388333you will be passing everything then
>>534383506>horrifically brutal mogging of those 5 girls in the background. may they RIP
>>534382130Who wants to watch desert niggers in a cinema when you can just look outside your window
>>534384784>Road warrior but gay and with boats and drinking piss waterDefinitely a solid 7
>>534391811Rofl
>>534382130If you want to watch a movie about desert warriors I recommend The Beast. Movie about a soviet tank crew in afghanistan. Pretty amusing. Before 9/11 the ending scroll read "Dedicated to the brave fighters of the mujahideen". You can watch it for free on YT last I checked. Worth the price of admission.
>>534391258Don't they usually shelve projects that they know won't make them any money, and write them as tax breaks or something like that?
>>534391933I saw itPretty good but it's more like the environment itself is the enemy. Not really a battle movie.
>>534382500Niggers are box office poison
>>534382593Communism
>>534383012Doon coons paid Hollywood Jews to make it Honestly Saudis have so much nigger blood money this is nothing to them
>>534382593It's called having infinite jew tokens (better known as money) to push your marxist agenda
>>534391086He’s obviously some Jews fleshlight
>>534382130I wish Gorhill the best pair of tities and the best blowjobs until he dies because I didn't see a single ad for this movie and if it wasn't for /pol/ I would have never know it even existed because /tv/ has never mentioned it either.
>>534382593Money printing
>>534386163This is the way. I saw The Killer and A Better Tomorrow recently
>>534382557thisit works by creating an insurance company, insuring said bullshit film, insurance claims need to the government, government provides bailout funds to investors, bullshit insurance company folds, new one opens, repeat
>>534386505Iron Lung. Cost 3 million to make and brought in 51 million. Indie films can match anything big in quality and probably beat it in story these days while having a far lower cost. The only issue is distribution.
>>534382130That was some saudi movie.
>>534387087>white womanno, she's an arab and it's a saudi production.
>>534382130i have literally never heard of this movie until this thread
>>534393936I'm in this thread and I've still never heard of it
>>534382303this
>>534389986Retard
>>534382130And we care because why?
>>534393811people forget that the original the fast and the furious pulled in 200 million on a 20 million dollar budget. the movie industry is fucked and hollywood is dying. ironically marvel, which produced a string of 1 billion dollar successes, is also responsible of turning hollywood into flop city.
>>534384971Hollywood loves shoving niggers down everybody's throat
>>534382439The only thing I have watched in a theater (twice) in the last 10 years is an early anime release.
>>534391168....or I'm not some fucking loser that has spent their entire adult life following hollywood trim?You could be an inanimate object, and I'm a lot fucking dumber for giving you the benefit of the doubt than I am for questioning the origin of a photo We are, after all, living in the epstein blackmail ring times, and every cunt in hollywood is as likely to be part and parcel to that scandal as anything else. Because kikes.
i see the fly nigger with guns from that one real cartoon movie for fags...but what is even this
>>534387327>Verity>"Verity is an upcoming psychological erotic thriller film directed by Michael Showalter" another 50 shades of ghey
>>534382130Is it about how north african muslims raided and raped white women, before selling them into rape slavery for centuries? Or did they wokify it and make it so that the white men were raping their own women and the muslims were rescuing them?
>>534383506They dont look like that anymore.
>>534383506roll
>>534382303RLM's been commenting on this: there's like no advertising for movies anymore.They keep making movies. They keep having huge flops where they spent hundreds of millions to not make any money.But nobody's even advertising them. Nobody hears about these movies.
>>534382303I never heard of this til this post
>>534382130what movie is this?qrd please.
>>534382130Never even heard of it
>>534389113That’s Eliza Dushku from Bring it On, you uncultured swine.
>>534386414Ok, so first you have to understand that movies are an ecosystem of stakeholders. Basically a producer will collect money from investors and organize directors, writers, actors and crew to shoot film. Based on their personal reputation, the producer might involve a studio, who will provide any of the above in exchange for the rights to distribute the film. So when might a loss be preferable? When, someone was promised too much of the film's cut. The studios usually do this by loading on marketing costs, as they famously did to Rocky because Stallone signed for a bonus of the film's net profits. The second is that these productions pay themselves. It's better for the investors to lose money but the production had paid for their expenses, salaries, etc, better still if those expenses were paid for goods provided by their friends and family for kickbacks or nepotism. Uwe Boll also ran a tax scam back when the German tax authority was retarded. Investors could write off their entire investment in a German movie before it was even made, so they could lower their tax burden any time they wanted.
>>534391258>>534391998>>534392969They're tax writeoffs/money embezzling scams.
