What is the answer to modern society and why is it bombadilmaxxing?
>>534391615>you HAVE to read lord of the rings>REALLY, you haven't read LOTR?>The book is WAY betterthis is what I heard for years. so one day I sat down to read LOTRI dropped on the tom bombadil chapter early on.Lord of the Rings is legitimately faggot nonsense for metal retards
>>534391615just waiting on my sex/river goddess to show up
Is it even possible to live in the forest in your awful island? Do they have cameras on the trees?
>>534391615bombadil maxxing is dogshit>Yea I could destroy jewish power>But I won't lol
>>534391714>t.
>>534391714Filtered.
>>534391714>filtered by Tom Bombadil Many such cases
>>534391874He has a point though, Tolkin can get VERY drawn out. Reading the hobbit is like watching a youtube short vs a 5 hour video on the sex life of aquatic spiders
>>534391615Post em if you got em
>>534391714Nigger
if i told you, theyd kill me.
>>534392027>goes off to bang his maia wife
>>534392027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Uz0LMbWpI
>>534391615There is no answer. Western society is terminally ill, and the disease needs to run its course. It's like that rat experiment where once the rat population started to decline due to overabundance and overpopulation it just went to zero. Nature's corrective methods are the finality of completely annihilation of things that aren't suited for long term survival and prosperity.
Close enough, the beets are coming up and the asparagus is going nuts
>>534391615wasnt his wife hot as fuck?
Obligatory.
>>534392497Western society has a parasite on it called the jew that decided it wanted to kill the host.
>>534392587>wasnt his wife fat as fuck?ftfy
>>534391714Bombadil is just a leftover spirit that didn't get corrupted by Melkor. There are a surprising amount of spirits in LOTR that do fuck all and don't make appearances so you're lucky you only had to deal with one. Radagast almost made the hobbit unreadable for me too.
>>534391615What the fuck is bombadil maxing
>>534392009I would watch the 5 hr vid about aquatic spider sex life tho
>>534393128Why stop at just the implication?
I hate that motherfucker and his shitty songsThe fact that Peter Jackson just quietly dropped his entire existence out of the movies tells you how fucking cringe he wasImagine being able to get away with spending hundreds of millions of $ on talking trees, sassy, orcs, and we hates it forever, but knowing that if people had encountered Tom Bombadil 30 minutes in they'd have just thrown popcorn at the screen and then left once they ran out of popcornAlso right after the hobbits leave his house and his too-sexy wife and the drug-infused cocktails he gave them they immediately faceplant by getting lost in the fog and captured by a slow moving monster that undresses them so Frodo has to run around around his underwear crying for Tom fucking Bombadil to lave his home in the forest and rescue their puny asses AGAIN and he's so embarrassed by it that he gives them free swords in the vague hope that they'll trip and stab themselvesYou know it's true because none of them bother to drop into his place on the way back and tell him they saved middle earth. Like they think about it but then make an excuse and don't go because they know he's just going to look at them and shake his head before bursting into another one of those awful songsIn short, fuck Tom Bombadil and the barrow-wight he rode in on
>>534391714So you were okay with Beorn but then got filtered out in one of the most iconic works of literature in human history by fucking Tom Bombadil?That's crazy.
