iPhones will explode across the world and leave people without fingers and eyes. They will be disabled and helpless to prevent the total takeover of humanity by the new world order. Stay away from these bombs. Keep them away from you.
Why are they going to explode?
jokes on youi carry my iphone in a kevlar pursefaggot
>>534387242>The kikes really think a few fingers less and blindness is going to stop me from mangling everyone inside the nearest synagogue with my bare, damaged handsI'll stab them to death with the goddamn stumps like I'm Shin from Fist of the North Star.
>>534387242iphones are the only phones immune to this.seriously only dorks use androids lol
>>534387242FUCK YES!
>>534387242This is like that Stephen king novel about phones making every go crazy and telekinetic, but somehow even dumber and worse You surpassed king in cringe op
>>534387242>ios filenameGetting some mixed signals here OP
>>534387242Good thing I got a pixel
>>534388214Every lgbtfaggot uses iphone.Every nigger uses iphone.Every shitskin foreigner I see uses iphone.Every soccermom uses iphone.If I'm paying over 1k$ for a handheld computer I want it to function like a pc and be able to run any free app I want.You can go do what "everyone else is doing" and be an ifag with the crowd.Fuck apple.
its not just iphones.its all modern cell phones.
>>534387242strane how you say its iphones when Samsung was thenphone company that got banned on airlines because they explode. Oh their laundry washing machinese explode too.
>>534387242death to all jews.
>>534388649>Oh their laundry washing machinese explode too.They do? ;_;
>>534387242>IMG_3990.jpgKek
>>534387242Shalom
>>534388649>Samsung was thenphone company that got banned on airlines because they explode.Galaxy Note 7 was banned, not the phones in general.>phabletKek...fadlet is more like it.
>>534387242>owning an iphone>2026
Oh, noh! My phone, android, work phone, android... fuck yeah. lolKeep your phones away from your tiny men, or you'll end up like hamas unics. :D
>>534387880mossadhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_Lebanon_electronic_device_attacks
iphones and covid vaccine are perfect criteria to remove lowest common denominator.
>>534389996I remember that, but those pagers had to be worked on before shipping from istanbul or wherever.https://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/turkish-intel-foils-second-pager-bomb-plot-targeting-lebanon-media-208866Unless they are able to intercept the phones to lay the explosive in them, what is going to do the damage? I don't think the battery could do it on its own, but I stand to be corrected.
>>534390511what if all of this is made up and they cooperate with manufacturers in reality?
>>534390850I suppose there is precedent with the covaids shots. But there's no room for plausible deniability in that case.Compute the consequences. That's essentially a death warrant for the executives at crapple. I don't think that is likely.
>>534390987maybe they dont put in a separate compartment in the smartphone, but into the batteries.they would only have to cooperate with battery manufacturers in that case.small c4 charges also would never be noticed by any diy guys dismantling their phones, as they never dismantle the batteries.
>>534387242good thing i dont own a phone
>>534391085>they would only have to cooperate with battery manufacturers in that case.That's a more plausible angle. Where do the batteries come from? I would've expected a massive corp like that to be vertically integrated, but maybe not?>Pack assembly and integration are handled by major OEM partners, primarily Sunwoda, Desay Battery, and Simplo Technology (a Taiwanese firm with ties to Samsung SDI). These companies take the raw cells and integrate them with protection boards—often featuring control ICs from Texas Instruments—before the final battery packs are delivered to assemblers like Foxconn for integration into the iPhone. I imagine that would be a stage where fuckery can come in. I don't think anything is happening at the raw cell stage, but that intermediary step where electronics get attached? yes.But that would also be a MASSIVE undertaking and an expensive operation.
>>534390987at that point they wouldn't give a shit
>>534391350>But that would also be a MASSIVE undertaking and an expensive operation.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_budget
>>534387242i hope macs are included too
>>534388161Mines turned off in a faraday bag we will keep our fingers and eyes.
>>534388161You own an iphone, use a purse AND dare call someone else a faggot?
WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE
>>534391350Chink batteries randomly blow up anyway so I doubt anyone would notice unless they all went up at once.
>>534388532my iphone does run every app that i want but only because i am atually smart and can make my own apps android is not it homie i am trying to save your broke ass
>>534391985>unless they all went up at once.If they don't go all at once, there would be a recall, defeating the purpose.Kind of like the covaids shots. Maybe it is a way to filter out more goyim™? People went back for multiple shots despite the growing evidence saying, "that's not a good idea, buddy." There will be people who continue to use the devices, regardless.>it can't happen here or to me.
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